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19th Jun '16 7:58:36 AM DrFraud
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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10142174/7/Sword-of-Slytherin Sword of Slytherin]], a ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' fic'':

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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10142174/7/Sword-of-Slytherin Sword of Slytherin]], a ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' fic'':Slytherin]]'':



* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10602908/16/Transmuting-Freedom Transmuting Freedom]]'', another ''Harry Potter'' fic, Voldemort and Lucius Malfoy get ahold of some highly restricted (and dangerous) files and most of the hostages needed to conduct a ritual mentioned in them.

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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10602908/16/Transmuting-Freedom Transmuting Freedom]]'', another ''Harry Potter'' fic, Freedom]]'' Voldemort and Lucius Malfoy get ahold of some highly restricted (and dangerous) files and most of the hostages needed to conduct a ritual mentioned in them.


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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6035532/2/Souls-Abound Souls Abound]]'':
-->'''[=McGonagall=]:''' I never thought I would ever utter these words but perhaps Sibyll has the right idea. Get the hell out of Hogwarts.
5th Jun '16 8:48:05 PM Eddy1215
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* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' has the season 6 episode [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS6E5GauntletOfFire "Gauntlet of Fire"]]. At one point, several dragons discuss what they'll do if they become the new Dragon Lord; one female [[{{Gasshole}} wants to make burping an official greeting]], a male wants to [[MundaneLuxury steal Equestria's supply of pillows so dragons don't have to sleep on rocks anymore]] and Garble, a male bully seen in an early episode, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking wants to loot and pillage Equestria before razing it to the ground]]. Cue [[ProperLady Rarity]]:

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* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' has the season 6 episode [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS6E5GauntletOfFire "Gauntlet of Fire"]]. At one point, several dragons discuss what they'll do if they become the new Dragon Lord; one female [[{{Gasshole}} wants to make burping an official greeting]], a male wants to [[MundaneLuxury steal Equestria's supply of pillows so dragons don't have to sleep on rocks anymore]] and Garble, a male bully seen in an early episode, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking [[BreadEggsMilkSquick wants to loot and pillage Equestria before razing it to the ground]]. Cue [[ProperLady Rarity]]:
20th May '16 11:20:43 AM FordPrefect
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** From the episode "[[/Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS5E9ListeningToFear Listening to Fear]]":

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** From the episode "[[/Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS5E9ListeningToFear "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS5E9ListeningToFear Listening to Fear]]":
30th Apr '16 4:14:02 AM john_e
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** Episode 4 of the serial "[[ecap/DoctorWhoS4E5TheUnderwaterMenace The Underwater Menace]]":

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** Episode 4 of the serial "[[ecap/DoctorWhoS4E5TheUnderwaterMenace "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS4E5TheUnderwaterMenace The Underwater Menace]]":
27th Apr '16 2:28:08 PM MarkLungo
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* ''Series/{{Life on Mars|2006}}'' - ByTheBookCop Sam Tyler and his OldFashionedCopper boss Gene Hunt have this memorable reversal of roles when discussing how to get information out of a suspect

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* ''Series/{{Life on Mars|2006}}'' ''Series/LifeOnMars2006'' - ByTheBookCop Sam Tyler and his OldFashionedCopper boss Gene Hunt have this memorable reversal of roles when discussing how to get information out of a suspect



** From the episode "Listening to Fear":
--->'''Xander:''' I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a killer snot monster.\\

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** From the episode "Listening "[[/Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS5E9ListeningToFear Listening to Fear":
--->'''Xander:'''
Fear]]":
-->'''Xander:'''
I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a killer snot monster.\\



* One of the [[LaResistance Polish partisans]] in the German WorldWarII MiniSeries ''[[Series/UnsereMuetterUnsereVaeter Unsere Mütter, unsere Väter]]'' says to Viktor:

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* One of the [[LaResistance Polish partisans]] in the German WorldWarII UsefulNotes/WorldWarII MiniSeries ''[[Series/UnsereMuetterUnsereVaeter Unsere Mütter, unsere Väter]]'' says to Viktor:



** Bart, when he becomes famous as "the I-Didn't-Do-It Boy" and the whole class is waiting for him to say his line:

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** Bart, when he In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS5E12BartGetsFamous Barr Gets Famous]]", Bart becomes famous as "the I-Didn't-Do-It [[CatchPhrase I-Didn't-Do-It]] Boy" and the whole class is waiting for him to say his line:line.



** In "PTV", Lois says this when she admits Peter was right about the FCC.

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** In "PTV", "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS4E14PTV PTV]]", Lois says this when she admits Peter was right about the FCC.



* In the 2012 version of ''WesternAnimation/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|2012}}'', Splinter has a moment of this.

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* In the 2012 version of ''WesternAnimation/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|2012}}'', ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012'', Splinter has a moment of this.



-->'''Rarity:''' Ooh... ICantBelieveImSayingThis, but I hope that ''burping dragon'' wins.

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-->'''Rarity:''' Ooh... ICantBelieveImSayingThis, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I hope that ''burping dragon'' wins.
27th Apr '16 2:14:16 PM MarkLungo
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* From ''Fanfic/GameTheoryFanFic'':
--> '''Fate:''' I never thought I'd say this, [[MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha Nanoha]], but I think you should have used more firepower when you shot it the first time.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10142174/7/Sword-of-Slytherin Sword of Slytherin]]'':

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* From ''Fanfic/GameTheoryFanFic'':
''Fanfic/GameTheoryFanFic'', a ''Franchise/LyricalNanoha'' fic:
--> '''Fate:''' I never thought I'd say this, [[MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha Nanoha]], Nanoha, but I think you should have used more firepower when you shot it the first time.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10142174/7/Sword-of-Slytherin Sword of Slytherin]]'':Slytherin]], a ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' fic'':



* ''Fanfic/REPIsMagic'' opened with this in its author note:
--> Hello all. I wish to tell a My Little Pony story. Heh, those are nine words that I never thought I would utter in my lifetime.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10602908/16/Transmuting-Freedom Transmuting Freedom]]'' Voldemort and Lucius Malfoy get ahold of some highly restricted (and dangerous) files and most of the hostages needed to conduct a ritual mentioned in them.

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* ''Fanfic/REPIsMagic'' opened with this in its author note:
--> Hello all. I wish to tell a My Little Pony story. Heh, those are nine words that I never thought I would utter in my lifetime.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10602908/16/Transmuting-Freedom Transmuting Freedom]]'' Freedom]]'', another ''Harry Potter'' fic, Voldemort and Lucius Malfoy get ahold of some highly restricted (and dangerous) files and most of the hostages needed to conduct a ritual mentioned in them.



* ''Fanfic/REPIsMagic'', a ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fic, opened with this in its author note:
--> Hello all. I wish to tell a ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' story. Heh, those are nine words that I never thought I would utter in my lifetime.



* ''Series/{{The Office|US}}'' (American) episode "Weight Loss"

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* ''Series/{{The Office|US}}'' (American) ''Series/TheOfficeUS'' episode "Weight Loss"Loss":



* ''Series/AsTimeGoesBy'' episode "What Now?"

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* ''Series/AsTimeGoesBy'' episode "What Now?"Now?":



** Episode 4 of the serial "The Underwater Menace":

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** Episode 4 of the serial "The "[[ecap/DoctorWhoS4E5TheUnderwaterMenace The Underwater Menace":Menace]]":



** From "World War III":

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** From "World "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E5WorldWarThree World War III":Three]]":



* ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' episode "Dear Doctor":

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* ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' episode "Dear Doctor":"[[Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS01E13DearDoctor Dear Doctor"]]:



* ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' episode "What You Leave Behind"

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* ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' episode "What "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E25E26WhatYouLeaveBehind What You Leave Behind"Behind]]":



* ''Series/{{The Office|UK}}'' (British) episode "Training" -- this is moments after Gareth has revealed that he has a lesbian {{Twincest}} fantasy.

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* ''Series/{{The Office|UK}}'' (British) ''Series/TheOfficeUK'' episode "Training" -- this is moments after Gareth has revealed that he has a lesbian {{Twincest}} fantasy.
18th Apr '16 8:06:49 PM WanderingBrowser
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* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' has the season 6 episode [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS6E5GauntletOfFire "Gauntlet of Fire"]]. At one point, several dragons discuss what they'll do if they become the new Dragon Lord; one female [[{{Gasshole}} wants to make burping an official greeting]], a male wants to [[MundaneLuxury steal Equestria's supply of pillows so dragons don't have to sleep on rocks anymore]] and Garble, a male bully seen in an early episode, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking wants to loot and pillage Equestria before razing it to the ground]]. Cue [[ProperLady Rarity]]:
-->'''Rarity:''' Ooh... ICantBelieveImSayingThis, but I hope that ''burping dragon'' wins.
18th Apr '16 1:20:02 PM StFan
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* ''Film/FrenchKiss''

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* ''Film/FrenchKiss''''Film/FrenchKiss'':



* ''Film/HalfBaked''

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* ''Film/HalfBaked''''Film/HalfBaked'':



* ''Film/HighFidelity''

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* ''Film/HighFidelity''''Film/HighFidelity'':



* ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd''
-->'''Captain Jack Sparrow:''' I agree with -- and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth -- [[spoiler: Captain Swann]]. We must fight...[[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat to run away]].

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* ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd''
''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd'':
-->'''Captain Jack Sparrow:''' I agree with -- and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth -- [[spoiler: Captain Swann]]. We must fight... [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat to run away]].



* In ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'', The Gatekeeper in ''Summer Knight'' can't believe he's saying "What the Council doesn't know won't hurt it".
** Also from ''Turn Coat'':

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* In ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'', ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'':
**
The Gatekeeper in ''Summer Knight'' ''Literature/SummerKnight'' can't believe he's saying "What the Council doesn't know won't hurt it".
** Also from ''Turn Coat'': ''Literature/TurnCoat'':



* In ''[[Discworld/TheFifthElephant The Fifth Elephant]]'', Lord Vetinari: "I swore I'd never say this, but send for Sergeant Colon. Promotion, alas, awaits."

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* In ''[[Discworld/TheFifthElephant ''Discworld/TheFifthElephant The Fifth Elephant]]'', Lord Vetinari: "I Elephant'':
-->'''Lord Vetinari:''' I
swore I'd never say this, but send for Sergeant Colon. Promotion, alas, awaits."



--->'''Nyx:''' Somebody give me some light!
--->'''Nyx:''' [[LampshadeHanging Gah! I can't believe I said that!]]

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--->'''Nyx:''' -->'''Nyx:''' Somebody give me some light!
--->'''Nyx:'''
light!\\
'''Nyx:'''
[[LampshadeHanging Gah! I can't believe I said that!]]



* Episode 4 of the ''Series/DoctorWho'' serial ''The Underwater Menace''.
-->'''Jamie [=McCrimmon=]:''' You know I never thought I'd say this, but well it's great.

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* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
**
Episode 4 of the ''Series/DoctorWho'' serial ''The "The Underwater Menace''.
-->'''Jamie
Menace":
--->'''Jamie
[=McCrimmon=]:''' You know I never thought I'd say this, but well it's great.great.
** From "World War III":
--->'''The Doctor:''' Mickey... and I may choke before finishing this sentence... I need you.



---> '''Cat:''' You know I'd rather wear sideways-pressed flares and a clip-on polyester tie than agree with goalpost-head, but this time, he's right.
* ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' episode "Dear Doctor"

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---> '''Cat:''' --->'''Cat:''' You know I'd rather wear sideways-pressed flares and a clip-on polyester tie than agree with goalpost-head, but this time, he's right.
* ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' episode "Dear Doctor"Doctor":



* ''Series/MidsomerMurders'' episode "The Magician's Nephew"

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* ''Series/MidsomerMurders'' episode "The Magician's Nephew"Nephew":



* ''Series/PrisonBreak'' episode "First Down"

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* ''Series/PrisonBreak'' episode "First Down"Down":



* ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''

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* ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'':



* ''Series/{{That 70s Show}}''

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* ''Series/{{That 70s Show}}''''Series/That70sShow'':



--->'''Red:''' I never thought I'd say this. I'm glad you're my friend.
--->'''Bob:''' Red, I never thought I'd say this, you smell nice.
* ''Series/{{The Office|UK}}'' (British) episode "Training"

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--->'''Red:''' I never thought I'd say this. I'm glad you're my friend.
--->'''Bob:'''
friend.\\
'''Bob:'''
Red, I never thought I'd say this, you smell nice.
* ''Series/{{The Office|UK}}'' (British) episode "Training""Training" -- this is moments after Gareth has revealed that he has a lesbian {{Twincest}} fantasy.



** This is moments after Gareth has revealed that he has a lesbian {{Twincest}} fantasy.



* ''Series/KenanAndKel'' were once arguing about who was the best superhero: Skunkator or Mothman. Roger Rockmore agreed with Kel and [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded the trope]] by admitting how odd the idea of him agreeing with Kel sounded.

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* ''Series/KenanAndKel'' ''Series/KenanAndKel'': They were once arguing about who was the best superhero: Skunkator or Mothman. Roger Rockmore agreed with Kel and [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded the trope]] by admitting how odd the idea of him agreeing with Kel sounded.



* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

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* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':



'''Giles:''' Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. ...I did not say that.

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'''Giles:''' Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. ...space.... I did not say that.



* ''Series/DoctorWho'', from "World War III":
-->'''Doctor:''' Mickey... and I may choke before finishing this sentence... I need you.



* ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars: {{Transformers}}'' episode "Crossing the Rubicon"

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* ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars: {{Transformers}}'' Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' episode "Crossing the Rubicon"Rubicon":



* ''[[WesternAnimation/KaputAndZosky Kaput and Zosky: The Ultimate Obliterators]]'' episode "Me, Me, Me!"
-->'''Zosky:''' [Having escaped his enraged clones] I never thought I'd say this, but it feels good to get away from myself!
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode "Krab Borg/Rock-a-Bye Bivalve"
-->'''Squidward:''' I never thought I'd say this, but [=SpongeBob=], let's get that poop.
** Also in the episode 'Born Again Krabs':
-->'''Squidward:''' Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but ''how'' could you trade Spongebob for '''62 cents?!'''
-->'''Mr. Krabs:''' (examines coins) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You think I could've gotten more?]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "Dangerous Curves":
-->'''Homer:''' I never thought I'd say this, but [mumbling to himself] stupid Flanders.

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* ''[[WesternAnimation/KaputAndZosky Kaput and Zosky: The Ultimate Obliterators]]'' Obliterators]]'', episode "Me, Me, Me!"
Me!":
-->'''Zosky:''' [Having (''having escaped his enraged clones] clones'') I never thought I'd say this, but it feels good to get away from myself!
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'':
** Episode
"Krab Borg/Rock-a-Bye Bivalve"
-->'''Squidward:'''
Bivalve":
--->'''Squidward:'''
I never thought I'd say this, but [=SpongeBob=], let's get that poop.
** Also in the episode 'Born "Born Again Krabs':
-->'''Squidward:'''
Krabs":
--->'''Squidward:'''
Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but ''how'' could you trade Spongebob [=SpongeBob=] for '''62 cents?!'''
-->'''Mr.
cents?!'''\\
'''Mr.
Krabs:''' (examines coins) (''examines coins'') [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You think I could've gotten more?]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** Episode
"Dangerous Curves":
-->'''Homer:''' --->'''Homer:''' I never thought I'd say this, but [mumbling to himself] stupid Flanders.



--> '''Bart:''' I can't believe I'm saying this, but...shouldn't we be learning something?

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--> '''Bart:''' --->'''Bart:''' I can't believe I'm saying this, but...but... shouldn't we be learning something?



* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode "Hell Comes to Quahog":
-->'''Peter:''' Meg, that was a wonderful thing you just did for me. I can't believe this is coming out of my mouth, but... I love y- ''(interrupted by a tank crashing into the building)''

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* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
** Episode
"Hell Comes to Quahog":
-->'''Peter:''' --->'''Peter:''' Meg, that was a wonderful thing you just did for me. I can't believe this is coming out of my mouth, but... I love y- ''(interrupted y-- (''interrupted by a tank crashing into the building)''building'')



-->'''Lois:''' I can't believe I'm saying this, but Peter, I think you were right.

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-->'''Lois:''' --->'''Lois:''' I can't believe I'm saying this, but Peter, I think you were right.



--> '''Fanboy''': I'm about to say two words I never thought I'd say... let's study!

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--> '''Fanboy''': -->'''Fanboy:''' I'm about to say two words I never thought I'd say... let's study!



* In the most recent version of ''[[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'', Splinter has a moment of this.
-->'''Splinter''': You made a wise decision, [[TheDitz Michelangelo.]]
-->'''Turtles''': ''Huh?''
-->'''Splinter''': Yes, I never thought I'd hear myself say that, either.

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* In the most recent 2012 version of ''[[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012 Teenage ''WesternAnimation/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'', Turtles|2012}}'', Splinter has a moment of this.
-->'''Splinter''': -->'''Splinter:''' You made a wise decision, [[TheDitz Michelangelo.]]
-->'''Turtles''': ''Huh?''
-->'''Splinter''':
]]\\
'''Turtles:''' ''Huh?''\\
'''Splinter:'''
Yes, I never thought I'd hear myself say that, either.



-->'''Tweety''': "You're a genius, puddy tat! <beat> Whoa! I can't believe I just said that!"
* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' had an episode where Timmy says:
-->'''Timmy''': I can't believe I'm saying this, but Mr. Crocker, [[SuddenlyShouting YOU ARE THE BEST TEACHER EVER!]]

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-->'''Tweety''': "You're -->'''Tweety:''' You're a genius, puddy tat! <beat> (''beat'') Whoa! I can't believe I just said that!"
that!
* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' had has an episode where Timmy says:
-->'''Timmy''': -->'''Timmy:''' I can't believe I'm saying this, but Mr. Crocker, [[SuddenlyShouting YOU ARE THE BEST TEACHER EVER!]]
9th Mar '16 5:52:37 PM tiiger
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* This is how Creator/JohnOliver introduced the story on Donald Trump in the third season of ''Series/LastWeekTonight''.

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* This is how Creator/JohnOliver introduced the ''Series/LastWeekTonight'': "I can't believe I'm saying this, but tonight's main story on Donald Trump in the third season of ''Series/LastWeekTonight''.is about Creator/DonaldTrump."
7th Mar '16 3:12:21 AM tiiger
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* This is how Creator/JohnOliver introduced the story on Donald Trump in the third season of ''Series/LastWeekTonight''.
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