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2nd Dec '16 2:50:05 AM Morgenthaler
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What's better than killing your most hated enemy? Sending them into the afterlife with your voice in their ears and the knowledge of your {{badass}}ery in their head, that's what.

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What's better than killing your most hated enemy? Sending them into the afterlife with your voice in their ears and the knowledge of your {{badass}}ery badassery in their head, that's what.



* ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'': A particularly {{Badass}} version is used:

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'': A particularly {{Badass}} badass version is used:



* ''Series/{{Alphas}}'': Stanton Parish works his {{Badass}} [[TheChessmaster Chessmaster]] mojo on a hapless guard, and finishes him off thus:

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* ''Series/{{Alphas}}'': Stanton Parish works his {{Badass}} [[TheChessmaster Chessmaster]] mojo on a hapless guard, and finishes him off thus:
27th Nov '16 11:46:35 AM upupandaway42
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* BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice: Batman to [[spoiler: [[TheDragon Anatoli Knyazev]], before shooting the villain's flamethrower, causing it to explode]], in a ShoutOut to TheDarkKnightReturns (where the line's used as a BondOneLiner instead).
--> [[spoiler: Knyazev]]: I'll kill her! Believe me, I'll do it!
--> '''Batman''': I believe you.
23rd Nov '16 12:05:54 PM ultimomant
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* ''Series/TheFlash2014'': In "Paradox", when The Rival gets the better of Barry and prepares to impale him, he quips, "Time to look for a ''new'' rival." Fortunately, Vibe saves him at the last second.
18th Nov '16 7:22:59 AM TheWanderer
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* A pretty awesome one comes from one of the ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' prequels, ''[[Literature/ArchmaesterGyldaynsHistories The Princess and the Queen]]'', where just as a battle was starting to break out and there was chaos all around, Jon Roxton walked up to Hugh Hammer, who was a traitor that was betraying the side he was supposed to fight for in a war, and we get this exchange:

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* A pretty awesome one comes from one of the ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' prequels, ''[[Literature/ArchmaesterGyldaynsHistories The Princess and the Queen]]'', where just Queen]]''. Hugh Hammer had betrayed the side he was fighting for in a war, and then tried to set himself up as a king because he figured [[AppealToForce that he could do anything]] due to being a DragonRider. He became so hated that Jon Roxton, a member of the side Hugh had defected to before attempting to name himself king, decided to kill him. Just as a battle was starting to break out and there was chaos all around, Jon (and Hammer was far away from his dragon) Roxton walked up to Hugh Hammer, who was a traitor that was betraying the side he was supposed to fight for in a war, and we get this exchange:
18th Nov '16 7:15:40 AM TheWanderer
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** Littlefinger to [[spoiler: Lysa]]:

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** Littlefinger to [[spoiler: Lysa]]:Lysa. He tells her he has only ever loved one woman, and Lysa believes he means her and lowers her guard. Then Littlefinger adds a little addendum]]:


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* A pretty awesome one comes from one of the ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' prequels, ''[[Literature/ArchmaesterGyldaynsHistories The Princess and the Queen]]'', where just as a battle was starting to break out and there was chaos all around, Jon Roxton walked up to Hugh Hammer, who was a traitor that was betraying the side he was supposed to fight for in a war, and we get this exchange:
-->'''Jon Roxton:''' Lord Hammer, my condolences.\\
'''Hugh Hammer:''' For what?\\
'''Jon Roxton:''' You died in the battle. [Almost cuts Hugh in half with his sword]
30th Oct '16 3:23:59 PM rooster707
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* ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja:'' This quote at the end of a [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=7&issue=4 two]] [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=8&issue=4 page]] scene where the Doctor educates and demonstrates proper one-liner delivery:

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* ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja:'' This quote at the end of a [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=7&issue=4 com/archives/comic/4p7 two]] [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=8&issue=4 com/archives/comic/4p8 page]] scene where the Doctor educates and demonstrates proper one-liner delivery:



** Further parodied when Gordito tries to put this advice into practice and starts giving one liners [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=23&issue=8 with]] [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=24&issue=8 every]] [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=31&issue=8 kill]].
** It even gets used as a BrickJoke at the end of "Punch Dracula": Gordito says nothing when he [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=41&issue=11 shoots the Ghost Wizard]], but that's because he' saving the one-liner for [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=54&issue=11 much later]]. The AltText even {{lampshades}} this.

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** Further parodied when Gordito tries to put this advice into practice and starts giving one liners [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=23&issue=8 com/archives/comic/8p23 with]] [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=24&issue=8 com/archives/comic/8p24 every]] [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=31&issue=8 com/archives/comic/8p31 kill]].
** It even gets used as a BrickJoke at the end of "Punch Dracula": Gordito says nothing when he [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=41&issue=11 com/archives/comic/11p41 shoots the Ghost Wizard]], but that's because he' he's saving the one-liner for [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=54&issue=11 com/archives/comic/11p54 much later]]. The AltText even {{lampshades}} this.
30th Oct '16 10:37:16 AM Anddrix
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* The 2010 version of ''Film/AliceInWonderland'':

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* The 2010 version of ''Film/AliceInWonderland'':''Film/AliceInWonderland2010'':
3rd Oct '16 7:13:45 AM storymasterb
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* In ''VideoGame/StarcraftI'', Duran gives one to Stukov...
--> '''Duran''': Say goodnight, Stukov.
** ...only for [[BackFromTheDead Stukov]] to return the favor four years (eighteen out of universe) later in ''VideoGame/StarcraftIILegacyOfTheVoid'':
--> '''Stukov''': I've come to say goodnight, [[PrecisionFStrike you son of a bitch]].
1st Oct '16 1:36:32 PM Premonition45
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-->'''Rainier:''' Here's the scoop: Your Haagen days are over! (''throws scoop into garbage'') I'm baskin' in your pain as I'm robbin' you of life! (''throws scoop into garbage'')

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-->'''Rainier:''' --->'''Rainier:''' Here's the scoop: Your Haagen days are over! (''throws scoop into garbage'') I'm baskin' in your pain as I'm robbin' you of life! (''throws scoop into garbage'')


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** In the "Treehouse of Horror IX" story "Hell Toupée", Homer gets possessed by Snake, whose hair he'd picked up in his transplant, [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge and goes after all the people who'd squealed on him]]. When he confronts Apu, Apu says "Snake? But, you're dead!", to which Snake!Homer says "I know you are, but what am I?" before murdering him.
24th Sep '16 8:30:24 PM JamesAustin
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* Even Film/JamesBond did this instead of [[BondOneLiner his traditional post-death quips]], PierceBrosnan in particular:

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* Even Film/JamesBond did this instead of [[BondOneLiner his traditional post-death quips]], PierceBrosnan Creator/PierceBrosnan in particular:
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