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21st Mar '17 5:17:00 AM Andyroid
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** In the DVD version of "little animal", an Easter egg features added dialogue for Old-Timey Strong Bad.

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** In the DVD version of the WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "little animal", an Easter egg features added dialogue for Old-Timey Strong Bad.
20th Mar '17 8:37:21 AM Andyroid
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* From ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'':
--> "Sir Strong Bad STOP How do you operate the 'telegramophone' [[AntiquatedLinguistics whilst]] wearing gentlemans' sporting gloves STOP Signed, Sir Elsington Halstindingdingworth STOP"

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* From ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'':
--> "Sir
''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' uses this joke in conjuction with the "Old-Timey" versions of the characters:
** In the DVD version of "little animal", an Easter egg features added dialogue for Old-Timey Strong Bad.
--->'''Old Timey Strong Bad:''' Dear Feet STOP Don't fail me now STOP Signed, Strong Bad
** Seen in an Easter egg in "50 emails", with Old Timey Strong Bad receiving a "Supra Modern Telegram" with a variation on the "How do you type with boxing gloves on?" RunningGag.
---> '''Old Timey Strong Bad:''' "Dear Sir
Strong Bad STOP How do you operate the 'telegramophone' [[AntiquatedLinguistics whilst]] wearing gentlemans' sporting gloves STOP Signed, [[OverlyLongName Sir Elsington Halstindingdingworth STOP"Halstindingdingworth]]" Curses! This is all anyone ever asks me.
11th Feb '17 8:21:57 PM OnGreenDolphinStreet
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@@TELEGRAM MESSAGES [[NoPunctuationPeriod NEVER CONTAIN PERIODS]] [[SelfDemonstratingArticle STOP]]@@
@@ANY PERIOD IS REPLACED BY A STOP STOP@@
@@WHEN READ ALOUD THE STOP IS ALSO READ ALOUD STOP@@
@@[[TheCoconutEffect IT WAS ORIGINALLY A JOKE]] STOP@@
@@BUT IT IS NOT KNOWN AS ONE BY MODERN AUDIENCES STOP@@
@@WHERE IT IS EXPECTED FOR READING A TELEGRAM STOP@@
@@SO EVEN WHERE IT CAUSED CONFUSION IT DIDN'T [[AccidentalPun STOP]] STOP@@

@@COMPARE [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud READING THE STAGE DIRECTIONS OUT LOUD]] STOP@@

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@@TELEGRAM TELEGRAM MESSAGES [[NoPunctuationPeriod NEVER CONTAIN PERIODS]] [[SelfDemonstratingArticle STOP]]@@
@@ANY
STOP]]\\
ANY
PERIOD IS REPLACED BY A STOP STOP@@
@@WHEN
STOP\\
WHEN
READ ALOUD THE STOP IS ALSO READ ALOUD STOP@@
@@[[TheCoconutEffect
STOP\\
[[TheCoconutEffect
IT WAS ORIGINALLY A JOKE]] STOP@@
@@BUT
STOP\\
BUT
IT IS NOT KNOWN AS ONE BY MODERN AUDIENCES STOP@@
@@WHERE
STOP\\
WHERE
IT IS EXPECTED FOR READING A TELEGRAM STOP@@
@@SO
STOP\\
SO
EVEN WHERE IT CAUSED CONFUSION IT DIDN'T [[AccidentalPun STOP]] STOP@@

@@COMPARE
STOP\\\
COMPARE
[[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud READING THE STAGE DIRECTIONS OUT LOUD]] STOP@@
STOP



-->@@STOP CHILDREN STOP DAD RECEIVED MESSAGE STOP LET DAD WORK STOP@@\\

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-->@@STOP -->STOP CHILDREN STOP DAD RECEIVED MESSAGE STOP LET DAD WORK STOP@@\\STOP\\



@@LUCKY LUKE! JUST GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU STOP!@@

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@@LUCKY LUCKY LUKE! JUST GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU STOP!@@STOP!



--->@@WILSON BOYS DEAD OX GULCH STOP STOP RAILROAD CONSTRUCTION STOP AND I MEAN STOP STOP SIGNED BLACK WILSON@@

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--->@@WILSON --->WILSON BOYS DEAD OX GULCH STOP STOP RAILROAD CONSTRUCTION STOP AND I MEAN STOP STOP SIGNED BLACK WILSON@@WILSON



-->@@BROTHER [[YourSoulIsMine DEAD]]. RETURN HOME.@@\\

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-->@@BROTHER -->BROTHER [[YourSoulIsMine DEAD]]. RETURN HOME.@@\\\\
20th Jan '17 11:24:09 AM Morgenthaler
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* ''ThePhantomTollbooth''. There's no sound in the Valley of Sound, so you get this:

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* ''ThePhantomTollbooth''.''Literature/ThePhantomTollbooth''. There's no sound in the Valley of Sound, so you get this:
12th Jan '17 5:23:04 PM WillKeaton
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** "The Hardship of Miles Standish" has a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsFMKMUvFxo#t=3m40s singing telegram]].

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** "The Hardship of Miles Standish" has a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsFMKMUvFxo#t=3m40s singing telegram]].telegram.]]
12th Jan '17 5:22:25 PM WillKeaton
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** Used in the short "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akAEIW3rmvQ&t=6m00s I Wanna Singa]]".

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** Used in the short "[[http://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akAEIW3rmvQ&t=6m00s I "I Wanna Singa]]".Singa."]]
8th Dec '16 7:19:40 PM WillKeaton
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From the 1928 booklet, "[[http://www.telegraph-office.com/pages/telegram.html HOW TO WRITE TELEGRAMS PROPERLY]]":

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From the 1928 booklet, "[[http://www.[[http://www.telegraph-office.com/pages/telegram.html HOW "HOW TO WRITE TELEGRAMS PROPERLY]]":
PROPERLY":]]
9th Oct '16 12:10:55 PM nombretomado
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* Happens at the beginning of the [[ClassicDisneyShort classic Disney short]], "The Country Cousin", an adaptation of the Aesop's Fable, ''The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse''.

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* Happens at the beginning of the [[ClassicDisneyShort classic WesternAnimation/{{Classic Disney short]], Short|s}}, "The Country Cousin", an adaptation of the Aesop's Fable, ''The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse''.
6th Jul '16 5:37:38 PM LongTallShorty64
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* In ''Film/TheMajorAndTheMinor'', Major Kirby is in a jam, and needs [=SuSu=]'s help. The gag comes in when Kirby realizes he needs to tell [=SuSu=]'s parents about taking her home with him.
-->'''Major Phillip Kirby''': Now, about your parents.
-->'''Susan Applegate''': Well, there's just my mother.
-->'''Major Phillip Kirby''': Well, I'll send her a telegram that will absolutely put her at ease.
-->'''Susan Applegate''': What kind?
-->'''Major Phillip Kirby''': Well, how 'bout, uh, ''Met your daughter on train and looked out for her last night...''
-->'''Susan Applegate''': STOP!
-->'''Major Phillip Kirby''': Stop. ''As we cannot proceed on account of high water, I'm taking her home with me.''
-->'''Susan Applegate''': STOP!
-->'''Major Phillip Kirby''': Stop. ''Don't worry. Signed Kirby.'' Will that fix it?
-->'''Susan Applegate''': That will certainly fix mother!
27th Apr '16 12:09:38 AM jedidarrick
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@@[[TheCoconutEffect IT WAS ORIGINALLY A JOKE]]@@
@@BUT IT IS NOT KNOWN AS ONE BY MODERN AUDIENCES@@

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@@[[TheCoconutEffect IT WAS ORIGINALLY A JOKE]]@@
JOKE]] STOP@@
@@BUT IT IS NOT KNOWN AS ONE BY MODERN AUDIENCES@@AUDIENCES STOP@@
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