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* ''TheBreakfastClub''. Brian tries to insist that "[He's] laid loads of times", and upon further questioning by Bender he insinuates that he's had sex with Claire. When Bender calls him on it he admits that he's a virgin.
** He never insinuates that he's slept with Claire. Rather, this is what Bender asks him if he's trying to do when he points at her, which he does to indicate he doesn't want to discuss the topic in front of her. He clears this up right after.

* Artie from ''{{Glee}}'' wants you to know that he still has full use of his penis.

* Rod from ''AvenueQ'' incorporates this into his song, "My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada." Granted, he was [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday hiding something else]], [[TransparentCloset albeit unsuccessfully]], but there was a dose of this, too.

* Along with [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday homophobia]] [[HehHehYouSaidX and cheap innuendo]] ([[RefugeInVulgarity and cheap shock humor]] ([[YourMom and "your mom" jokes]])), a common trait of prepubescent schoolboys.
** But... Don't prepubescent schoolboys think girls all have cooties? You're talking about adolescents, I think.

* ''{{ArrestedDevelopment}}'': Telling Michael he had sex with Starla:

* [[spoiler: Carlos Ramirez]] from ''TheDresdenFiles''. He talks a big game but when they show up at the Hollows in the run up to the climax in ''White Night'' Lara Raith is touched that Harry thought to bring a virgin as a gift.

* [[spoiler: Carlos Ramirez]] from TheDresdenFiles. He talks a big game but when they show up at the Hollows in the run up to the climax in ''White Night'' Lara Raith is touched that Harry thought to bring a virgin as a gift.

* The Todd from {{Scrubs}}
* Artie from Glee wants you to know that he still has full use of his penis.
* Parodied in the ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia episode "The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention" with Dee and Denis's cousin nicknamed "snail"

* In a RedVsBlue Valentine's day PSA:
-->'''Grif:''' Valentine's day? The day we celebrate love? And Romace? You know...girls?

-->'''Simmons:''' I thought you said Valentine's...Doy?

* Along with [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday homophobia]] [[HehHehYouSaidX and cheap innuendo]] ([[RefugeInVulgarity and cheap shock humor]] ([[OverlyLongGag and "your mom" jokes]])), a common trait of prepubescent schoolboys.

* Parodied in the ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelpha episode "The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention" with Dee and Denis's cousin nicknamed "snail"

Compare HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday, which is frequently used in a similar way.

The [[AManIsNotAVirgin frequency]] equivalent of HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday; a character who talks big about his (or, more rarely, her) love life and success with the ladies (or gents), but in fact has little or nothing going on. Can be part of OfCourseImNotAVirgin.

->Snail: "Guess what mom, I'm sexually active!"
->Her mother: "You're 33, you're supposed to be sexually active."

The [[AManIsNotAVirgin virgin]] equivalent of HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday.

If the protagonist isn't actually doing this but everybody acts like he is, it's an UrbanLegendLoveLife. Can be part of OfCourseImNotAVirgin.

* Parodied in the It'sAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelpha episode "The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention" with Dee and Denis's cousin nicknamed "snail"

* Parodied in the ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelpha episode "The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention" with Dee and Denis's cousin nicknamed "snail"