History Main / ShutUpHannibal

-->[[TheNapoleon Yosemite Sam:]] "For any one of you lilly livered bow legged varmints care to slap leather with me, in case any of ya get any idears, ya better know yer dealin with. I'm the hootinest, tootinest, shootinest, bobtail wildcat....I'm the fastest gun in the North, South, East and West of the Pecos!....I'm the...."
-->BugsBunny: "Ahhhh, Shaddup!"

* [[TheNapoleon Yosemite Sam:]] I'M THE HOOTINEST, TOOTINEST, SHOOTINEST, BOBTAIL WILDCAT....I'M THE FASTEST GUN IN THE NORTH, SOUTH, EAST AND WEST OF THE PECOS!....I'M THE....
-->'''BugsBunny:''' Ahhhh, Shaddup!

He's a ''villain''. A ''Bad Guy''. He has tried to kill you and your friends a dozen times over. He dangled your {{Sidekick}} and your LoveInterest over a cliff, [[EvilGloating taunting you]] to [[SadisticChoice pick one of them]]. He treats other people - [[BadBoss including his own underlings]] - like dirt. He doesn't care about the people, or order, or [[FreudianExcuse whatever he's using to justify his actions]] - he just wants power. And he [[AndYourLittleDogToo ran over your daughter's puppy]]. You're ''nothing'' like him. He's ''wrong''. So [[TalkToTheFist you tell him so]], [[ThisIsSparta spell it out for him if necessary]], and then proceed to [[RightMakesMight kick his ass]] in a manner [[DodgeThis most righteous]].

* Rare villain-to-hero example in the ''DoctorWho'' episode "Genesis of the Daleks": the Doctor is trying to stop Davros from creating [[AlwaysChaoticEvil the Daleks]]. Attempting to explain the magnitude of his actions, the Doctor asks Davros whether he'd create and release a virus that would kill all other life in the universe. Davros replies, with [[OmnicidalManiac much enthusiasm]], that yes, that's exactly what he'd do.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Davros, if you had created a virus in your laboratory, something contagious and infectious that killed on contact, a virus that would destroy all other forms of life; would you allow its use?\\
'''Davros:''' It is an interesting conjecture.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Would you do it?\\
'''Davros:''' The only living thing... The microscopic organism... reigning supreme... A fascinating idea.\\
'''The Doctor:''' But would you do it?\\
'''Davros:''' Yes; yes. To hold in my hand a capsule that contained such power. To know that life and death on such a scale was my choice. To know that the tiny pressure on my thumb, enough to break the glass, would end everything. Yes! I '''would''' do it! That power would set me up above the gods! ''And through the Daleks I shall have that power!!!''
** And in "Remembrance of the Daleks" the Doctor got what may be the greatest example of this yet.

'''Optimus Primal:''' [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Speech]] ''[[DodgeThis this]]''. ''[[TalkToTheFist (PUNCH)]]''

'''Batman''' Kill whoever's standing right next to me and calling me a psychopath?\\

'''Hecate''': Time is coming to ring down the curtain on man. Already, the four horsemen are loose in the world. It is for us to darken the sun, turn the moon to blood, and put out the stars. Then you and I alone, forever in the dark-\\

*** [[spoiler:To be fair, though, his 'racism' means preferring actual flesh-and-blood human beings over magically-created illusions.]]
**** [[spoiler:Er, that's exactly what racism is. These illusions are still living, sentient people. WhatMeasureIsANonHuman much?]]
***** And quite a whie later, [[spoiler: it turns oiut the SUH has more or less worked, since Godel pulls a HeelFaceTurn and joins Negi's case.]]

** When Rex Raptor joins the side of the Orichalcos and gives a MotiveRant about why he did and why he's trying to kill Joey, Joey basically retorts, "You sold out the Human race just because I beat you at [[YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME]]. FUCK YOU."

* If you play any trading card game ''YuGiOh''-style, explaining what every card does, your opponents will want to slap you. Repeatedly.

** Also {{deconstructed}} repeatedly -- when your inner ShadowArchetype begins revealing facts about your inner character you'd rather ''not'' hear, despite being utterly true, denying it and asking it to ShutUpHannibal is a very, ''very'', '''very''' poor idea.
*** But Kanji kinda Reconstr- err, Renovates that notion when dealing with Naoto's shadow: "It's ok...let the kid spill the whole thing. If not, Naoto's just going to keep hurting...[[GenreSavvy We'll just do our job and kick the Shadow's ass.]]" Helps that said boss is a piece of cake in comparison to the other bosses.
*** Admittedly Naoto did a better job than the others at keeping the shadow at bay, managing to keep a cool head throughout the shadow's HannibalLecture about being a child and not getting any respect from the police force, unlike the other party members who are usually on the ground in tears before the party showed up. Then the shadow tells the party that Naoto's really a girl and she breaks down anyway.
*** Also reconstructed. Just because the HannibalLecture is true does not mean you can't work hard and improve yourself.

--->'''The Operative:''' [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy I am also wearing full body armor; I am not a ''moron.'']]

* In issue 74 of [[Comicbook/SonicTheHedgehog Archie Sonic comics]], after the freedom fighters [[spoiler:find [[CompleteMonster Robotnik]] on the walkway of some outer space facility, (note that up until that point they thought he was dead)]] there are at least [[VerbThis two]] [[IWillShowYouX varieties]] (or [[YourMileageMayVary maybe three) of ShutUpHannibal in a row:

* In issue 74 of [[Comicbook/SonicTheHedgehog Archie Sonic comics]], after the freedom fighters [[spoiler:find [[CompleteMonster Robotnik]] on the walkway of some outer space facility, (note that up until that point they thought he was dead)]] there are [[VerbThis two]] [[IWillShowYouX varieties]] of ShutUpHannibal in a row:

* In issue 74 of [[Comicbook/SonicTheHedgehog Archie Sonic comics]], after the freedom fighters [[spoiler:find Robotnik on the walkway of some outer space facility, (note that up until that point they thought he was dead)]] there are [[VerbThis two]] [[IWillShowYouX varieties]] of ShutUpHannibal in a row:

-->''Sonic runs at Robotnik, but Robotnik smacks him aside.''

-->'''Sonic''': You're toast if you don't tell me what happened to my family and the other roboticized mobians, Ro"butt"nik!

Compare ShutUpKirk, YouKeepTellingYourselfThat, DodgeThis. See also TalkToTheFist.

* In issue 74 of [[Comicbook/SonicTheHedgehog Archie Sonic comics]], after the freedom fighters find Robotnik where they never expected to, there are [[VerbThis two]] [[IWillShowYouX varieties]] of ShutUpHannibal in a row:

-->'''Robotnik''': Come now, hedgehog. Can't you at least take a moment to welcome me back from the dead? Didn't your parents teach you better manners?
-->'''[[ActionGirl Bunnie]]''': [[IWillShowYouX Ah'll show you manners!]]
--> ''Bunnie then punches Robotnik in the face, and Sonic and Tails stumble upon Robotnik's sweatshop.''

-->'''Sonic''': I see it, Tails! ''All'' of the missing robians being forced to work in this suped-up outer-space sweat-shop!
-->'''Robotnik''': Forced? Quite the contrary, Sonic. [[KickTheDog I've merely restored their LACK of free will, they have absolutely no say in the matter.]] How can you say that I've done something wrong? Why, look at all the new jobs I've created!

-->''(Sonic then runs up at Robotnik and knocks him off the walkway.)''

''(Sonic then runs up at Robotnik and knocks him off the walkway.)''

-->'''Robotnik''': Forced? Quite the contrary, Sonic. [[KickTheDog I've merely restored their LACK of free will, they have absolutely no say in the matter. How can you say that I've done something wrong? Why, look at all the new jobs I've created!

* In issue 74 of [[Comicbook/SonicTheHedgehog Archie Sonic comics]], after the freedom fighters become understandably enraged at [[CompleteMonster Robotnik]]'s plan to [[spoiler:[[KickTheDog deprive creatures of their free will to get them to work in his factories]]]]:

--> ''Bunnie then punches Robotnik in the face.''

* EvilVsEvil version, the Undertaker, involved in a feud with his his {{kayfabe}} brother, Kane. Undertaker is considered one of the greatest at phsycological warfare in wrestling, and in fourteen years of fueding on and off, Kane's never defeated him. Kane's finally started getting the upper hand on Taker, however, and countered his hannibal lecture.

Obviously, there's a lot of {{narm}} and NarmCharm involved, but still a boarderline CrowningMomentOfAwesome.