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5th Aug '17 2:52:03 PM wingedcatgirl
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::'''Q''' How many (insert FunnyForeigner of choice here) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?\\

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::'''Q''' How many (insert FunnyForeigner of choice here) AcceptableTargets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?\\
25th Jun '17 6:39:05 PM PaulA
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* SergioAragones once drew a section called [[Magazine/{{MAD}} "A Mad Look at: Racism".]] One strip showed a bunch of white guys laughing as one of their friends told anti-semitic and anti-Mexican jokes. When he told the "How many Poles does it take to screw a lightbulb..." joke, [[HypocriticalHumor the other guys stop laughing and kick him out of the Polish restaurant.]]

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* SergioAragones Creator/SergioAragones once drew a section called [[Magazine/{{MAD}} "A Mad Look at: Racism".]] One strip showed a bunch of white guys laughing as one of their friends told anti-semitic and anti-Mexican jokes. When he told the "How many Poles does it take to screw a lightbulb..." joke, [[HypocriticalHumor the other guys stop laughing and kick him out of the Polish restaurant.]]
25th Jun '17 12:25:03 PM Lanes17B
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* ''Film/RasingArizona'' has Glen who likes to tell "Dumb Pollack" jokes including the "How many Pollacks does take to screw a ligthbulb..." joke. [[LaserGuidedKarma it comes back to bite him in the end when he tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket by telling the Polish-American traffic cop that pulled him over one of his jokes.]]

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* ''Film/RasingArizona'' ''Film/RaisingArizona'' has Glen who likes to tell "Dumb Pollack" jokes including the "How many Pollacks does take to screw a ligthbulb..." joke. [[LaserGuidedKarma it comes back to bite him in the end when he tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket by telling the Polish-American traffic cop that pulled him over one of his jokes.]]
25th Jun '17 12:24:39 PM Lanes17B
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* ''Film/RazingArizona'' has Glen who likes to tell "Dumb Pollack" jokes including the "How many Pollacks does take to screw a ligthbulb..." joke. [[LaserGuidedKarma it comes back to bite him in the end when he tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket by telling the Polish-American traffic cop that pulled him over one of his jokes.]]

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* ''Film/RazingArizona'' ''Film/RasingArizona'' has Glen who likes to tell "Dumb Pollack" jokes including the "How many Pollacks does take to screw a ligthbulb..." joke. [[LaserGuidedKarma it comes back to bite him in the end when he tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket by telling the Polish-American traffic cop that pulled him over one of his jokes.]]
25th Jun '17 12:24:02 PM Lanes17B
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* ''Film/RazingArizona'' has Glen who likes to tell "Dumb Pollack" jokes including the "How many Pollacks does take to screw a ligthbulb..." joke. [[LaserGuidedKarma it comes back to bite him in the end when he tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket by telling the Polish-American traffic cop that pulled him over one of his jokes.]]
25th Jun '17 12:16:35 PM Lanes17B
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* SergioAragones once drew a section called [[Magazine/{{MAD}} "A Mad Look at: Racism".]] One strip showed a bunch of white guys laughing as one of their friends told anti-semitic and anti-Mexican jokes. When he told the "How many Poles does it take to screw a lightbulb..." joke, [[HypocriticalHumor the other guys stop laughing and kick him out of the Polish restaurant.]]
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25th Jun '17 11:12:24 AM nombretomado
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** A variation happens when Stewie, Brian, and Mort get transported back in time to Poland on the eve of WorldWarTwo, and their time machine breaks down:

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** A variation happens when Stewie, Brian, and Mort get transported back in time to Poland on the eve of WorldWarTwo, UsefulNotes/WorldWarII, and their time machine breaks down:
9th Jun '17 12:48:48 PM HiddenWindshield
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** Another one, in which a Centauri pokes semi-bitter fun at [[VestigialEmpire his people's]] nostalgia for their past:
-->'''Londo Mollari''': How many [[VestigialEmpire Centauri]] does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one. But, in the [[GloryDays grand old days of the Republic]], hundreds of servants would change thousands of light bulbs at our slightest whim!

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** Another one, in which a Centauri Londo Mollari pokes semi-bitter fun at [[VestigialEmpire his people's]] own people's nostalgia for their past:
-->'''Londo Mollari''': -->'''Mollari''': How many [[VestigialEmpire Centauri]] does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one. But, in the [[GloryDays grand old days of the Republic]], hundreds of servants would change thousands of light bulbs at our slightest whim!
9th Jun '17 12:33:02 PM HiddenWindshield
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-->'''Q''' How many [[HeavyWorlder Jinxians]] does it take to paint a skyscraper?

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-->'''Q''' How many [[HeavyWorlder Jinxians]] Jinxians]][[note]]Short but freakishly strong race[[/note]] does it take to paint a skyscraper?



** For those who don't know, Jinxians are fairly short and freakishly strong, having come from a high-gravity world.
4th Mar '17 12:09:27 PM luiz4200
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* ''ComicBook/TeenTitansGo'': Mumbo Jumbo asks "How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?" and answers "Depends what you want it changed to!"
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