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16th Feb '17 6:49:50 AM a83hg
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* The ''Website/GoAnimate'' "fandom" readily enjoy abusing WesternAnimation/{{Caillou}} and [[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Dora]]. While the videos portray the two kids as nasty brats, their punishments are so over the top that it practically CrossesTheLineTwice.


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* The ''Website/GoAnimate'' "fandom" readily enjoy abusing WesternAnimation/{{Caillou}} and [[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Dora]]. While the videos portray the two kids as nasty brats, their punishments are so over the top that it practically CrossesTheLineTwice.
24th Jan '17 12:02:50 PM gb00393
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* ''Series/GameOfThrones'': Joffrey getting slapped is a RunningGag for the first two seasons. It drops off as he matures and his insanity grows more dangerous.
13th Jan '17 8:21:18 PM Trevorg2000
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* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'': Confirmed by WordOfGod in [[http://www.paradoxspace.com/quality-time/6 this]] ''Paradox Space'' story. Dave Strider was raised by his [[McNinja rapping hipster ninja]] brother, known only as "Bro," who decorates their apartment with pornographic puppets and swords, kicks Dave's ass regularly ''[[MarionetteMaster with a puppet]]'' to "toughen him up", and once threw infant Dave off a roof to [[DieOrFly teach him how to]] FlashStep. If there was any question as to how badly this has messed with Dave's head, [[spoiler:Bro's favorite puppet, [[DemonicDummy Lil' Cal]], is, due to [[StableTimeLoop Weird Time Shit]] and some meddling by [[MonsterClown Gamzee]], a ''manifestation of Dave's nightmares from living with Lil' Cal'']]. It gets even HarsherInHindsight when the [[CosmicRetcon Universe B2]] incarnation of Bro is adamantly against ever having kids. Partly because he's [[StraightGay not into girls]], and partly because [[LampshadeHanging he thinks he'd be a terrible parent]].

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* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'': Confirmed by WordOfGod in [[http://www.paradoxspace.com/quality-time/6 this]] ''Paradox Space'' story. Dave Strider was raised by his [[McNinja rapping hipster ninja]] brother, known only as "Bro," who decorates their apartment with pornographic puppets and swords, kicks Dave's ass regularly ''[[MarionetteMaster with a puppet]]'' to "toughen him up", and once threw infant Dave off a roof to [[DieOrFly teach him how to]] FlashStep. If there was any question as to how badly this has messed with Dave's head, [[spoiler:Bro's favorite puppet, [[DemonicDummy Lil' Cal]], is, due to [[StableTimeLoop Weird Time Shit]] and some meddling by [[MonsterClown Gamzee]], a ''manifestation of Dave's nightmares from living with Lil' Cal'']]. It gets even HarsherInHindsight when the [[CosmicRetcon [[ResetButton Universe B2]] incarnation of Bro is adamantly against ever having kids. Partly because he's [[StraightGay not into girls]], and partly because [[LampshadeHanging he thinks he'd be a terrible parent]].
12th Jan '17 6:56:15 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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--> Junior, all humans have the right to privacy. And this is a metal ruler. Bend over. (''WHACK'')
--> Junior, there are two kinds of women: Whores and your mother, who has retired. And there are many ways to knock out your teeth, but I think it will be most fun to use this pipe wrench. Bend over. (''WHACK'')
--> Junior, I once saw a circus artist get stomped on by an elephant. He got fewer bruises than you'll get now. Bend over. (''WHACK'')
--> Junior, it is never beneficial to run from the bill. Except in this case when you could have avoided circumcision with this pair of shears. Bend over. (''ZHACK'')

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--> Junior, all humans have the right to privacy. And this is a metal ruler. Bend over. (''WHACK'')
'''*WHACK*'''
--> Junior, there are two kinds of women: Whores and your mother, who has retired. And there are many ways to knock out your teeth, but I think it will be most fun to use this pipe wrench. Bend over. (''WHACK'')
'''*WHACK*'''
--> Junior, I once saw a circus artist get stomped on by an elephant. ''(puts a glass in a sock)'' He got fewer bruises than you'll get now. Bend over. (''WHACK'')
'''*WHACK*'''
--> Junior, it is never beneficial to run from the bill. Except in this case when you could have avoided circumcision with this pair of shears. Bend over. (''ZHACK'')'''*ZHACK*'''
2nd Jan '17 8:25:24 AM TheBigBopper
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[[caption-width-right:300:'''I'LL MACE YOU GOOD!'''[[note]][[ComicallyMissingThePoint Technically]], this weapon is an EpicFlail]].[[/note]]]]

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[[caption-width-right:300:'''I'LL MACE YOU GOOD!'''[[note]][[ComicallyMissingThePoint Technically]], this weapon is an EpicFlail]].[[/note]]]]
[[/note]]
2nd Jan '17 8:24:56 AM TheBigBopper
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[[caption-width-right:300:'''I'LL MACE YOU GOOD!'''[[note]][[ComicallyMissingThePoint Technically, this weapon is a flail]].[[/note]]]]

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[[caption-width-right:300:'''I'LL MACE YOU GOOD!'''[[note]][[ComicallyMissingThePoint Technically, Technically]], this weapon is a flail]].an EpicFlail]].[[/note]]]]
6th Dec '16 5:23:37 PM WillBGood
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-->'''Chandler:''' Oh, thatís Parentís Day, first grade. Thatís me with the janitor Martin.
-->''' Monica:''' Where were your parents?
-->'''Chandler:''' Oh, they didnít want to come.

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-->'''Chandler:''' --->'''Chandler:''' Oh, thatís Parentís Day, first grade. Thatís me with the janitor Martin.
-->''' --->''' Monica:''' Where were your parents?
-->'''Chandler:''' --->'''Chandler:''' Oh, they didnít want to come.



--> '''George Costanza''': As damaging as purely psychological and verbal abuse could be...
--> '''Elaine Benes''': Ah, and another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

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--> ---> '''George Costanza''': As damaging as purely psychological and verbal abuse could be...
--> ---> '''Elaine Benes''': Ah, and another piece of the puzzle falls into place.



--> '''Frank Costanza''': Blow out the candles! Blow out the damn candles!
--> '''Young George Costanza''': I need my glasses...
--> '''Frank Costanza''': You don't need glasses! You're weak!

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--> ---> '''Frank Costanza''': Blow out the candles! Blow out the damn candles!
--> ---> '''Young George Costanza''': I need my glasses...
--> ---> '''Frank Costanza''': You don't need glasses! You're weak!



--> '''Frank Costanza on old tape''': Time for the feats of strength!
--> '''George Costanza''': NO! NOT THE FEATS OF STRENGTH!!! *runs out screaming*

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--> ---> '''Frank Costanza on old tape''': Time for the feats of strength!
--> ---> '''George Costanza''': NO! NOT THE FEATS OF STRENGTH!!! *runs out screaming*
6th Dec '16 5:04:18 PM WillBGood
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-->Caroline Channing: "I got this; I am a brilliant event planner. My sweet 16 was off the chain. Penthouse parties, finger black theme, Music/AlanisMorissette singed songs from 'Jagged Little Pill'"
-->Max Black: "On my 16th birthday, my Mom took too many jagged little pills, and I had to drive her to the emergency room to get her stomach pumped."
-->Caroline Channing: "Was your childhood based on the novel [[Literature/{{Push}} 'Push, by Sapphire']] ?"
-->Max Black: "I Wish!"

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-->Caroline Channing: "I -->'''Caroline Channing:''' I got this; I am a brilliant event planner. My sweet 16 was off the chain. Penthouse parties, finger black theme, Music/AlanisMorissette singed songs from 'Jagged "Jagged Little Pill'"
-->Max Black: "On
Pill".
-->'''Max Black:''' On
my 16th birthday, my Mom took too many jagged little pills, and I had to drive her to the emergency room to get her stomach pumped."
-->Caroline Channing: "Was
pumped.
-->'''Caroline Channing:''' Was
your childhood based on the novel [[Literature/{{Push}} 'Push, ''Literature/{{Push}}'' by Sapphire']] ?"
-->Max Black: "I Wish!"
Sapphire?
-->'''Max Black:''' I wish.
3rd Dec '16 5:07:24 PM Sakubara
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* The pilot of :DRYVERS [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation interprets]] [[Film/HomeAlone Kevin MacCalister's life]] as this, complete with a RoleReprisal from Macaulay Culkin.
21st Nov '16 8:19:04 PM SparkyYoungUpstart
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* The [=DiMeo=] children in ''Series/Speechless'' had this mainly due to the family cutting corners on things like furniture and tact in order to support eldest son J.J., who has cerebral palsy. For example, their youngest daughter used an old fish tank as a crib.

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* The [=DiMeo=] children in ''Series/Speechless'' ''Series/{{Speechless}}'' had this mainly due to the family cutting corners on things like furniture and tact in order to support eldest son J.J., who has cerebral palsy. For example, their youngest daughter used an old fish tank as a crib.
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