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4th Jul '17 3:34:25 AM DrFraud
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* In ''[[http://deluded-musings.fanficauthors.net/Lunas_Plan/Lunas_Plan/ Luna's Plan]]'' Luna watched too much TV while staying in a Muggle hotel and started acting out various sitcom situations at Hogwarts in an effort to seduce Harry. Her final, successful attempt was a pretend "pizza delivery" complete with full "bow chikka bow bow" soundtrack.

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* In ''[[http://deluded-musings.fanficauthors.net/Lunas_Plan/Lunas_Plan/ Luna's Plan]]'' Luna watched too much TV while staying in a Muggle hotel and started starts acting out various sitcom situations at Hogwarts in an effort to seduce Harry. Her final, successful (successful) final attempt was is a pretend "pizza delivery" pizza delivery complete with full "bow chikka bow bow" soundtrack.[[BowChickaWowWow an appropriate soundtrack]].
11th Jun '17 3:06:18 PM nombretomado
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* Subverted in a story in the pornographic comic book ''XXXenophile'', where a vibrator repairman casually disregards the advances of his clients (while leaving them satisfied by doing his job). [[spoiler: This ends with a DoubleSubversion -- the repairman follows this trope when he visits a ''male'' client.]] His friends call him Buzz.

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* Subverted in a story in the pornographic comic book ''XXXenophile'', ''ComicBook/XXXenophile'', where a vibrator repairman casually disregards the advances of his clients (while leaving them satisfied by doing his job). [[spoiler: This ends with a DoubleSubversion -- the repairman follows this trope when he visits a ''male'' client.]] His friends call him Buzz.
24th Apr '17 4:21:57 PM ANTMuddle
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This trope doesn't just apply to just pizza boys, but any profession which requires house calls (or even a DeliveryGuyInfiltration). Plumbers are good for this too, complete with bad "cleaning out your pipes" jokes. Cable repairmen are also notoriously sex-crazed, as their job will invariably require [[DoubleEntendre some screwing, drills with unusually large bits, cables, making a good contact and positioning the antenna at the right place]]. It gives viewers the thrill of supposedly watching ''anonymous'', spur-of-the-moment sex without a production team having to use any other sets than a living room or bedroom where the "total strangers" meet. CheatingWithTheMilkman is a related trope with an implication of an ''ongoing'' affair.

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This trope doesn't just apply to just pizza boys, but any profession which requires house calls (or even a DeliveryGuyInfiltration).calls. Plumbers are good for this too, complete with bad "cleaning out your pipes" jokes. Cable repairmen are also notoriously sex-crazed, as their job will invariably require [[DoubleEntendre some screwing, drills with unusually large bits, cables, making a good contact and positioning the antenna at the right place]]. It gives viewers the thrill of supposedly watching ''anonymous'', spur-of-the-moment sex without a production team having to use any other sets than a living room or bedroom where the "total strangers" meet. CheatingWithTheMilkman is a related trope with an implication of an ''ongoing'' affair.



For the video game equivalent, see ExcusePlot.

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For the video game equivalent, see ExcusePlot.
ExcusePlot. Not to be confused with a DeliveryGuyInfiltration (though it can easily happen in the work).
24th Apr '17 4:21:06 PM ANTMuddle
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This trope doesn't just apply to just pizza boys, but any profession which requires house calls (or even a DeliveryBoyInfiltration). Plumbers are good for this too, complete with bad "cleaning out your pipes" jokes. Cable repairmen are also notoriously sex-crazed, as their job will invariably require [[DoubleEntendre some screwing, drills with unusually large bits, cables, making a good contact and positioning the antenna at the right place]]. It gives viewers the thrill of supposedly watching ''anonymous'', spur-of-the-moment sex without a production team having to use any other sets than a living room or bedroom where the "total strangers" meet. CheatingWithTheMilkman is a related trope with an implication of an ''ongoing'' affair.

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This trope doesn't just apply to just pizza boys, but any profession which requires house calls (or even a DeliveryBoyInfiltration).DeliveryGuyInfiltration). Plumbers are good for this too, complete with bad "cleaning out your pipes" jokes. Cable repairmen are also notoriously sex-crazed, as their job will invariably require [[DoubleEntendre some screwing, drills with unusually large bits, cables, making a good contact and positioning the antenna at the right place]]. It gives viewers the thrill of supposedly watching ''anonymous'', spur-of-the-moment sex without a production team having to use any other sets than a living room or bedroom where the "total strangers" meet. CheatingWithTheMilkman is a related trope with an implication of an ''ongoing'' affair.
24th Apr '17 4:20:54 PM ANTMuddle
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This trope doesn't just apply to just pizza boys, but any profession which requires house calls. Plumbers are good for this too, complete with bad "cleaning out your pipes" jokes. Cable repairmen are also notoriously sex-crazed, as their job will invariably require [[DoubleEntendre some screwing, drills with unusually large bits, cables, making a good contact and positioning the antenna at the right place]]. It gives viewers the thrill of supposedly watching ''anonymous'', spur-of-the-moment sex without a production team having to use any other sets than a living room or bedroom where the "total strangers" meet. CheatingWithTheMilkman is a related trope with an implication of an ''ongoing'' affair.

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This trope doesn't just apply to just pizza boys, but any profession which requires house calls.calls (or even a DeliveryBoyInfiltration). Plumbers are good for this too, complete with bad "cleaning out your pipes" jokes. Cable repairmen are also notoriously sex-crazed, as their job will invariably require [[DoubleEntendre some screwing, drills with unusually large bits, cables, making a good contact and positioning the antenna at the right place]]. It gives viewers the thrill of supposedly watching ''anonymous'', spur-of-the-moment sex without a production team having to use any other sets than a living room or bedroom where the "total strangers" meet. CheatingWithTheMilkman is a related trope with an implication of an ''ongoing'' affair.
8th Apr '17 10:19:15 AM nombretomado
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* A one-panel strip made by Argentinian cartoonist ComicStrip/{{Quino}} depicted a [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Fast Love Delivery Service]].

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* A one-panel strip made by Argentinian cartoonist ComicStrip/{{Quino}} Creator/{{Quino}} depicted a [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Fast Love Delivery Service]].
7th Jan '17 1:26:52 AM SeptimusHeap
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If pornography is to be believed, no profession results in higher rates of sexual promiscuity than being a pizza delivery boy. Any mention of pizza in a pornographic movie will result in a pizza boy having sex. You'd be surprised that there aren't people clamoring to sign up with Pizza Hut or Domino's just for the ''tips'' alone. Expect to hear some really crappy dialogue about [[FreudWasRight "sausage"]].

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If pornography is to be believed, no profession results in higher rates of sexual promiscuity than being a pizza delivery boy. Any mention of pizza in a pornographic movie will result in a pizza boy having sex. You'd be surprised that there aren't people clamoring to sign up with Pizza Hut or Domino's just for the ''tips'' alone. Expect to hear some really crappy dialogue about [[FreudWasRight "sausage"]]."sausage".
3rd Jan '17 9:08:14 PM HasturHasturHastur
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Note though that this trope does not happen in real life. Ever. Part of this has to do with the fact that this is all a fantasy. In addition, all the pizza delivery services do share a policy of not entering a private residence. This is not to prevent sexual encounters, but to prevent the possibility of the driver being robbed, raped, or kidnapped. It is typical policy to remain at the door, in plain sight of the street at all times and to avoid any darkened areas or locations that look to be uninhabited for the same reason. Plus, every delivery is timed, the store management knows the exact address the driver is going to, and how long it should take them to drive there, make the delivery and return. Any delay must be explained, and no normal delay is long enough to have a successful sexual encounter even if one were offered. Nor are there an abundance of attractive women so desperate that they will offer themselves to random strangers who knock at their door. Also, remember, the pizza guy/gal is working for a ''business''; sex is great, but it won't pay for the overhead costs of running the pizzeria or having a home-delivery service in the first place... so it's not a suitable payment or acceptable substitute for one.

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Note though that this trope does not happen in real life. Ever. Part of this has to do with the fact that this is all a fantasy. In addition, all the pizza delivery services do share a policy of not entering a private residence. This is not to prevent sexual encounters, but to prevent the possibility of the driver being robbed, raped, or kidnapped. It is typical policy to remain at the door, in plain sight of the street at all times and to avoid any darkened areas or locations that look to be uninhabited for the same reason. Plus, every delivery is timed, the store management knows the exact address the driver is going to, and how long it should take them to drive there, make the delivery and return. Any delay must be explained, and no normal delay is long enough to have a successful sexual encounter even if one were offered. Nor are there an abundance of attractive women so desperate that they will offer themselves to random strangers who knock at their door.door (though anyone who has been delivering pizzas for long enough has probably been propositioned by a customer at least once). Also, remember, the pizza guy/gal is working for a ''business''; sex is great, but it won't pay for the overhead costs of running the pizzeria or having a home-delivery service in the first place... so it's not a suitable payment or acceptable substitute for one. \n Every once in a while, you ''may'' get a driver who is dumb enough to sleep with a willing customer, but they will not have a job after (and, if they do manage to avoid getting fired, probably work for a badly-managed store that likely has bigger problems than drivers fucking customers).
7th Dec '16 9:46:24 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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Note though that this trope does not happen in real life. Ever. Part of this has to do with the fact that this is all a fantasy. In addition, all the pizza delivery services do share a policy of not entering a private residence. This is not to prevent sexual encounters, but to prevent the possibility of the driver being robbed, raped, or kidnapped. It is typical policy to remain at the door, in plain sight of the street at all times and to avoid any darkened areas or locations that look to be uninhabited for the same reason. Plus, every delivery is timed, the store management knows the exact address the driver is going to, and how long it should take them to drive there, make the delivery and return. Any delay must be explained, and no normal delay is long enough to have a successful sexual encounter even if one were offered. Nor are there an abundance of attractive women so desperate that they will offer themselves to random strangers who knock at their door. Also, remember, the pizza guy/gal is working for a ''business''; sex is great, but it won't pay for the overhead costs of running the pizzeria or having a home-delivery service in the first place...so it's not a suitable payment or acceptable substitute for one.

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Note though that this trope does not happen in real life. Ever. Part of this has to do with the fact that this is all a fantasy. In addition, all the pizza delivery services do share a policy of not entering a private residence. This is not to prevent sexual encounters, but to prevent the possibility of the driver being robbed, raped, or kidnapped. It is typical policy to remain at the door, in plain sight of the street at all times and to avoid any darkened areas or locations that look to be uninhabited for the same reason. Plus, every delivery is timed, the store management knows the exact address the driver is going to, and how long it should take them to drive there, make the delivery and return. Any delay must be explained, and no normal delay is long enough to have a successful sexual encounter even if one were offered. Nor are there an abundance of attractive women so desperate that they will offer themselves to random strangers who knock at their door. Also, remember, the pizza guy/gal is working for a ''business''; sex is great, but it won't pay for the overhead costs of running the pizzeria or having a home-delivery service in the first place... so it's not a suitable payment or acceptable substitute for one.



* ''Series/TopGear'' featured a lengthy gag about how presenter James May's idea of a porn film would have the boiler repairman meet the lonely housewife in her negligee and.... repair the boiler.

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* ''Series/TopGear'' featured a lengthy gag about how presenter James May's idea of a porn film would have the boiler repairman meet the lonely housewife in her negligee and....and... repair the boiler.
11th Sep '16 7:14:08 PM MsChibi
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Note though that this trope does not happen in real life. Ever. Part of this has to do with the fact that this is all a fantasy. In addition, all the pizza delivery services do share a policy of not entering a private residence. This is not to prevent sexual encounters, but to prevent the possibility of the driver being robbed or kidnapped. It is typical policy to remain at the door, in plain sight of the street at all times and to avoid any darkened areas or locations that look to be uninhabited for the same reason. Plus, every delivery is timed, the store management knows the exact address the driver is going to, and how long it should take them to drive there, make the delivery and return. Any delay must be explained, and no normal delay is long enough to have a successful sexual encounter even if one were offered. Nor are there an abundance of attractive women so desperate that they will offer themselves to random strangers who knock at their door.

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Note though that this trope does not happen in real life. Ever. Part of this has to do with the fact that this is all a fantasy. In addition, all the pizza delivery services do share a policy of not entering a private residence. This is not to prevent sexual encounters, but to prevent the possibility of the driver being robbed robbed, raped, or kidnapped. It is typical policy to remain at the door, in plain sight of the street at all times and to avoid any darkened areas or locations that look to be uninhabited for the same reason. Plus, every delivery is timed, the store management knows the exact address the driver is going to, and how long it should take them to drive there, make the delivery and return. Any delay must be explained, and no normal delay is long enough to have a successful sexual encounter even if one were offered. Nor are there an abundance of attractive women so desperate that they will offer themselves to random strangers who knock at their door.
door. Also, remember, the pizza guy/gal is working for a ''business''; sex is great, but it won't pay for the overhead costs of running the pizzeria or having a home-delivery service in the first place...so it's not a suitable payment or acceptable substitute for one.
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