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'''Timon:''' Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids.\\

-->'''King Triton''': '''''ARIEL!!!'''''

[[folder:Film: Live Action]]

'''Yak:''' LET'S TRY AGAIN! Let's not cast blame, but this time Dag, just say your name!\\

'''Dag:''' Da--your name.

* In the 'Ghost Bride' episode of ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'' when Arnold reads the tombstone:

* Played straight and subverted on ''HowGreenWasMyCactus'' when Little Johnny Howler and John Fosters (the Cactus Island counterparts of Liberal party politicians John Howard and John Elliot) appeared as [[Series/TheTwoRonnies The Two Johnnies]], and Fosters demonstrated that he had no understanding of what actually made the gag work:

* ''Disney/{{Tangled}}'': Played comically during the film's opener IWantSong. Rapunzel - a (technically voluntary) but bored {{Hikikomori}} - sings about doing the chores, only to realise she's done them all within a quarter of an hour after waking up:
--> ''...Sweep '''again''' and by then\\
It's like '''seven fifteen'''?''

And he didn't say it was just that men have got...a Y-chromosome...it's Radio 4...not sure we can say [[SubvertedTrope reproductive body part]].

And you off your - chairs.

---> It's an international competition\\

She never -\\
'''Anya''': His eyes are beady!

-->For while the date side of the line's the one we all might guess he's in,
-->there'll be no joy in Tedville if our Lisa is a... Yes! We win![[note]]It was supposed to be "lesbian"[[/note]]

-->'''Cory:''' There once was a boy named Cory.
-->'''Eric:''' Who now has an interesting story.
-->'''Cory:''' He learned about kissing.
-->'''Eric:''' And all he was missing...
-->'''Shawn:''' When he and Topanga made out!
-->'''Cory:''' Shawn, can we say "summer school"?

-->'''Teacher:''' Alright, get out of class!
-->'''Student:''' Oh no, my dad's gonna kick my--
-->'''Teacher:''' '''Be quiet!'''

-->''Some of them are David''
-->''But most of them are Dave''
-->''They all have their own hands''
-->''And they come from different Moms''

-->Werewolf Bar Mitzvah!
-->Spooky! Scary!
-->Boys becoming men,
-->Men becoming wolves!

-->'''Kenneth''': You made a promise to Masi Oka. "Conserve electricity. Don't be a zero, be a good guy!" ...[[LampshadeHanging Why doesn't that say 'hero?' That feels like a real missed opportunity.]]

-->'''Creator/RobinWilliams''': ''(rapping)'' We wanna raise some money
-->we'll work around the clock
-->If you don't send enough
-->I'm gonna have to show my...Comic Relief T-shirt!

-->But it doesn't matter what I'm paid,
-->Because I'm finally getting--
-->Six bucks an hour!
-->Includes a room and shower!

-->Up in the loft where the lamp-light flickers
-->I lost my heart and she lost her...parasol.

-->It's K to the N to the O-P-E,
-->She's the dopest little shortee in all Pawnee....Indiana.
-->R to the O to the N,
-->Swanson got swagger the size of Big Ben...clock.
-->Yo B to the O to the double S,
-->Do what he say and you'll be success...ful.

--> Amy Adams, Jacki Weaver, Sally Field, and Helen ''Hunt''.
-->[[Creator/AnneHathaway Hathaway]] just took your Oscar. Don't you think that girl's a...''dorable''?

-->We're known as trendy thespians,
-->Some of our best friends are less well known,
-->Than us.

-->That's right Jimmy you've got a pretty good point
-->Now what do you say we rock this...place?

--> Howie couldn't walk far, so he stepped towards the bar to tell a joke to a chick.
-->But just as before he fell on the floor. She said "What a d-... despicable person!"

-->'''Howard''': Let's do 'Chuck'! [singing] Chuck, Chuck, Bo-buck, Banana-Fana-Fo-f[Melvin swats him in the mouth]
-->'''Melvin''': Hey! I'm wise to that.

-->Telly actors mumbling
-->No marks tumbling
-->And our social order crumbling - while people snigger
-->Sony facing hacking
-->MPs backing fracking
-->And Clarkson facing sacking for saying n...aughty words

-->Brookes Newmark with a hard-on
-->Boko Haram
-->Her continued stardom. Jeremy Hunt
-->Russell’s Revolution
-->Contains no solution
-->He's untouched by evolution – the ape-like... chap

-->Did you guess which thing is not like the others?
-->Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
-->If you guessed this one is not like the others,
-->Then you're absolutely ... right.

-->'''Rebecca:''' My life's about to change - oh my gosh! / 'Cause I'm hopelessly, desperately in love with... West Covina!
-->'''Josh:''' It's Nirvana, it's Heaven, it's Mecca! / Yeah, I'm hopelessly, desperately in love with... West Covina!

-->I was walking in the park with my baby,
-->And just as we were starting to kiss,
-->Along the road came bloody Lenny Henry,
-->And he began, he began to take the...
-->This is when I told him to shut it

-->Orpheus looked at his instrument
-->And he gave the wire a '''pluck'''
-->He heard a sound so beautiful
-->He gasped and said '''O my God'''

-->There's nothing surer \\

-->And did you give your life up
-->To save humans from bad luck?
-->Were you [[MysticalPregnancy born of virgin birth]]
-->Or did your parents… [[CurseCutShort have sex?]]

-->Sometimes London don't seem too appealing \\

--> And my Uncle thinks I'm barmy \\

-->I woke up this morning, my head was full of rocks\\

--> This song doesn't make its own luck\\

-->Monday: Humiliation
-->Tuesday: Suffocation
-->Wednesday: Condescension
-->Thursday: ''Is pathetic''

-->'''Tom's Boss:''' Well, your latest card reads: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you,]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny whore.]]

-->'''Bobby:''' But...oh ''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny God!]]''

-->And he began, he began to take the

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-->Who have delivered each their lines\\
-->So we may at last get off our feet,\\
-->And you off your - chairs.

* ''WebVideo/KeyOfAwesome''

** In "Mr. Greg":

* From the ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' episode "Coach Steven," during [[TheSmartGuy Pearl]]'s song:

** The show's ThemeTune can ''feel'' like a subverted rhyme, depending on where you mentally put the line breaks. If you break after "people of this world," the last line is "believe in Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl," and the "and Steven!" is Steven tacking himself on where he doesn't belong. But if you break after "believe in," then "Steven" rhymes perfectly. The rhythm of the song allows for either, [[spoiler:while the title sequence visuals imply the first interpretation before the Season Two changes, the second after]].

* The children's book ''Nuddy Ned's Christmas'' features a subverted rhyme while describing Ned's joy at streaking in the snow.

** ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerUncut'' contains the [[CampGay Big Gay Al]] song "I'm Super", which refrains from using the word "gay" until the TruckDriversGearChange final chorus.

-->'''GeneralSpecific''': Sauce!