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29th Jul '17 3:55:06 PM DrFraud
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2593838/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Well-Intentioned-Friends Harry Potter and the Well Intentioned Friends]]'' Ron and Ginny walk in on Harry and Tonks having sex.
-->'''Tonks:''' OI! My eyes are up here Weasley!
22nd Jul '17 12:44:40 PM AgProv
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* In ''Webcomic/BadMachinery'', thirteen year old Shauna [[http://scarygoround.com/index.php?date=20131030 laments the failings of thirteen year old boys to a sympathetic adult]], or at least an AlternateUniverse version of her:
-->They caught puberty. I have to fold my arms a ''lot'',
-->Gross.
21st Jul '17 2:35:51 PM shokoshu
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* [[http://ruthe.de/cartoon/3101/datum/asc Some artistic license (biology) required.]] (Phrase in German, but means exactly the same.)
4th Jun '17 3:37:13 PM DrFraud
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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12514982/1/A-Witch-and-an-Amazon-Walk-into-a-Bar A Witch and an Amazon Walk Into a Bar]]'':
-->'''Diana:''' You like strong women, I take it?\\
'''Rose:''' I've, uh, never seen anyone like you before. But yeah, I sure do.\\
'''Diana:''' My eyes are up here.\\
'''Rose:''' Yeah, they sure are.
6th May '17 12:38:24 PM StFan
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!!Examples

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!!Examples!!Examples:



--> '''Yamada''': What do you want, F-shita? *''looks at Miharu's rack''*\\
'''Miharu''': *''grabs Yamada's chin''* My name's Takeshita. Look at my face.

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--> '''Yamada''': -->'''Yamada:''' What do you want, F-shita? *''looks ''[looks at Miharu's rack''*\\
'''Miharu''': *''grabs
rack]''\\
'''Miharu:''' ''[grabs
Yamada's chin''* chin]'' My name's Takeshita. Look at my face.



* ''Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex''.

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* ''Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex''.''Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex'':



[[folder:Comedy]]
* Parodied by an Israeli stand-up comedian once.
-->"I don't get women who say, 'My eyes are up here!' Cool, [[CaptainObvious and your breasts are down here]]."
* Also parodied by Creator/JimGaffigan, who stated that he'd just gotten a stomach implant, but he wasn't some piece of flesh to be oogled at.
* Played somewhat straight with ventriloquist Creator/JeffDunham in a HalloweenSpecial, in which one of his puppets, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, is dressed like a woman for Halloween -- an ''American'' woman. At one point, Jeff looks over Achmed's dress and Achmed says this very phrase to him word for word, then adds...
-->"My hoochers do not talk. But of course, you could make them talk if you wanted to, couldn't you?"
[[/folder]]



'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker:''' I ''know'' where your eyes are.

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'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker:''' '''ComicBook/TheJoker:''' I ''know'' where your eyes are.



-->'''Comicbook/{{Catwoman}}:''' My eyes are up are, sweetheart.
-->'''Vibe:''' ''Huh?'' I '''know'''.
* From ''ComicBook/{{Batgirl 2009}}:''
-->'''Stephanie:''' Now stop looking at my chest.
-->'''[[BrattyHalfPint Damian]]:''' [[ACupAngst What "chest?"]]
-->'''Stephanie:''' ''...hate...''

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-->'''Comicbook/{{Catwoman}}:''' My eyes are up are, sweetheart.
-->'''Vibe:'''
sweetheart.\\
'''Vibe:'''
''Huh?'' I '''know'''.
* From ''ComicBook/{{Batgirl 2009}}:''
''ComicBook/Batgirl2009:''
-->'''Stephanie:''' Now stop looking at my chest. \n-->'''[[BrattyHalfPint \\
'''[[BrattyHalfPint
Damian]]:''' [[ACupAngst What "chest?"]]
-->'''Stephanie:'''
"chest?"]]\\
'''Stephanie:'''
''...hate...''



* Humorously inverted in ''Franchise/{{Superman}}''. Cat Grant tried desperately to get Clark Kent to notice her breast augmentation, but Clark would always [[IgnoreTheFanService look her in the eyes instead,]] [[http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/888/911/5a9.jpg much to her annoyance]]. Amusingly, at one point Cat looks down at her own chest, as if to check that it's working properly.

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* ''Franchise/{{Superman}}'':
**
Humorously inverted in ''Franchise/{{Superman}}''. inverted: Cat Grant tried tries desperately to get Clark Kent to notice her breast augmentation, but Clark would always [[IgnoreTheFanService look her in the eyes instead,]] [[http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/888/911/5a9.jpg much to her annoyance]]. Amusingly, at one point Cat looks down at her own chest, as if to check that it's working properly.



-->'''Supergirl:''' ...Well, that's ''strange''.
-->'''Cat Grant:''' ''What's'' strange?
-->'''Supergirl:''' My X-ray vision is picking up some weird ''plastics'' in your-

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-->'''Supergirl:''' ...--->'''Supergirl:''' ...Well, that's ''strange''.
-->'''Cat
''strange''.\\
'''Cat
Grant:''' ''What's'' strange?
-->'''Supergirl:'''
strange?\\
'''Supergirl:'''
My X-ray vision is picking up some weird ''plastics'' in your-your--



[[folder:Comedy]]
* Parodied by an Israeli stand-up comedian once.
-->"I don't get women who say, 'My eyes are up here!' Cool, [[CaptainObvious and your breasts are down here]]."
* Also parodied by Creator/JimGaffigan, who stated that he'd just gotten a stomach implant, but he wasn't some piece of flesh to be oogled at.
* Played somewhat straight with ventriloquist Creator/JeffDunham in a HalloweenSpecial, in which one of his puppets, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, is dressed like a woman for Halloween -- an ''American'' woman. At one point, Jeff looks over Achmed's dress and Achmed says this very phrase to him word for word, then adds...
-->"My hoochers do not talk. But of course, you could make them talk if you wanted to, couldn't you?"
[[/folder]]



* Parodied in ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'' with the leader of a level 20 guild trying to recruit the level 40 Kirito.
-->'''Keita:''' Let me assure you, we could certainly use someone with your... ''[gazing at the health and stat block above Kirito's head]'' assets.... mmhhhhmmm.\\
'''Kirito:''' Hey! Hey! My eyes are down here!



-->'''Girl:''' You know, you're different from everybody else. Most of the boys here just want to stare at girls breasts. You know what I mean?
-->'''Guy:''' [''quickly looking up from her breasts''] [[DistractedByTheSexy Sorry...what?]]

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-->'''Girl:''' You know, you're different from everybody else. Most of the boys here just want to stare at girls girls' breasts. You know what I mean?
-->'''Guy:''' [''quickly
mean?\\
'''Guy:''' ''[quickly
looking up from her breasts''] breasts]'' [[DistractedByTheSexy Sorry...Sorry... what?]]






--> Clark: What do you think?
--> Martha: Well, one thing's for sure, [[MrFanservice nobody's going to be looking at your face]]!
--> Clark (slightly mortified): Mom!
--> Martha (laughing): They don't call 'em tights for nuthin'!

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--> Clark: -->'''Clark:''' What do you think?
--> Martha:
think?\\
'''Martha:'''
Well, one thing's for sure, [[MrFanservice nobody's going to be looking at your face]]!
--> Clark (slightly mortified): Mom!
--> Martha (laughing):
face]]!\\
'''Clark:''' ''[slightly mortified]'' Mom!\\
'''Martha:''' ''[laughing]''
They don't call 'em tights for nuthin'!



[[folder:Machinima]]
* Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers: One of the [[TropeNamer Trope Namers]] of this trope is in "Mushroom Wars", where Mario is distracted by Peach's breasts (or ''boobs'') while [[StarWars R2-D2]] is giving a holographic speech of her to the former.
-->'''Peach:''' AND STOP STARING AT MY BOOBS! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!
* A "The Diva" series made with ''VideoGame/TheMovies'' had an actress being forced to do reality TV. Episode 2, 'The Diva Stuffed' has her opening a box of worms on pizzas. After she screams, it cuts to a zoom in on her boobs.
--> '''Myshe:''' Hey!
--> ''Cut to shot of her angry face.''
--> '''Myshe:''' Camera up ''here'', buddy.
[[/folder]]



[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]

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[[folder:Professional [[folder:Pro Wrestling]]



[[folder:Web Animation]]
* ''Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers'': One of the TropeNamers of this trope is in "Mushroom Wars", where Mario is distracted by Peach's breasts (or ''boobs'') while [[Franchise/StarWars R2-D2]] is giving a holographic speech of her to the former.
-->'''Peach:''' AND STOP STARING AT MY BOOBS! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!
* A "The Diva" series made with ''VideoGame/TheMovies'' had an actress being forced to do reality TV. Episode 2, 'The Diva Stuffed' has her opening a box of worms on pizzas. After she screams, it cuts to a zoom in on her boobs.
--> '''Myshe:''' Hey!\\
''[cut to shot of her angry face]''\\
'''Myshe:''' Camera up ''here'', buddy.
[[/folder]]



** [[InvertedTrope Inverted]] and PlayedForLaughs in ''[[http://www.krakow.krakowstudios.com/krakow/archive.php?date=20060214 this strip]]''. Lucretia, a [[HornyDevils succubus]], has three eyes. Being summoned by a guy who keeps staring at her ThirdEye pisses her off.
-->'''Lucretia:''' HEY! What do you think you're staring at!?! My boobs are down here, buster!
** Also played with in [[http://www.krakow.krakowstudios.com/krakow/archive.php?date=20060302 a later strip]]; apparently, demons consider a succubus' horns to be attractive, leading to a "I'm down here" remark.

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** [[InvertedTrope Inverted]] and PlayedForLaughs in ''[[http://www.[[http://www.krakow.krakowstudios.com/krakow/archive.php?date=20060214 this strip]]''.one strip]]. Lucretia, a [[HornyDevils succubus]], has three eyes. Being summoned by a guy who keeps staring at her ThirdEye pisses her off.
-->'''Lucretia:''' --->'''Lucretia:''' HEY! What do you think you're staring at!?! My boobs are down here, buster!
** Also played with in [[http://www.krakow.krakowstudios.com/krakow/archive.php?date=20060302 a later strip]]; apparently, demons consider a succubus' succubi's horns to be attractive, leading to a "I'm down here" remark.



* ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures''

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* ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures''''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'':



* In ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' Winston has a different reason for potentially saying that: [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01074.htm squeaky shoe covers.]]

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* In ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'', Winston has a different reason for potentially saying that: [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01074.htm squeaky shoe covers.]]



* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''

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* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'':



* ''WebComic/FluffyBunnyDomination'' takes a shot at [[http://www.fluffybunny.thecomicseries.com/comics/30/ Foot Fetishists]].

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* ''WebComic/FluffyBunnyDomination'' ''Webcomic/FluffyBunnyDomination'' takes a shot at [[http://www.fluffybunny.thecomicseries.com/comics/30/ Foot Fetishists]].



* Said by Jesus' busty sister Tammi in [[http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-suggests-god-also-had-incredibly-bust,18133/ this article]] by ''Website/TheOnion'':

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* Said by Jesus' Jesus's busty sister Tammi in [[http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-suggests-god-also-had-incredibly-bust,18133/ this article]] by ''Website/TheOnion'':



* Quite common ''WhateleyUniverse'' (though not often worded as such), due to the prevalence of the MostCommonSuperpower, especially by Phase, who, being an exception to the ThirdLawOfGenderBending, is extremely displeased with the male attention she gets.
** Conversely, many of the characters ''like'' the fact that they draw the MaleGaze, which is probably at least in part due to the fact that most of them are teenagers -- and many of the most notable cases were either significantly less attractive before, or else were {{Transsexual}}s who had the good fortune to have the Exemplar power to [[GenderBender transform themselves]] to their true gender. Even those who are happy with their new-found beauty find it less than wonderful, though at least one has enough of a sense of humor about it to call herself '[[GagBoobs Attributes]]'.
* A YouTube member [[LampshadeHanging pointed out]] ''VideoGame/MassEffect3's'' tendency to include MaleGaze shots with a video entitled "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USTWljEj3oo My Eyes are Up Here, Kasumi]]".

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* Quite common ''WhateleyUniverse'' ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'' (though not often worded as such), due to the prevalence of the MostCommonSuperpower, especially by Phase, who, being an exception to the ThirdLawOfGenderBending, is extremely displeased with the male attention she gets.
**
gets. Conversely, many of the characters ''like'' the fact that they draw the MaleGaze, which is probably at least in part due to the fact that most of them are teenagers -- and many of the most notable cases were either significantly less attractive before, or else were {{Transsexual}}s who had the good fortune to have the Exemplar power to [[GenderBender transform themselves]] to their true gender. Even those who are happy with their new-found beauty find it less than wonderful, though at least one has enough of a sense of humor about it to call herself '[[GagBoobs Attributes]]'.
"[[GagBoobs Attributes]]".
* A YouTube Website/YouTube member [[LampshadeHanging pointed out]] ''VideoGame/MassEffect3's'' ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''[='s=] tendency to include MaleGaze shots with a video entitled "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USTWljEj3oo My Eyes are Up Here, Kasumi]]".



* Parodied with [[http://teespring.com/myface this]] t-shirt from Teespring, which also points out other interesting body parts you might want to look at. Such as the lungs and gallbladder.

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* Parodied with [[http://teespring.com/myface this]] t-shirt T-shirt from Teespring, which also points out other interesting body parts you might want to look at. Such as the lungs and gallbladder.



[[folder:Web Video]]
* Parodied in ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'' with the leader of a level 20 guild trying to recruit the level 40 Kirito.
-->'''Keita:''' Let me assure you, we could certainly use someone with your... [gazing at the health and stat block above Kirito's head] ''assets.... mmhhhhmmm''.
-->'''Kirito:''' Hey! Hey! My eyes are down here!
[[/folder]]



-->'''Jay:''' [''openly staring at Valerie's breasts''] Uh-huh... uh-huh... Ohh, yeah...\\
'''Valerie:''' [''more amused than insulted''] What are you doing?\\
'''Jay:''' [''guiltily''] Oh, I'm sneakin' a peek at your maguppies. It's my stumbling attempt at intimacy.

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-->'''Jay:''' [''openly ''[openly staring at Valerie's breasts''] breasts]'' Uh-huh... uh-huh... Ohh, yeah...\\
'''Valerie:''' [''more ''[more amused than insulted''] insulted]'' What are you doing?\\
'''Jay:''' [''guiltily''] ''[guiltily]'' Oh, I'm sneakin' a peek at your maguppies. It's my stumbling attempt at intimacy.



* ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'': In "The Shelf", Daffy (who doesn't wear clothes anyway) says this to Tina after he hands the towel he was wearing to Bugs. Later in the episode, Speedy says to Lola (holding his sombrero in front of himself) after Lola claims she has an x-ray eye.

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'': In "The Shelf", Daffy (who doesn't wear clothes anyway) says this to Tina after he hands the towel he was wearing to Bugs. Later in the episode, Speedy says to Lola (holding his sombrero in front of himself) after Lola claims she has an x-ray X-ray eye.



'''Homer:''' ''(completely deadpan while he keeps staring)'' I've made my choice.

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'''Homer:''' ''(completely ''[completely deadpan while he keeps staring)'' staring]'' I've made my choice.



[[folder: Real Life]]
* Because of Creator/AmyAdams wearing so many costumes with AbsoluteCleavage on the set of ''Film/AmericanHustle'', this was inevitable. She describes the male co-stars as being "incredibly polite about it", but that Jennifer Lawrence was the one who kept staring - not helped by Amy having a habit of slouching when the camera wasn't on her. So she drew a smiley face on the area "so at least it would look friendly".

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[[folder: Real [[folder:Real Life]]
* Because of Creator/AmyAdams wearing so many costumes with AbsoluteCleavage on the set of ''Film/AmericanHustle'', this was inevitable. She describes the male co-stars as being "incredibly polite about it", but that Jennifer Lawrence was the one who kept staring - -- not helped by Amy having a habit of slouching when the camera wasn't on her. So she drew a smiley face on the area "so at least it would look friendly".
19th Apr '17 12:08:05 PM Statzkeen
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** In one episode Stella accuses Ted of staring at her breasts and he replies with "In my defense, they were staring back at me."
7th Apr '17 2:28:16 PM JackG
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* ''Film/FasterPussycatKillKill''. The gasoline station attendant stares directly at Varla's BoobsOfSteel when he states he wants to see America. She quips, "You won't find it down there, Columbus."
28th Mar '17 9:07:27 AM DaveE
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** Taken UpToEleven when Supergirl, who's still a bit new to Earth, meets her.
-->'''Supergirl:''' ...Well, that's ''strange''.
-->'''Cat Grant:''' ''What's'' strange?
-->'''Supergirl:''' My X-ray vision is picking up some weird ''plastics'' in your-
25th Mar '17 12:59:44 PM SAMAS
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* [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/My-eyes-UP-HERE-420196656 This]] fanart has [[ComicBook/TheWatchmen Dr. Manhattan]] saying it to ''ComicBook/PowerGirl'', who of all people should really know better.

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* [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/My-eyes-UP-HERE-420196656 This]] fanart has [[ComicBook/TheWatchmen [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Dr. Manhattan]] saying it to ''ComicBook/PowerGirl'', who of all people should really know better.
25th Mar '17 12:58:54 PM SAMAS
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* [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/My-eyes-UP-HERE-420196656 This]] fanart has [[ComicBook/TheWatchmen Dr. Manhattan]] saying it to ''ComicBook/PowerGirl'', who of all people should really know better.
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