History Main / PremortemOneLiner

24th Sep '16 8:30:24 PM JamesAustin
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* Even Film/JamesBond did this instead of [[BondOneLiner his traditional post-death quips]], PierceBrosnan in particular:

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* Even Film/JamesBond did this instead of [[BondOneLiner his traditional post-death quips]], PierceBrosnan Creator/PierceBrosnan in particular:
22nd Sep '16 11:22:33 AM igordebraga
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** Previously, as Bond holds a BriefcaseFullOfMoney:
-->'''Killifer''': There's $2 million in that suitcase. I'll split it with you.\\
'''Bond''': You earned it. You keep it, Old Buddy! [Throws the case at him, knocking Killifer into shark-infested water]
21st Sep '16 9:49:34 PM Premonition45
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** In the very first movie, ''Film/DrNo'', Bond tells [[TheDragon Professor Dent]]: "[[Awesome/JamesBond That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your sixth.]]"

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** In the very first movie, ''Film/DrNo'', Bond tells [[TheDragon Professor Dent]]: "[[Awesome/JamesBond "[[ItWorksBetterWithBullets That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your sixth.]]"



** In ''Film/TomorrowNeverDies'' Bond tells the media mogul villain: "You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot! GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!".
*** Earlier, to a TortureTechnician sent to kill him: "Wait! I'm just a professional doing a job!" "Me too."

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** In ''Film/TomorrowNeverDies'' Bond tells the media mogul villain: Elliot Carver: "You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot! GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!".
*** Earlier, to a TortureTechnician sent to kill him: "Wait! him:
-->'''Dr. Kaufman:''' Wait!
I'm just a professional doing a job!" "Me too."job!
-->'''Bond:''' [[TranquilFury Me, too]].



** In ''Film/DiamondsAreForever'' AmbiguouslyGay (though confirmed in the book, only hinted at in [[TheFilmOfTheBook the movie]]) hitmen Mister Wint and Mister Kidd come up with a few during their repeated attempts to kill James Bond.

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** In ''Film/DiamondsAreForever'' ''Film/DiamondsAreForever'', the AmbiguouslyGay (though confirmed in the book, only hinted at in [[TheFilmOfTheBook the movie]]) hitmen Mister Wint and Mister Kidd come up with a few during their repeated attempts to kill James Bond.



---->'''Albert Wint''': [[ConveyorBeltODoom Very... moving.]]\\

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---->'''Albert --->'''Albert Wint''': [[ConveyorBeltODoom Very... moving.]]\\



---->'''Albert Wint''': If at first you don't succeed, Mr. Kidd...\\

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---->'''Albert --->'''Albert Wint''': If at first you don't succeed, Mr. Kidd...\\



** In ''Film/LicenceToKill'', after seeing that Krest's goons had killed Sharkey, Bond flips, grabs a spear gun and shouts "Compliments of Sharkey!" before spearing one of said goons, destroying their drug stash and stealing a plane carrying several million dollars intended for Franz Sanchez.

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** In ''Film/LicenceToKill'', after seeing that Krest's goons had killed Sharkey, Bond flips, grabs a spear gun and shouts "Compliments of Sharkey!" "[[AndThisIsFor Compliments of]] [[SacrificialLion Sharkey]]!" before spearing one of said goons, destroying their drug stash and stealing a plane carrying several million dollars intended for Franz Sanchez.
21st Sep '16 9:45:56 PM Premonition45
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* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "Itchy & Scratchy Land", before Bart dispatches a robotic mascot with a camera flash he says: "Hey mouse... Say Cheese!"
** He immediately {{lampshade|Hanging}}s this by saying "With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero..."
** And is further parodied later when Homer, doing his own fair shake of robot-mascot-slaying, yells "Die, bad robots! Die!..." and then chuckles and says "With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero." Everyone ignores him.

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
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In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "Itchy & Scratchy Land", before Bart dispatches a robotic mascot with a camera flash he says: "Hey mouse... Say Cheese!"
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Cheese!" He immediately {{lampshade|Hanging}}s this by saying "With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero..."
** *** And is further parodied later when Homer, doing his own fair shake of robot-mascot-slaying, yells "Die, bad robots! Die!..." and then chuckles and says "With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero." Everyone ignores him.



** When Creator/MelGibson did his remake of ''Mr. Smith Goes to Washington'' and goes on a shooting rampage: All those in favor, say die!
** Homer delivers some one-liners while taking down some [[EverythingsDeaderWithZombies zombified]] historical figures. These include, "Eat Lead, [[UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein Einstein]]" and "Show's Over, [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare]]".

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** When In "Beyond Blunderdome", when Creator/MelGibson did his remake of ''Mr. Smith Goes to Washington'' and goes on a shooting rampage: All those in favor, say die!
** In the "Treehouse of Horror III" story "Dial Z for Zombie", Homer delivers some one-liners while taking down some [[EverythingsDeaderWithZombies zombified]] historical figures. These include, "Eat Lead, [[UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein Einstein]]" and "Show's Over, [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare]]".



*** The best was from an episode where Wolfcastle played a CIA agent posing as a nerd for some reason or another. After getting taunted by some {{j|erkJock}}ocks, he quips "The geek shall inherit the earth!"...and [[RuleOfCool throws one of them through the other]].
*** [=McBain=] bursts out of an ice-sculpture of Venus [=DiMilo=]: ''Ice to see you!'' This was before ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'' too.

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*** The best was from an the episode "The Bart Wants What It Wants", where Wolfcastle played a CIA agent posing as a nerd for some reason or another. After getting taunted by some {{j|erkJock}}ocks, he quips "The geek shall inherit the earth!"...and [[RuleOfCool throws one of them through the other]].
*** In "Last Exit To Springfield", [=McBain=] bursts out of an ice-sculpture of Venus [=DiMilo=]: ''Ice to see you!'' This was before ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'' too.too.
*** In "The Heartbroke Kid", Rainer goes to a fat camp, and one exercise is throwing ice cream into a garbage can.
-->'''Rainier:''' Here's the scoop: Your Haagen days are over! (''throws scoop into garbage'') I'm baskin' in your pain as I'm robbin' you of life! (''throws scoop into garbage'')



--->'''Bob:''' Not this time. ''[yanks the projectile from Bart's chest]''

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--->'''Bob:''' -->'''Bob:''' Not this time. ''[yanks the projectile from Bart's chest]''
20th Sep '16 7:44:01 PM Gamermaster
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--->'''Yamamoto:''' ''[while being attacked by [[spoiler:his deceased comrade's Bankai, which was stolen by a Quincy]'' Chojiro... You must be so humiliated... Chojiro... I feel your anger... The bankai you honed... '''''IS ABSOLUTELY NOT THIS WEAK!!!''''' (He then incinerates said [[spoiler:Quincy]] down to the bone at point blank range.)

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--->'''Yamamoto:''' ''[while being attacked by [[spoiler:his deceased comrade's Bankai, which was stolen by a Quincy]'' Quincy]]'' Chojiro... You must be so humiliated... Chojiro... I feel your anger... The bankai you honed... '''''IS ABSOLUTELY NOT THIS WEAK!!!''''' (He then incinerates said [[spoiler:Quincy]] down to the bone at point blank range.)
10th Sep '16 9:16:39 PM Blazer
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* In the WebOriginal/{{Rifftrax}} of ''Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry'', when the ''Enterprise'' launches its homing torpedo, Bill cracks out "Now is the winter of kick your ass, made glorious summer by my foot."
8th Sep '16 4:44:11 AM DannWoolf
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-->'''Shreck''':... Bruce Wayne? Why are you dressed up like Batman?

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-->'''Shreck''':... -->'''Shreck''': ...Bruce Wayne? Why are you dressed up like Batman?



-->''''Catwoman'''': [after taking four bullets] Two lives left. I think I'll save one for next Christmas. But in the meantime, how about a kiss, Santy Claus? *puts nearby electric cable between their mouths*

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-->''''Catwoman'''': -->'''Catwoman''': [after taking four bullets] Two lives left. I think I'll save one for next Christmas. But in the meantime, how about a kiss, Santy Claus? *puts nearby electric cable between their mouths*
8th Sep '16 4:40:20 AM DannWoolf
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* ''WesternAnimation/WallE'': "[[spoiler: AUTO]], you are...relieved...of...duty!"

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* ''WesternAnimation/WallE'': "[[spoiler: AUTO]], "[[spoiler:AUTO]], you are...relieved...of...duty!"
31st Aug '16 7:45:22 PM RighteousFury
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** The novel has a bit more to it after this:
-->'''Inigo Montoya''': That was just to the left of your heart. ''(strikes again)'' That was below your heart. Can you guess what I'm doing?\\
'''The Six-Fingered Man''': Cutting my heart out.\\
'''Inigo Montoya''': You took mine when I was ten; I want yours now. We are lovers of justice, you and I-what could be more just than that?
28th Aug '16 12:54:04 PM contrafanxxx
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-->'''Deko''': [[ThisCannotBe How can this be?]] You've defied the will of the creators! Your allegiance to that monster will destroy this entire universe!\\

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-->'''Deko''': [[ThisCannotBe How can this be?]] You've defied the will of the creators! Your allegiance to that monster will destroy this entire universe!\\universe!
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