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8th Jun '17 1:43:57 AM Az_Tech341
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If you have answered "yes" to any of these questions, then it's entirely likely that your parents have had sex. Unless you were a test tube baby...and even then, IVF is generally only done after couples have been trying to conceive naturally for a sufficient period of time, or are a same-sex couple lacking the opposing parts. [[HappilyAdopted Or if you're adopted,]] in which case, there was still a pair of human beings that conceived you. A theoretical possibility is [[{{Jesus}} divine conception]], but we're going to go out on a limb and say that two people put Tab A into Slot B to bring you into the world.

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If you have answered "yes" to any of these questions, then it's entirely likely that your parents have had sex. Unless you were a test tube baby...and and, even then, IVF is generally only done after couples have been trying to conceive naturally for a sufficient period of time, or are a same-sex couple lacking the opposing parts. [[HappilyAdopted Or if you're adopted,]] adopted]], in which case, there was still a pair of human beings that conceived you. A theoretical possibility is [[{{Jesus}} divine conception]], but we're going to go out on a limb and say that two people put Tab A into Slot B to bring you into the world.
1st Jun '17 6:21:48 PM Antigone3
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* In [[https://notalwaysright.com/not-always-nice-see-mother/88678/ this]] [[NotAlwaysRight/SisterSites Not Always Related/Romantic]] [[note]](crossposted to both pages)[[/note]] story, a woman ''thinks'' she's sending sexy selfies to her husband, but they're going to her squicked-out child instead.
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22nd May '17 6:57:39 AM RobTan
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* Inverted in ''Series/GameOfThrones'', after Margery Tyrell marries King [[spoiler:Tommen]] Baratheon, she starts spreading stories of his sexual prowess around town, much to Cersei's disgust.

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* Inverted in ''Series/GameOfThrones'', after Margery Tyrell marries King [[spoiler:Tommen]] Baratheon, she starts spreading stories of his impressive sexual prowess around town, much to Cersei's disgust.
21st May '17 7:14:17 PM wrestlingdog909
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* Mild example in Series/CallTheMidwife: Tim gets grossed out by his parents kissing.
-->'''Timmy''': Do you have to do that?
-->'''Shelagh''': No, but it bothers you and that keeps us entertained.
21st May '17 7:12:30 PM wrestlingdog909
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* Goes several ways in Webcomic/QuestionableContent:
** Subverted by Marten, who is completely unable to be surprised by his parents, one of whom is a fetish model and one of whom runs a gay nightclub. He mostly doesn't want details, and does get weirded out when he finds out his girlfriend had masturbated to some of her photos.
** Clinton is utterly grossed out when he stops by his mom's house and finds her with a 20-something guy who he used to tutor. His sister, Claire, is enthusiastic.
** Dora gets creeped out when her mother starts telling her how hot Marten is, but that's probably because he's her boyfriend.
9th May '17 2:40:58 PM LinTaylor
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* ''Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure'' uses the "give him money to go get himself ice cream while we do it" variant. Also gives Ted a way to annoy Bill over the MayDecemberRomance between Bill's dad and a girl just slightly older than Bill himself.

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* ''Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure'' uses the "give him money to go get himself ice cream while we do it" variant. Also gives Ted a way to annoy Bill over the MayDecemberRomance between Bill's dad and a girl just slightly older than Bill himself. Of course, Bill is presumably also put out because his parents are kicking him out of his own bedroom to do it, which is perfectly understandable.



* Played straight and averted in ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2'': Drax broaches the subject when the group meets Peter's father, Ego the Living Planet ("a planet can't have sex with a woman! He'll smoosh her!") Peter is understandably squicked, but Drax isn't fazed, explaining proudly that his own father would rell the story of his conception every Winter Solstice, and tells Peter that humans have strange hang-ups.

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* Played straight and averted in ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2'': Drax broaches the subject when the group meets Peter's father, Ego the Living Planet ("a planet can't have sex with a woman! He'll smoosh her!") Peter is understandably squicked, but Drax isn't fazed, explaining proudly that his own father would rell tell the story of his conception every Winter Solstice, and tells Peter that humans have strange hang-ups.
9th May '17 2:38:13 PM LinTaylor
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* Played straight and averted in ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2'': Drax broaches the subject when the group meets Peter's father, Ego the Living Planet ("a planet can't have sex with a woman! He'll smoosh her!") Peter is understandably squicked, but Drax isn't fazed, explaining proudly that his own father would rell the story of his conception every Winter Solstice, and tells Peter that humans have strange hang-ups.
7th May '17 9:33:00 AM KingLyger
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* Creator/JeffFoxworthy had a few short bits on the subjects. In one routine, Jeff recalls that when he first found out what the physical act of sex entailed, he couldn't imagine his parents doing that to each other.
-->'''Jeff Foxworthy:''' I could never picture my mother screaming "give it up, you pot-bellied stallion!"
* Comedian Christian Finnegan ends a bit on sex with the knowledge that your parents had sex. On a live recording, he goes into very explicit detail about making love with "your parents" as the subject. By the end, some audience members can be audibly heard ''begging'' him to stop.
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7th May '17 7:34:34 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Homer:''' N -- yes! But please, don't ''you'' say that word!\\

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'''Homer:''' N -- N-- yes! But please, don't ''you'' say that word!\\
23rd Mar '17 9:08:59 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Homer:''' N -- yes! But please, don't 'you'' say that word!\\

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'''Homer:''' N -- yes! But please, don't 'you'' ''you'' say that word!\\
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