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* Issue 97 of ''ComicBook/WonderWoman1987'' has the Joker tell a lightbulb joke about the Amazons, stating that it takes twelve to change the lightbulb (one to hold the lightbulb and eleven to make the first one feel really good about herself). Diana later does a lightbulb joke at the Joker's expense during her resolve, stating that it takes five Jokers (one to break the lightbulb and four to run around killing everyone so that it doesn't matter if there is light).
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* ''Webcomic/{{Darken}}'': One of the {{Villain Protagonist}}s has, "How many [[ThePaladin Paladins]] does it take to change a candle? One to change it, one to 'uphold the {{Light|IsGood}}.'""

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* ''Webcomic/{{Darken}}'': One of the {{Villain Protagonist}}s has, "How many [[ThePaladin Paladins]] does it take to change a candle? One to change it, one to 'uphold the {{Light|IsGood}}.'""'"

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->''"How many members of a specified ethnic demographic does it take to change a light bulb?"''
->''"Ten-- one to screw in the light bulb and nine to act in a manner stereotypical of their ethnicity."''

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->''"How many members of a specified ethnic demographic does it take to change a light bulb?"''
->''"Ten--
bulb?"\\
"Ten--
one to screw in the light bulb and nine to act in a manner stereotypical of their ethnicity."''



-->How many Jacobans does it take to empty a chamberpot?
-->It depends on the current proclamation.

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-->How many Jacobans does it take to empty a chamberpot?
-->It
chamberpot?\\
It
depends on the current proclamation.



--> How many Peterans does it take to change a lightbulb?
--> Why use a lightbulb when there's a Jacoban Cathedral nearby?

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--> How -->How many Peterans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-->
lightbulb?\\
Why use a lightbulb when there's a Jacoban Cathedral nearby?



--> '''Garrus''': How many humans does it take to [[NoodleIncident activate a dormant]] [[PortalNetwork mass relay]]?
--> '''Joker''': 602. [[VastBureaucracy 600 to vote on it]], one to ask [[SpaceElves the asari]] for technical help, and one to request a seat on [[TheFederation the Council]] afterwards.

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--> '''Garrus''': -->'''Garrus''': How many humans does it take to [[NoodleIncident activate a dormant]] [[PortalNetwork mass relay]]?
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relay]]?\\
'''Joker''': 602. [[VastBureaucracy 600 to vote on it]], one to ask [[SpaceElves the asari]] for technical help, and one to request a seat on [[TheFederation the Council]] afterwards.



--> How many Jarls does it take to change an oil lamp? Just one. They're not complete idiots you know. What a strange question.

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--> How -->How many Jarls does it take to change an oil lamp? Just one. They're not complete idiots you know. What a strange question.



--> '''Terminus (Jotunn skin)''': "How many humans does it take to decorate a cake? [[BlackComedyCannibalism Twelve and three fourths]]."
--> '''Barik (Steel Forged skin)''': "How many dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb? Two! One to hold the lightbulb, and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!"

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--> '''Terminus -->'''Terminus (Jotunn skin)''': "How many humans does it take to decorate a cake? [[BlackComedyCannibalism Twelve and three fourths]]."
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"\\
'''Barik (Steel Forged skin)''': "How many dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb? Two! One to hold the lightbulb, and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!"


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* ''Webcomic/{{Darken}}'': One of the {{Villain Protagonist}}s has, "How many [[ThePaladin Paladins]] does it take to change a candle? One to change it, one to 'uphold the {{Light|IsGood}}.'""
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::'''Q''' How many AcceptableTargets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?\\

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::'''Q''' How many AcceptableTargets Acceptable Targets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?\\
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* ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' has [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/1416/ its own]] variation.

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* ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' has [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/1416/ its own]] variation.variation: one guy asks his friend to help him change a lightbulb, only for the other guy to ask if there's enough of them to do it properly.

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