History Main / SleepsWithEveryoneButYou

** Seemingly, every teen-aged boy in Quahog will sleep with any teen-aged girl... except Meg Griffin, who is portrayed as so hideously ugly that boys will go out of their way ''not'' to have sex with her; several have taken extreme measures to avoid the humiliation of having "scored" with Megan. Usually this is implied, such as the hunk who, after Meg asks him to a dance, ''kills his own little brother'' just so he has an excuse to avoid going with her.

* The [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Evangelion]] [[{{Hentai}} H-]]{{fanfic}} ''The A.L.I.A.S. Vignettes'' has Asuka finding a really creative way to torture Shinji: whenever she has a date, she drags the poor shmuck back home, throws Shinji out of his room then does the deed in there, knowing full well that Shinji is within earshot. And she's not doing this because she's a slut, she's doing this purely [[ForTheLulz out of sadism]].

* Becomes a major plot point in ''Hangin With The Homeboys''. Johnny, the naive member of four when it comes to dealing with women, falls in love with a seemingly GirlNextDoor type. He convinces himself that she's innocent and virginal. Later in the film, [[spoiler: he discovers that she does porn films and has quite the reputation with guys in the community. It seems like every guy in the know, including Vinny, knew about her and possibly had sex with her in the past. What makes it worse is that Johnny actually runs into her at a party and catchers her dancing erotically with Vinny which pisses him off. She lets Johnny know that he was only in the friendzone, before his outburst of jealousy ruined even that.]]

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* TropeNamer might be this joke: What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? - A slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch SleepsWithEveryoneButYou.
* An insult about "not being able to get laid in a whorehouse" comes to mind.
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* In ''Series/{{Lexx}}'', Zev/Xev is a love slave with an unslakeable libido - but she refuses to have anything whatsoever to do with Stanley, whom she sees as repugnant. Ironically, she herself fails to bang anyone, since her choice of lovers tend to be killed, are already dead, is a disembodied robot head, or is Stanley.

** This is explored in one episode when Roz starts a relationship with a psychiatrist who mentored Frasier through college and who is similar to him in many ways, prompting Frasier to be uncomfortable around him after he inadvertently catches them together at her apartment one night. He comes to realize that he's actually sublimating his jealousy about this trope (although she gets tetchy when he initially tries to phrase it in these terms), since he'd previously been able to comfortably rationalise the situation with the assumption that he simply wasn't her type but has now received confirmation that he ''could'' be.

* [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep The Waitress]] in ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'' will slip into anyone's bed when she's drunk, even Frank's. Anyone except Charlie (inverting RomanceOnTheSet, since they're married in real life.) At least part of it is becasue [[CantActPervertedTowardALoveInterest Charlie refuses to take advantage of her]] [[{{Asexuality}} and according to a deleted scene, may not even be interested in sex]]. The other part is because he's her creepy StalkerWithACrush.

* In ''Series/AllyMcBeal'', Ally's secretary Elaine is notorious for her oozing sexuality and flirting with every men around. She is sued by her friend nicknamed Peanut who feels she intentianally humiliated him. Eventually his issues are revealed -- he's in love with her and thinks everyone is her type but him. They manage to patch things up and he drops the lawsuit, though she doesn't like him back in that way. Interestingly, later seasons imply Elaine doesn't sleep around and has problems finding a relationship.

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* Gigi from ''WesternAnimation/HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw''. Birdman becomes frustrated that this continues even after they marry.

So there's this one girl. You know the one. The one who ReallyGetsAround. She'll jump into bed with just about anyone who asks. She...well, she just really likes having the sex. You get the point.

But this girl, who will [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage schtup]] [[AnythingThatMoves men, women,]] [[ExtremeOmnisexual and most species of plants]], is utterly unobtainable for this one character. That character doesn't have to be the protagonist, and, in fact, rarely is. Most of the time this is used to demonstrate that the character's sad and pathetic; after all, if Betty Bangs-A-Lot won't kiss him, he must be pretty crummy at this life thing. This is almost always used as a comedy gag, largely because it's too depressing to contemplate under any other circumstances. Think of it as [[EveryoneHasStandards Even Sluttiness Has Standards]].

Note that pronoun-laced description aside, this trope also works perfectly well with Manwhores.

* ''ASongOfIceAndFire'': A side character (whose face is covered with boils) reminisces about his boyhood in a small village. As a teenager, he spent hours gathering flowers for a girl in the village who had the "town slut" reputation. When he presented them to her, she laughed at him. So he killed her, and was exiled to the Night's Watch.

* The BlueOysterCult explore this trope, memorably, in "Eyes On Fire":

But this girl, who will [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage schtup]] [[AnythingThatMoves men, women]] [[ExtremeOmnisexual and most species of plants]], is utterly unobtainable for this one character. That character doesn't have to be the protagonist, and, in fact, rarely is. Most of the time this is used to demonstrate that the character's sad and pathetic; after all, if Betty Bangs-A-Lot won't kiss him, he must be pretty crummy at this life thing. This is almost always used as a comedy gag, largely because it's too depressing to contemplate under any other circumstances. Think of it as [[EveryoneHasStandards Even Sluttiness Has Standards]].

Note that pronoun-laced description aside, this trope works perfectly well with Manwhores.

* Stuart in the British version of ''QueerAsFolk'' will sleep with anyone (once) except Vince. Vince's mother says it's because Stuart's "saving him" for when they're both old. They do eventually settle down with each other, but it takes the run of the show to get them there.

* Wrestlng/ChrisJericho cut [[OnceAnEpisode numerous]] promos regarding Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon being a slut, one promo suggesting that she had slept with "three quarters of the locker room, and the lighting crew, and the camera crew, and the sound technicians, and the stage hands, and the prop guys, and the merchandise sellers and Louie the popcorn vendor in the 15th row!", followed with saying she'd slept with everyone on the planet earth, before bringing out members of Film/PlanetOfTheApes. Everyone however, did not include Jericho, leading to some FoeYay sexual tension.

* Gina from ''TheGeorgeLopezShow'' will sleep with AnythingThatMoves... anything, that is, that can get past the initial nausea. At one point, Ernie decides he's finally gotten desperate enough to make a pass at her, which she turns down.

* Subverted on ''{{Frasier}}''. Roz gets all over every man as soon as she sets eyes on him, but doesn't get with Frasier. However, both of them know this is because they don't want to hurt each other's friendship. In fact, when she finally ''does'' have a fling with him, both of them panic about it the next day.

* [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep The Waitress]] in ''ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'' will slip into anyone's bed when she's drunk, even Frank's. Anyone except Charlie (inverting RomanceOnTheSet, since they're married in real life.) At least part of it is becasue [[CantActPervertedTowardALoveInterest Charlie refuses to take advantage of her]] [[{{Asexuality}} and according to a deleted scene, may not even be interested in sex]]. The other part is because he's her creepy StalkerWithACrush.

* In the first season of ''TrueBlood,'' Jason Stackhouse will pretty much bang anything female... except Tara, who has a huge crush on him. Of course, considering what happens to the rest of his conquests, that may not be a bad thing for Tara.

* This is a major plot point/source of gags in ''Film/TheManWithTwoBrains''. After SteveMartin marries Kathleen Turner's GoldDigger, she won't consummate the marriage, but she'll do just about anyone else.

* Myth/ClassicalMythology (and all variations thereof) gives us the Aphrodite who was widely known for bedding gods/mortals/anything with a penis EXCEPT her husband Hephaestus. Zeus dodges this by taking the "Sleeps with Everyone AND You" approach when it came to Hera (though it didn't help much in [[WomanScorned Hera's]] eyes).

* ChrisJericho cut [[OnceAnEpisode numerous]] promos regarding StephanieMcMahon being a slut, one promo suggesting that she had slept with "three quarters of the locker room, and the lighting crew, and the camera crew, and the sound technicians, and the stage hands, and the prop guys, and the merchandise sellers and Louie the popcorn vendor in the 15th row!", followed with saying she'd slept with everyone on the planet earth, before bringing out members of Film/PlanetOfTheApes. Everyone however, did not include Jericho, leading to some FoeYay sexual tension.

* Laurie from ''That70sShow'', after marrying Fez, refuses to sleep with him. She'll sleep with everyone else during this time and he calls her out on it. Ironically enough she did sleep with him once and only once, before they married.

* A victim on an episode of ''{{Psych}}'' would have sex with everyone but the killer, who was more or less a StalkerWithACrush, resulting in said murder.

* In ''[[VideoGame/DarkSeed Dark Seed 2]]'', [[spoiler:Mike Dawson discovers his murdered ex-girlfriend has slept with pretty much every man in town except him. [[ManChild He doesn't have a very mature reaction to this.]]]]

* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boBwLh8YTDc "Sexy Soda Pop"]], Cindy Margolis [[TakeOurWordForIt explains this to a guy. She's actually using him for cocaine]]. She then [[AmbiguousSyntax does the coke with the guys]] she actually has sex with.

* ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'':
** Jadzia Dax had a love for men of all species (and even a woman in one episode) but would not sleep with Dr. Julian Bashir, who had a huge crush on her.
** May or may not be subverted after the Dax symbiont is implanted into Ezri. A lot depends on whether it was the Dax symbiont or just Jadzia that wasn't interested in Bashir. (Ezri says once that if Worf hadn't come along Jadzia probably would've wound up with Bashir.)

* ''ASongOfIceAndFire'': A side character (whose face is covered with boils) reminisces about his boyhood in a small village. As a teenager, he spent hours gathering flowers for a girl in the village who had the "town slut" reputation. When he presented them to her, she laughed at him. So he killed her.
** This also plays into the [[DysfunctionJunction extraordinarily complicated]] relationship between Tyrion and Cersei Lannister, as seen when Tyrion bitterly comments on Cersei's relationship with [[{{Twincest}} her twin brother Jaime]] by saying that it's unfair that she should "open her legs for one brother and not the other" but this seems to have less to do with an actual desire for her and more with Tyrion's status as TheUnfavorite in his family.

* ''Film/BoogieNights'': Little Bill's wife.

* In multiple ''Naruto'' fics where Naruto is a GodModeSue with a harem, [[RonTheDeathEater Sakura]] usually doesn't fall for him. AndThatsTerrible.

* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boBwLh8YTDc "Sexy Soda Pop"]], Cindy Margolis [[TakeOurWordForIt explains this to a guy]]. She's actually using him for cocaine. She then [[AmbiguousSyntax does the coke with the guys]] she actually has sex with.

* In NeilGaiman's 2006 relaunch of ''ComicBook/TheEternals'', [[Really700YearsOld Sprite]], while explaining that his motives boil down to being really sick of being [[NotGrowingUpSucks stuck in a prepubescent body]], notes that he's the only male Eternal with whom Sersi hasn't slept.

* In the [[Series/Sherlock Sherlock]] fanfiction series ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/series/13034 The Art Of Seduction]]'', Sherlock is a gay "seduction consultant" and John is his gay flatmate. Sherlock goes to gay bars with John to pick up men and have sex with them (for one time only) so he can perform experiments about seducing people. It is mentioned many times that Sherlock has had sex with most of London's male population... at least, every man but John. John believes this is because Sherlock lives with him and just doesn't want to make things awkward with sex. [[spoiler: Sherlock later explains that when he started living with John, he was doing an experiment that would result in him having sex with someone who had actually taken the time to get to know Sherlock, since most of his bedmates had only been allowed one night. After some time had passed, Sherlock abandoned the experiment because he was afraid he may treat John, his OnlyFriend, like all the other men and lose him out of dis-interest.]]

* ''CloneHigh'' has great fun with this with Cleo's many references to sexual escapades, yet Abe has to jump through several incredibly difficult hoops to get anywhere near sex, even after he becomes her boyfriend.

* Gigi from ''HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw''. Birdman becomes frustrated that this continues even after they marry.
* A variant in ''{{Metalocalypse}}''. Dethklok, being Dethklok, is besieged with women who will do unspeakable sexual things with every member of the band... except [[NobodyLovesTheBassist Murderface]], the bass guitarist so ugly and unpersonable that being in a band that can raise mythological monsters and change the very nature of reality still isn't enough to get him laid. Not even the female roadies (who are all loyal to the band) will sleep with him.

* In ''ClerksTheAnimatedSeries'', Caitlin Bree chases AnythingThatMoves -- even a [[CargoShip Ferris wheel]] in the final episode -- but still won't give Dante the time of day.

* In ''{{Lexx}}'', Zev/Xev is a love slave with an unslakeable libido - but she refuses to have anything whatsoever to do with Stanley, whom she sees as repugnant. Ironically, she herself fails to bang anyone, since her choice of lovers tend to be killed, are already dead, is a disembodied robot head, or is Stanley.