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->'''B'wana Beast:''' B'wana Beast. How you doin'?\\
'''Zatanna:''' [''notices his stare''] My ''legs'' are fine... as is the rest of me. [''points to her face''] Up here.\\
'''B'wana Beast:''' Whoa! She's got the fire of the cheetah in her! [''snarls'']\\
'''Zatanna:''' [''to Batman, annoyed''] Why are you doing this to me?
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Justice League Unlimited]]'', "This Little Piggy"

An almost AlwaysFemale StockPhrase, especially if the woman has GagBoobs or her outfit may as well be VaporWear. Of course if the woman purposefully dressed provocatively, she wants people to look, just not the person she is talking to. It is used to [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] the MaleGaze, though occasionally a well-endowed man will utter it as well for laughs.

Can also be a good FunTShirt print.

TruthInTelevision. Compare DistractedByTheSexy. See also: MaleGaze, which often prompts this reaction.



* Spoofed in an advertisement which featured an attractive sports reporter interviewing an athlete who kept leering down at her body, causing her to say, "[[SarcasmMode And my breasts have one more question for you...]]"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGoRNg3qSH0&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSGoRNg3qSH0 Another, much more famous, spoof]]: Creator/MarionCotillard in [[MemeticMutation FOREHEAD TITTAES]]!
* A commercial for Belvita Bites has a man going through his morning. As he sings quick lines for each activity, one has him meeting a female jogger. An arrow traces from his eyes down to chest level, only to angle back up to her eyes. "[[SubvertedTrope Didn't look!]]"
* Averted in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUrKQFNcw3U this]] [[Creator/{{NBC}} NBC4]] news teaser when the camera [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUrKQFNcw3U#t=0m11s zooms in]] on Wendy Rieger's chest.

[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* Miharu from ''Manga/BGataHKei'' says this to her [[VitriolicBestBuds best friend]] Yamada, after the latter [[ACupAngst laments over her relative flat-chested-ness]] (Yamada's a B) and observing how very well-endowed (Miharu's an F) the former is.
-->'''Yamada:''' What do you want, F-shita? ''[looks at Miharu's rack]''\\
'''Miharu:''' ''[grabs Yamada's chin]'' My name's Takeshita. Look at my face.
* ''Manga/CityHunter'': In the first arc, Ryo's eyes were glued to his client's cleavage when he met up with her for first time. When she realized, she growled: "What are you staring at? My eyes are up here!"
* Misaki says this in ''Anime/ExcelSaga'' to [[BreakingTheFourthWall the]] [[MaleGaze camera]] in her introduction.
* ''Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex'':
** Subverted in ''[=2nd Gig=]'' when Motoko encounters a street kid who's checking out her body, including staring directly at her breasts, but he's actually enthusiastic because she has a full prosthetic body. He later turns down an invitation to sleep with Motoko, showing he's not interested in her sexually.
** Lampshaded in the ''Man/Machine Interface'' manga where an operative warns his men not to be [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted by her microskirt]], as it's just "[[ShowSomeLeg eyepull]]".
* Ui Hirasawa from ''Manga/KOn'' has something of an attitude like this towards Sawako-sensei because the latter's pointing out the former's greater endowment (when compared to her older sister) ruins her {{Twin Switch}}es.
-->'''Ui:''' Good morning to my chest?!
* Hadzuki Nouge from ''Manga/KoeDeOshigoto'' is not aware that boys are looking at her breasts unless she is told so.
* In ''Manga/{{Nightschool}}'', Sarah uses this line on a coworker and old college friend who's flirting with her. Since he's a vampire, however, he's staring at her neck instead of the usual area.
* {{Gender Inverted|Trope}} in ''Manga/SeitokaiYakuindomo'', where it's almost all of the female characters who are perverts. Their eyes often wander down to TheOneGuy's crotch, which leads to him telling them to look up.

* Parodied by an Israeli stand-up comedian once.
-->"I don't get women who say, 'My eyes are up here!' Cool, [[CaptainObvious and your breasts are down here]]."
* Also parodied by Creator/JimGaffigan, who stated that he'd just gotten a stomach implant, but he wasn't some piece of flesh to be oogled at.
* Played somewhat straight with ventriloquist Creator/JeffDunham in a HalloweenSpecial, in which one of his puppets, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, is dressed like a woman for Halloween -- an ''American'' woman. At one point, Jeff looks over Achmed's dress and Achmed says this very phrase to him word for word, then adds...
-->"My hoochers do not talk. But of course, you could make them talk if you wanted to, couldn't you?"

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* In the ''ComicBook/TomStrong'' story introducing Jonni Future, the [[InTheBlood niece]] with GagBoobs related to ScienceHero Johnny Future says this when she meets Johnny's [[BeastMan male felinoid]] sidekick. To be fair, Johnny's own outfit was ridiculously beefcake and he didn't expect to be succeeded by a girl. He even had a CleavageWindow to show off his muscular, hairy chest!
* Sachs from the ''Sachs and Violens'' comic book has a T-shirt with that phrase printed on it.
* This might as well be ComicBook/PowerGirl's CatchPhrase, [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/pgbust_9217.jpg as seen here]]. Of course, it might be a little {{hypocritical|Humor}} when you're wearing a CleavageWindow...
* One ''ComicBook/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica'' comic, featuring a meeting between ComicBook/LexLuthor, ComicBook/TheJoker, and Cheetah with this problem.
-->'''Cheetah:''' Quit staring! My eyes are up here!\\
'''ComicBook/TheJoker:''' I ''know'' where your eyes are.
* Subverted and {{Lampshaded}} in ''ComicBook/IdentityCrisis'', which Green Arrow notes Slipknot's eyes aren't on Wonder Woman's rack, but on her hip -- where her Magic Lasso is located.
* In the second issue of the 2011 reboot of ''ComicBook/TeenTitans'', we get this exchange between Tim (Red Robin) Drake and Cassie (Wonder Girl) Sandsmark:
-->'''Cassie:''' Yo! Up here. [''points at eyes''] And before you ask -- Yes, they're real.\\
'''Tim:''' I wasn't looking at, um... ''them'', Cassie. I was trying to figure out how those war bracelets you're wearing are invisible.
* Subverted with minor ''ComicBook/GoldDigger'' character Ayane, a mixed martial artist. She actually doesn't mind people looking at her chest. It keeps them from looking at the [[BlessedWithSuck unfortunately]] permanent DeathGlare she has.
* In ''ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}}'' #8, Penny says this this to Clint after she takes off her coat to reveal the stripper outfit she had on underneath.
* ''Comicbook/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica'' #2 (2013) has this exchange as the new team meet each other for the first time:
-->'''Comicbook/{{Catwoman}}:''' My eyes are up are, sweetheart.\\
'''Vibe:''' ''Huh?'' I '''know'''.
* From ''ComicBook/Batgirl2009:''
-->'''Stephanie:''' Now stop looking at my chest. \\
'''[[BrattyHalfPint Damian]]:''' [[ACupAngst What "chest?"]]\\
'''Stephanie:''' ''...hate...''
* {{Subverted}} when ComicBook/BlueBeetle met ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} and did not immediately realize who she was. When she points out the [[BroughtToYouByTheLetterS logo on her shirt]], he replies that he was "[[NotDistractedByTheSexy raised not to stare]]."
* ''Franchise/{{Superman}}'':
** Humorously inverted when Cat Grant tries desperately to get Clark Kent to notice her breast augmentation, but Clark would always [[IgnoreTheFanService look her in the eyes instead,]] [[http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/888/911/5a9.jpg much to her annoyance]]. Amusingly, at one point Cat looks down at her own chest, as if to check that it's working properly.
** Taken UpToEleven when Supergirl, who's still a bit new to Earth, meets her.
--->'''Supergirl:''' ...Well, that's ''strange''.\\
'''Cat Grant:''' ''What's'' strange?\\
'''Supergirl:''' My X-ray vision is picking up some weird ''plastics'' in your--
* In Issue 5 of ''ComicBook/HarleyQuinn'' Volume 3, Harley says this to the Police Chief that is distracted from her legs.

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* PlayedWith in the Norwegian comic strip ''M'': [[http://www.start.no/m/?m=20090426 here]] and [[http://www.start.no/m/?m=20090502 here]]. With a guy.
* [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/db/2010/db100213.gif This]] ''ComicStrip/{{Doonesbury}}'' comic with "the angry chick".
* [[http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4126/nemi060920cw9.gif This]] ''ComicStrip/{{Nemi}}'' strip has the girl experiment a bit on it.
* [[http://ruthe.de/cartoon/3101/datum/asc Some artistic license (biology) required.]] (Phrase in German, but means exactly the same.)

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'': During a conversation with [[PhysicalGod Rayana]] Shinji can not help to be distracted by her breasts. After a few exchanges Rayana remarks "Iím up here, Shinji", prompting him to look up to her face.
* ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'': [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-12#post-2203895 In chapter 4]] Shinji was sitting down when he realized someone was looming over him. He looked up to find a pretty big bossom. Quickly he looked further up to meet that girl's face.
* ''Fanfic/{{HERZ}}'': In chapter 1 Shinji turns around to face who had greeted him only to see a female chest in front of his eyes. Blushing, he looked upwards.
-->''Pulling the hands away from his face and turning around, he found himself facing a chest. It was not particularly well-endowed but it definitely belonged to a female. Blushing, he corrected his gaze and saw her.''
* In the ''[[Literature/TheHungerGames Hunger Games]]'' fanfiction ''Fanfic/SomeSemblanceOfMeaning'', [[ShrinkingViolet Vale]] uses this in her first conversation with District One's [[PrivilegedRival Obsidian]], who had been [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny admiring the sparkly necklace her sister gave her]]. He calls her "sparkle girl" and tells her that it's shiny and pretty, and she responds, "Yeah, my eyes are pretty, too, One--not that you're looking at them." (This may have been the first indication that Vale was a Type B {{Tsundere}}. Also, Obsidian actually ''was'' just looking at her necklace.)
* The [[MeaningfulName aptly-titled]], {{NSFW}} website ''Rule 34'' ([[RuleThirtyFour and with a]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin name like that]]...) has a funny (and ''[[NippleAndDimed only mildly]]'' NSFW) [[http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/447990#search=medusa featured image]] ([[http://rule34-images.paheal.net/33fbe14a2ad67858986bd73b35629c64/447990%20-%20Gorgon%20Greek_mythology%20Joe_Randel%20Medusa%20featured_image%20mythology.jpg image only]]) about a GorgeousGorgon that combines this trope with ShmuckBait. In case you haven't already figured it out, click on a link and see what I mean.
** Then you get ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}''[='s=] equally NSFW [[http://www.oglaf.com/snakeskin/1/ version]]...
* ''The Last Kiss Goodbye'' by Odon. Private eye Jane Kates hands around a photograph of the dame she's been hired to find.
-->It was actually a close-up of her breasts -- that's the only part guys look at anyway.
* ''Farce Contact'', a ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' ParodyFic. T'Pol's FutureSpandex is explained as a SecretTestOfCharacter designed by the Vulcan Science Directorate. She would know humanity had achieved true sentience when the crew stopped talking to her chest.
* ''Ezreal: a True Champion'', a ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends'' fanfic, brings us a rare gender-flipped example from Malcolm Graves.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9891754/1/Girl-On-Fire Girl On Fire]]'', a ''Series/LostGirl'' ''Literature/TheHungerGames'' mashup, Bo winds up staring at Lauren's breasts when they are both stripped while waiting for their stylist.
-->'''Lauren:''' [''tilting Bo's head back to eye level''] It was uh...flattering for the first thirty seconds but I'm getting worried about you.
** Although to be fair, what attracts Bo's attention in the first place are actually the scars just under Lauren's breasts.
* A RareMaleExample occurs in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5985759/1/Colors-and-Capes Colors and Capes]]'' when a NakedOnArrival Xander says this to Batgirl.
* In the ''Franchise/XMen'' fanfiction ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears'', Scott Summers and Jean Grey are attending an anger management seminar. Unfortunately their shrink is a lecher. After catching him leering at her chest still again, Jean says:
-->'''Jean:''' I have no patience for all forms of male stupidity. I really have no patience for men who forget that women do exist from the shoulders up. That's why I take pride in the fact that I put Will Anderson's head through the wall. Dr. Tom, my eyes are a few inches further up my body.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4520186/1/The-marriage-contract The Marriage Contract]]'':
-->"Harry language, and Harry I'm up here," [Hermione] said as he stared at her almost fully uncovered breast.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11916243/16/Escape Escape]]'' Hermione stares at Harry's tight T-shirt.
-->'''Harry:''' Hermione, my face is up here.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11589440/1/HP-Halloween HP Halloween]]'' Padma Patil lets her more outgoing twin pick a costume and ends up wearing a [[Franchise/StarWars Princess Leia]] slave girl outfit.
-->'''Padma:''' Eyes up here Finnegan or I'll hex you.
* [[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Doc-Savage-Vampire-Hunter-Sketch-Card-/162256943137?hash=item25c7447821:g:TZgAAOSwal5YEXAk Slight variant by Joe Gravel:]] "Fangs are up here!" (Tame compared to his usual gags and hereby declared as SFW.)
* In ''Fanfic/ChrysalisVisitsTheHague'', this said by the human ''male'' Estermann to the pony ''mare'' Lyra when she - being her [[ForeignCultureFetish human-obsessed self]] - can't stop ogling his hands.
* [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/My-eyes-UP-HERE-420196656 This]] fanart has [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Dr. Manhattan]] saying it to ''ComicBook/PowerGirl'', who of all people should really know better.
* Parodied in ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'' with the leader of a level 20 guild trying to recruit the level 40 Kirito.
-->'''Keita:''' Let me assure you, we could certainly use someone with your... ''[gazing at the health and stat block above Kirito's head]'' assets.... mmhhhhmmm.\\
'''Kirito:''' Hey! Hey! My eyes are down here!
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12514982/1/A-Witch-and-an-Amazon-Walk-into-a-Bar A Witch and an Amazon Walk Into a Bar]]'':
-->'''Diana:''' You like strong women, I take it?\\
'''Rose:''' I've, uh, never seen anyone like you before. But yeah, I sure do.\\
'''Diana:''' My eyes are up here.\\
'''Rose:''' Yeah, they sure are.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2593838/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Well-Intentioned-Friends Harry Potter and the Well Intentioned Friends]]'' Ron and Ginny walk in on Harry and Tonks having sex.
-->'''Tonks:''' OI! My eyes are up here Weasley!
* In ''Fanfic/PokemonResetBloodlines'', Hilda's response [[MaleGaze to a boy glancing]] [[WhoWearsShortShorts at her shorts]]: "My eyes are 44.7º up, boy."
* In the ''Film/{{Barbarella}}''[=/=]''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' mashup ''B'Elannarella'', astrometrix Anna Seven makes FirstContact with a man who keeps speaking to her breasts. Assuming this is the cultural norm, she addresses all her own comments to his chest as well.

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* Played straight in ''WesternAnimation/{{Antz}}''. When Weaver meets the lovely Azteca on his first day as a worker ant, he spends a bit too much time during their introduction staring at her legs.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheWild'' does this, except it's a [[InterspeciesRomance giraffe and a ]]''[[TinyGuyHugeGirl squirrel]]'' instead of people, and spots instead of boobs.

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
%%* A gender-switched example occurred in ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} New Moon]]''. Whenever Bella talks to Jacob, her eyes are almost always on his almost-always bare chest. (Didn't he even say something like, "My eyes are up here" once?)
* Literature/BridgetJones has a coworker called Mr Fitzherbert that she had nicknamed "Tits Pervert" for this very reason.
* 1939 version of ''Film/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame'' has sexually frustrated villain Frollo staring at Esmeralda's breasts when they meet first time.
* In ''Film/NickAndNorahsInfinitePlaylist'', Norah says this to Nick the first time he sees after [[SheCleansUpNicely his gay friends give her a more flattering bra to wear]].
* The truck stop waitress in ''Film/TenaciousDInThePickOfDestiny'' wears a shirt which reads "My Face Is Up Here".
* ''Film/AKnightsTale'': When William is bludgeoning his way through a love letter to Jocelyn, Roland and Wat mention that he should mention that he "misses her breasts", after which Chaucer says, "I would tend to look above her breasts, William."
-->"[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I miss her neck]]?"
* Inverted in ''Film/WhereTheTruthLies'', when Lanny tells a female audience member "I think you have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen. Now you notice I say 'I think you've got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen'; that's because I haven't actually seen them yet. I've been too busy staring at your cans."
* In ''Film/KungPowEnterTheFist'', The Chosen One is frequently distracted by Whoa's (single) breast.
* In the monster movie ''Film/{{Sharktopus}}'', this is said by a reporter (Stacy) to the boatman she's trying to hire (Pez) when he ogles her breasts.
* From ''Film/HighSchoolHigh''
-->'''Girl:''' You know, you're different from everybody else. Most of the boys here just want to stare at girls' breasts. You know what I mean?\\
'''Guy:''' ''[quickly looking up from her breasts]'' [[DistractedByTheSexy Sorry... what?]]
* ''Film/SnakeEyes''. Navy officer Kevin Dunne admits that when the Defense Secretary was about to be assassinated, he had been DistractedByTheSexy sight of a buxom redhead. In a POV flashback to when Dunne was talking to her, the camera keeps dropping to the woman's cleavage.
-->'''Dunne:''' I was three feet away from a known terrorist, and I had my eyes buried in some broad's tits.
* ''Film/FasterPussycatKillKill''. The gasoline station attendant stares directly at Varla's BoobsOfSteel when he states he wants to see America. She quips, "You won't find it down there, Columbus."
* ''Film/SoapDish'' Inverts this. When Jeffry says Ariel has beautiful eyes, she says they're nothing compared to her tits.

* Averted by the young king in ''Literature/{{Masques}}'', he looks Aralorn straight in the eyes. [[spoiler: This comes back to bite him, as he shouldn't have been able to see her - if he wasn't resistant to magic, he would have seen the illusion of a snow falcon. Aralorn even told him how the illusion he was supposed to see looks, but the fact that, during the entire conversation, and afterwards, when he pretends to be talking to/ looking at a bird, he looks to where Aralorn's eyes are, not where the illusion falcon should be, gives him away, leading to an OhCrap moment when the villainous mage he tried to fool mentions this.]] Ironically, ogling her breasts might have been safer.
* ''Literature/SpecialCircumstances'':
** Throughout the series, the buxom heroine, Barbara, often has to remind men that her bosom is not where to find her eyes.
** In ''Queen of Wands'', [[spoiler:Janea, in the metaphorical version of [=DragonCon=],]] has to remind Kelly Lockhart of where to find her eyes. His response: "I've made my decision."
* In the ''Literature/SixteenThirtyTwo'' novel, once Gretchen (who is very attractive and very well endowed) marries, she affectionately teases her husband [[spoiler:Jeff]] "Stop looking at mein tits! What scandal!"
* In her own inimitable style, Irene Adler says to Colonel Moran in ''Literature/TheHoundOfTheDUrbervilles'':
-->"That's better. Look me in the lamps, Colonel."
* In ''Literature/CaptainVorpatrilsAlliance'', this is Tej's reaction on first meeting Ivan.
--> "Hi, there" -- with difficulty, he dragged his gaze from her chest to her face -- "Nanja."\\
It didn't take that long to scan her nametag. ''Slow reader, are you? Why, yes, I get a lot of those.''
* ''Literature/{{Swellhead}}''. When they first meet [[FairCop DS Stacey Cotterill]], [[TheHero Richard Jeperson]] looks at her face while [[ObstructiveBureaucrat Adam Onions]] looks at her body.
* ''Avengers of the Moon'' by Creator/AllenSteele. [[FairCop Inspector Joan Randall]] keeps telling off Literature/CaptainFuture for doing this. He doesn't mean to be rude, but having been raised in isolation from female company, [[NoSocialSkills he doesn't know how to act]] and keeps getting DistractedByTheSexy.
-->"My eyes are up here, not [[ShesGotLegs on my knees!]]"

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* An awkward moment in ''Series/ICarly'', which is a kids show:
-->'''Carly:''' I'm not a twig. I'm getting curvier everyday!\\
'''Freddie:''' [''turns at Carly''] I know.\\
'''Carly:''' [''sternly''] Eyes up, dude.
* There was a ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' (guest host Kirstie Alley) where they had female aliens who had evolved their eyes in their breasts, because that's where all the men were looking.
* Done by Sally in an episode of ''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun''. A professor at Dick's university is staring at her chest. She says, "I'm up here." He responds, "A lot of women like to think that."
* When Troy and Britta accidentally discover that the other is taking dance classes in ''Series/{{Community}}'', Britta can't help but have her eyes drawn downwards -- twice -- to a certain spot in Troy's tights.
-->"I know it's tempting to sneak a peek, but I'm gonna need for you to keep your eyes up here."
** Also shows up when Troy, Abed and Annie are trying to find evidence that Alan got Jeff fired. Annie is incensed that all she is used for is bait. Abed and Troy have no idea what she said.
* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''
** Show up when Ted and Marshall were at a gay bar looking for Barney's gay brother; they were constantly getting hit on by guys.
** Happens with Ted and Robin in Atlantic City -- with Robin wearing a bikini T-shirt. "Are you staring at my shirt boobs?"
** In one episode Stella accuses Ted of staring at her breasts and he replies with "In my defense, they were staring back at me."
* Kate says this to Sawyer in the ''Series/{{Lost}}'' episode "Catch-22" after he walks in on her dressing.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
** In the MusicalEpisode, the "I'll Never Tell" number has Anya in a bra and petticoat, where Xander says he loves her "firm yet supple...[[LastSecondWordSwap tight embrace]]" and takes his eyes off her chest after a stern look.
** Done by the subject herself in "Doppelgangland" when Willow puts on her vampire alter ego's SpyCatsuit. Upon noticing the effect it has on her boobs, she says "gosh, look at ''those''" - and all the males awkwardly look away.
* ''Series/{{Angel}}''. After a trip overseas, Angel gives Cordelia a necklace.
-->'''Cordelia:''' Oh my gosh, it's gorgeous! And look how it brings out my breasts!\\
[''Wesley, Gunn, and Angel glance around awkwardly'']\\
'''Cordelia:''' You know you were all thinkin' it.
* ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''
** In an episode, J.D.'s [[ImagineSpot daydream]] involves Dr. Cox wetting himself out of nervousness. J.D. is staring at Cox's crotch for a good several seconds before Cox has to whistle and repeat the name of the trope several times to get J.D. back to reality.
** Also inverted when J.D. and Elliot are in the locker room together. J.D. says they need to talk about the sexual tension, Elliot wheels around wearing only a bra and tells J.D. that there ''is'' no sexual tension. J.D. desperately tries to keep looking at her face until Elliot tells him to just look down before his neck snaps. Which he does. "Awesome".
** And in another episode...
-->'''Molly:''' Hello there.\\
[''all looks at her chest'']\\
'''Molly:''' Yep, those are my boobs.\\
[''all looks at her face'']
** As well in one of the Ben episodes, where Carla talks to J.D. alone about trusting his instincts -- Carla teases him by asking him if he wants her body. J.D is flustered at first but gives in to the MaleGaze and Carla replies with a simple "Up here, Bambi".
* Kitty of ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' says this to Michael repeatedly, regardless of whether he's actually looking at her breasts. And sometimes ''[[HypocriticalHumor while flashing him]]''.
* Discussed in ''Series/{{House}}'', season 4 episode 2. When the fake breast enhancement surgery they planned[[note]]as stealth exploratory surgery on an astronaut who doesn't want NASA to know she's sick[[/note]] is threatened to be cancelled, the title character exclaims: "Would you condemn this woman to a life where people look ''at her face'' when they talk to her?"
* Alan ends up doing this in ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''... and at a really bad time, as Jake had just got suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a big breasted girl (daughter of the woman he was staring at).
** To be fair to Alan, the woman in question was not only very well-endowed, but she was also showing a lot of cleavage, and given that their discussion was keeping his mind on the subject of ogling breasts, it would have been strange if his eyes ''hadn't'' wandered a few times.
* A terrific subversion/lampshading happens in ''Series/TheXFiles'' episode "Humbug" in which Scully catches a sideshow freak staring at her chest through her unbuttoned shirt just as said freak notices Scully staring at his deformed conjoined twin through his opened robe. Both cover up immediately in embarrassment.
* In ''Series/DoctorWho'' Rory is told off twice after staring a bit too long at a naked statue (the Venus de Milo) and then at [[spoiler: older]] Amy.
-->'''The Doctor/[[spoiler:Older]] Amy:''' Eyes front soldier.
** The line gets repeated when the Doctor meets his next companion Clara, though in that case it's to prevent the Doctor looking up her skirt while climbing a ladder. Our CelibateHero indignantly denies he's perving, only for Clara to casually admit she's checking him out instead.
* On ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow'', [[TheChick Kate]] mentions trying to get a drunk [[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen Mr. Bell]] to stare at her face instead of her chest. They wound up compromising on the neck.
* ''Series/{{Castle}}'' has a moment of this in a season 2 episode where the BodyOfTheWeek was reported while coroner Lainie was out clubbing. Turns out she's surprisingly buxom when not wearing scrubs.
--> '''Lainie:''' [''to Beckett''] Well, unlike you, I don't stand around all day waiting for a body to drop. Quit lookin' at the girls, Castle.
** And she says it without missing a beat, making it [[CrowningMomentOfFunny all the funnier]]. Poor Castle has so much trouble not staring that he simply looks ''away''.
* ''Series/StargateUniverse'': Lt. [[BoobsOfSteel James]] does this to [=McKay=] at one point. In a previous episode, she implies she's done it before.
** He then attempts to ogle her butt, she is however well aware of his intentions and makes him walk in front of her.
* ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'': In an effort to help Leonard get tenure, Penny dresses in a tight, low-cut dress and plans to flirt with the tenure committee...at a funeral. Raj stares at her chest, looks away when he notices Penny looking at him, then immediately looks back at Penny's cleavage the instant she looks away.
* Inverted in ''Series/ThirtyRock'' when Hazel comes to work wearing only a bra underneath her page jacket and irritably demands, "Eyes down here, boys. I have breasts, you know!"
* An outtake of ''Series/HappyEndings'' (included in the second season DVD) had Elisha Cuthbert saying this to Zachary Knighton. (She was wearing a bikini top at the time.)
* Believe it or not, it happens on RealityTelevision, too. Just ask Jupiter (''Series/PirateMaster'').
* When Caroline imagines getting a boob job on ''Series/CarolineInTheCity'', she first loves the attention they...uh, she gets. Then she realizes guys are staring ''only'' at her chest so she starts arguing she is "more than just a pair of breasts." As she argues, they start getting larger and larger, until she can't put her arms down.
* Said word by word by Tina Cohen-Chang in the ''Series/{{Glee}}'' episode "The Power of Madonna", during a fit of feminist rage against Artie.
* This happens between Rosalind and Coulson in ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'', except Coulson is looking at Rosalind's [[CarPorn car]], which she points out is a "he".
* In the pilot episode of ''Series/SledgeHammer'', Dori Doreau turns away from a room full of men and bends over a table. Her skirt rides higher up her thighs. All four men in the room stop talking and visibly bend forwards to get a better look. As she turns back they hurriedly resume their previous posture. she then bends over the table again and everyone cranes his neck to look at her legs...
* ''Series/TheShannaraChronicles'': Wil finds Amberle bathing, and she tells him this in no uncertain terms - while holding a sword to his throat, no less. Gets a CallBack in the next episode when he strips down to his underwear to swim, and [[{{Hypocrite}} Amberle]] is... [[EatingTheEyeCandy visibly enjoying the view.]]
-->'''Wil:''' (uncomfortable) "What happened to 'eyes up here'?"
* A rather...[[LadyDrunk overcome]] Hayden Panettiere inverted this on ''Series/TheGrahamNortonShow''. She gleefully said she wasn't wearing a bra and stretched her chest out to allow the audience to look - so as not to have the other guests constantly looking down at her boobs the whole night.
* ''Series/BabylonFive''. An InvokedTrope with [[HotScoop Miss Chambers]] in "The Lost Tales" who wears a camera pinned to her blouse, right next to a CleavageWindow to make sure her interviewees look into it.
* When discussing the HideYourPregnancy trope, ''Series/PersonOfInterest'' actress Creator/SarahShahi mentioned that a BadassLongcoat and a lot of close-ups were used, but as her breasts were also growing the audience might not have been looking upwards like they wanted.
* ''Series/{{CSI}}'': In "You Kill Me", Greg is looking at Wendy's naked body on the autopsy table. As his gaze starts to wander down her chest, Wendy's eyes snap open to remind him that she died from a neck wound. (ItMakesSenseInContext as this is all taking place in a thought experiment of Hodges', and Wendy is not really dead.)
* ''Series/LoisAndClark'' features the male version: After trying out a variety of costumes, Clark ends up in the classic outfit.
-->'''Clark:''' What do you think?\\
'''Martha:''' Well, one thing's for sure, [[MrFanservice nobody's going to be looking at your face]]!\\
'''Clark:''' ''[slightly mortified]'' Mom!\\
'''Martha:''' ''[laughing]'' They don't call 'em tights for nuthin'!
* ''Series/{{Frontier}}'': At one point Mary has to remind the drunk town priest to keep his gaze focused on her face instead of her cleavage. He finds her blue eyes no less beautiful.
* In the ''Series/{{Friends}}'' episode "The One with the Boobies", Chandler accidentally sees Rachel topless. In a later scene, she notices that he's staring at her chest while she's talking:
-->'''Rachel:''' Why can't parents just stay parents? Why do they have to become people? Why do they have- ''(notices Chandler)'' Why... can't you stop staring at my breasts?
-->'''Chandler:''' ''(still staring)'' What? ''(looks up)'' What?

* Appears in the lyrics to "American Dreamgirl" by Joydrop:
-->''Hey Mr. Music\\
My name's not honey\\
And don't call me dear\\
[[TropeNamer My eyes are up here]]''
* On the ''Folsom Prison'' live album, Music/JohnnyCash introduces June Carter to sing the duet "Jackson" with him, and they talk a bit, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Johnny Cash:''' Well, I like to watch you talk.\\
'''June Carter:''' I'm talking with my ''mouth''. It's way up here.
* From the intro to [[{{Music/Psychostick}} Psychostick's]] "Because Boobs":
-->'''Girl:''' Um, excuse me! My eyes are up here!\\
'''Rawrb:''' Yeah, but your boobs are down there.

[[folder:Print Media]]
* Played straight and subverted by ''Toyfare'' magazine. Female toys will have word balloons saying this. Sometimes other toys you don't expect will have this as well. (Ex: the Bomarr Monk from ''Star Wars: Return of the Jedi''.)
* A one-panel comic had a UsefulNotes/{{Mensa}} convention with two guys enraptured with [[MyBrainIsBig a woman's large head]], and she is saying "Ahem, guys -- [[InvertedTrope my breasts are down here]]."

[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
* In 1997, shortly after Wrestling/{{Chyna}} got her breast implants, Wrestling/ShawnMichaels did a promo where he was talking to her breasts and Chyna pointed two fingers to her face to remind him that she was "up here".
* Wrestling/JillianHall had this instruction for the fans of Wrestling/WWESmackdown. The fans were looking a little closer to her eyes than most examples in that case though, specifically at a rice cake sized tumor right beneath them.
* Bruce Santee picked on a woman heckling him at an All Aggression Pro event by repeatedly reminding her he did not have eyes down there. Thing is, she most of the women were wildly cheering for him when he demanded it [[CheapHeat until he finally found the right buttons to push]].
* Wrestling/EveTorres was interviewing Triple H and he was staring at her chest the whole time. He asked if 'they' were real and complimented them on their shape, before asking to touch...[[BaitAndSwitch the pearls around her neck]]. And when they were briefly interrupted by Vladimir Kozlov, Triple H had this to say.
--> "See, Eve? He couldn't keep his eyes off them either."
* Wrestling/SantinoMarella of all people pulled this line.
--> "I am ''not'' a piece of meat."

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* The ''TabletopGame/HeroClix'' ComicBook/PowerGirl figure (see "comic books" above) from the "Brave and the Bold" set has a special power called, "Eyes Up Here, Soldier". It causes opposing figures to [[DistractedByTheSexy drop their defenses]]. While it doesn't work on robots, [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer it does work on other women]].

[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'': With the IWHBYD skull on, marines and army troopers of both genders respond with something to this effect when the player looks at them for an elongated amount of time.
* ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 3}}''. Sydney, a [[ShoutOut relic]] [[Series/RelicHunter hunter]], will say phrases like "Eyes up here, please," and "Less gawking, more walking," when you speak to her if you decide to team up with her to retrieve and split the loot you're both after.
* ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 4}}:'' Cait, one of your companions, will sometimes say "We'd get on a lot faster if you kept your eyes on the road and off me arse."
* Fusionette from ''VideoGame/CityOfHeroes'' has been known to say this a time or two.
* Ruby from ''Website/GaiaOnline'' used to say this in her shop dialogue. Since the shops have been revamped, the line is now immortalized by the bonus pose of a collectible doll of her... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin blue eyes like hers]].
* A PA in ''VideoGame/StarOceanTheLastHope'' has Edge walking in on Reimi in the shower while searching for [[BlindWithoutEm Sarah's]] glasses. Reimi catches him while he's still partially stooped over, causing him to get eye level with her chest. He comments on her growth. She demands to know who he's talking to. Cue the ArmorPiercingSlap.
* This exact phrase is one of the dialogue option for the female protagonist (who starts the game only in her underwear) during the first dialogue with Atton Rand in ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic II: The Sith Lords''.
* An inversion occurs in the fan-made ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights2'' mod "VideoGame/DarkWaters". In the first chapter, in which you learn about the memories/personality quirks/etc. that were implanted into you and your party at the beginning, a female player has to remind Daniel that she has breasts when he starts treating her like the person whose memories she has.
* A very silly inversion occurs during one piece of random dialogue in ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'', where Varric reminds Isabela where his eyes are when she starts examining his [[CarpetOfVirility chest hair]].
* In ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006'' there were scenes where they tried and succeeded to [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar get this past the radar]]. In said game, Shadow repeatedly glances at [[MsFanservice Rouge's]] breasts, although you only notice if you pay close attention to where he's looking. But in one scene, he trails off and just stares until she looks at him and he looks nervously to the side.
---> [[WebVideo/GameGrumps "In that portal? You got it!"]]
* ''VideoGame/FearEffect2RetroHelix'' has Hana talking to this male {{Jerkass}} and she states the trope.
* In ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry: Love for Sail!'' when talking to the nudist [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Drew Barringmore]], she'll chide Larry as his gaze gradually drops. [[EasterEgg Unless you found the earplugs]].
* Played with in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater''... sort of. [[MsFanservice EVA]]'s introduction scene features her partly unzipping her motorcycle jumpsuit, giving Snake (and, by extension, the audience) an [[AbsoluteCleavage excellent shot of her assets]]. Snake makes no move whatsoever to hide the fact that he's enjoying the view, and EVA doesn't seem to care -- possibly just for the sake of comedy and fanservice, but it's hard to doubt that EVA was [[FemmeFatale fully aware of what she was doing]].
* ''VideoGame/{{Smite}}'': One of Aphrodite's jokes played this straight, and this game actually has an inversion: Xing Tian, a headless deity who has his face on his belly, tells others that his eyes are... well, ''down'' there on his pecs...
* ''Rootbound'':
-->'''Accha:''' And what does someone who likes romance novels look like, I ask?\\
'''Harid:''' Weeeeell...\\
'''Loa:''' My eyes are up here, mister.
* Catwoman, in ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity'', says so in mockery to an unflappable Hugo Strange in one of her interview tapes.

[[folder:Web Animation]]
* ''Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers'': One of the TropeNamers of this trope is in "Mushroom Wars", where Mario is distracted by Peach's breasts (or ''boobs'') while [[Franchise/StarWars R2-D2]] is giving a holographic speech of her to the former.
* A "The Diva" series made with ''VideoGame/TheMovies'' had an actress being forced to do reality TV. Episode 2, 'The Diva Stuffed' has her opening a box of worms on pizzas. After she screams, it cuts to a zoom in on her boobs.
--> '''Myshe:''' Hey!\\
''[cut to shot of her angry face]''\\
'''Myshe:''' Camera up ''here'', buddy.

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Wulffmorgenthaler'': [[SnakeOilSalesman Dick Bird]] proposes [[http://wumo.com/2007/07/20 a practical way]] to avert this trope.
* ''Webcomic/{{Krakow}}''
** [[InvertedTrope Inverted]] and PlayedForLaughs in [[http://www.krakow.krakowstudios.com/krakow/archive.php?date=20060214 one strip]]. Lucretia, a [[HornyDevils succubus]], has three eyes. Being summoned by a guy who keeps staring at her ThirdEye pisses her off.
--->'''Lucretia:''' HEY! What do you think you're staring at!?! My boobs are down here, buster!
** Also played with in [[http://www.krakow.krakowstudios.com/krakow/archive.php?date=20060302 a later strip]]; apparently, demons consider succubi's horns to be attractive, leading to a "I'm down here" remark.
* Jade of ''Webcomic/PvP'' has a ''VideoGame/CityOfHeroes'' character named The Titillator, with a ComicBook/PowerGirl-esque costume and the battle cry "Eyes up here, buddy!"
* ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'':
** Notably averted in [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1001.php this strip]], where Dan is clearly looking at [[spoiler:his succubus grandmother]] in the eyes despite her being way taller than him.
** Not to mention [[{{Lampshade}} lampshaded]] [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey beautifully]] in [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_662.php this]] earlier one about hypnosis.
** Inverted in [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1261.php this strip]] where a shirtless guy doesn't like the attention.
** They even [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Ab_024.php invert it on occasion.]]
* In ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'', Winston has a different reason for potentially saying that: [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01074.htm squeaky shoe covers.]]
* ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation'' has a hilarious inversion in one of the [[http://keychain.patternspider.net/comics/firstmeeting.gif extra strips]], with Marena trying to divert Misho to her other pair of eyes.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Applegeeks}}'', one of Alice's signature shirts is a black T-shirt with an arrow pointing up on her chest.
* A male example occurs in ''Webcomic/PennyAndAggie'' when Karen deliberately walks in, naked, on her boyfriend Marshall while he's showering in the gym.
* [[http://toonhole.com/2013/02/staring-at-breasts/ This]] strip from ''Webcomic/ToonHole'' combines this with ImplausibleDeniability.
* In [[http://www.cheercomic.com/?date=2007-02-17 one comic]] of ''Webcomic/{{Cheer}}'', Kevin actually finds himself ''physically unable'' to pull his eyes from Karen's chest after she gets her new (and [[CleavageWindow rather revealing]]) cheerleader uniform. [[http://www.cheercomic.com/?date=2007-03-13 A few comics later]], he gets sunglasses, apparently with the sole intent of making Karen unable to tell where his eyes are pointed.
* [[http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2006-09-21 This]] ''Webcomic/{{Concerned}}'' strip has Gordon Frohman eying Dr Mossman's chest.
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'':
** Torg gets it from Aylee after [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/980605 she shed her old form for a more female-looking one]]. She thinks it's an honest mistake though, since her head indeed used to come that low.
** Torg and Riff get this response from [[http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20080808 another player]] in a [[MassivelyMultiplayerOnlineRolePlayingGame MMORPG]].
** Torg also gets this reaction [[http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20100201 from Sasha]]. [[LampshadeHanging Who is wearing a shirt with a row of "i"s on it.]]
* The (im)proper response to this comment is [[http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20070508 demonstrated]] by [[HandsomeLech Rayne]] in ''Webcomic/LeastICouldDo'', who is banned from entering a particular restaurant due to a combination of this trope and his JerkAss ways.
-->'''Subway Employee:''' My eyes are up here.\\
'''Rayne:''' But your breasts are down there. [Continues ogling her breasts]\\
'''Subway Employee:''' My eyes-\\
'''Rayne:''' Are up there. Yes, I know. I'll get to them in a minute, I'm sure they're lovely. [Positions himself at chest level to get a better look]
* Implied in the [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20080607.html introductory strip]] of [=DiDi=] in ''Webcomic/MenageA3''.
* [[http://explosm.net/comics/2102/ This strip]] of ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness''.
-->"Yes, but your tits are down there."
* [[http://the-qlc.com/loserz/go/259 This strip]] of ''Webcomic/{{Loserz}}'' lampshades it.
-->'''Adam:''' Yeah. And so is your hair. What's your point?
* This is the well-endowed Lady Germany's BerserkButton in ''Webcomic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld''.
-->'''Lady Germany:''' [[http://satwcomic.com/iron-lady YOU WILL LOOK ME IN THE EYES OR DESPAIR!]]
* We don't know exactly what is done to this trope in this (probably '''NSFW''') ''Webcomic/OwMySanity'' [[http://owmysanity.comicgenesis.com/d/20101227.html chapter cover]], but ''something'' is done to it.
* While it has yet to happen on-panel, Darby of ''Webcomic/TruLifeAdventures'' has implied she has to say this. A lot.
* This distraction saves an adventurer's life in ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'', as without it he would have gazed on a [[TakenForGranite medusa's]] hideous face rather than its [[GorgeousGorgon less-than-hideous body]]. (Though it turns out looking at either makes him rock-hard...)
* ''Webcomic/{{Exiern}}'': "[[http://www.exiern.com/?p=1484 I know where your eyes are]]".
* Parodied in ''Webcomic/HarkAVagrant'' with [[http://beatonna.livejournal.com/41704.html John Paul]].
* In ''Webcomic/NipAndTuck'', Hortence wears a wig rather than falsies to establish that she's female because she is quite aware of this trope's existence and would rather have people looking at her face.
* ''Webcomic/{{Cordless}}'': Venia gives Alfonso this remark, not for the first time it seems, but he immediately points out the hypocrisy of saying that while dressed in {{stripperiffic}} garb.
-->'''Venia:''' And we've been over this. My face. Up here.\\
'''Alfonso:''' Soz. Even with your ''extremely modest'' duds Al somehow can't help himself, you know?\\
'''Venia:''' Point taken.
* In ''Webcomic/OurLittleAdventure'', [[http://danielscreations.com/ola/comics/ep0107.html Angelika exploits this to hide something under her shirt.]]
* In a ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1865#comic strip]], a statitican's response is "I have no data to support that conclusion."
* Faye of ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' wears a shirt with an upward arrow over her chest in at least one strip. Marten once mentioned that she "punches [him] if [his] eyes stray south of her jawline."
* Played with in ''Webcomic/TimesLikeThis'', as [[http://timeslikethis.com/?id=313 this exchange]] takes place in an online virtual chatroom.
--->'''[=Philip78TX=]:''' Long time no see! How's things with you?\\
'''[=NanoCassDFW=]:''' I'm holding up.\\
'''[=Philip78TX=]:''' I can see that. ;)\\
'''[=NanoCassDFW=]:''' Eyes up here, pervo. :P\\
'''[=Philip78TX=]:''' Can't a man compliment a woman on how well-built her virtual form is?
* Played straight in ''Webcomic/TheDreadful'' when Poe is trying to persuade Lucas that she's Kit's twin sister. After Lucas fails to look closely at her face as she instructed, Poe gets angry. Lucas, having only seen Kit angry, instantly spots the likeness.
* Hilariously [[InvertedTrope inverted]] by ''Junior Scientist Power Hour'' [[http://www.jspowerhour.com/comics/35 here]].
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/sten-was-jeeves A male example]] happens in ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings'' between [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins Sten and the Warden]] after the Warden hid Sten's armor for kicks.
-->'''Sten:''' Warden, my eyes are up here.\\
'''Warden:''' Sure is too bad mine are down here.
* ''Webcomic/CastlevaniaRPG'' has another [[GorgeousGorgon Medusa]] joke in the Island Honeymoon storyline.
-->'''Medusa:''' Speaking of, why aren't you two stone already? Everyone who looks in my eyes is turned to stone!\\
'''Angel:''' I've been staring at your breasts.\\
'''Princess:''' ...You have eyes?
* Yet another Medusa joke with ''The Bard's Tail'' by Fredrik K.T. Andersson, where this trope [[http://www.naorhy.com/art/freddy/elfwood/cross_couples/the_bard_and_medusa_boobgazer.jpg saves the pervy bard from being turned to stone]].
* ''Webcomic/{{Curtailed}}'': Fox gets to flip this [[http://curtailedcomic.com/comic/shoulder-check/ here]].
* ''Webcomic/FluffyBunnyDomination'' takes a shot at [[http://www.fluffybunny.thecomicseries.com/comics/30/ Foot Fetishists]].

[[folder:Web Original]]
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick, as the Goblin King a.k.a. "Package!" says this in her review of ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}''.
* Said by Jesus's busty sister Tammi in [[http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-suggests-god-also-had-incredibly-bust,18133/ this article]] by ''Website/TheOnion'':
--> "I saith unto thee: Look upon mine eyes, which dwell within mine head, and not upon mine bosom, wherein no wisdom dwells."
* In ''WebVideo/EightiesDan'', ROB is staring at Dolly's chest, and she says this
* Amusingly played with in a cartoon picture of a [[GorgeousGorgon cute gorgon]] in a toga, one breast exposed, pointing at her face, with "Eyes up here, buddy" as a caption.
* In the first episode of ''Podcast/MetamorCity'', "Welcome to the City", rookie cop Michael Perelli gets a particularly shocking version of this from Lieutenant Kate Kitaen; when he checks out her breasts, two huge eyes suddenly form on them to stare back at him. At the end of the episode he gets the explanation for how Kate managed this; [[spoiler:she is an illusionist -- and a bit of a prankster.]]
* Quite common ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'' (though not often worded as such), due to the prevalence of the MostCommonSuperpower, especially by Phase, who, being an exception to the ThirdLawOfGenderBending, is extremely displeased with the male attention he gets. Conversely, many of the characters ''like'' the fact that they draw the MaleGaze, which is probably at least in part due to the fact that most of them are teenagers -- and many of the most notable cases were either significantly less attractive before, or else were {{Transgender}} and had the good fortune to have the Exemplar power to [[GenderBender transform themselves]] to their true gender. Even those who are happy with their new-found beauty find it less than wonderful, though at least one has enough of a sense of humor about it to call herself "[[GagBoobs Attributes]]".
* A Website/YouTube member [[LampshadeHanging pointed out]] ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''[='s=] tendency to include MaleGaze shots with a video entitled "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USTWljEj3oo My Eyes are Up Here, Kasumi]]".
* Oscar Winner Creator/MarionCotillard parodies the concept in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krME5DvZFRQ&list=WLC81F11DB0FB38ED6 this fake commercial]].
* Parodied with [[http://teespring.com/myface this]] T-shirt from Teespring, which also points out other interesting body parts you might want to look at. Such as the lungs and gallbladder.
* In ''Webcomic/BadMachinery'', thirteen year old Shauna [[http://scarygoround.com/index.php?date=20131030 laments the failings of thirteen year old boys to a sympathetic adult]], or at least an AlternateUniverse version of her:
-->They caught puberty. I have to fold my arms a ''lot'',
* There's a picture of a naturally naked Dr. Manhattan saying that to [[CleavageWindow Power Girl]].

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'':
-->'''Jay:''' ''[openly staring at Valerie's breasts]'' Uh-huh... uh-huh... Ohh, yeah...\\
'''Valerie:''' ''[more amused than insulted]'' What are you doing?\\
'''Jay:''' ''[guiltily]'' Oh, I'm sneakin' a peek at your maguppies. It's my stumbling attempt at intimacy.
* On ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Lois has to occasionally grab Peter's face by the chin to redirect his gaze. Peter, being who he is, he just goes right back staring at Lois' chest.
* Parodied on ''WesternAnimation/HomeMovies'', where Melissa tells Jason to stop looking at her fake boobs (a pair of balloons shoved into her top as part of her role in Brendan's latest movie). He insists that he can't.
* The exchange between B'wana Beast and Zatanna in ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueUnlimited'', quoted atop the page.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'': In "The Shelf", Daffy (who doesn't wear clothes anyway) says this to Tina after he hands the towel he was wearing to Bugs. Later in the episode, Speedy says to Lola (holding his sombrero in front of himself) after Lola claims she has an X-ray eye.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** Played with the episode "The Frying Game": [[TrumanShowPlot Homer is furious that he was unwittingly participating in a reality show]], where he was framed for murder and subjected to a mock trial and execution. He angrily calls one of the show's hosts, Carmen Electra, out on allowing him to suffer such anguish just for higher ratings, while staring into her cleavage.
-->'''Carmen Electra:''' Homer, my face is up here.\\
'''Homer:''' ''[completely deadpan while he keeps staring]'' I've made my choice.
** One of the scenes cut from "Large Marge" (shown in FOX promos/commercials, but not in the episode) has Bart and Lisa run into Homer's and Marge's bedroom at night. Marge (who in the episode gets by mistake GagBoobs) is in her robe and Bart stares at her cleavage. Marge frantically points to her face and tells Bart to "Just focus on Mommy's face", to which Bart replies, "I'm trying, Mom."
* Gender-inverted on ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' with Randy Marsh's testicles in "Medicinal Fried Chicken".
* Inverted in ''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}'' where one of Early's [[DifferentInEveryEpisode hats]] has the phrase: "Tell your boobs to quit looking at my eyes" written on it.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Vixen}}'': Mari invokes it when talking to Dr. Mc Callister. She came to see ask him about her necklace, which he started examining while she was still wearing it:
-->'''Mari:''' Normally, this is where I'd say "my eyes are up here."

[[folder:Real Life]]
* Because of Creator/AmyAdams wearing so many costumes with AbsoluteCleavage on the set of ''Film/AmericanHustle'', this was inevitable. She describes the male co-stars as being "incredibly polite about it", but that Jennifer Lawrence was the one who kept staring -- not helped by Amy having a habit of slouching when the camera wasn't on her. So she drew a smiley face on the area "so at least it would look friendly".
* Creator/RoseMcGowan shares a story of a ''{{Series/Charmed}}'' producer who would constantly stare at her chest. One day she said to him "You've seen my breasts for five years. Are they not boring yet?"