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* ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''. In "The Q and the Grey", Q offers to mate with Captain Janeway, but she convinces him to mate with a female Q instead. She goes to LeaveTheTwoLovebirdsAlone, but can't resist sneaking back for a peek (ForScience). Despite Q bragging earlier that "foreplay for a Q can last for decades, the act itself doesn't last long at all.

* In ''Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet'', Jordan's first time having sex with Naomi lasts all of 11 seconds. How do we know it's 11 seconds? Because Jordan actually [[LemonyNarrator narrates the scene to tell the audience about it.]] It's subverted, though, because he still has an erection and is able to continue.

* ''WebAnimation/OverSimplified''; In part one of the "UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte" video, Napoleon gets into an argument with Josephine which ends with him saying he going spend the next thirty minutes in conference with his generals, and by "Conference with his generals" he really means "boinking his mistress" and by "30 minutes", he really means "[[EpicFail 2 seconds]]".[[labelnote:Note]][[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer True Story]].[[/labelnote]]

* In ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}'', Hollis Mason recalls a joke about the 1940s "masked avenger" team to which he once belonged, namely that they were called the Minutemen because of their bedroom performance.
* In one ''ComicBook/TheDefenders'' arc, [[Comicbook/TheIncredibleHulk The Hulk]] was abducted by Dark DimensionLord Umar for her bedroom entertainment. Not even he could keep up with her for more than about six minutes. (She wasn't too discouraged, apparently, because she abducted him again in a post-''ComicBook/WorldWarHulk'' story when he was in full [[UnstoppableRage Worldbreaker mode]] -- this time he was equal to the challenge).
* In an issue of ''Comicbook/BirdsOfPrey'', Comicbook/{{Huntress}} makes a joke about Arsenal being bad in bed by saying archers are always "too quick to let fly."
* Likewise, in the issue of ''New Comicbook/TeenTitans'' where Speedy first met Magenta, he made sure to inform her that his name doesn't mean he does ''[[DoubleEntendre everything]]'' too fast.
* Joked about in an issue of ''[[Comicbook/CarolDanvers Captain Marvel]]'', where Carol and Comicbook/WarMachine try to discreetly leave an Comicbook/AlphaFlight function so they can go have sex.

* Unlike his below-mentioned Franchise/DCAnimatedUniverse counterpart, ComicBook/WallyWest was not above joking about this as when his wife Linda Park first became pregnant, he joked about, due to his superspeed, not being sure how he got her pregnant. However, it's been implied he's not actually bad in bed.
* One of the patients for ''ComicBook/DrBlinkSuperheroShrink'' is a super-speedster who's looking for marriage counseling help.

** In a cutaway sequence, Peter is surprised to find Superman playing cards in hell. Superman replies that he killed a hooker after she made the well-worn [[CatchPhrase "faster than a speeding bullet"]] crack.