History Main / HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood

13th May '17 1:53:56 PM nombretomado
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* ''MyLittlePonyTheMentallyAdvancedSeries'' has Twilight's hilarious abuse under the care of Celestia.

to:

* ''MyLittlePonyTheMentallyAdvancedSeries'' ''WebVideo/MyLittlePonyTheMentallyAdvancedSeries'' has Twilight's hilarious abuse under the care of Celestia.
20th Apr '17 7:30:50 PM Pichu-kun
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* Music/EvelynEvelyn has such an over-the-top dark backstory that it CrossesTheLineTwice into BlackComedy. They're ConjoinedTwins whose mother [[DeathByChildbirth died giving birth to them]]. Their heavily religious doctor tried to separate them in cold-blood with a chainsaw, but a sheriff saw him before he could do anything and shot him. Their father was killed when the chainsaw flew out of the doctor's arms and hit him in the neck. When the sheriff was driving the girls someplace, a truck full of chickens struck him. The owner of the truck stole the twins, while he leaves the sheriff and his chickens to die. Evelyn Evelyn (who weren't even named at the time) were kept in a cage and fed chicken-food for the first six years of their lives. The man ended up dying and the girls escaped after several days of living around dying, dehydrated chickens. They end up kidnapped by a man and are forced into a child sex ring. Evelyn Evelyn were finally named, "Eva" and "Lynn", though no one could remember which was which so [[OnlyReferredToByTheirNickname they were renamed "Evelyn Evelyn"]]. Once Evelyn Evelyn hit thirteen they're sent off to work at freak show, where they were regularly overworked and abused. Their {{Only Friend}}s, a set of conjoined elephants named Bimba and Kimba, end up developing early-onset Alzheimer's and die of malnutrition. Two radical religious protest groups, one that believes all siamese-twins should be separated while the other thinks twins should stay conjoined because they'll play a role in the second coming of Christ, end up developing an interest in them and threaten to harm and kidap them respectively. Fearing their safety, they run away at age seventeen. Their adult life's are not exactly perfect but they're far better than their childhood was.

to:

* Music/EvelynEvelyn has such an over-the-top dark backstory that it CrossesTheLineTwice into BlackComedy. They're ConjoinedTwins whose mother [[DeathByChildbirth died giving birth to them]]. Their heavily religious doctor tried to separate them in cold-blood with a chainsaw, but a sheriff saw him before he could do anything and shot him. Their father was killed when the chainsaw flew out of the doctor's arms and hit him in the neck. When the sheriff was driving the girls someplace, a truck full of chickens struck him. The owner of the truck stole the twins, while he leaves the sheriff and his chickens to die. Evelyn Evelyn (who weren't even named at the time) were kept in a cage and fed chicken-food for the first six years of their lives. The man ended up dying and the girls escaped after several days of living around dying, dehydrated chickens. They end up kidnapped by a man and are forced into a child sex ring. Evelyn Evelyn were finally named, "Eva" and "Lynn", though no one could remember which was which so [[OnlyReferredToByTheirNickname [[OnlyKnownByTheirNickname they were renamed "Evelyn Evelyn"]]. Once Evelyn Evelyn hit thirteen they're sent off to work at freak show, where they were regularly overworked and abused. Their {{Only Friend}}s, a set of conjoined elephants named Bimba and Kimba, end up developing early-onset Alzheimer's and die of malnutrition. Two radical religious protest groups, one that believes all siamese-twins should be separated while the other thinks twins should stay conjoined because they'll play a role in the second coming of Christ, end up developing an interest in them and threaten to harm and kidap them respectively. Fearing their safety, they run away at age seventeen. Their adult life's are not exactly perfect but they're far better than their childhood was.
19th Apr '17 4:00:48 AM TheAmazingBlachman
Is there an issue? Send a Message





-->'''Luffy''': Yeah! So don't attack him!!! He'll ''kill'' you...!!! Grandpa's nearly killed ''me'', often enough!
-->'''Garp''': Hey! Have a little consideration. So what if I dropped you off a few cliffs, tossed you into the midnight jungle, and [[CrossesTheLineTwice tied you to a balloon and set you to fly away]]...!! '''[[TrainingFromHell It was to make you a stronger man!!!]]'''

to:

-->'''Luffy''': --->'''Luffy''': Yeah! So don't attack him!!! He'll ''kill'' you...!!! Grandpa's nearly killed ''me'', often enough!
-->'''Garp''':
enough!\\
'''Garp''':
Hey! Have a little consideration. So what if I dropped you off a few cliffs, tossed you into the midnight jungle, and [[CrossesTheLineTwice tied you to a balloon and set you to fly away]]...!! '''[[TrainingFromHell It was to make you a stronger man!!!]]'''



--> '' She tied me up and forced me to eat crayfish, She threw a beehive into my back. She rolled me up in a carpet and tossed me into a river.''

to:

--> '' She -->She tied me up and forced me to eat crayfish, She threw a beehive into my back. She rolled me up in a carpet and tossed me into a river.''



--> '''Cat''': I'm sure glad we're friends!\\

to:

--> '''Cat''': --->'''Cat''': I'm sure glad we're friends!\\



--> '''Tulip''': Tulip is just fine, Orphan hurts my heart!

to:

--> '''Tulip''': -->'''Tulip''': Tulip is just fine, Orphan hurts my heart!



-->"My brother beat me. My sister beat my brother. My father beat my sister and my brother and me. My mother beat my father and my sister and me and my brother. The neighbors beat our family. The people down the block beat the neighbors and our family."

to:

-->"My --->"My brother beat me. My sister beat my brother. My father beat my sister and my brother and me. My mother beat my father and my sister and me and my brother. The neighbors beat our family. The people down the block beat the neighbors and our family."



-->'''Caroline Channing:''' I got this; I am a brilliant event planner. My sweet 16 was off the chain. Penthouse parties, finger black theme, Music/AlanisMorissette singed songs from "Jagged Little Pill".
-->'''Max Black:''' On my 16th birthday, my Mom took too many jagged little pills, and I had to drive her to the emergency room to get her stomach pumped.
-->'''Caroline Channing:''' Was your childhood based on the novel ''Literature/{{Push}}'' by Sapphire?
-->'''Max Black:''' I wish.

to:

-->'''Caroline Channing:''' I got this; I am a brilliant event planner. My sweet 16 was off the chain. Penthouse parties, finger black theme, Music/AlanisMorissette singed songs from "Jagged Little Pill". \n-->'''Max \\
'''Max
Black:''' On my 16th birthday, my Mom took too many jagged little pills, and I had to drive her to the emergency room to get her stomach pumped.
-->'''Caroline
pumped.\\
'''Caroline
Channing:''' Was your childhood based on the novel ''Literature/{{Push}}'' by Sapphire?
-->'''Max
Sapphire?\\
'''Max
Black:''' I wish.



-->You're shaking the caravan, Jeffrey!

to:

-->You're --->You're shaking the caravan, Jeffrey!



--> Rimmer: "Every morning he'd measure us to see if we had grown, if not it was back on the rack."

to:

--> Rimmer: "Every -->'''Rimmer:'''' Every morning he'd measure us to see if we had grown, if not it was back on the rack."



--> I hope this epistle finds you adequately healthy to [[DoubleEntendre discharge]] your [[ToiletHumour duties]].

to:

--> I --->I hope this epistle finds you adequately healthy to [[DoubleEntendre discharge]] your [[ToiletHumour duties]].



--->'''Chandler:''' Oh, thatís Parentís Day, first grade. Thatís me with the janitor Martin.
--->''' Monica:''' Where were your parents?
--->'''Chandler:''' Oh, they didnít want to come.

to:

--->'''Chandler:''' Oh, thatís Parentís that's Parent's Day, first grade. Thatís That's me with the janitor Martin.
--->'''
Martin.\\
'''
Monica:''' Where were your parents?
--->'''Chandler:'''
parents?\\
'''Chandler:'''
Oh, they didnít didn't want to come.



---> '''George Costanza''': As damaging as purely psychological and verbal abuse could be...
---> '''Elaine Benes''': Ah, and another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

to:

---> '''George --->'''George Costanza''': As damaging as purely psychological and verbal abuse could be...
--->
be...\\
'''Elaine Benes''': Ah, and another piece of the puzzle falls into place.



---> '''Frank Costanza''': Blow out the candles! Blow out the damn candles!
---> '''Young George Costanza''': I need my glasses...
---> '''Frank Costanza''': You don't need glasses! You're weak!

to:

---> '''Frank --->'''Frank Costanza''': Blow out the candles! Blow out the damn candles!
--->
candles!\\
'''Young George Costanza''': I need my glasses...
--->
glasses...\\
'''Frank Costanza''': You don't need glasses! You're weak!



---> '''Frank Costanza on old tape''': Time for the feats of strength!
---> '''George Costanza''': NO! NOT THE FEATS OF STRENGTH!!! *runs out screaming*

to:

---> '''Frank Costanza on --->'''Frank Costanza''': ''(on old tape''': tape)'' Time for the feats of strength!
--->
strength!\\
'''George Costanza''': NO! NOT THE FEATS OF STRENGTH!!! *runs ''(runs out screaming*screaming)''



-->'''Charlie''': I'm not saying I hate you, but if I did, it might have something to do with the fact that you're a narcissistic bloodsucker who drove my father into an early grave, after which you married a succession of men who couldn't care less about Alan and me, which was just fine with you 'cause you... looked at us like a couple of dancing monkeys you could just haul out whenever it suited you! And when it didn't, you sent us off to boarding school or camp or that kibbutz in Israel, where we got beat up 'cause we weren't even Jewish! And now... now you show up here every chance you get to lay a guilt trip on me for not appreciating my cold, lonely, loveless childhood!
-->'''Evelyn''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well... obviously you're not ready to talk about it]].

to:

-->'''Charlie''': --->'''Charlie''': I'm not saying I hate you, but if I did, it might have something to do with the fact that you're a narcissistic bloodsucker who drove my father into an early grave, after which you married a succession of men who couldn't care less about Alan and me, which was just fine with you 'cause you... looked at us like a couple of dancing monkeys you could just haul out whenever it suited you! And when it didn't, you sent us off to boarding school or camp or that kibbutz in Israel, where we got beat up 'cause we weren't even Jewish! And now... now you show up here every chance you get to lay a guilt trip on me for not appreciating my cold, lonely, loveless childhood!
-->'''Evelyn''':
childhood!\\
'''Evelyn''':
[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well... obviously you're not ready to talk about it]].



-->'''Therapist:''' How's your father?
-->'''Charlie:''' Dead.
-->'''Therapist:''' And your mother?
-->'''Charlie:''' Killed him.

to:

-->'''Therapist:''' --->'''Therapist:''' How's your father?
-->'''Charlie:''' Dead.
-->'''Therapist:'''
father?\\
'''Charlie:''' Dead.\\
'''Therapist:'''
And your mother?
-->'''Charlie:'''
mother?\\
'''Charlie:'''
Killed him.



--> '''Ray''': You mean, Mom was the crazy tree lady from my dreams?
--> '''Rob''': Yup.
--> '''Ray''': Then... the insane canoe guy was...
--> '''Rob''': Dad.
--> '''Ray''': My God, that gave me nightmares.
--> '''Rob''': For how long?
--> '''Ray''': I had one just last week!
--> '''Rob''': Wow, that is messed up.

to:

--> '''Ray''': --->'''Ray''': You mean, Mom was the crazy tree lady from my dreams?
-->
dreams?\\
'''Rob''': Yup.
-->
Yup.\\
'''Ray''': Then... the insane canoe guy was...
-->
was...\\
'''Rob''': Dad.
-->
Dad.\\
'''Ray''': My God, that gave me nightmares.
-->
nightmares.\\
'''Rob''': For how long?
-->
long?\\
'''Ray''': I had one just last week!
-->
week!\\
'''Rob''': Wow, that is messed up.



--->'''Bill''': Another time I was cut from the high school football team and my mother said, "Central's lost a fullback but the [=McNeal=]'s have gained a daughter" and in front of the other players too... priceless! Good times... good times...
--->'''Lisa''': And this is a happy memory for you?
--->'''Bill''': Why shouldn't it be?

to:

--->'''Bill''': Another time I was cut from the high school football team and my mother said, "Central's lost a fullback but the [=McNeal=]'s have gained a daughter" and in front of the other players too... priceless! Good times... good times...
--->'''Lisa''':
times...\\
'''Lisa''':
And this is a happy memory for you?
--->'''Bill''':
you?\\
'''Bill''':
Why shouldn't it be?



-->I often think back fondly on the memories I haven't repressed.

to:

-->I --->I often think back fondly on the memories I haven't repressed.



--> '''Nathan''': He's suppose to take me out for the day, so he takes me to IKEA. He buys so much flat-pack furniture there's no room for me in the car, so he leaves me there for three hours. Then some guy with a beard sees me hanging around and buys me lunch. I spent my eighth birthday eating Swedish meatballs with a known pedophile.
--> '''Jamie''': Did he...
--> '''Nathan''': No no. Dad got back when we were finishing our ice cream, but that sick pervert cared more about me than Dad ever did. He would've taken me to the zoo.

to:

--> '''Nathan''': --->'''Nathan''': He's suppose to take me out for the day, so he takes me to IKEA. He buys so much flat-pack furniture there's no room for me in the car, so he leaves me there for three hours. Then some guy with a beard sees me hanging around and buys me lunch. I spent my eighth birthday eating Swedish meatballs with a known pedophile.
-->
pedophile.\\
'''Jamie''': Did he...
-->
he...\\
'''Nathan''': No No, no. Dad got back when we were finishing our ice cream, but that sick pervert cared more about me than Dad ever did. He would've taken me to the zoo.



--> '''Nathan''': When I was growing up in Ireland, if the priests werenít fiddling with ya', you were one of the ugly kids.

to:

--> '''Nathan''': --->'''Nathan''': When I was growing up in Ireland, if the priests werenít weren't fiddling with ya', you were one of the ugly kids.



--> '''Peg''': You know, I wouldn't have another baby if gold dust dripped out of its nose. I mean, sure, the money would be nice, but all that trouble. The screaming and the crying and changing those diapers three or four times a week.
--> '''Marcy''': Well, at least that left your weekends free.
--> '''Peg''': You'd think! I mean, you go away for the weekend, and when you come home they are never where you left them.

to:

--> '''Peg''': --->'''Peg''': You know, I wouldn't have another baby if gold dust dripped out of its nose. I mean, sure, the money would be nice, but all that trouble. The screaming and the crying and changing those diapers three or four times a week.
-->
week.\\
'''Marcy''': Well, at least that left your weekends free.
-->
free.\\
'''Peg''': You'd think! I mean, you go away for the weekend, and when you come home they are never where you left them.



--> '''Peg''': Ooh, diapers and doody. Feed me! Wash me! Unlock my door!

to:

--> ---> '''Peg''': Ooh, diapers and doody. Feed me! Wash me! Unlock my door!



--> Junior, all humans have the right to privacy. And this is a metal ruler. Bend over. '''*WHACK*'''
--> Junior, there are two kinds of women: Whores and your mother, who has retired. And there are many ways to knock out your teeth, but I think it will be most fun to use this pipe wrench. Bend over. '''*WHACK*'''
--> Junior, I once saw a circus artist get stomped on by an elephant. ''(puts a glass in a sock)'' He got fewer bruises than you'll get now. Bend over. '''*WHACK*'''
--> Junior, it is never beneficial to run from the bill. Except in this case when you could have avoided circumcision with this pair of shears. Bend over. '''*ZHACK*'''

to:

--> Junior, -->Junior, all humans have the right to privacy. And this is a metal ruler. Bend over. '''*WHACK*'''
-->
'''*WHACK*'''\\
Junior, there are two kinds of women: Whores and your mother, who has retired. And there are many ways to knock out your teeth, but I think it will be most fun to use this pipe wrench. Bend over. '''*WHACK*'''
-->
'''*WHACK*'''\\
Junior, I once saw a circus artist get stomped on by an elephant. ''(puts a glass in a sock)'' He got fewer bruises than you'll get now. Bend over. '''*WHACK*'''
-->
'''*WHACK*'''\\
Junior, it is never beneficial to run from the bill. Except in this case when you could have avoided circumcision with this pair of shears. Bend over. '''*ZHACK*'''



--> "The 37-year-old father said he could only imagine how his son and daughter's unstable upbringing might manifest itself in future writings, paintings, or music, given the way he routinely ridicules their achievements, yells at their mother in drunken fits of rage, and threatens the family with physical violence."

to:

--> "The -->"The 37-year-old father said he could only imagine how his son and daughter's unstable upbringing might manifest itself in future writings, paintings, or music, given the way he routinely ridicules their achievements, yells at their mother in drunken fits of rage, and threatens the family with physical violence."



--> '''Riff''': Our mothers all are junkies, our fathers all are drunks. Gol-ly Mo-ses, naturally we're punks!
--> '''Riff''': Deeeeeear kindly judge your honor, my parents treat me rough. With all their marijuana, they won't give me a puff. They didn't want to have me, but somehow I was had. Lea-ping li-zards, ''that's'' why I'm so bad!
--> '''Riff''': Myyyyyyyy daddy beats my mommy, my mommy clobbers me. My grandpa is a commie, my grandma pushes tea. My sister wears a moustache, my brother wears a dress. Goooodness graaacious, that's why I'm a mess!

to:

--> '''Riff''': -->'''Riff''': Our mothers all are junkies, our fathers all are drunks. Gol-ly Mo-ses, naturally we're punks!
-->
punks!\\\
'''Riff''': Deeeeeear kindly judge your honor, my parents treat me rough. With all their marijuana, they won't give me a puff. They didn't want to have me, but somehow I was had. Lea-ping li-zards, ''that's'' why I'm so bad!
-->
bad!\\\
'''Riff''': Myyyyyyyy daddy beats my mommy, my mommy clobbers me. My grandpa is a commie, my grandma pushes tea. My sister wears a moustache, my brother wears a dress. Goooodness graaacious, that's why I'm a mess!



-->"You're such a sweetie! When Davan talked about you he always made you sound like this big scary ogre. He even said that when he was six you sat him down and tried to mathematically prove to him that the Vietnam War was his fault! Isn't that nuts?"
-->"Ahem. Yeah, that's just ... crazy talk. Yep. Hey, I've got an idea! Let's never bring that up around his mama."

to:

-->"You're --->"You're such a sweetie! When Davan talked about you he always made you sound like this big scary ogre. He even said that when he was six you sat him down and tried to mathematically prove to him that the Vietnam War was his fault! Isn't that nuts?"
-->"Ahem.
nuts?"\\
"Ahem.
Yeah, that's just ... crazy talk. Yep. Hey, I've got an idea! Let's never bring that up around his mama."



--> [[{{Understatement}} "I had issues"]]

to:

--> [[{{Understatement}} -->[[{{Understatement}} "I had issues"]]issues."]]



* ''AVeryPotterSequel'' has both Harry and Draco.

to:

* ''AVeryPotterSequel'' ''[[Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical A Very Potter Sequel]]'' has both Harry and Draco.



-->''Didn't you already have a childhood?''
-->''...No.''

to:

-->''Didn't --->''Didn't you already have a childhood?''
-->''...
childhood?''\\
''...
No.''



-->'''Gozaburo''': "[[{{Roots}} Whip him until his name is Toby]]!"

to:

-->'''Gozaburo''': "[[{{Roots}} --->'''Gozaburo''': [[{{Roots}} Whip him until his name is Toby]]!"Toby]]!



--->'''Gozaburo''': Ah, Good. You must be the new man servant I ordered.
--->'''Noah''': No, father, it's me! Your biological son!
--->'''Gozaburo''': IHaveNoSon! Oh wait, yes I do! ''[shows a picture of Seto]'' Look! I just adopted him. Isn't he adorable?
--->'''Noah''': But I'm your real son. You've raised me for ten years!
--->'''Gozaburo''': I'm pretty sure I'd remember something like that. Now get back to swabbing the floors.
--->'''Noah''': But I-
--->'''Gozaburo''': SWABBING, I SAY!

to:

--->'''Gozaburo''': Ah, Good. You must be the new man servant I ordered.
--->'''Noah''':
ordered.\\
'''Noah''':
No, father, it's me! Your biological son!
--->'''Gozaburo''':
son!\\
'''Gozaburo''':
IHaveNoSon! Oh wait, yes I do! ''[shows a picture of Seto]'' Look! I just adopted him. Isn't he adorable?
--->'''Noah''':
adorable?\\
'''Noah''':
But I'm your real son. You've raised me for ten years!
--->'''Gozaburo''':
years!\\
'''Gozaburo''':
I'm pretty sure I'd remember something like that. Now get back to swabbing the floors.
--->'''Noah''':
floors.\\
'''Noah''':
But I-
--->'''Gozaburo''':
I--\\
'''Gozaburo''':
SWABBING, I SAY!



-->'''Jeff:''' Were you close to your dad?
-->'''Flashback Stan:''' Daddy, will you read me a story?
-->'''Flashback Jack:''' Who the hell are you?

to:

-->'''Jeff:''' --->'''Jeff:''' Were you close to your dad?
-->'''Flashback
dad?\\
'''Flashback
Stan:''' Daddy, will you read me a story?
-->'''Flashback
story?\\
'''Flashback
Jack:''' Who the hell are you?



--->'''Jeff:''' You're wrong about my dad. He cares more about me than anything.
--->'''Jeff's Dad:''' (to the police) There's your criminal. Just give me the money. That's all I care about - money. [[KickTheDog Not Jeff]], [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment money]].
--->'''Jeff:''' See? [[DoubleTake Wait]]. [[StonersAreFunny Am I Jeff or money?]]

to:

--->'''Jeff:''' You're wrong about my dad. He cares more about me than anything.
--->'''Jeff's
anything.\\
'''Jeff's
Dad:''' (to ''(to the police) police)'' There's your criminal. Just give me the money. That's all I care about - -- money. [[KickTheDog Not Jeff]], [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment money]].
--->'''Jeff:'''
money]].\\
'''Jeff:'''
See? [[DoubleTake Wait]]. [[StonersAreFunny Am I Jeff or money?]]



-->'''Homer Simpson''': Now son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass on the words of advice my father gave me...\\

to:

-->'''Homer --->'''Homer Simpson''': Now son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass on the words of advice my father gave me...\\



-->'''Flashback Abe''': You, President? This is the greatest country in the world. We've got a whole system set up to prevent people like you from ever becoming president. Quit your daydreaming, melonhead!\\

to:

-->'''Flashback --->'''Flashback Abe''': You, President? This is the greatest country in the world. We've got a whole system set up to prevent people like you from ever becoming president. Quit your daydreaming, melonhead!\\



-->'''Abe:''' ''You'regonnascrewup!!!''\\

to:

-->'''Abe:''' --->'''Abe:''' ''You'regonnascrewup!!!''\\



-->'''Nathan''': I f***ing love my dad!

to:

-->'''Nathan''': --->'''Nathan''': I f***ing love my dad!



''(They laugh and hug)''\\

to:

''(They ''(they laugh and hug)''\\



---> '''Mom''': Shut up you milk-sucking leeches!

to:

---> '''Mom''': --->'''Mom''': Shut up you milk-sucking leeches!



---> '''Huey''': That's, like... [[OscarBait Academy Award]]-''nominated'' sad.

to:

---> '''Huey''': --->'''Huey''': That's, like... [[OscarBait Academy Award]]-''nominated'' sad.



-->'''Trinette''' (outraged): You can't tattoo a freaking baby!\\

to:

-->'''Trinette''' (outraged): --->'''Trinette''': ''(outraged)'' You can't tattoo a freaking baby!\\



6th Apr '17 7:20:35 PM TheCuza
Is there an issue? Send a Message


[[caption-width-right:300:'''I'LL MACE YOU GOOD!'''[[note]][[ComicallyMissingThePoint Technically]], this weapon is an EpicFlail]].[[/note]]

to:

[[caption-width-right:300:'''I'LL MACE YOU GOOD!'''[[note]][[ComicallyMissingThePoint Technically]], this weapon is an EpicFlail]].[[/note]]
EpicFlail.[[/note]]]]
5th Apr '17 6:42:18 PM Pichu-kun
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* In many ''WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck'' comics (OK, DependingOnTheWriter), his nephews have this. Donald beats them with the carpet beater, forces them to do all the housework, robs their piggy banks, etc.
** The physical discipline is mostly present in comics from the time it was considred normal in RealLife. Huey, Dewey and Louey were also far bigger brats at the time, often fully deserving Donald's ire. CharacterizationMarchesOn.

to:

* In many ''WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck'' comics (OK, DependingOnTheWriter), his nephews have this. Donald beats them with the carpet beater, forces them to do all the housework, robs their piggy banks, etc.
**
etc. The physical discipline is mostly present in comics from the time it was considred considered normal in RealLife. Huey, Dewey and Louey were also far bigger brats at the time, often fully deserving Donald's ire. CharacterizationMarchesOn.



* Music/EvelynEvelyn has such an over-the-top dark backstory that it CrossesTheLineTwice into BlackComedy. They're ConjoinedTwins whose mother [[DeathByChildbirth died giving birth to them]]. Their heavily religious doctor tried to separate them in cold-blood with a chainsaw, but a sheriff saw him before he could do anything and shot him. Their father was killed when the chainsaw flew out of the doctor's arms and hit him in the neck. When the sheriff was driving the girls someplace, a truck full of chickens struck him. The owner of the truck stole the twins, while he leaves the sheriff and his chickens to die. Evelyn Evelyn (who weren't even named at the time) were kept in a cage and fed chicken-food for the first six years of their lives. The man ended up dying and the girls escaped after several days of living around dying, dehydrated chickens. They end up kidnapped by a man and are forced into a child sex ring. Evelyn Evelyn were finally named, "Eva" and "Lynn", though no one could remember which was which so [[OnlyReferredToByNickname they were renamed "Evelyn Evelyn"]]. Once Evelyn Evelyn hit thirteen they're sent off to work at freak show, where they were regularly overworked and abused. Their {{Only Friend}}s, a set of conjoined elephants named Bimba and Kimba, end up developing early-onset Alzheimer's and die of malnutrition. Two radical religious protest groups, one that believes all siamese-twins should be separated while the other thinks twins should stay conjoined because they'll play a role in the second coming of Christ, end up developing an interest in them and threaten to harm and kidap them respectively. Fearing their safety, they run away at age seventeen. Their adult life's are not exactly perfect but they're far better than their childhood was.

to:

* Music/EvelynEvelyn has such an over-the-top dark backstory that it CrossesTheLineTwice into BlackComedy. They're ConjoinedTwins whose mother [[DeathByChildbirth died giving birth to them]]. Their heavily religious doctor tried to separate them in cold-blood with a chainsaw, but a sheriff saw him before he could do anything and shot him. Their father was killed when the chainsaw flew out of the doctor's arms and hit him in the neck. When the sheriff was driving the girls someplace, a truck full of chickens struck him. The owner of the truck stole the twins, while he leaves the sheriff and his chickens to die. Evelyn Evelyn (who weren't even named at the time) were kept in a cage and fed chicken-food for the first six years of their lives. The man ended up dying and the girls escaped after several days of living around dying, dehydrated chickens. They end up kidnapped by a man and are forced into a child sex ring. Evelyn Evelyn were finally named, "Eva" and "Lynn", though no one could remember which was which so [[OnlyReferredToByNickname [[OnlyReferredToByTheirNickname they were renamed "Evelyn Evelyn"]]. Once Evelyn Evelyn hit thirteen they're sent off to work at freak show, where they were regularly overworked and abused. Their {{Only Friend}}s, a set of conjoined elephants named Bimba and Kimba, end up developing early-onset Alzheimer's and die of malnutrition. Two radical religious protest groups, one that believes all siamese-twins should be separated while the other thinks twins should stay conjoined because they'll play a role in the second coming of Christ, end up developing an interest in them and threaten to harm and kidap them respectively. Fearing their safety, they run away at age seventeen. Their adult life's are not exactly perfect but they're far better than their childhood was.
5th Apr '17 6:40:42 PM Pichu-kun
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* Kafuka Fuura in ''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei''. Though she doesn't [[BewareTheNiceOnes seem]] like she notices it. To list some of the things that has happened to her: Her mother was possessed by the devil, and in order to cure her, she was forced to repeatedly strike her with a cross, her father became redundant, and repeatedly tried to kill himself, even if he was described as a caring and loving father, the teacher who she's in love with is also trying to kill himself all the time. And to top it off, [[spoiler: She died at a young age, and is really just a mirage or some kind of body hopper, that the main characters are seeing.]] And yet she's the class's {{genki|Girl}}, [[ThePollyanna optimist]], [[TheDitz lovable idiot]], and local alien enthusiast.

to:

* ''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei'':
**
Kafuka Fuura in ''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei''.Fuura. Though she doesn't [[BewareTheNiceOnes seem]] like she notices it. To list some of the things that has happened to her: Her mother was possessed by the devil, and in order to cure her, she was forced to repeatedly strike her with a cross, her father became redundant, and repeatedly tried to kill himself, even if he was described as a caring and loving father, the teacher who she's in love with is also trying to kill himself all the time. And to top it off, [[spoiler: She died at a young age, and is really just a mirage or some kind of body hopper, that the main characters are seeing.]] And yet she's the class's {{genki|Girl}}, [[ThePollyanna optimist]], [[TheDitz lovable idiot]], and local alien enthusiast.



* Monkey D. Luffy's childhood in ''Manga/OnePiece'' is clearly this.

to:

* ''Manga/OnePiece'':
**
Monkey D. Luffy's childhood in ''Manga/OnePiece'' is clearly this.



* ''{{Manga/Bakuon}}'': Rin's father, who did wheelies and got involved often in accidents with his daughter, although she was always fine physically, and her father was in the hospital many times on intensive care, so poor Rin had to stay alone in the house many times as a kid.
** [[ScarsAreForever She even got a Suzuki mark from an accident on her left ass cheek]].
* ''Webcomic/ChaosAttack''. After Doah Lee lost his parents at the age of ten, his overprotective, violent older sisters decided to take care of him, and he'd often wind up caught in the crossfire of his sisters' assaults on his bullies. To the point that he ''warns'' a pair of bullies taking his money and says to get away as soon as possible before she comes and beats the ever-loving daylights out of them. [[spoiler: He was too late.]]
* Most of Ranma Saotome's life spent training with his dad in ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'', most infamously when his dad "taught" him the Cat Fist technique by wrapping him in sausage and throwing him in a pit of hungry cats.

to:

* ''{{Manga/Bakuon}}'': Rin's father, who did wheelies and got involved often in accidents with his daughter, although she was always fine physically, and her father was in the hospital many times on intensive care, so poor Rin had to stay alone in the house many times as a kid.
**
kid. [[ScarsAreForever She even got a Suzuki mark from an accident on her left ass cheek]].
* ''Webcomic/ChaosAttack''. ''Webcomic/ChaosAttack'': After Doah Lee lost his parents at the age of ten, his overprotective, violent older sisters decided to take care of him, and he'd often wind up caught in the crossfire of his sisters' assaults on his bullies. To the point that he ''warns'' a pair of bullies taking his money and says to get away as soon as possible before she comes and beats the ever-loving daylights out of them. [[spoiler: He was too late.]]
* ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'':
**
Most of Ranma Saotome's life spent training with his dad in ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'', dad, most infamously when his dad "taught" him the Cat Fist technique by wrapping him in sausage and throwing him in a pit of hungry cats.



* "The world's only conjoined twin singer-songwriter duo," Evelyn Evelyn, have this. See their self-titled album for the absurdly awful details.

to:

* "The world's only Music/EvelynEvelyn has such an over-the-top dark backstory that it CrossesTheLineTwice into BlackComedy. They're ConjoinedTwins whose mother [[DeathByChildbirth died giving birth to them]]. Their heavily religious doctor tried to separate them in cold-blood with a chainsaw, but a sheriff saw him before he could do anything and shot him. Their father was killed when the chainsaw flew out of the doctor's arms and hit him in the neck. When the sheriff was driving the girls someplace, a truck full of chickens struck him. The owner of the truck stole the twins, while he leaves the sheriff and his chickens to die. Evelyn Evelyn (who weren't even named at the time) were kept in a cage and fed chicken-food for the first six years of their lives. The man ended up dying and the girls escaped after several days of living around dying, dehydrated chickens. They end up kidnapped by a man and are forced into a child sex ring. Evelyn Evelyn were finally named, "Eva" and "Lynn", though no one could remember which was which so [[OnlyReferredToByNickname they were renamed "Evelyn Evelyn"]]. Once Evelyn Evelyn hit thirteen they're sent off to work at freak show, where they were regularly overworked and abused. Their {{Only Friend}}s, a set of conjoined twin singer-songwriter duo," Evelyn Evelyn, have this. See elephants named Bimba and Kimba, end up developing early-onset Alzheimer's and die of malnutrition. Two radical religious protest groups, one that believes all siamese-twins should be separated while the other thinks twins should stay conjoined because they'll play a role in the second coming of Christ, end up developing an interest in them and threaten to harm and kidap them respectively. Fearing their self-titled album for the absurdly awful details.safety, they run away at age seventeen. Their adult life's are not exactly perfect but they're far better than their childhood was.
2nd Apr '17 6:23:14 PM princessbinas
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* The thing the dad does in ''Who's Your Daddy'' to prevent his baby from [[BlackComedy killing themselves]] tend to be pretty mild such as locking cabinets and keeping cleaning supplies and sharp objects out of reach. In Alpha V0.6.0 however, Dad can use a taser to prevent the baby from going anywhere. Of course, the fact that the baby can slash his ankles with a steak knife, this a bit more justified, if not needlessly extreme, in comparison.

to:

* The thing the dad does in ''Who's ''[[VideoGame/WhosYourDaddy Who's Your Daddy'' Daddy]]'' to prevent his baby from [[BlackComedy killing themselves]] tend to be pretty mild such as locking cabinets and keeping cleaning supplies and sharp objects out of reach. In Alpha V0.6.0 however, Dad can use a taser to prevent the baby from going anywhere. Of course, the fact that the baby can slash his ankles with a steak knife, this a bit more justified, if not needlessly extreme, in comparison.
23rd Mar '17 9:15:40 AM TyeDyeWildebeest
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* In ''WebVideo/JakeAndAmir'', Amir frequently relays horrifying stories of his childhood to Jake. For instance, in a recent episode, we learn that his parents forced him to take driving lessons when he was four, threw knives at him, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking called him 'Queen Dweeb']]. Furthermore, their abuse towards him continues to this day; when Amir came to visit them during vacation, his father greeted him by throwing a cast iron skillet at [[MindScrew the back of his face]].

to:

* In ''WebVideo/JakeAndAmir'', Amir frequently relays horrifying stories of his childhood to Jake. For instance, in a recent episode, the episode "Driving Lesson", we learn that his parents forced him to take driving lessons when he was four, threw knives at him, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking called him 'Queen Dweeb']]. Furthermore, their abuse towards him continues to this day; when Amir came to visit them during vacation, his father greeted him by throwing a cast iron skillet at [[MindScrew the back of his face]].
7th Mar '17 2:06:05 AM CaptainTedium
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'': Confirmed by WordOfGod in [[http://www.paradoxspace.com/quality-time/6 this]] ''Paradox Space'' story. Dave Strider was raised by his [[McNinja rapping hipster ninja]] brother, known only as "Bro," who decorates their apartment with pornographic puppets and swords, kicks Dave's ass regularly ''[[MarionetteMaster with a puppet]]'' to "toughen him up", and once threw infant Dave off a roof to [[DieOrFly teach him how to]] FlashStep. If there was any question as to how badly this has messed with Dave's head, [[spoiler:Bro's favorite puppet, [[DemonicDummy Lil' Cal]], is, due to [[StableTimeLoop Weird Time Shit]] and some meddling by [[MonsterClown Gamzee]], a ''manifestation of Dave's nightmares from living with Lil' Cal'']]. It gets even HarsherInHindsight when the [[ResetButton Universe B2]] incarnation of Bro is adamantly against ever having kids. Partly because he's [[StraightGay not into girls]], and partly because [[LampshadeHanging he thinks he'd be a terrible parent]].

to:

* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'': Confirmed by WordOfGod in [[http://www.paradoxspace.com/quality-time/6 this]] ''Paradox Space'' story. Dave Strider was raised by his [[McNinja rapping hipster ninja]] brother, known only as "Bro," who decorates their apartment with pornographic puppets and swords, kicks Dave's ass regularly ''[[MarionetteMaster with a puppet]]'' to "toughen him up", and once threw infant Dave off a roof to [[DieOrFly teach him how to]] FlashStep. If there was any question as to how badly this has messed with Dave's head, [[spoiler:Bro's favorite puppet, [[DemonicDummy Lil' Cal]], is, due to [[StableTimeLoop Weird Time Shit]] and some meddling by [[MonsterClown Gamzee]], a ''manifestation of Dave's nightmares from living with Lil' Cal'']]. It gets even HarsherInHindsight worse when the [[ResetButton Universe B2]] incarnation of Bro is adamantly against ever having kids. Partly because he's [[StraightGay not into girls]], and partly because [[LampshadeHanging he thinks he'd be a terrible parent]].



* This is a huge part of the humor of ''WesternAnimation/MoralOrel'', for the first two seasons. During and after the events of "[[WhamEpisode Nature]]", it quickly [[HarsherInHindsight stops being funny]].

to:

* This is a huge part of the humor of ''WesternAnimation/MoralOrel'', for the first two seasons. During and after the events of "[[WhamEpisode Nature]]", it quickly [[HarsherInHindsight [[CerebusRetcon stops being funny]].
16th Feb '17 6:49:50 AM a83hg
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* The ''Website/GoAnimate'' "fandom" readily enjoy abusing WesternAnimation/{{Caillou}} and [[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Dora]]. While the videos portray the two kids as nasty brats, their punishments are so over the top that it practically CrossesTheLineTwice.


Added DiffLines:

* The ''Website/GoAnimate'' "fandom" readily enjoy abusing WesternAnimation/{{Caillou}} and [[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Dora]]. While the videos portray the two kids as nasty brats, their punishments are so over the top that it practically CrossesTheLineTwice.
This list shows the last 10 events of 606. Show all.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=Main.HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood