History Main / KungfuJesus

* Kung Fu Jesus actually makes an appearance in the kung fu film ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fiYhoJl78o Legend of the Liquid Sword]]'', where he descends with a cross and defeats the villains with his "Jesus punches". [[spoiler: It's actually a main character dressed as Jesus and armed with explosives, but it still qualifies. In the context of the film it's still pretty much a BigLippedAlligatorMoment.]]

* Kung Fu Jesus actually makes an appearance in the kung fu film ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fiYhoJl78o Legend of the Liquid Sword]]'', where he descends with a cross and defeats the villains with his "Jesus punches". [[spoiler: It's actually a main character dressed as Jesus, but it still qualifies. In the context of the film it's still pretty much a BigLippedAlligatorMoment.]]

-->-- '''AvatarTheAbridgedSeries'''

->''Jesus is back -- and this time, he's pissed off!''
-->-- '''BillHicks'''

* The flash 'Madness' involves Jesus quite extensively from making zombies to kill the protagonist to murderizing mooks with a massive smith and wesson and a sniper rifle. He also has a sword marked 3:16, this passage being "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."

* Kung Fu Jesus actually makes an appearance in the kung fu film ''[[[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fiYhoJl78o Legend of the Liquid Sword]]'', where he descends with a cross and defeats the villains with his "Jesus punches". [[spoiler: It's actually a main character dressed as Jesus, but it still qualifies. In the context of the film it's still pretty much a BigLippedAlligatorMoment.]]

A NewMedia and comedy trope in which Jesus is depicted doing very, ''very'' [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome awesome]] deeds that somehow were never recorded in the Bible. May involve Jesus being a BadAss, or just generally doing something [[RuleOfCool really cool]].

** Raoh, ironically, fits this trope the best in this franchise. Having [[LoveRedeems learnt what it means to love,]] he sleflessly gives his life to heaven to bring Light and Hope to a world torn asunder by nuclear fire.

** And of course, there's Rei, the Star of Justice who must life and die for others, and his best friend Shu, the Star of Benevolence who ''literally'' bore a cross of ''stone'' to his death for the sake of thousands of children.

** And of course, there's Rei, the Star of Justice who must life and die for others, and his best friend Shu, the Star of Benevolence who bears a cross to his death for the sake of thousands of children.

--> ''"Imagine if Jesus knew kung-fu; that's what everybody is dealing with."''\\
- John Morrison, ''ECW on Sci-Fi''

->''Jesus is back - and this time, he's pissed off!''
->--'''BillHicks'''

* The comic book, ''{{Jesus Hates Zombies}}'' Jesus Christ was resurrected to save the world from zombies. He kinda lacks his normal powers since his powers is based off of faith so right now, he's {{badass normal}}.

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--> "Turn the other cheek is really showing class, but I really think it's sexy when he kick's Satan's ass! Kicks Satan's ass! Kicks Satan's ass!"

* ''ParadiseLost'' has Jesus (referred to as the "Son of God", because He hasn't been born as a human yet) take part in the third day of the war in heaven. After two days of deadlock between the two angel armies, the Son takes the field and single-handedly drives Satan and his entire army into Hell, making this... [[OlderThanSteam you know what.]]

*** I always pictured it as Jesus summoning forth a sword from His mouth, swinging one wide blow and wiping out the entire army with the shockwave it produces. Whatever, it's still the AwesomeMomentOfCrowning for the King of Kings.

* The Axis of Awesome song ''WWJD?'' describes Jesus as "a zombie wizard who also knows kung fu," and is described as having killed Judas with his [[EyeBeams laser vision]] and [[{{Superman}} saved Lois Lane by flying round the world backwards]]. Also, he is the lead singer of [[{{Kiss}} Kiss]].

*** Watch your [[HypocriticalHumor F* CKIN' LANGUAGE!!!]]
* TheNostalgiaCritic has been seen countering with [[{{Cloverfield}} Robotic Donkey Kong Jesus Riding a Puff of Smoke.]] And now, all praise the [[{{BadAssSanta}} Santa Christ!]]
** the interesting thing with Santa Christ is that he's memetically ''nice'' as well as [[MemeticBadass Memetically badass.]] He will destroy evil. And then give everyone else ice cream.

** I think this paragraph kinda {{Mind Screw}}ed me.

** Don't forget the book of Revelation, in which a figure (commonly believed by some circles to be Jesus), [[{{Heavy Mithril}} descends from heaven wearing a blood-soaked robe, wielding a double edged sword, leading the armies of heaven in the battle of Armageddon]].

* According to Islam, two of the major signs that the Day of Judgement (''Yawm ad-Din'') is fast approaching are 1) the appearance of an [[TheAntiChrist Antichrist]] or false messiah (''ad-Dajjal''), followed by 2) the return of Jesus, who will then [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome kill the Antichrist]], end all wars, and preside over a period of total peace and prosperity...until [[spoiler: God knocks down [[SealedEvilInACan the wall that confines the tribes of ''yahjuj'' (Gog) and ''mahjuj'' (Magog)]] and [[ZombieApocalypse they ravage the Earth and even (successfullly) attack "the people who live in the sky."]]]] Really.

* I-Mockery's ''[[http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/santa-fu/ Santa-Fu]]'' features a literal example as well as a [[spoiler:[[MemeticMutation Kung-Fu Raptor Jesus]]]].

* How did you all miss chaos from ''[[XenoSaga Xenosaga]]''? He's implied to be the literal Jesus Christ ''and'' fights with his fists and legs.
** And he [[CutscenePowerToTheMax destroied Gnosis by touching it with bare hand.]]

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* [[http://www.badkarmaproductions.com/jc/ Jesus Christ: In the Name of the Gun]] - Where else can you see a [[{{Ruleofcool}} gun-toting Jesus partner up with a time traveling Ernest Hemingway]] to [[{{TheyFightCrime}} fight Nazis]], Mutants, and a massive [[{{HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct}} Were-Hitler?]]

* The page title for the index page of ''ErrantStory'' changes regularly, but for a while it said "We now return to the Adventures of Kung-Fu Jesus and His [[InstantAwesomeJustAddMecha Amazing Giant Robot.]]"

* In a ''FamilyGuy'' episode, it turned out the sequel to ''The Passion of the Christ'' was an action film, where Jesus was a gun-toting cop.

* A popular FanNickname for Aang from ''AvatarTheLastAirbender'' is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSwNcdJG6AI "Kung Fu Action Jesus".]]

* One maker of LetsPlay videos is named Kung Fu Jesus.
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* NostalgiaCritic has been seen countering with [[{{Cloverfield}} Robotic Donkey Kong Jesus Riding a Puff of Smoke.]] And now, all praise the [[{{BadAssSanta}} Santa Christ!]]

--> "Turn the other cheek is really showing class, but I really think it's sexy when he kick's Satan's ass! Kicks Satan's ass! icks Satan's ass!"

* Aslan (read: cosplaying Furry Jesus) personally chomps the White Witch to death in ''[[{{Narnia}} The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe]]''.

** And of course, there's Shu, the Star of Benevolence who bears a cross to his death for the sake of thousands of children.

*In ''ShamanKing'', God is also known as the Great Spirit, the ultimate spirit who can only be channeled by the victor of the Shaman Fight. So, if God is the Great Spirit, does that mean? Yes. Jesus was the victor of a Shaman Fight. This is implied to have been over Hao. BadAss.
** Actually, it specifically CAN'T have been over Hao, since Hao is 'only' 1000 years old. Still BadAss, though.
*** In the manga, Manta hypothesizes that Jesus may have been a previous winner of the Shaman Fight, as well as Buddha.