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31st Jan '16 3:20:57 PM tenuousbreaker
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* "The Real Slim Shady" by Music/{{Eminem}} quotes a line from "The Bad Touch" implying that said nature programs can be used for this purpose. Which, [[FridgeBrilliance when you think about it]], explains [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom quite a few things...]]
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* "The Real Slim Shady" by Music/{{Eminem}} quotes a line from "The Bad Touch" implying that said nature programs can be used for this purpose. Which, [[FridgeBrilliance when you think about it]], explains [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom quite a few things...]] purpose.

* In the ''Literature/LauraCaxton'' series, Laura uses this as TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: the vampire who's trying to kill her used to be, and psychologically still is, "a sad little man who used to jack off to the bra ads in the newspaper." She's trying to be insulting but instead [[AllMenArePerverts simply described about eighty percent of men]].
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* In the ''Literature/LauraCaxton'' series, Laura uses this as TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: the vampire who's trying to kill her used to be, and psychologically still is, "a sad little man who used to jack off to the bra ads in the newspaper." She's trying newspaper", as opposed to be insulting but instead [[AllMenArePerverts simply described about eighty percent of men]].a slightly less sad little man who could get real porn.

* Similar to the ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' example above, there's a ''ComicStrip/GetFuzzy'' where Satchel quickly snags a magazine when the mail arrives and runs out of the room. Bucky comments, "''Field and Stream'': the Victoria's Secret Catalog for dogs." Whatever that means. ** The outdoors = lots of trees = lots of places for dogs to relieve themselves?
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* Similar to the ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' example above, there's a ''ComicStrip/GetFuzzy'' where Satchel quickly snags a magazine when the mail arrives and runs out of the room. Bucky comments, "''Field and Stream'': the Victoria's Secret Catalog for dogs." Whatever that means. ** The outdoors = lots of trees = lots of places for dogs to relieve themselves?

* In one column, Creator/DaveBarry talks about taking the picture of a Native American girl on the front of a package of Land o' Lakes butter, cutting out the box of butter she's holding in front of her chest, folding it so that her knees show in the "window," and drawing crude nipples on the kneecaps so that it looks like her tunic is open and showing her breasts. Which totally works. OrSoIHeard....
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* In one column, Creator/DaveBarry talks about taking the picture of a Native American girl on the front of a package of Land o' Lakes butter, cutting out the box of butter she's holding in front of her chest, folding it so that her knees show in the "window," and drawing crude nipples on the kneecaps so that it looks like her tunic is open and showing her breasts. Which totally works. OrSoIHeard....
15th Jan '16 12:50:08 PM JadeEyes1
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** The outdoors = lots of trees = lots of places for dogs to relieve themselves?
15th Jan '16 8:02:49 AM TairaMai
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* MovieBob references this in his review of ''WesternAnimation/HeavyMetal''. He points out that the reason this movie was such a big deal was, back then, "boobs were really to see". Before the internet, if young men wanted access to nudity, they either had to steal Playboys from the least responsible male authority figure or use "tin foil and pie plates to unscramble Cinemax for a couple of seconds".
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* MovieBob references this in his review of ''WesternAnimation/HeavyMetal''. He points out that the reason this movie was such a big deal was, back then, "boobs were really hard to see". Before the internet, if young men wanted access to nudity, they either had to steal Playboys from the least responsible male authority figure or use "tin foil and pie plates to unscramble Cinemax for a couple of seconds".
14th Jan '16 10:21:54 AM Morgenthaler
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* Ben Stiller's character uses lingerie ads during the infamous "hair gel" scene in ''TheresSomethingAboutMary''.
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* Ben Stiller's character uses lingerie ads during the infamous "hair gel" scene in ''TheresSomethingAboutMary''.''Film/TheresSomethingAboutMary''.

* In ''{{Adaptation}}'' Charlie Kaufman beats it to the picture of Susan Orlean on the back panel of her book ''TheOrchidThief''. * In the Creator/AdamSandler film ''ThatsMyBoy'', Donnie masturbates to a photograph of his son's fiancee's grandmother as a young woman in a vintage swimsuit, when he cannot find anything else erotic to fuel his desire.
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* In ''{{Adaptation}}'' ''Film/{{Adaptation}}'' Charlie Kaufman beats it to the picture of Susan Orlean on the back panel of her book ''TheOrchidThief''. * In the Creator/AdamSandler film ''ThatsMyBoy'', ''Film/ThatsMyBoy'', Donnie masturbates to a photograph of his son's fiancee's grandmother as a young woman in a vintage swimsuit, when he cannot find anything else erotic to fuel his desire.
8th Jan '16 4:58:19 PM lastredshirttodie
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* Most gay and bisexual men will admit to at one point having kept the packaging their underwear came in for this exact reason. In fact some will insist that the hot underwear models were an early {{Closet Key}} for them.
4th Jan '16 2:19:53 PM nombretomado
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* In ''TwistedToyfareTheatre'', one of Dr. Doom's evil plans involved intercepting the Fantastic Four's mail just so Reed Richards wouldn't be able to get off on awkward tribal totty in ''National Geographic''.
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* In ''TwistedToyfareTheatre'', ''ComicStrip/TwistedToyfareTheatre'', one of Dr. Doom's evil plans involved intercepting the Fantastic Four's mail just so Reed Richards wouldn't be able to get off on awkward tribal totty in ''National Geographic''.
24th Dec '15 12:36:35 PM zarpaulus
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* The animals in ''ComicStrip/LibertyMeadows'' were once seen getting excited about a nature documentary, on the mating habits of African Wild Dogs.
5th Dec '15 10:00:59 PM CnHGirl
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* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'': Roger's nude portrait of Haley that Steve had been masturbating with (it was a neck-down portrait, so he didn't know it was his sister) is sold at auction. Steve resigns to going back to "squinting really hard until stuff looks like boobs".
1st Dec '15 7:43:46 PM nombretomado
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* Similar to the ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' example above, there's a ''GetFuzzy'' where Satchel quickly snags a magazine when the mail arrives and runs out of the room. Bucky comments, "''Field and Stream'': the Victoria's Secret Catalog for dogs." Whatever that means.
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* Similar to the ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' example above, there's a ''GetFuzzy'' ''ComicStrip/GetFuzzy'' where Satchel quickly snags a magazine when the mail arrives and runs out of the room. Bucky comments, "''Field and Stream'': the Victoria's Secret Catalog for dogs." Whatever that means.
27th Nov '15 5:13:14 PM nombretomado
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** In a similar vein, ''SaturdayNightLive'' had a ParodyCommercial for a homemade DVD featuring The Shake Weight that guys can watch as if it were porn (the Shake Weight is real, but it's probably not intended to titillate in that fashion).
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** In a similar vein, ''SaturdayNightLive'' ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' had a ParodyCommercial for a homemade DVD featuring The Shake Weight that guys can watch as if it were porn (the Shake Weight is real, but it's probably not intended to titillate in that fashion).
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