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30th Apr '18 5:41:43 PM PaulA
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-->'''Creator/EdByrne''': How many [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon's]] does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - 10. One to change it and the other 9 to chastise him for performing such a menial task when he's a member of a [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy proud warrior race]].

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-->'''Creator/EdByrne''': -->'''Creator/EdByrne:''' How many [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon's]] Klingons]] does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - 10. One to change it and the other 9 to chastise him for performing such a menial task when he's a member of a [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy proud warrior race]].
30th Apr '18 3:12:23 AM jormis29
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* From "Unlikely Things To Hear In A Sci-Fi Movie" segement of ''Series/MockTheWeek''

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* From "Unlikely Things To Hear In A Sci-Fi Movie" segement segment of ''Series/MockTheWeek''
30th Apr '18 3:10:39 AM jormis29
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* From "Unlikely Things To Hear In A Sci-Fi Movie" segement of ''Series/MockTheWeek''
-->'''Creator/EdByrne''': How many [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon's]] does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - 10. One to change it and the other 9 to chastise him for performing such a menial task when he's a member of a [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy proud warrior race]].
29th Apr '18 11:32:14 PM RisefromYourGrave
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* The [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_in_Time_Is_Carmen_Sandiego Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego?]] video game had Good Guide Renée Santz try to tell Mona Lisa a joke ("How many ACME agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?"), to which Mona Lisa replies "What's a light bulb?"

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* The [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_in_Time_Is_Carmen_Sandiego 1997's ''[[VideoGame/WhereInTimeIsCarmenSandiego1997 Where In in Time Is is Carmen Sandiego?]] video game Sandiego?]]'' (a.k.a. ''Carmen Sandiego's Great Chase Through Time'') had Good Guide Renée Santz try to tell Mona Lisa a joke ("How many ACME agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?"), to which Mona Lisa replies "What's a light bulb?"
18th Mar '18 6:29:57 PM PaulA
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* In ''VideoGame/TheDarksideDetective'', [=McQueen=] attempts to tell Dooley a joke about how many police officers it takes to change a lightbulb, but is defeated by Dooley's literal-mindedness and gives up before delivering the punchline.
12th Jan '18 6:25:04 PM nombretomado
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'''A''' One, but someone will put the old bulb back with a JustifyingEdit.

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'''A''' One, but someone will put the old bulb back with a JustifyingEdit.
Administrivia/JustifyingEdit.
29th Aug '17 3:03:04 PM pvsage
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::'''Q''' How many tropers does it take to screw in a light bulb?\\
'''A''' Only two, but it would have to be a really big bulb.
29th Aug '17 2:48:53 PM pvsage
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It also has many variations (including noting the pun of "''DoubleEntendre screw]]").

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It also has many variations (including noting the pun of "''DoubleEntendre "[[DoubleEntendre screw]]").
29th Aug '17 2:48:25 PM pvsage
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It also has many variations (including noting the pun of "screw").

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It also has many variations (including noting the pun of "screw").
"''DoubleEntendre screw]]").
5th Aug '17 2:52:03 PM wingedcatgirl
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::'''Q''' How many (insert FunnyForeigner of choice here) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?\\

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::'''Q''' How many (insert FunnyForeigner of choice here) AcceptableTargets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?\\
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