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18th Mar '18 3:37:01 PM SteveMB
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* Justified in ''Film/OnceBitten'', in which the young couple have less than a minute to render the guy unsuitable for a virgin-hunting vampiress to prey upon.

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* Justified in ''Film/OnceBitten'', in which the young couple have less than a minute to render the guy unsuitable for [[VirginSacrifice a virgin-hunting vampiress to prey upon.upon]].
22nd Feb '18 8:31:56 PM Kalmbach
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* Mentioned during Lily von Schtupp's performance in ''Film/BlazingSaddles'', about how men are "always coming and going and going and coming, and always too soon".
21st Jan '18 2:00:41 PM Theatre_Maven_3695
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* About the norm in animal kingdom. Naturally, even more so for regular prey, which most likely needed to get things over with quickly in case a predator came calling. (Exceptions exist.)
* More than one owner of a female pet rodent (mouse, rat, hamster, etc) has let her out to play with a male companion, watched them like a hawk the whole time, and ''still'' been amazed to discover that she got pregnant from the encounter. What ''looks'' like the male briefly colliding with the female is time enough to do the job.
* It's speculated by some that this is why some men are like that - it's a survival instinct. Without shelter, a caveman would be risking his life by spending a long time engaging in coitus. Getting it over with quickly ensured that his genes would be passed on, while keeping him alive longer (possibly to spread his genes even more).
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26th Dec '17 12:37:53 AM shawnvw
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* Subverted in ''Series/TheFlash1990''. Some time after Barry Allen acquires his super-speed powers, we see him in bed with his girlfriend Iris. She's expressing her disappointment that "it" over so quickly. Barry agrees -- because they were talking about a pay-per-view boxing match on TV, that lasted only a minute or so.
29th Nov '17 10:37:14 AM Jubileus57
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* Parodied several times in ''Series/LeCoeurASesRaisons''. One occurence had Brett and Criquette "making love" solely by bumping their nether regions together ''while still fully clothed'', and another lasted approximately the time quick camera swoop, unclothing time included.

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* Parodied several times in ''Series/LeCoeurASesRaisons''. One occurence had Brett and Criquette "making love" solely by bumping their nether regions together ''while still fully clothed'', and another lasted approximately the time of a quick camera swoop, unclothing time included.
29th Nov '17 10:35:32 AM Jubileus57
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* Parodied several times in ''Series/LeCoeurASesRaisons''. One occurence had Brett and Criquette "making love" solely by bumping their nether regions together ''while still fully clothed'', and another lasted approximately the time quick camera swoop, unclothing time included.
10th Nov '17 10:45:17 PM ironballs16
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* Al Bundy from ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' is constantly mocked for his "5 second sex". This was taken UpToEleven after Al had to abstain from sex for a month due to a mix-up at the hospital giving him a circumcision - it lasts ''two'' seconds, and the impact is enough to shake the house.

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* Al Bundy from ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' is constantly mocked for his "5 second sex". This was taken UpToEleven after Al had to abstain from sex for a month due to a mix-up at the hospital giving him a circumcision - it lasts ''two'' seconds, and but [[DestructoNookie the impact is enough to shake the house.house]].
8th Nov '17 5:37:24 AM ChronoLegion
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* It's speculated by some that this is why some men are like that - it's a survival instinct. Without shelter, a caveman would be risking his life by spending a long time engaging in coitus. Getting it over with quickly ensured that his genes would be passed on, while keeping him alive longer (possibly to spread his genes even more).
21st Oct '17 8:58:56 AM Chabal2
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* A couple goes to a restaurant. Every time the husband tries to order something, his wife interrupts with "You'll have vegetables, won't you dear?" After a while, the waiter says that if he's on a diet, they have some dishes, but she shoos him away, saying "Oh, he's not sick. But as long as he screws like a rabbit, he'll eat like a rabbit!"
20th Oct '17 12:33:51 AM Eggnogyum
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* A RunningJoke in BojackHorseman is [=BoJack=]'s total lack of staying power.
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