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* ''Webcomic/GirlsWithSlingshots'': Hazel's babysitting charge, Tyler, is approaching adolescence, and she informs his mother it might be time to have TheTalk with him. To her shock, Tyler's mom is a hyper-religious {{Ditz}} who has no idea how sex works and believes she was divinely impregnated by an angel. Hazel and Jamie then uncomfortably have TheTalk with this adult woman. This is at first PlayedForLaughs, but takes a dark turn when they consider the likelihood that she was impregnated by a charlatan under QuestionableConsent.

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* ''Webcomic/GirlsWithSlingshots'': Hazel's babysitting charge, Tyler, is approaching adolescence, and she informs his mother it might be time to have TheTalk with him. To her shock, Tyler's mom is a hyper-religious {{Ditz}} [[TheDitz Ditz]] who has no idea how sex works and believes she was divinely impregnated by an angel. Hazel and Jamie then uncomfortably have TheTalk with this adult woman. This is at first PlayedForLaughs, but takes a dark turn when they consider the likelihood that she was impregnated by a charlatan under QuestionableConsent.

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* In a Super Bowl ad, a father is explaining to the young son that there is a planet where all babies come from and their journey takes nine months to get to Earth. When the boy starts saying that one of his friends told him that babies are made when mommies and daddies get... PLAY "Wheels on the Bus!"

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* In a Super Bowl ad, a father is explaining to the his young son that there is a planet where all babies come from and their journey takes nine months to get to Earth. When the boy starts saying that one of his friends told him that babies are made when mommies and daddies get... PLAY "Wheels on the Bus!"



* A rather rare example of the ''father'' not understanding how conception works occurs in ''Manga/OokuTheInnerChambers'': because his childhood was spent in a Buddhist monastery and the rest of his life in the all male harem, Gyokuei never learned that a woman has a limited amount of time to be able to bear children, hence him pushing his daughter Tsunayoshi into promiscuity to produce an heir to the shogunate - even after she reached menopause.

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* A rather rare example of the ''father'' not understanding how conception works occurs in ''Manga/OokuTheInnerChambers'': because his childhood was spent in a Buddhist monastery and the rest of his life in the all male all-male harem, Gyokuei never learned that a woman has a limited amount of time to be able to bear children, hence him pushing his daughter Tsunayoshi into promiscuity to produce an heir to the shogunate - even after she reached menopause.



* ''Literature/TheRisingOfTheShieldHero'': While bathing in a hotspring said to grant luck to couples, Raphtalia fantasizes about kissing Naofumi and then protests that "If we kiss I'll get pregnant!" -- emphasizing that while she [[YoungerThanTheyLook has the body of an adult]] she still has the mind of a young teenager completely lacking in sex-ed.

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* ''Literature/TheRisingOfTheShieldHero'': While bathing in a hotspring said to grant luck to couples, Raphtalia fantasizes about kissing Naofumi and then protests that "If we kiss I'll get pregnant!" -- emphasizing that while she [[YoungerThanTheyLook has the body of an adult]] adult]], she still has the mind of a young teenager completely lacking in sex-ed.



* ''The Bonesetter's Daughter''. Eleven-year-old Ruth is unclear on many things relating to sex, including the specific bodily fluid necessary for conception. So when she sits down on a toilet seat immediately after her male neighbor used it and didn't aim well, she fears she's pregnant. [[note]]In theory, any fluid that comes out of the penis could contain sperm cells. But given the low number that would be present, and how the place they’d need to get to does not touch the toilet seat during normal use, and how sperm have to be on the inside – not just the outside – to get the job done… Hypothetically, it may be possible. Realistically? Doubtful.[[/note]]

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* ''The Bonesetter's Daughter''. Eleven-year-old Ruth is unclear on many things relating to sex, including the specific bodily fluid necessary for conception. So when she sits down on a toilet seat immediately after her male neighbor used it and didn't aim well, she fears she's pregnant. [[note]]In theory, any fluid that comes out of the penis could contain sperm cells. But given the low number that would be present, and how the place they’d need to get to does not touch the toilet seat during normal use, and how sperm have to be on the inside – not just the outside – to get the job done… Hypothetically, it may be possible. Realistically? Doubtful.[[/note]]



** In a later episode, Brittany believes she is definitely pregnant. Her boyfriend, Artie, worries because they have had sex. However, the reason Brittany believes she is pregnant is that she saw a stork build a nest outside her window. All was well, for Brittany is a known fool.

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** In a later episode, Brittany believes she is definitely pregnant. Her boyfriend, Artie, boyfriend Artie worries because they have had sex. However, the reason Brittany believes she is pregnant is that she saw a stork build a nest outside her window. All was well, for Brittany is [[TheDitz a known fool.fool]].



* ''Series/VictoriaWoodAsSeenOnTV''. A gag similar to the "Fry and Laurie" one, (although not taken to the same level of surreality) appears in a {{Mockumentary}} set at a hospital interviews a couple who were asking a doctor about having a child.

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* ''Series/VictoriaWoodAsSeenOnTV''. A gag similar to the "Fry and Laurie" one, one (although not taken to the same level of surreality) appears in a {{Mockumentary}} set at a hospital interviews a couple who were asking a doctor about having a child.



* ''Webcomic/DoesNotPlayWellWithOthers'': As a child, Fran believed that you got pregnant by performing oral sex on a guy, since her mom's over-enthusiastic version of TheTalk just left her with the impression that "penises were involved somehow" and she later saw a girl doing the deed on a guy in the woods. She did eventually ask the girl she saw about it, but being told that "that's not how you make babies, moron, [[SexForServices that's just how you get a new cell phone]]" just left her even more confused.

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* ''Webcomic/DoesNotPlayWellWithOthers'': As a child, Fran believed that you got pregnant by performing oral sex on a guy, guy since her mom's over-enthusiastic version of TheTalk just left her with the impression that "penises were involved somehow" and she later saw a girl doing the deed on a guy in the woods. She did eventually ask the girl she saw about it, but being told that "that's not how you make babies, moron, [[SexForServices that's just how you get a new cell phone]]" just left her even more confused.



* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''. The episode "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man" played with this. Steve gets caught holding hands with his crush, Betsy, by her parents who tell her "hand-holding leads to kissing which can get you pregnant". Later in the episode, Steve gives Roger CPR and wakes up the next morning [[MisterSeahorse pregnant]]. Roger, being an alien, as well as one of AmbiguousGender, reveals that his species reproduces through mouth-to-mouth contact, and he accidentally [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong put his spawn into Steve]]. Later, Steve kisses his crush, Betsy, the daughter of Stan's rival, Chuck White. The next morning he wakes up no longer pregnant. It turns out he transferred the spawn to her, and she's now pregnant (and convinced that kissing is how people normally get pregnant).

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* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''. The episode "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man" played with this. Steve gets caught holding hands with his crush, Betsy, crush Betsy by her parents who tell her "hand-holding leads to kissing which can get you pregnant". Later in the episode, Steve gives Roger CPR and wakes up the next morning [[MisterSeahorse pregnant]]. Roger, being an alien, as well as one of AmbiguousGender, reveals that his species reproduces through mouth-to-mouth contact, and he accidentally [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong put his spawn into Steve]]. Later, Steve kisses his crush, crush Betsy, the daughter of Stan's rival, rival Chuck White. The next morning he wakes up no longer pregnant. It turns out he transferred the spawn to her, and she's now pregnant (and convinced that kissing is how people normally get pregnant).



* Alfred Kinsey's studies on human sexual behavior in the 1940s and 50s revealed a lot of young people had false beliefs about pregnancy. One woman's mother first told her that women get pregnant by touching pinky fingers with men while sharing a hymnal.
* In his biography, Tom Sullivan reported being in the junior high and fearing he got a girl pregnant after dancing with her and "getting funny feelings". After talking it over during confession, the amused priest assured him that all he had felt was the perfectly normal sensation of getting an erection.

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* Alfred Kinsey's studies on human sexual behavior in the 1940s and 50s '50s revealed a lot of young people had false beliefs about pregnancy. One woman's mother first told her that women get pregnant by touching pinky fingers with men while sharing a hymnal.
* In his biography, Tom Sullivan reported being in the junior high and fearing he got a girl pregnant after dancing with her and "getting funny feelings". After talking it over during confession, the amused priest assured him that all he had felt was the perfectly normal sensation of getting an erection.



* This happens with the main couple of ''Manga/AkkanBaby''. As neither Shigeru or Yuki know what birth control is or what condoms are, nor did they learn what they are (their parents, we can guess, didn't [[TheTalk tell them]]), so, unsurprisingly, Shigeru gets pregnant. There's a page where they wonder how to read a pregnancy test.

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* This happens with the main couple of ''Manga/AkkanBaby''. As neither Shigeru or nor Yuki know knows what birth control is or what condoms are, nor did they learn what they are (their parents, we can guess, didn't [[TheTalk tell them]]), so, unsurprisingly, Shigeru gets pregnant. There's a page where they wonder how to read a pregnancy test.



* One of Jamaica's many Health Ministry charts advocating responsible sexual behavior shows two teenaged schoolkids, a boy and a girl, discussing having sex. The girl expresses concern that she could get pregnant, but the boy scoffs that that can't happen if they do the deed while standing up. One panel later, the girl informs the boy that she's pregnant, to which he callously answers, "For who? Not me!" (Charts of this nature are likely to be hung up in a high school guidance counselor's office, the better to help deter sexual activity among youngsters who ought to be abstaining from sex until they're old enough to handle the responsibility.)

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* One of Jamaica's many Health Ministry charts advocating responsible sexual behavior shows two teenaged teenage schoolkids, a boy and a girl, discussing having sex. The girl expresses concern that she could get pregnant, but the boy scoffs that that can't happen if they do the deed while standing up. One panel later, the girl informs the boy that she's pregnant, to which he callously answers, "For who? Not me!" (Charts of this nature are likely to be hung up in a high school guidance counselor's office, the better to help deter sexual activity among youngsters who ought to be abstaining from sex until they're old enough to handle the responsibility.)



* In ''Film/{{Old}}'', two 6 year old children rapidly age at a secluded beach, and after having sex, one of them, a girl named Kara gets pregnant, but she doesn't know about it (justified since she is still mentally 6 years old), she tells her mother that she got a "bit fat".

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* In ''Film/{{Old}}'', two 6 year old 6-year-old children rapidly age at a secluded beach, and after having sex, one of them, a girl named Kara gets pregnant, but she doesn't know about it (justified since she is still mentally 6 years old), she tells her mother that she got a "bit fat".



* There is an old joke about an old lady who house calls a veterinarian to inspect her female cat. She says that the cat suddenly became pregnant, despite never being allowed any contact with males. While the doctor inspects her, a large male cat suddenly enters the room. The doctor says "What are you surprised at, exactly? Here, you've got a tomcat living with you." The lady looks at him in horror and says: "You should be ''ashamed'', doctor. That's her '''brother'''!"

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* There is an old joke about an old lady who house calls house-calls a veterinarian to inspect her female cat. She says that the cat suddenly became pregnant, despite never being allowed any contact with males. While the doctor inspects her, a large male cat suddenly enters the room. The doctor says "What are you surprised at, exactly? Here, you've got a tomcat living with you." The lady looks at him in horror and says: "You should be ''ashamed'', doctor. That's her '''brother'''!"



* In ''No Motive'' by Creator/DaphneDuMaurier, a girl [[spoiler:gets raped while being passed out drunk]]. Shortly afterwards, it is revealed she is pregnant, and she is more shocked than everyone else, since she thinks you can only get pregnant when married and she doesn't remember the experience. She arrives at the idea that she is the second Virgin Mary, and doesn't understand why her father, a KnightTemplar vicar, is outraged.

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* In ''No Motive'' by Creator/DaphneDuMaurier, a girl [[spoiler:gets raped while being passed out drunk]]. Shortly afterwards, it is revealed she is pregnant, and she is more shocked than everyone else, else since she thinks you can only get pregnant when married and she doesn't remember the experience. She arrives at the idea that she is the second Virgin Mary, and doesn't understand why her father, a KnightTemplar vicar, is outraged.



* ''Film/{{Clueless}}''. There is an episode where the one-episode character, a tutor for the regulars, gets pregnant in such a situation. It's even brought up that while this girl was smart about school-things, she didn't have a clue about real life.

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* ''Film/{{Clueless}}''. There is an episode where the one-episode character, a tutor for the regulars, gets pregnant in such a situation. It's even brought up that while this girl was smart about school-things, school things, she didn't have a clue about real life.



* ''Series/FatherBrown'': In "The Kembleford Dragon", Pandora had been told be her aunt that she shouldn't kiss a man because she could 'get in the family way'. So she was very careful not to kiss Ben Webb while having sex with him. She returns to Kembleford pregnant.

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* ''Series/FatherBrown'': In "The Kembleford Dragon", Pandora had been told be by her aunt that she shouldn't kiss a man because she could 'get in the family way'. So she was very careful not to kiss Ben Webb while having sex with him. She returns to Kembleford pregnant.



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** A similar scenario appears in a later season when Kelso gets Brooke pregnant, that uses the "If you do it standing up myth." However, rather than you can't get pregnant, it's that the baby won't be a girl, according to [[TheDitz Kelso]].

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** A similar scenario appears in a later season when Kelso gets Brooke pregnant, that which uses the "If you do it standing up myth." up" myth. However, rather than you can't get pregnant, it's that the baby won't be a girl, according to [[TheDitz Kelso]].



* Episode 56 of ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'': After Goku confesses to Chi Chi that their week of near-nonstop sex[[note]]The price for allowing him to train Gohan for the Cell Games[[/note]] has left him "boned dry", Chi Chi tells him it's fine, because she already confirmed she was pregnant. Goku's response: A shocked '''''"HOW!"''''' Seconds later, he teleports into Bulma's lab at Capsule Corp.
--> '''Goku''': BULMA! SEX MAKES BABIES!
--> '''Bulma''': (As baby Trunks coos in the background) ...I'm well aware.

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* Episode 56 of ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'': After Goku confesses to Chi Chi that their week of near-nonstop sex[[note]]The price for allowing him to train Gohan for the Cell Games[[/note]] has left him "boned dry", Chi Chi tells him it's fine, fine because she already confirmed she was pregnant. Goku's response: A shocked '''''"HOW!"''''' Seconds later, he teleports into Bulma's lab at Capsule Corp.
--> '''Goku''': -->'''Goku''': BULMA! SEX MAKES BABIES!
--> '''Bulma''': -->'''Bulma''': (As baby Trunks coos in the background) ...I'm well aware.



** In a ''WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTramp'' parody within the episode "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS19E12LoveSpringfieldianStyle Love, Springfieldian Style]]", Vamp (a cross of Marge and Lady from ''Lady and the Tramp''), alone with Shady (Homer/Tramp) after a romantic dinner at Luigi's, tells Shady "I am in heat. That's the safe time, right?", to which Shady (presumably despite better knowledge) replies "Oh, the safest!" [[LawOfInverseFertility Predictably,]] Vamp gets pregnant.

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** In a ''WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTramp'' parody within the episode "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS19E12LoveSpringfieldianStyle Love, Springfieldian Style]]", Vamp (a cross of Marge and Lady from ''Lady and the Tramp''), alone with Shady (Homer/Tramp) after a romantic dinner at Luigi's, tells Shady "I am in heat. That's the safe time, right?", to which Shady (presumably despite better knowledge) replies "Oh, the safest!" [[LawOfInverseFertility Predictably,]] Predictably]], Vamp gets pregnant.
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* ''Film/{{Mermaids}}'', a 1990 film starring Music/{{Cher}}. The older daughter Charlotte thought she could get pregnant just by kissing a guy. She went to a gynecologist. Embarrassment in spades ensued.

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* ''Film/{{Mermaids}}'', ''Film/{{Mermaids|1990}}'', a 1990 film starring Music/{{Cher}}. The older daughter Charlotte thought she could get pregnant just by kissing a guy. She went to a gynecologist. Embarrassment in spades ensued.
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* ''Literature/TheSharingKnife'': Sunny tells Fawn this. She doesn't know if he was lying to get in her pants or if he actually believed it, but either way, it's a costly mistake.

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* ''Literature/TheSharingKnife'': Sunny tells Fawn this. she can't get pregnant her first time. She doesn't know if he was lying to get in her pants or if he actually believed it, but either way, it's a costly mistake.mistake (and one she acknowledges she really shouldn't have made, having grown up on a farm).
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* Rock legend Carole King married her first and most famous collaborator, Gerry Goffin, while both were still in their teens in 1959 because she was pregnant. It seems she believed she couldn't get pregnant if she only had sex during her period. (The result, Louise Goffin, is now a singer/songwriter in her own right.)
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** In one episode, Bart thinks he has gotten a girl pregnant by kissing and holding her hand at the same time, a case of PingPongNaivete.

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In one episode, an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', Bart thinks he has gotten a girl pregnant by kissing and holding her hand at the same time, a case of PingPongNaivete.



** A deleted scene from an episode where Lisa gets a crush on Nelson has her daydreaming about them being married with a baby. Nelson presents it to her and says, "Our love created it somehow."
** In a ''WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTramp'' parody within the episode "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS19E12LoveSpringfieldianStyle Love, Springfieldian Style]]", Vamp (a cross of Marge and Lady from ''Lady and the Tramp''), alone with Shady (Homer/Tramp) after a romantic dinner at Luigi's, tells Shady "I am in heat. That's the safe time, right?", to which Shady (presumably despite better knowledge) replies "Oh, the safest!" [[LawOfInverseFertility Predictably,]] Vamp gets pregnant.


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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** A deleted scene from an episode where Lisa gets a crush on Nelson has her daydreaming about them being married with a baby. Nelson presents it to her and says, "Our love created it somehow."
** In a ''WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTramp'' parody within the episode "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS19E12LoveSpringfieldianStyle Love, Springfieldian Style]]", Vamp (a cross of Marge and Lady from ''Lady and the Tramp''), alone with Shady (Homer/Tramp) after a romantic dinner at Luigi's, tells Shady "I am in heat. That's the safe time, right?", to which Shady (presumably despite better knowledge) replies "Oh, the safest!" [[LawOfInverseFertility Predictably,]] Vamp gets pregnant.
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Not to be confused with ButICantBePregnant, where there is normally a really good reason they shouldn't get pregnant (vasectomy, hostile uterus, slow sperm, [[MisterSeahorse being male]]), while ButWeUsedACondom can be related in two ways: either the users didn't know the basics of how to use a condom, or didn't know about the lack of 100% effectiveness of condoms (although in truth this is normally due to the former). The trope can also be used to justify the LawOfInverseFertility. Compare SexMiseducationClass, which is about bad or incompetent sex ed classes at school -- the two can overlap if the sex ed class gives straight-up wrong information. Also not to be confused with MissXPun, though this trope's name is an example.

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Not to be confused with ButICantBePregnant, where there is normally a really good reason they shouldn't get pregnant (vasectomy, hostile uterus, slow sperm, [[MisterSeahorse being male]]), while ButWeUsedACondom can be related in two ways: either the users didn't know the basics of how to use a condom, or didn't know about the lack of 100% effectiveness of condoms (although in truth this is normally due to the former). The trope can also be used to justify the LawOfInverseFertility. Compare SexMiseducationClass, which is about bad or incompetent sex ed classes at school -- the two can overlap if the sex ed class gives straight-up wrong information. Also not to be confused with MissXPun, though this trope's name is an example. PsychosexualHorror can be paired with this.
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* In ''LightNovel/ICouldntBecomeAHeroSoIReluctantlyDecidedToGetAJob'', Fino's father told her that women get pregnant if they sleep in the same room as a man, so she briefly panics and thinks she's pregnant after waking up in Raul's room (she went to his room half asleep in the middle of the night because he has a fan and she was hot) and Raul has to explain to her that she's not pregnant.

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* In ''LightNovel/ICouldntBecomeAHeroSoIReluctantlyDecidedToGetAJob'', ''Literature/ICouldntBecomeAHeroSoIReluctantlyDecidedToGetAJob'', Fino's father told her that women get pregnant if they sleep in the same room as a man, so she briefly panics and thinks she's pregnant after waking up in Raul's room (she went to his room half asleep in the middle of the night because he has a fan and she was hot) and Raul has to explain to her that she's not pregnant.
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* In ''LightNovel/AriaTheScarletAmmo'', Aria's father apparently told her that she would get pregnant if she kissed, which leads to this in episode 6:

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* ''LightNovel/TheRisingOfTheShieldHero'': While bathing in a hotspring said to grant luck to couples, Raphtalia fantasizes about kissing Naofumi and then protests that "If we kiss I'll get pregnant!" -- emphasizing that while she [[YoungerThanTheyLook has the body of an adult]] she still has the mind of a young teenager completely lacking in sex-ed.

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* ''LightNovel/TheRisingOfTheShieldHero'': ''Literature/TheRisingOfTheShieldHero'': While bathing in a hotspring said to grant luck to couples, Raphtalia fantasizes about kissing Naofumi and then protests that "If we kiss I'll get pregnant!" -- emphasizing that while she [[YoungerThanTheyLook has the body of an adult]] she still has the mind of a young teenager completely lacking in sex-ed.



* ''ComicBook/TheSandman''. The story arc, "A Game of You", Hazel got pregnant after having sex standing up, though she thought she wouldn't. Somewhat {{Justified|Trope}} in that she's a ButchLesbian, and hadn't had sex with a man before.

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* ''ComicBook/TheSandman''. The ''ComicBook/TheSandman1989'': In the story arc, arc "A Game of You", Hazel got gets pregnant after having sex standing up, though she thought she wouldn't. Somewhat {{Justified|Trope}} {{justified|Trope}} in that she's a ButchLesbian, and hadn't had sex with a man before.
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'''Dad:''' No, ''you'' were a blue light special at K-Mart. Almost as good, and a lot cheaper.

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'''Mom:''' ''[to Dad]'' Dear, what are you telling Calvin ''now?!''

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* In ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' Ms. Choksondik tells the girls in her Sex Ed class that the boy must ''always'' wear a condom or else they'll get nasty diseases and/or pregnant. She neglects to inform them that the boy and the girl also have to have sex, so all the girls refuse to associate with the boys at all unless they're wearing condoms at all times.

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Ms. Choksondik tells the girls in her Sex Ed class that the boy must ''always'' wear a condom or else they'll get nasty diseases and/or pregnant. She neglects to inform them that the boy and the girl also have to have sex, so all the girls refuse to associate with the boys at all unless they're wearing condoms at all times.times.
** In "Taming Strange", the Canadian Health Control Head believed queefing into a man's face results in having a baby because his wife told him that and he didn't know it was supposed to be sarcastic.

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* ''Series/{{Friends}}''. Monica and Chandler are going to adopt from a woman who is still pregnant with the child. They inquire about the father, who she reveals is one of two choices: one golden boy and one jail hound who murdered his own father with a shovel. They (especially Chandler) [[TurnOutLikeHisFather worry about the father-murderer choice]] until Monica discovers that the act she committed with him was ''not'' something that could get you pregnant.
-->'''Chandler:''' Was it the thing we rarely do or the the thing we NEVER do?\\
'''Monica:''' The thing we NEVER do.\\
'''Chandler:''' ''[with respect]'' Shovelly Joe...


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* ''Series/{{Friends}}''. Monica and Chandler are going to adopt from a woman who is still pregnant with the child. They inquire about the father, who she reveals is one of two choices: one golden boy and one jail-hound who murdered his own father with a shovel. They (especially Chandler) [[TurnOutLikeHisFather worry about the father-murderer choice]] until Monica discovers that the act she committed with him was ''not'' something that could get you pregnant.
-->'''Chandler:''' Was it the thing we rarely do or the the thing we NEVER do?\\
'''Monica:''' The thing we NEVER do.\\
'''Chandler:''' ''[with respect]'' Shovelly Joe...
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* This happens with the main couple of ''Manga/AkkanBaby''. As neither Shigeru or Yuki know what birth control is or what condoms are, nor did they learn what they are (their parents, we can guess, didn't [[TheTalk tell them]]), so, unsurprisingly, Shigeru gets pregnant. There's a page where they wonder how to read pregnancy test.

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* This happens with the main couple of ''Manga/AkkanBaby''. As neither Shigeru or Yuki know what birth control is or what condoms are, nor did they learn what they are (their parents, we can guess, didn't [[TheTalk tell them]]), so, unsurprisingly, Shigeru gets pregnant. There's a page where they wonder how to read a pregnancy test.
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* Luvelia in ''Manga/PeterGrillAndThePhilosophersTime''. She is completely ignorant of sex and still believes babies are delivered by storks. Peter attempted to give her TheTalk, but she wouldn't believe private parts are used for anything besides expelling waste.

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* In ''Film/{{Old}}'', two 6 year old children rapidly age at a secluded beach, and after having sex, one of them, a girl named Kara gets pregnant, but she doesn't know about it (justified since she is still mentally 6 years old), she tells her mother that she got a "bit fat".


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* In ''Film/{{Old}}'', two 6 year old children rapidly age at a secluded beach, and after having sex, one of them, a girl named Kara gets pregnant, but she doesn't know about it (justified since she is still mentally 6 years old), she tells her mother that she got a "bit fat".
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That's pretty much the opposite of sarcasm.


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--> '''Bulma''': (As baby Trunks coos in the background) [[SarcasmMode ...I'm well aware.]]

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--> '''Bulma''': (As baby Trunks coos in the background) [[SarcasmMode ...background) ...I'm well aware.]]
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* Episode 56 of ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'': After Goku confesses to Chi Chi that their week of near-nonstop sex[[note]]The price for allowing him to train Gohan for the Cell Games[[/note]] has left him "boned dry", Chi Chi tells him it's fine, because she already confirmed she was pregnant. Goku's response: A shocked '''''HOW!''''' Seconds later, he teleports into Bulma's lab at Capsule Corp.

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* Episode 56 of ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'': After Goku confesses to Chi Chi that their week of near-nonstop sex[[note]]The price for allowing him to train Gohan for the Cell Games[[/note]] has left him "boned dry", Chi Chi tells him it's fine, because she already confirmed she was pregnant. Goku's response: A shocked '''''HOW!''''' '''''"HOW!"''''' Seconds later, he teleports into Bulma's lab at Capsule Corp.
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* Episode 56 of ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'': After Goku confesses to Chi Chi that their week of near-nonstop sex[[note]]The price for allowing him to train Gohan for the Cell Games[[/note]] has left him "boned dry", Chi Chi tells him it's fine, because she already confirmed she was pregnant. Goku's response: A shocked '''''HOW!'''' Seconds later, he teleports into Bulma's lab at Capsule Corp.

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* Episode 56 of ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'': After Goku confesses to Chi Chi that their week of near-nonstop sex[[note]]The price for allowing him to train Gohan for the Cell Games[[/note]] has left him "boned dry", Chi Chi tells him it's fine, because she already confirmed she was pregnant. Goku's response: A shocked '''''HOW!'''' '''''HOW!''''' Seconds later, he teleports into Bulma's lab at Capsule Corp.
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* A rather rare example of the ''father'' not understanding how conception works occurs in ''Manga/{{Ooku}}: The Inner Chambers'': because his childhood was spent in a Buddhist monastery and the rest of his life in the all male harem, Gyokuei never learned that a woman has a limited amount of time to be able to bear children, hence him pushing his daughter Tsunayoshi into promiscuity to produce an heir to the shogunate - even after she reached menopause.

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* A rather rare example of the ''father'' not understanding how conception works occurs in ''Manga/{{Ooku}}: The Inner Chambers'': ''Manga/OokuTheInnerChambers'': because his childhood was spent in a Buddhist monastery and the rest of his life in the all male harem, Gyokuei never learned that a woman has a limited amount of time to be able to bear children, hence him pushing his daughter Tsunayoshi into promiscuity to produce an heir to the shogunate - even after she reached menopause.

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