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** The Codex Astartes places strict upper limits on the Table of Organization and Equipment permitted to an Astartes Chapter. But there is also a clause in the book stating that TOE restrictions can be temporarily waived during Crusades. Since the Black Templar Chapter was ordered to be perpetually on Crusade by their Primarch, Rogal Dorn, during its founding, the Black Templars have used that clause to completely ignore the TOE restrictions of the Codex for thousands of years, to the point where they'd probably count as a small Legion in their own right if they all gathered in one place.

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** The For an in-universe example, the Codex Astartes places strict upper limits on the Table of Organization and Equipment permitted to an Astartes Chapter. But there is also a clause in the book stating that TOE restrictions can be temporarily waived during Crusades. Since the Black Templar Chapter was ordered to be perpetually on Crusade by their Primarch, Rogal Dorn, during its founding, Founding, the Black Templars have used that clause to completely ignore the TOE restrictions of the Codex for thousands of years, to the point where they'd probably count as a small Legion in their own right if they all gathered in one place.
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* In ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents'', when faced with devious genie Norm, realizing he wasn't a match for [[JackassGenie the 5,000-year-old trickster]], Timmy wishes for a ''literal'' lawyer to help him get what he needs. It works.

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* In ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents'', when faced with [[JackassGenie devious genie genie]] Norm, realizing he wasn't a match for [[JackassGenie [[TimeAbyss the 5,000-year-old 50,000-year-old trickster]], Timmy wishes for a ''literal'' lawyer to help him get what he needs. It works.



* [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar Union]] General Benjamin Butler was a general... ''and'' a lawyer... ''and'' a politician, so he was awfully good at this. A full year before the Emancipation Proclamation, he made it policy to never return runaway slaves who made it into Union lines. It was a sort of "emancipation lite" for the area. When Butler was scolded for playing with the political powder keg of slavery, he logically, and with tongue-planted-firmly-in-cheek pointed out that [[IronicEcho slaves were no more than animals]], and like any animal being used by the enemy, were legitimate contrabands of war. The ex-slaves stayed in Union lines, often took paid jobs, and got a basic education. This logic was eventually adopted by the whole Union Army and was made general policy in the Emancipation Proclamation. Yes, ''this'' is what Lincoln's famous freeing of the slaves is based on: rules-lawyering. (Everyone forgets this, but before he was a politician, Lincoln was a top-flight and very successful lawyer.) It also made this massive change easier to swallow in the slave states that stayed in the Union.

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* [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar Union]] General Benjamin Butler was a general... ''and'' a lawyer... ''and'' a politician, so he was awfully good at this. A full year before the Emancipation Proclamation, he made it policy to never return runaway slaves who made it into Union lines. It was a sort of "emancipation lite" for the area. When Butler was scolded for playing with the political powder keg of slavery, he logically, and with tongue-planted-firmly-in-cheek pointed out that [[IronicEcho slaves were no more than animals]], and like any animal being used by the enemy, were legitimate contrabands of war. The ex-slaves stayed in Union lines, often took paid jobs, and got a basic education. This logic was eventually adopted by the whole Union Army and was made general policy in the Emancipation Proclamation. Yes, ''this'' is what Lincoln's [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln Lincoln]]'s famous freeing of the slaves is based on: rules-lawyering. (Everyone forgets this, but before he was a politician, Lincoln was a top-flight and very successful lawyer.) It also made this massive change easier to swallow in the slave states that stayed in the Union.



* HarlanEllison once had an IncredibleHulk story of his plagiarized, and threatened to sue Marvel Comics. As part of the settlement, he would receive one of everything Marvel produced. Not comics, ''every'' thing - posters, post cards, down to Marvel branded order forms. If Marvel made an alarm clock that only sold in Singapore, Ellison would call Marvel Direct Sales and extremely politely ask the rep (who happened to be Creator/KurtBusiek, who related this anecdote) to find and send him one of those clocks, if he would.

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* HarlanEllison Creator/HarlanEllison once had an IncredibleHulk story of his plagiarized, and threatened to sue Marvel Comics.Creator/MarvelComics. As part of the settlement, he would receive one of everything Marvel produced. Not comics, ''every'' thing - posters, post cards, down to Marvel branded order forms. If Marvel made an alarm clock that only sold in Singapore, Ellison would call Marvel Direct Sales and extremely politely ask the rep (who happened to be Creator/KurtBusiek, who related this anecdote) to find and send him one of those clocks, if he would.
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* '''Dumb Rules Lawyer''': Always insists on following the rules [[LawfulStupid even when it's clear that doing so won't work]].
* '''Helpful Rules Lawyer''': Always plays by the rules, even if that would put themselves at a disadvantage. They'll also often use their knowledge to help out other players.

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* '''Dumb Rules Lawyer''': Always insists on following the rules [[LawfulStupid even when it's clear that doing so won't work]].
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* '''Helpful Rules Lawyer''': Always plays by Use their knowledge of the rules, rules to help out other players, even if that doing so would put themselves at a disadvantage. They'll also often use their knowledge to help out other players.
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Rules Lawyers can come in many different flavors, ranging from obnoxious, to helpful, to just plain dumb. What unites them all is a nigh-encyclopedic knowledge of every single aspect of the rules of the system. Where they differ is in their attitude and how they use that knowledge.



* '''Helpful Rules Lawyer''': Always plays by the rules, even if that would put them at a disadvantage. They'll also often use their knowledge to help out other players.

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* '''Helpful Rules Lawyer''': Always plays by the rules, even if that would put them themselves at a disadvantage. They'll also often use their knowledge to help out other players.
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What unites all of these is a nigh-encyclopedic knowledge of every single aspect of the rules of the system. Where they differ is in their attitude and how they use that knowledge.



The Dumb Rules Lawyer is [[HanlonsRazor incompetent instead of malicious]]. They'll constantly grind play to a halt to make sure that everyone is following the rules, even if it makes no difference to the end result. They won't allow any technique to be used that isn't specified in the rules, causing the game to become rigid. If the GameMaster decides to make some well-designed and balanced homebrews then this lawyer will start [[BerserkButton throwing a fit]].

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The Dumb Rules Lawyer is [[HanlonsRazor incompetent instead of malicious]]. They'll constantly grind play to a halt to make sure that everyone is following the rules, even if it makes no difference to the end result. They won't allow any technique to be used that isn't specified in the rules, stifling creativity and causing the game to become rigid. If the GameMaster decides to make some well-designed and balanced homebrews then this lawyer will start [[BerserkButton throwing a fit]].



However, Rules Lawyers aren't always a bad thing - having one can be an real asset to a gaming group too. They can easily spot a cheating player and force them to play fair. They're also invaluable as game guides, since they can quickly explain any aspect of the gameplay no matter how obscure, which avoids the need to look up rules and helps the game to move along at a good pace. They may also know about the potentially-wonky interactions of various expanded and optional rules sets and how to handle these, which frees the GM to focus on creating a rich world, vibrant characters, and compelling narrative for the players to interact with.

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However, Rules Lawyers aren't always a bad thing - having one can be an real asset to a gaming group too.too, and this is where the Helpful Rules Lawyer comes in. They can easily spot a cheating player and force them to play fair. They're also invaluable as game guides, since they can quickly explain any aspect of the gameplay no matter how obscure, which avoids the need to look up rules and helps the game to move along at a good pace. They may also know about the potentially-wonky interactions of various expanded and optional rules sets and how to handle these, which frees the GM to focus on creating a rich world, vibrant characters, and compelling narrative for the players to interact with.
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*“[[https://archiveofourown.org/series/3645988 A Far, Far Better Thing I Do]]” depicts an alternate Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse post-''Film/AvengersEndgame'', including looking at what happened to the dimensionally displaced villains (''Film/SpiderManNoWayHome'') when they returned to their reality. When Otto Octavius survives to go to trial, Norman Osborn provides him with a lawyer who immediately notes that it’s going to be easy to rule that the doctors he killed immediately after the accident are basically manslaughters rather than murders, as Octavius was clearly unconscious during their deaths. The bank robbery is trickier as banks are covered by federal rather than state laws, meaning Octavius could be subject to the death penalty if found guilty, but with the evidence that the actuators were basically in control of Octavius after an unforeseen accident (particularly when Octavius clearly demonstrated he’d taken safety precautions during the initial test), the lawyer is confident they have a good chance of confirming Octavius ceased criminal activities once the inhibitor chip was replaced and before that he's essentially not guilty for reasons of insanity.
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* In ''Fanfic/SpiderManFindingHome'', the [=LARPers=] who helped Kate and Clint in the original series have become a semi-vigilante group essentially ‘led’ by [[spoiler:Kate's former stepfather, Jack]], taking care to only react in self-defence rather than go around actively fighting people.
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* In the Creator/RobertAHeinlein novel ''Literature/SpaceCadet'', one of the heroes early in the story attempts to exploit military regulations to make it too inconvenient for his superiors to give him orders he does not like. He is soon warned about what happens to "space lawyers".

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* In the Creator/RobertAHeinlein novel ''Literature/SpaceCadet'', ''Literature/SpaceCadetHeinlein'', one of the heroes early in the story attempts to exploit military regulations to make it too inconvenient for his superiors to give him orders he does not like. He is soon warned about what happens to "space lawyers".
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* HarlanEllison once had an IncredibleHulk story of his plagiarized, and threatened to sue Marvel Comics. As part of the settlement, he would receive one of everything Marvel produced. Not comics, ''every'' thing - posters, post cards, down to Marvel branded order forms. If Marvel made an alarm clock that only sold in Singapore, Ellison would call Marvel Direct Sales and extremely politely ask the rep (who happened to be Creator/KurtBusiek, who related this anecdote) to find and send him one of those clocks, if he would.
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* In the ''Series/{{Heroes}}''/''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'' crossover "[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12045706/1/Dark-Days Dark Days]]", Bella and Peter rely on this to avoid a conflict between the Cullens and the Quillettes. The treaty between the two prohibits the Cullens turning anyone else, but although Bella was changed by Elle Bishop (who has become a vampire and Edward’s mate), she feels that this doesn’t break the treaty as Elle isn’t technically a Cullen, and Peter in turn feels that the Cullens aren’t responsible for Bella’s change as it only happened because she suffered injuries due to Peter’s own inability to control his powers causing the injuries that necessitated Bella’s change.

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* In the ''Series/{{Heroes}}''/''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'' crossover "[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12045706/1/Dark-Days Dark Days]]", Bella and Peter rely on this to avoid a conflict between the Cullens and the Quillettes. The treaty between the two prohibits the Cullens turning anyone else, but although Bella was changed by Elle Bishop (who has become a vampire and Edward’s mate), she feels that this doesn’t break the treaty as Elle isn’t technically a Cullen, and Cullen. Peter in turn feels that the Cullens aren’t responsible for Bella’s change as it only happened because she suffered injuries due to Peter’s own of him, as Bella was injured because of Peter's inability to control his powers causing the injuries that necessitated Bella’s change.powers.
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* Most members of ''WebVideo/SMPLive'' won't follow the server's rules themselves, but still know them very well. When they see an opportunity to get someone else in trouble, they won't hesitate to take it.
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* In 1994 the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act was enacted in the United Kingdom, which attempted to ban raves where music was played. Music was defnied in the act as "sounds wholly or predominantly characterised by the emission of a succession of repetitive beats". British electronic music duo Music/{{Autechre}} responded by releasing a track [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZFmZ0gZNZI where not a single measure has the same sequence of beats]].

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* In 1994 the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act was enacted in the United Kingdom, which attempted to ban raves where music was played. Music was defnied defined in the act as "sounds wholly or predominantly characterised by the emission of a succession of repetitive beats". British electronic music duo Music/{{Autechre}} responded by releasing a track [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZFmZ0gZNZI where not a single measure has the same sequence of beats]].
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* During 2016 when he held the World TagTeam Title belts with Wrestling/FrankieKazarian and his run as World Champion in 2017, Wrestling/ChristopherDaniels developed a reputation for stealing pin falls during three way+ dances ([[CatchPhrase smartest man in the room!]]). When he retained this way against Wrestling/CodyRhodes and Wrestling/JayLethal at ''War Of The Worlds'', Rhodes actually hired a lawyer, who provided replays and timing down to ''milliseconds'', to prove the pin fall should have been his in order to force ROH to give him a rematch at ''Best In The World''.

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* During 2016 when he held the World TagTeam Title belts with Wrestling/FrankieKazarian and his run as World Champion in 2017, Wrestling/ChristopherDaniels developed a reputation for stealing pin falls during three way+ dances ([[CatchPhrase smartest (smartest man in the room!]]).room!). When he retained this way against Wrestling/CodyRhodes and Wrestling/JayLethal at ''War Of The Worlds'', Rhodes actually hired a lawyer, who provided replays and timing down to ''milliseconds'', to prove the pin fall should have been his in order to force ROH to give him a rematch at ''Best In The World''.

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* In ''Fanfic/BecomingLifprasir'', Gobber helps to ensure Hiccup will face no repercussions from trying to lead the defence against the Red Death while in disguise by observing that Hiccup can't demand that service as repayment of a debt as debts are only owed to outsiders, while Hiccup is free to lead as one of the heirs of the tribes and him wearing a mask and going by a false name could just be an elaborate joke.



* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1479582/1/The-Curse-of-the-White-Sword The Curse of the White Sword]]'', Jack Sparrow invokes this when Gibbs points out that it’s bad luck to have a woman on board; as Jack argues, it’s not bad luck to have ''two'' women on board (Anamaria and Elizabeth).

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* In ''[[https://www.''Fanfic/BloodSisters'', this is exploited to stop Dyson requesting sanctuary when he's called as a witness to Bo's recent activities, as he can't claim sanctuary if he isn't actually accused of a crime but there's equally nothing to stop the Ash's forces keeping him locked in a cell for a long time until they get around to him...
* In "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/42198018/ Harry Potter and the Ritual of Love's Memory]]", when Harry and his allies attempt to set up a more public study group on defence magic, Umbridge attempts to undermine them by booking the Great Hall for herself for a seminar on Recognizing and Rebuffing the Media's Lies on the same night that they had originally booked it, as teachers have first right of refusal for use of classrooms and the Great Hall. However, Harry and Ginny decide to exploit a loophole by holding their meetings in the Chamber of Secrets instead, as it's large enough for their purposes and isn't covered under the same rules that allowed Umbridge to book the Great Hall.
* In the ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' fic "[[https://www.
fanfiction.net/s/1479582/1/The-Curse-of-the-White-Sword The Curse of the White Sword]]'', Sword]]", Jack Sparrow invokes this when Gibbs points out that it’s bad luck to have a woman on board; as Jack argues, it’s not bad luck to have ''two'' women on board (Anamaria and Elizabeth).


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* ''Fanfic/ItsAllInTheDetails'';
** During the time he believed that ‘Cas’ was a pagan god who would essentially ‘eat’ Dean’s soul, Sam assumed that he could save Dean from his fate by making Dean immortal so that he couldn’t die in the first place.
** Castiel muses that he drew up the contract for Dean’s soul based on his experience of contracts from when he worked with Crowley, allowing him to include a few loopholes that the Winchesters only realise later on were intended to benefit Dean and Sam, most notably a rule that Cas would bring Sam back to life if he died at any point in the year before Dean’s contract comes due.
* ''Fanfic/LostInCamelot'';
** In an interesting sense, Uther does this to ''himself''; when Bo uses her abilities to convince Uther to let Lancelot remain in Camelot, the king appoints Lancelot Dyson's manservant rather than make him a knight.
** Various characters attempt this after Morgause challenges Arthur to a duel, but all are unable to find a way out of the duel if both parties are willing.


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* In ''Fanfic/LightningOnlyStrikesOnce'', Lexa demonstrates this when coming with the new rules for choosing a commander in place of the existing conclave, as she also wants to create a system that will prevent potential future obstacles. One rule she includes is that the ambassadors can vote on a new Commander if the previous one hadn't chosen an heir themselves before their deaths, Lexa recognising that the ambassadors at least need the illusion of more power. She also rules out the idea of a Nightblood becoming the Flamekeeper as that creates a scenario where a future Nightblood might be able to make themselves Commander rather than making a more practical choice, even if she trusts that none of her current Nightbloods would do such a thing.


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* ''Fanfic/QueenOfDiamonds'';
** Genie manifests duplicates to act as this, consulting various scrolls before concluding that it wouldn’t cost Aladdin a wish to turn Abu back into a monkey as Aladdin only wished for himself to change rather than Abu.
** He enlists them again at the end to point out that [[spoiler:Aladdin arguably was the one to find Jasmine and thus could claim to be entitled to her hand in marriage, as was originally promised to whoever returned the princess after her "kidnapping" (in reality Jasmine left on her own)]].


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* In ''Fanfic/SpiderManFindingHome'', the [=LARPers=] who helped Kate and Clint in the original series have become a semi-vigilante group essentially ‘led’ by [[spoiler:Kate's former stepfather, Jack]], taking care to only react in self-defence rather than go around actively fighting people.
* In ''Fanfic/TheSearchForVictory'', when Daniel discovers tablets hidden in a broken statue, he observes that he isn’t technically stealing them from the museum as the museum didn’t even know the tablets were there.


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* In ''Fanfic/TheConfectionaryChronicles'', Hermione demonstrates this on her first day at Hogwarts when she sits at the Gryffindor table rather than the Slytherin one at breakfast, observing that the House students are only to sit at their House tables during a formal feast and can otherwise sit where they want to encourage inter-house unity.
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* In ''ComicBook/EightBillionGenies'', the post-genie world has Exactitude, an enclave that is composed entirely of lawyers who write [[ExactWords loophole-free wishes]] for their clients. They are paid entirely in genies and have become ''very'' powerful as a result.
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** At one point Harry needs to disrupt a ritual, and one of the better ways to get close is to use necromancy to create a zombie to escort him there. One of the Rules of Magic bans necromancy... [[ExactWords specifically]], against ''humans''. So he creates a ''non''-human zombie....
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* In the last season of ''Series/BlackAdder'' Captain Blackadder ignores a direct order to charge a German position on the grounds that the order is addressed to "Catpain Blackudder".

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*** Another example is the infamous "Going to Combat" incident. In a different tournament, a player had a [[https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/details.aspx?multiverseid=423806 Wildfast Engineer]] on the board, which had a mandatory beneficial effect that triggered at the beginning of Combat. The player said he was "going to Combat", and tried to crew a vehicle based on Engineer's triggered effect. However, his opponent called the judge, invoking an incredibly obscure rule which said that saying "Going to Combat" meant the player was skipping the "Beginning of Combat" phase entirely and instead counter intuitively going to the "declaring attackers" step. It was seen as targeted Rules Lawyering, as the Wildfast Engineer player was not a native English speaker, and most of pros noted they had never heard of this rule and routinely declared "going to combat" with the understanding they are going to the "Beginning of Combat." Wizards of the Coast threw out the shortcut after this debacle.

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*** Another example is the infamous "Going to Combat" "Combat" incident. In a different tournament, a player had a [[https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/details.aspx?multiverseid=423806 Wildfast Engineer]] on the board, which had a mandatory beneficial effect that triggered at the beginning of Combat. The player said he was "going to Combat", "Combat", and tried to crew a vehicle based on Engineer's triggered effect. However, his opponent called the judge, invoking an incredibly obscure rule which said that saying "Going to Combat" "Combat" meant the player was skipping the "Beginning of Combat" phase entirely and instead counter intuitively going to the "declaring attackers" step. It was seen as targeted Rules Lawyering, as the Wildfast Engineer player was not a native English speaker, and most of pros noted they had never heard of this rule and routinely declared "going to combat" "Combat" with the understanding they are going to the "Beginning of Combat." Combat" phase. Wizards of the Coast threw out the shortcut after this debacle.
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*** Another example is the infamous "Going to Combat" incident. In a different tournament, a player had a [[https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/details.aspx?multiverseid=423806 Wildfast Engineer]] on the board, which had a mandatory beneficial effect that triggered at the beginning of Combat. The player said he was "going to Combat", and tried to crew a vehicle based on Engineer's triggered effect. However, his opponent called the judge, invoking an incredibly obscure rule which said that saying "Going to Combat" meant the player was skipping the "Beginning of Combat" phase entirely and instead counter intuitively going to the "declaring attackers" step. It was seen as targeted Rules Lawyering, as the Wildfast Engineer player was not a native English speaker, and most of pros noted they had never heard of this rule and routinely declared "going to combat" with the understanding they are going to the "Beginning of Combat." Wizards of the Coast threw out the shortcut after this debacle.
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* In ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents'', when faced with devious genie Norm, realizing he wasn't a match for the 5,000-year-old trickster, Timmy wished for a lawyer to help him get what he really wanted. It worked.

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* In ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents'', when faced with devious genie Norm, realizing he wasn't a match for [[JackassGenie the 5,000-year-old trickster, trickster]], Timmy wished wishes for a ''literal'' lawyer to help him get what he really wanted. needs. It worked.works.

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* In the ''Series/{{Heroes}}''/''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' crossover "[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12045706/1/Dark-Days Dark Days]]", Bella and Peter rely on this to avoid a conflict between the Cullens and the Quillettes. The treaty between the two prohibits the Cullens turning anyone else, but although Bella was changed by Elle Bishop (who has become a vampire and Edward’s mate), she feels that this doesn’t break the treaty as Elle isn’t technically a Cullen, and Peter in turn feels that the Cullens aren’t responsible for Bella’s change as it only happened because she suffered injuries due to Peter’s own inability to control his powers causing the injuries that necessitated Bella’s change.

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* In the ''Series/{{Heroes}}''/''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' ''Series/{{Heroes}}''/''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'' crossover "[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12045706/1/Dark-Days Dark Days]]", Bella and Peter rely on this to avoid a conflict between the Cullens and the Quillettes. The treaty between the two prohibits the Cullens turning anyone else, but although Bella was changed by Elle Bishop (who has become a vampire and Edward’s mate), she feels that this doesn’t break the treaty as Elle isn’t technically a Cullen, and Peter in turn feels that the Cullens aren’t responsible for Bella’s change as it only happened because she suffered injuries due to Peter’s own inability to control his powers causing the injuries that necessitated Bella’s change.


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*The ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' fic “[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14125774/1/Wandwood Wandwood]]” features several versions of this after the presumed-squib Harry is abandoned by the Potters, only to be adopted by Sirius and taken to America;
** Dumbledore asks Harry to return to Hogwarts to access the Chamber of Secrets as the only known Parselmouth, only to attempt to have Harry sent to Azkaban for using ‘dark magic’ in the form of Parseltongue, when Harry didn’t know it was considered illegal in Britain and Dumbledore explicitly asked him to use it. Later parties observe that Dumbledore’s legal authority is all that was required to give Harry permission, so the whole charge is irrelevant.
**When Harry is sent to Azkaban as part of the initial arrest on his charge for using Parseltongue, Harry is able to escape as he is a fox animagus, and an American investigator observes that Harry can’t be charged with breaking out of prison as nothing was broken and he just walked out.
**When the Ministry attempts to seize Sirius’s assets by invoking an old treaty with the goblins, Fudge and Umbridge are outraged to learn that they paid a fee of over fifteen hundred galleons to receive assets of thirteen sickles and a deed to a property that turns out to be an old outhouse. The treaty requires a fee to be paid based on the value listed in the last account statement, but since the last statement was issued Sirius withdrew most of his assets (over three hundred thousand galleons) from the British branch of Gringotts, so the goblins aren’t responsible for the fact that there’s now basically nothing of value left in the Black accounts for the Ministry to seize.
**When Harry is forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament, the Daily Prophet is put out when Sirius reveals that under the terms of the contract that required Harry to compete, if any of the representatives of the visiting schools is attacked by a local party unrelated to the tournament the matter can be settled in the complainant’s country, which means the Prophet can be sued in American courts.
**After Dumbledore attempts to disadvantage Harry by pitting him against a cockatrice rather than a dragon for the first task, goblin lawyers inform Dumbledore that Hogwarts and the Ministry are now obliged to pay fines to compensate for the violation, particularly since they could have easily obtained other dragons from the reserves that provided the other four.
**The Prophet attempts to get around the terms of the contract when the publisher suggests that the paper be placed directly under the authority of the Ministry for the duration of the tournament, preventing the Prophet being sued directly by the Blacks. Unfortunately for the Prophet, Sirius counters by buying up the necessary resources for the paper to print itself in the first place, such as a controlling interest in the ink supplier.
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* ''Film/Dodgeball'': Gordon is a helpful example of this as he saves the day with the rule book.

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* ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'': In "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS5E16Ethics Ethics]]", Worf is paralyzed by a falling cargo container. He intends to commit ritual suicide in accordance with Klingon tradition (by their standards, being disabled such that one cannot fight is a major dishonor), and asks Riker to help with the ritual. Riker is outright appalled at the thought of Worf killing himself, but does not want to disrespect his friend's beliefs. He researches the tradition in question, and discovers that it is the duty of a family member to assist, preferably the oldest son (in this case, Alexander). Worf says Alexander is just a boy, but Riker notes that Klingon males are considered men the moment they can hold a weapon. As Riker expected, Worf does not want his son to watch him stab himself in the chest, and so he instead opts for an experimental procedure to replace his damaged spine.

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** In "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS3E2TheEnsignsOfCommand The Ensigns of Command]]", as Data tries to convince a colony to evacuate, Picard tries to navigate the Treaty of Armens between the Federations and the Sheliak, a race of aliens who are very anal about those terms and are ready to obliterate the colony. Thankfully [[MyRuleFuIsStrongerThanYours Picard finds something to use to outmaneuver them]].
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In "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS5E16Ethics Ethics]]", Worf is paralyzed by a falling cargo container. He intends to commit ritual suicide in accordance with Klingon tradition (by their standards, being disabled such that one cannot fight is a major dishonor), and asks Riker to help with the ritual. Riker is outright appalled at the thought of Worf killing himself, but does not want to disrespect his friend's beliefs. He researches the tradition in question, and discovers that it is the duty of a family member to assist, preferably the oldest son (in this case, Alexander). Worf says Alexander is just a boy, but Riker notes that Klingon males are considered men the moment they can hold a weapon. As Riker expected, Worf does not want his son to watch him stab himself in the chest, and so he instead opts for an experimental procedure to replace his damaged spine.
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* In ''Series/TheOffice'', Angela becomes this when she makes a highly abnormal sex contract with Dwight. It becames one of the show's main plot points

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* John Haigh, better known as the Acid Bath Murderer, unsuccessfull attempted to be this to save himself from being convicted for murdering 6 (he claimed 9) people. He believed that a murder conviction would be impossible if the bodies of his victims could not be found, in spite of the otherwise air-tight evidence against him ''and'' a confession ([[InsanityDefense he pled insanity]]). This wasn't the case, it took the jury mere minutes to unanimously find him guilty, he was convicted of murder, and hanged on August 10th, 1949.

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* ''Fanfic/TheMermaidAndTheGenie'';
** Genie basically serves as one to himself when he "replays" an earlier conversation with Ariel and must concede that she didn't use her second wish to save Sebastian as Ariel never actually said "I wish".
** Ursula basically shows herself to be this when [[spoiler:she uses her third wish to wish that Genie must obey her so long as she's holding the lamp, thus not technically wishing for more wishes but rather indefinitely drawing out her third wish.]]

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In ''Fanfic/TheMermaidAndTheGenie'', Genie basically serves as one to himself when he "replays" an earlier conversation with Ariel and must concede that she didn't use her second wish to save Sebastian as Ariel never actually said "I wish".
** Ursula basically shows herself to be this when [[spoiler:she uses her third wish to wish that Genie must obey her so long as she's holding the lamp, thus not technically wishing for more wishes but rather indefinitely drawing out her third wish.]]
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* ''Film/Dodgeball'': Gordon is a helpful example of this as he saves the day with the rule book.


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* In WebVideo/TheGuild, Vork sees himself as heroic because he's a rules lawyer.
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** In-universe, the [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Archdevil]] Glasya is a master at Rules Lawyering, with mortals most commonly calling to her to get out of a bargain with another Devil in exchange for pledging their souls to her instead.
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* Do you want your ''TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}}'' game to last under six hours? You ''must'' become a Rules Lawyer (and not use any HouseRules).
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* The entire plot of ''Film/{{Exam}}'' hinges on the characters ''becoming'' Rules Lawyers, as they realize that anything not ''explicitly'' forbidden by the Invigilator is fair game, up to and including murder.
--> '''The Invigilator:''' [[Main/ExactWords There is no law in this room but our law, and the only rules in here are our rules. There is one question before you, and one answer is required. If you try to communicate with myself or the guard, you will be disqualified. If you spoil your paper, intentionally or accidentally, you will be disqualified. If you choose to leave this room for any reason, you will be disqualified. Any questions?]]
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Commoner railgun? NO. Commoner bucket brigade? YES.


** A rather famous (though not particularly serious and now outdated) bit of rules-lawyering is the "Villager Railgun", which abuses the mechanics behind "free actions". Basically, a free action is any action which takes so little time/effort, it can be done virtually instantaneously - examples include gestures, dropping items, and, of course, [[TalkingIsAFreeAction talking.]] Free actions are, well, free - a character can use any number of them, even if it's not their turn. Older editions allowed characters to pass suitably light objects to someone standing right next to them as a free action. Players with a working knowledge of physics quickly stumbled upon a loophole - line up a few thousand villagers in a straight line, all standing right next to each other, with one end of the line next to a pile of light objects and the other close to the designated target. Have the villager on one end of the line pick up a light object and, on the "firing" turn, have them pass it to the next person in line as a free action. Then have that person pass it to the next person as a free action. Repeat until it reaches the other end of the line, at which point the receiver throws it at his target. Physics indicates that the object just travelled several thousand metres in less than six seconds (the length of a round in D&D), giving it enough kinetic energy to destroy pretty much anything it's thrown at (Although by the actual rules, it will only deal 1 or 2 damage - the trick relies on real-world physics being applied selectively in a very specific and nonsensical manner).

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** A rather famous (though not particularly serious and now outdated) bit of rules-lawyering is the "Villager Railgun", which abuses the mechanics behind "free actions". Basically, a free action is any action which takes so little time/effort, it can be done virtually instantaneously - examples include gestures, dropping items, and, of course, [[TalkingIsAFreeAction talking.]] Free actions are, well, free - a character can use any number of them, even if it's not their turn. Older editions allowed characters to pass suitably light objects to someone standing right next to them as a free action. Players with a working knowledge of physics quickly stumbled upon a loophole - line up a few thousand villagers in a straight line, all standing right next to each other, with one end of the line next to a pile of light objects and the other close to the designated target. Have the villager on one end of the line pick up a light object and, on the "firing" turn, have them pass it to the next person in line as a free action. Then have that person pass it to the next person as a free action. Repeat until it reaches the other end of the line, at which point line. Option one: the receiver throws it at his target. Physics indicates that the object just travelled several thousand metres in less than six seconds (the length of a round in D&D), giving it enough kinetic energy to destroy pretty much anything it's thrown at (Although by at. Unfortunately, there's no rules covering momentum in this way, so the actual rules, DM is free to call shenanigans. Option two: put it will only deal 1 or 2 damage - down. In a completely legal-by-the-rules way, the trick relies on real-world physics being applied selectively object has just traveled an arbitrary distance in a very specific and nonsensical manner).six seconds. The DM is advised to rule that 1.8x10^9 meters is the limit for this sort of stunt, as that is six light-seconds, but up to there...

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