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19th Mar '17 1:01:12 AM Ccook1956
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** In "Are You Now, Margaret?," a visiting congressional aide is investigating Margaret for being a communist sympathizer. He visits her in her tent and attempts to seduce her when Klinger emerges from Margaret's locker and takes a snapshot of the act. Hawkeye, B.J. and Charles arrive to push the dagger in deeper:
-->'''Williamson:''' (''pointing to Klinger'') Wha-what's he doing with that camera?\\
'''Charles:''' He appears to be rewinding.



* ''Series/{{MASH}}'': In "Are You Now, Margaret?," a visiting congressional aide is investigating Margaret for being a communist sympathizer. He visits her in her tent and attempts to seduce her when Klinger emerges from Margaret's locker and takes a snapshot of the act. Hawkeye, B.J. and Charles arrive to push the dagger in deeper:
-->'''Williamson:''' (''pointing to Klinger'') Wha-what's he doing with the camera?\\
'''Charles:''' He appears to be rewinding.
19th Mar '17 12:58:53 AM Ccook1956
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* ''Series/{{MASH}}'': In "Are You Now, Margaret?," a visiting congressional aide is investigating Margaret for being a communist sympathizer. He visits her in her tent and attempts to seduce her when Klinger emerges from Margaret's locker and takes a snapshot of the act. Hawkeye, B.J. and Charles arrive to push the dagger in deeper:
-->'''Williamson:''' (''pointing to Klinger'') Wha-what's he doing with the camera?\\
'''Charles:''' He appears to be rewinding.
11th Mar '17 10:18:42 AM merotoker
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Some of the most common henway terms are "<noun>way" [[note]]"<noun> weigh", answered with a weight, [[DontExplainTheJoke as is the case for the]] TropeNamer[[/note]], "<noun>fore" [[note]]"<noun> for?" answered with a purpose[[/note]], "<noun>do" [[note]]answered with what the thing does[[/note]], "Grecian urn" [[note]]"Grecian earn" -- answer "<X> drachmas a day"[[/note]] and "yoors" or "yaws" [[note]]"yours"; most often found in scenes taking place in bars -- the question "What's yours?" is a standard way of offering to buy the other person's next drink."[[/note]]

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Some of the most common henway terms are "<noun>way" [[note]]"<noun> weigh", answered with a weight, [[DontExplainTheJoke as is the case for the]] TropeNamer[[/note]], {{Trope Namer|s}}[[/note]], "<noun>fore" [[note]]"<noun> for?" answered with a purpose[[/note]], "<noun>do" [[note]]answered with what the thing does[[/note]], "Grecian urn" [[note]]"Grecian earn" -- answer "<X> drachmas a day"[[/note]] and "yoors" or "yaws" [[note]]"yours"; most often found in scenes taking place in bars -- the question "What's yours?" is a standard way of offering to buy the other person's next drink."[[/note]]



-->Rizzo: Oh, we need another schnook to fleece.
-->Pepe: What's a "schnooktafleece"?
-->Rizzo: A patsy to swindle.
-->Pepe: "Patsytoswindle"?
-->Rizzo: Guy to rob.
-->Pepe: "Guytorob"-- Does anyone speak English around here?

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-->Rizzo: -->'''Rizzo''': Oh, we need another schnook to fleece.
-->Pepe:
fleece.\\
'''Pepe''':
What's a "schnooktafleece"?
-->Rizzo:
"schnooktafleece"?\\
'''Rizzo''':
A patsy to swindle.
-->Pepe: "Patsytoswindle"?
-->Rizzo:
swindle.\\
'''Pepe''': "Patsytoswindle"?\\
'''Rizzo''':
Guy to rob.
-->Pepe:
rob.\\
'''Pepe''':
"Guytorob"-- Does anyone speak English around here?



--->'''[[PunnyName Henny]] [[InkSuitActor Youngman]]:''' Ever been to Queens? What do you think of Flushing, NY?
--->'''Plucky:''' I think it's a good idea.

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--->'''[[PunnyName -->'''[[PunnyName Henny]] [[InkSuitActor Youngman]]:''' Ever been to Queens? What do you think of Flushing, NY?
--->'''Plucky:'''
NY?\\
'''Plucky:'''
I think it's a good idea.
3rd Mar '17 10:55:09 AM Kombucha
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* In Houston Texas, there is a Restaurant called Kenny and Ziggy's, on their menu in the ala cart side order section is the item Duckway and for its price it says Ask Your Server! Here is a PDF Copy of the Menu, see Page 4[[http://kennyandziggys.com/menus/K&Zmenu_16.pdf]]

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* In Houston Texas, there is a Restaurant called Kenny and Ziggy's, on their menu in the ala cart à la carte side order section is the item Duckway and for its price it says Ask Your Server! Here is a PDF Copy of the Menu, see Page 4[[http://kennyandziggys.com/menus/K&Zmenu_16.pdf]]
26th Feb '17 6:40:38 AM sylvae
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--> Sodom.[[note]]"Sod 'em" basically means "I don't give a stuff about them."[[note]]

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--> Sodom.[[note]]"Sod 'em" basically means "I don't give a stuff about them."[[note]]"[[/note]]
26th Feb '17 6:39:40 AM sylvae
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--> Sodom.[[note]]"Sod 'em" basically means "I don't give a stuff about them."[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke as is the case for the]] TropeNamer[[/note]],

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--> Sodom.[[note]]"Sod 'em" basically means "I don't give a stuff about them."[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke as is the case for the]] TropeNamer[[/note]], "[[note]]
26th Feb '17 6:38:41 AM sylvae
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--> Sodom.[[note]]"Sod 'em" basically means "I don't give a stuff about them."

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--> Sodom.[[note]]"Sod 'em" basically means "I don't give a stuff about them.""[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke as is the case for the]] TropeNamer[[/note]],
26th Feb '17 6:36:45 AM sylvae
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--> Sodom.

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--> Sodom.[[note]]"Sod 'em" basically means "I don't give a stuff about them."
26th Feb '17 6:35:00 AM sylvae
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* A very old biblical joke that really works best for Brits.
--> Don't you feel sorry for all those people that got vaoporised in Gomorrah, and, erm, that other place...
--> Sodom.
--> Yeah, well, I guess you're right. They did deserve it.
13th Feb '17 7:03:09 AM Palindromee
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* Becoming a common joke format on Website/{{Tumblr}}, with setups along the vein of "It smells like updog/suphomie/(other casual greeting) in here".
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