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* I-Mockery's [[http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/tetris-charity/ Tetris: Charity Edition]]. The intro screen promises that I-Mockery will donate money to charity for every player that clears 20 lines or more in A-Type mode (no such promises for {{R-Type}} [[CrowningMomentOfFunny mode]]). However, once you breach the 15-line mark, NES characters fall instead of Tetris blocks. They...can't fit together in any line-clearing fashion. Then the game's ending chastizes you for not even being able to clear twenty measly lines. Truly, one of I-Mockery's cruelest [[spoiler:AprilFoolsDay jokes]] of all time.
** It's RType mode is equally unbeatable, since the AdvancingWallOfDoom eventually moves too fast for you to destroy quick enough.

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* I-Mockery's [[http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/tetris-charity/ Tetris: Charity Edition]]. The intro screen promises that I-Mockery will donate money to charity for every player that clears 20 lines or more in A-Type mode (no such promises for {{R-Type}} RType [[CrowningMomentOfFunny mode]]). However, once you breach the 15-line mark, NES characters fall instead of Tetris blocks. They...can't fit together in any line-clearing fashion. Then the game's ending chastizes you for not even being able to clear twenty measly lines. Truly, one of I-Mockery's cruelest [[spoiler:AprilFoolsDay jokes]] of all time.
** It's Its RType mode is equally unbeatable, since the AdvancingWallOfDoom eventually moves too fast for you to destroy quick enough.
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* [[http://armorgames.com/play/3785/llama-adventure Llama Adventure]] is winnable, but the end returns you to the beginning of the game.
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* Pippin Barr's games are usually more like critical commentary than actual games, and "[[http://www.pippinbarr.com/games/zorba/Zorba.html Zorba]]" is no exception; you can't win, because the computer-controlled character will never make a mistake.
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** [[MythologyGag You can also do what Kirk did - cheat.]] There's a cheat code that lets you name your character "James T. Kirk". Play the game using this name, then hail the Klingons once they attack.
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* The infamous Marathon Man challenge from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime''. Don't listen to any fans claiming to have done it or have found some way to do so, or even people who have cheated and beaten it with 0:00 on the time or less, the Marathon Man will '''''ALWAYS''''' beat you to the Kokori Forest bridge--even WordOfGod has confirmed that he cannot be beaten. Anyone who dares to say otherwise tends to get GannonBanned.
** To be fair, some of the reasoning fueling the [[UrbanLegendOfZelda methods you can beat him]] was through WordOfGod also mentioning that there ''was'' a method to beat him [[DummiedOut initially]], and it had something to do with either the bunny hood and its properties to increase one's speed, or the Song of Time's power to slow or stop time during the race. The problem is that WordOfGod also mentioned that this was scrapped, and it's been proven that even at a time of 0:00:00 speed, [[FridgeLogic the Marathon Man will claim he still beat you by a second or millisecond.]]
* In ''Castle Smurfenstein'', a hacked version of the original Apple II ''CastleWolfenstein'', the game was deliberately modified so that it's impossible to get past first level.
*I-Mockery's [[http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/tetris-charity/ Tetris: Charity Edition]]. The intro screen promises that I-Mockery will donate money to charity for every player that clears 20 lines or more in A-Type mode (no such promises for {{R-Type}} [[CrowningMomentOfFunny mode]]). However, once you breach the 15-line mark, NES characters fall instead of Tetris blocks. They...can't fit together in any line-clearing fashion. Then the game's ending chastizes you for not even being able to clear twenty measly lines. Truly, one of I-Mockery's cruelest [[spoiler:AprilFoolsDay jokes]] of all time.
** It's RType mode is equally unbeatable, since the AdvancingWallOfDoom eventually moves too fast for you to destroy quick enough.
** It's still possible to sneak in a Tetris after you clear line 16, if an I piece is next, clearing 20 lines total. However, you still do not advance to level 3, as the game refuses to recognize that last cleared line, and sticks the counter at 19.
* Ironically subverted in ''[[Franchise/StarTrek Starfleet Academy]]'' on the SuperNintendo. You are given [[UnwinnableTrainingSimulation The Kobayashi Maru]] scenario as a graduation requirement. It's ''supposed'' to be unwinnable. However, due to the way the video game is designed, it's entirely possible to engage the Klingons '''and beat them.'''
* The C64 graphic text adventure ''Castle of Terror'' was famous for being ''literally'' unwinnable by design. Though a gaming magazine published an account from a reader who claimed to have completed the game, he proved uncontactable when asked for more information. Many years later, the game's creator was eventually tracked down and admitted what many had suspected for years: it was in fact impossible to kill the Count (the main point of the game), and no more than 243 of the 290 total points could be earned.
* A recurring Minigame in ''TheSimpsons'' video games, "Larry The Looter", is completely unwinnable. Immediately after looting the electronics store (the only store it's possible to loot), [[ShopliftAndDie Larry is gunned down by the angry store owner.]]
* Ubisoft's WWII submarine simulator franchise ''SilentHunter''. In those where you command a german Uboat, no matter now many vessels you sink, Germany (fortunately) will always lose the war.
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* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' has [[http://xkcd.com/724/ a strip]] about ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}''. Predictably, someone on the internet made a game like that. And some managed to score lines in it.

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* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' has [[http://xkcd.com/724/ a strip]] about ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}''. Predictably, someone on the internet [[http://www.kongregate.com/games/banthar/hell-tetris made a game game]] like that. And some managed [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reFPscApObs to score lines in it.it]].
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* Type [[{{VideoGame/Starcraft}} "Zerg Rush"]] in {{Google}} and you'll get to play a game where you must defend your search results against a bunch of O's. There's too many of them, and they'll eventually defeat you.
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* ''[[VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} Warcraft II]]'' includes a joke custom map in which the player only controls a single peasant surrounded by dozens of AI enemy controlled units. Predictedly, it ends with a defeat after a couple of seconds. The unwinnable status of the mission is even lampshaded in its file name ("Suicide") and ingame description ("If you win, you're ''Warcraft'' god" or something like that).

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* The infamous ''Scary Maze Game'' is an online prank where your goal is to manuever your way through a maze, but the third level is impossible to beat as, when you get to a certain point in the third level, a close-up image of Regan from ''Film/TheExorcist'' [[JumpScare pops up and screams]].
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* Likewise, ''[[PennAndTeller Penn & Teller's]] Smoke and Mirrors'' has its own Impossible Mode, where Lou Reed appears and kills the duo, then tells the player, "Impossible doesn't mean very difficult. Very difficult is winning the Nobel Prize; impossible is eating the Sun."
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* The creators of ''VideoGame/TheRoomTheGame'' released what appeared to be the equivalent for ''The Hunger Games''....on April 1st. It becomes a test to see how many times a player can take one of Clove's throwing knives to the head before giving up.

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* The creators of ''VideoGame/TheRoomTheGame'' released what appeared to be the equivalent for ''The Hunger Games''....Games''... on April 1st. It becomes a test to see how many times a player can take one of Clove's throwing knives to the head before giving up.
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* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' has [[http://xkcd.com/724/ a strip]] about ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}''. Predictably, someone on the internet made a game like that.

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* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' has [[http://xkcd.com/724/ a strip]] about ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}''. Predictably, someone on the internet made a game like that. And some managed to score lines in it.
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Compare UnwinnableByMistake, where the game cannot be won because of a design flaw, UnwinnableByDesign which is a serious game that is designed so that certain circunstances will render it unwinnable, as well as EndlessGame and WideOpenSandbox, which don't have a win condition in the first place.

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Compare UnwinnableByMistake, where the game cannot be won because of a design flaw, UnwinnableByDesign which is a serious game that is designed so that certain circunstances circumstances will render it unwinnable, as well as EndlessGame and WideOpenSandbox, which don't have a win condition in the first place.
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* ''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Super Kingio Bros]]''. It's a Mario clone where your character cannot jump high enough to pass the first [[TheGoomba enemy]].

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* ''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Super Kingio Bros]]''. It's Bros]]'' is a Mario clone where your character cannot version of ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros'' with the King of Town replacing Mario. Unfortunately, he can't jump high enough to pass the first [[TheGoomba enemy]].Goomba]], so it's probably just as well that you don't actually get the three lives shown.
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Compare UnwinnableByMistake, where the game cannot be won because of a design flaw, as well as EndlessGame and WideOpenSandbox, which don't have a win condition in the first place.

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Compare UnwinnableByMistake, where the game cannot be won because of a design flaw, UnwinnableByDesign which is a serious game that is designed so that certain circunstances will render it unwinnable, as well as EndlessGame and WideOpenSandbox, which don't have a win condition in the first place.

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* Videogame/SteamshovelHarry. The earth will be destroyed by a missile in ten minutes, and only you can stop it! [[spoiler:The tutorial takes 9:58 minutes, and you lose immediately afterwards.]]
* [[HomestarRunner SuperKingioBros]]. It's a Mario clone where your character cannot jump high enough to pass the first [[TheGoomba enemy]].
* [[http://xkcd.com/724/ This XKCD strip]] about {{Tetris}}. Predictably, someone on the internet made a game like that.

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* Videogame/SteamshovelHarry. The earth In ''Videogame/SteamshovelHarry'', the Earth will be destroyed by a missile in ten minutes, and only you can stop it! [[spoiler:The tutorial takes 9:58 minutes, and you lose immediately afterwards.]]
* [[HomestarRunner SuperKingioBros]].''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Super Kingio Bros]]''. It's a Mario clone where your character cannot jump high enough to pass the first [[TheGoomba enemy]].
* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' has [[http://xkcd.com/724/ This XKCD a strip]] about {{Tetris}}.''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}''. Predictably, someone on the internet made a game like that.



* Most RemarGames have a highest difficulty level called "Reallyjoel's Dad" that is completely impossible. Examples include Videogame/HeroCore, Videogame/{{Iji}}, and Videogame/HyperPrincessPitch.
* The creators of ''TheRoomTheGame'' released what appeared to be the equivalent for ''The Hunger Games''....on April 1st. It becomes a test to see how many times a player can take one of Clove's throwing knives to the head before giving up.

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* Most RemarGames have a highest difficulty level called "Reallyjoel's Dad" that is completely impossible. Examples include Videogame/HeroCore, Videogame/{{Iji}}, ''Videogame/HeroCore'', ''Videogame/{{Iji}}'', and Videogame/HyperPrincessPitch.
''Videogame/HyperPrincessPitch''.
* The creators of ''TheRoomTheGame'' ''VideoGame/TheRoomTheGame'' released what appeared to be the equivalent for ''The Hunger Games''....on April 1st. It becomes a test to see how many times a player can take one of Clove's throwing knives to the head before giving up.



* The InteractiveFiction ''{{Suspended}}'' becomes this if you play on [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Impossible]] mode, where the sun goes nova in two turns.

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* The InteractiveFiction ''{{Suspended}}'' ''VideoGame/{{Suspended}}'' becomes this if you play on [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Impossible]] mode, where the sun goes nova in two turns.turns.
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* Every single LunaGame.

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* Every single LunaGame.LunaGame.
* The InteractiveFiction ''{{Suspended}}'' becomes this if you play on [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Impossible]] mode, where the sun goes nova in two turns.
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* Almost every LunaGame.

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* Almost every Every single LunaGame.
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* An in-universe example appears in the BritCom ''MrDonAndMrGeorge''. The two titular characters are shown playing a board game, which George is winning by declaring a series of increasingly bizarre moves. It is then revealed that Don never gets ''any'' moves, and the game is called "George, You're Simply the Best."

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* An in-universe example appears in the BritCom ''MrDonAndMrGeorge''. The two titular characters are shown playing a board game, which George is winning by declaring a series of increasingly bizarre moves. It is then revealed that Don never gets ''any'' moves, and the game is called "George, You're Simply the Best.""
* Almost every LunaGame.
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* An in-universe example appears in the BritCom "MrDonAndMrGeorge". The two titular characters are shown playing a board game, which George is winning by declaring a series of increasingly bizarre moves. It is then revealed that Don never gets ''any'' moves, and the game is called "George, You're Simply the Best."

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* An in-universe example appears in the BritCom "MrDonAndMrGeorge".''MrDonAndMrGeorge''. The two titular characters are shown playing a board game, which George is winning by declaring a series of increasingly bizarre moves. It is then revealed that Don never gets ''any'' moves, and the game is called "George, You're Simply the Best."
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* The creators of ''TheRoomTheGame'' released what appeared to be the equivalent for ''The Hunger Games''....on April 1st. It becomes a test to see how many times a player can take one of Clove's throwing knives to the head before giving up.

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* The creators of ''TheRoomTheGame'' released what appeared to be the equivalent for ''The Hunger Games''....on April 1st. It becomes a test to see how many times a player can take one of Clove's throwing knives to the head before giving up.up.
* An in-universe example appears in the BritCom "MrDonAndMrGeorge". The two titular characters are shown playing a board game, which George is winning by declaring a series of increasingly bizarre moves. It is then revealed that Don never gets ''any'' moves, and the game is called "George, You're Simply the Best."
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* Most RemarGames have a highest difficulty level called "Reallyjoel's Dad" that is completely impossible. Examples include HeroCore, {{Iji}}, and HyperPrincessPitch.

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* Most RemarGames have a highest difficulty level called "Reallyjoel's Dad" that is completely impossible. Examples include HeroCore, {{Iji}}, Videogame/HeroCore, Videogame/{{Iji}}, and HyperPrincessPitch.Videogame/HyperPrincessPitch.
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* Most RemarGames have a highest difficulty level called "Reallyjoel's Dad" that is completely impossible. Examples include HeroCore, {{Iji}}, and HyperPrincessPitch.

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* Most RemarGames have a highest difficulty level called "Reallyjoel's Dad" that is completely impossible. Examples include HeroCore, {{Iji}}, and HyperPrincessPitch.HyperPrincessPitch.
* The creators of ''TheRoomTheGame'' released what appeared to be the equivalent for ''The Hunger Games''....on April 1st. It becomes a test to see how many times a player can take one of Clove's throwing knives to the head before giving up.
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* [[http://rpgmaker.net/games/3339/ Zephyr Skies: The Winter Sage]] starts out as a typical rpg, but then it glitches and turns into playing tetris/matching up pictures. It may actually be winnable in terms of getting perfect score, but the results don't change and the game repeats in an infinite loop.

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* [[http://rpgmaker.net/games/3339/ Zephyr Skies: The Winter Sage]] starts out as a typical rpg, but then it glitches and turns into playing tetris/matching up pictures. It may actually be winnable in terms of getting perfect score, but the results don't change and the game repeats in an infinite loop.loop.
* Most RemarGames have a highest difficulty level called "Reallyjoel's Dad" that is completely impossible. Examples include HeroCore, {{Iji}}, and HyperPrincessPitch.
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* SuperKingioBros. It's a Mario clone where your character cannot jump high enough to pass the first {{Goomba}}.

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* SuperKingioBros. [[HomestarRunner SuperKingioBros]]. It's a Mario clone where your character cannot jump high enough to pass the first {{Goomba}}.[[TheGoomba enemy]].
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* [[http://rpgmaker.net/games/3339/ Zephyr Skies: The Winter Sage]] starts out as a typical rpg, but then it glitches and turns into playing tetris/matching up pictures. It may actually be winnable in terms of getting perfect score, but the results don't change and the game repeats in an infinite loop.
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An UnwinnableJokeGame is a game that looks like it can be won, but it really can't be, and this is intentional on the part of the designer. These are almost always meant as a joke.

Compare UnwinnableByMistake, where the game cannot be won because of a design flaw, as well as EndlessGame and WideOpenSandbox, which simply don't have an ending and don't suggest they do.

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An UnwinnableJokeGame is a game that looks like it can be won, has a clear win condition, but it really can't be, this condition cannot be reached, and this is intentional on the part of the designer. These are almost always meant as a joke.

Compare UnwinnableByMistake, where the game cannot be won because of a design flaw, as well as EndlessGame and WideOpenSandbox, which simply don't have an ending and don't suggest they do.
a win condition in the first place.
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An UnwinnableJokeGame is a game that looks like it can be won, but it really can't be, and this is intentional on the part of the designer. These are almost always meant as a joke.

Compare UnwinnableByMistake, where the game cannot be won because of a design flaw, as well as EndlessGame and WideOpenSandbox, which simply don't have an ending and don't suggest they do.

Certain gambling machines may fall under this trope, but most countries have laws against slot machines that never actually allow you to win the jackpot.

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* Videogame/SteamshovelHarry. The earth will be destroyed by a missile in ten minutes, and only you can stop it! [[spoiler:The tutorial takes 9:58 minutes, and you lose immediately afterwards.]]
* SuperKingioBros. It's a Mario clone where your character cannot jump high enough to pass the first {{Goomba}}.
* [[http://xkcd.com/724/ This XKCD strip]] about {{Tetris}}. Predictably, someone on the internet made a game like that.

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