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19th Jan '16 7:02:01 PM Sonofstranger
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* In the ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' [[GameMod mod,]] ''Uncle Sheogorath's Really Helpful Hints and Tips,'' Uncle Sheogorath shares this bit of wisdom: --> How many Jarls does it take to change an oil lamp? Just one. They're not complete idiots you know. What a strange question.
26th Dec '15 6:25:06 AM ironballs16
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* ''WebComic/DominicDeegan'' has Donovan crack one off to the orc shaman Thuen Gor: "How many Callanians does it take to install a lamp post? One - he sticks it in the ground and waits for the world to revolve around him."
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* ''WebComic/DominicDeegan'' has Donovan crack one off to the orc shaman Thuen Gor: "How many Callanians does it take to install a lamp post? One - he sticks it in the ground [[ItsAllAboutMe and waits for the world to revolve around him.him]]."
5th Oct '15 4:28:24 AM StarTropes
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* One episode of ''Series/NCISLosAngeles'' has Callen undercover as a disgraced sailor under arrest by an MP (played by Sam, also undercover). To keep up his JerkassFacade, Callen tells the following joke: "How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb? Fifty. One to change the bulb, and forty-nine to stand guard." --> '''Nate:''' That is the worst joke I have ever heard.
28th Aug '15 1:38:20 AM PehesIII
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Or even: ::'''Q''' How many tropers does it take to change a light bulb?\\ '''A''' One screws in the light bulb, another one holds the door if it's the light bulb of the Fridge, and a third one comes later to hang a lampshade on it.
24th Jun '15 9:23:19 PM PaulA
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[[/folder]] * ''LookWhosTalking'' included this exchange at the park:
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[[/folder]] * ''LookWhosTalking'' ''Film/LookWhosTalking'' included this exchange at the park:

'''Mikey''': Whatís a light bulb?\\ ''<>''\\ '''Park Baby 2''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I donít get it]].
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'''Mikey''': Whatís What's a light bulb?\\ ''<''(Mikey and Park Baby 1 laugh>>''\\ laugh.)''\\ '''Park Baby 2''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I donít don't get it]]. it.]] [[/folder]]
24th Jun '15 6:16:20 PM mkmckoy
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* ''LookWhosTalking'' included this exchange at the park: --> '''Mikey''': How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?\\ '''Park Baby 1''': How many?\\ '''Mikey''': Whatís a light bulb?\\ ''<>''\\ '''Park Baby 2''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I donít get it]].
9th May '15 9:30:52 AM JustHereToComment
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* ''WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown'': When it takes the characters in the film ''Bear'' until nightfall to change a flat tire on their car, Film Brain makes a joke about it. --> '''Film Brain:''' How many horror movie characters does it take to change a light bulb? None; [[TooDumbToLive they're all eviscerated.]]
5th Dec '14 2:34:11 PM Anarquistador
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* In ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' - Brian mentions that Peter doesn't have a great history when it comes to telling jokes. CutawayGag to Peter on the Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes, surrounded and held at gunpoint. --> '''Peter:''' How many dirty, stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One dirty, stinkin' ape to screw it in, and two dirty, stinkin' apes to throw feces at each other! --> ''(the apes cock their guns)''
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* In ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' - ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': ** Brian mentions that Peter doesn't have a great history when it comes to telling jokes. CutawayGag to Peter on the Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes, surrounded and held at gunpoint. --> ---> '''Peter:''' How many dirty, stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One dirty, stinkin' ape to screw it in, and two dirty, stinkin' apes to throw feces at each other! --> ---> ''(the apes cock their guns)''guns)'' ** A variation happens when Stewie, Brian, and Mort get transported back in time to Poland on the eve of WorldWarTwo, and their time machine breaks down: ---> '''Mort:''' Maybe someone can help us... ---> '''Stewie:''' Yeah, that's hilarious. How many Polacks does it take to fix a time machine?
2nd Dec '14 7:56:05 PM Aiguille
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* In the FilmOfTheBook of ''Film/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'', one of the questions proposed to the ultimate answer of Life, Universe, and Everything (FortyTwo) is that "How many vogons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
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* In the FilmOfTheBook of ''Film/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'', one of the questions proposed to the ultimate answer of Life, Universe, and Everything (FortyTwo) (JustForFun/FortyTwo) is that "How many vogons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
20th Oct '14 10:00:35 PM PaulA
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* ''ReturnToZork'' features one in an ancient jokebook, as translated by the Mayor of Shanbar. --> Q: How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? --> A: That's a hardware problem!
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* ''ReturnToZork'' ''VideoGame/ReturnToZork'' features one in an ancient jokebook, as translated by the Mayor of Shanbar. --> Q: -->Q: How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? --> lightbulb?\\ A: That's a hardware problem!
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