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->'''Robin:''' Let's make a pact. If we both turn forty and we're both single...\\

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** Rachel suggests making one with Ross, who claims he already has one with Phoebe... who is the one who suggested it to Rachel in the first place, claiming she has one with Joey. Both men are indignant when they find out, while Phoebe claims she needs a backup for her backup. By the end of the episode, they all settle on Ross being Rachel's backup, and Joey being Phoebe's. By the end of the series [[spoiler:it doesn't make much of a difference. Ross and Rachel finally decide they want to be together forever in the finale, and while Joey is still single, Phoebe has fallen in love with and married another man. Note that this is well before any of them have turned forty.]]

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** When Chandler and Monica get engaged, the other girls start to feel insecure about their own love lives, both still being single at this point. However, Phoebe says she made a pact with Joey years ago that they would marry each other if they were both still single when they were forty. This inspires Rachel suggests making one to ask Ross to make a similar pact with Ross, who her. However, Ross claims he already has one made that deal years ago...also with Phoebe... who is the one who suggested it to Rachel in the first place, claiming she has one with Joey.Phoebe. Both men are indignant when they find out, while Phoebe claims she needs a backup for her backup. By the end of the episode, they all settle on Ross being Rachel's backup, and Joey being Phoebe's. By the end of the series series, [[spoiler:it doesn't make much of a difference. Ross and Rachel finally decide they want to be together forever in the finale, and while Joey is still single, Phoebe has fallen in love with and married another man. Note that this is well before any of them have turned forty.]]
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** Rachel suggests making one with Ross, who claims he already has one with Phoebe... who is the one who suggested it to Rachel in the first place, claiming she has one with Joey. By the end of the episode, they settle on Ross being Rachel's backup, and Joey being Phoebe's. By the end of the series [[spoiler:it doens't make much of a difference. Ross and Rachel finally decide they want to be together forever in the finale, and while Joey is still single, Phoebe has fallen in love with and married another man. Note that this is well before any of them have turned forty.]]

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** Rachel suggests making one with Ross, who claims he already has one with Phoebe... who is the one who suggested it to Rachel in the first place, claiming she has one with Joey. Both men are indignant when they find out, while Phoebe claims she needs a backup for her backup. By the end of the episode, they all settle on Ross being Rachel's backup, and Joey being Phoebe's. By the end of the series [[spoiler:it doens't doesn't make much of a difference. Ross and Rachel finally decide they want to be together forever in the finale, and while Joey is still single, Phoebe has fallen in love with and married another man. Note that this is well before any of them have turned forty.]]

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* Ted and Robin make one in ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', which pretty much (but not entirely) marks the end of their WillTheyOrWontThey arc. Apparently the term "Ted & Robin pact" has entered the vernacular. [[spoiler:This is discarded as of season 7, though the series finale has Ted's children encourage him to pursue her again after her divorce from Barney and the death of The Mother, so the implication is they eventually get together anyhow.]]

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* Ted and Robin make one in ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', which pretty much (but not entirely) marks the end of their WillTheyOrWontThey arc. Apparently the term "Ted & Robin pact" has entered the vernacular. [[spoiler:This This is discarded as of season 7, though the series finale has Ted's children encourage him when Ted decides he wants to pursue her again after her divorce move on from Barney Robin forever and can't do that while the death of The Mother, so possibility is still there.
-->'''Ted:''' I can't do that anymore. As long as
the implication is they eventually get together anyhow.]]door's even a little bit open, I have this feeling that I'll just be waiting around to see if I win the lottery when you turn forty.



** Rachel suggests making one with Ross, who claims he already has one with Phoebe... who is the one who suggested it to Rachel in the first place, claiming she has one with Joey. By the end of the episode, they settled on Ross being Rachel's backup, and Joey being Phoebe's.

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** Rachel suggests making one with Ross, who claims he already has one with Phoebe... who is the one who suggested it to Rachel in the first place, claiming she has one with Joey. By the end of the episode, they settled settle on Ross being Rachel's backup, and Joey being Phoebe's.Phoebe's. By the end of the series [[spoiler:it doens't make much of a difference. Ross and Rachel finally decide they want to be together forever in the finale, and while Joey is still single, Phoebe has fallen in love with and married another man. Note that this is well before any of them have turned forty.]]

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* ''Film/MyBestFriendsWedding'' where this trope, and the main character's attempt to wreck her best friend's relationship so that she doesn't end up being the UnluckyChildhoodFriend form the central plot. [[spoiler: She fails, nearly wrecking her ''friendship'' with the guy in the process.]]

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* ''Film/MyBestFriendsWedding'' where subvert this trope, and the trope. The main character's attempt to wreck character and her best friend's relationship so that friend have one of these pacts. When he calls her as the deadline birthday is approaching, she doesn't end up being thinks he’s calling to cash in on the UnluckyChildhoodFriend form the central plot. [[spoiler: She fails, nearly wrecking deal--only to discover he’s actually calling to tell her ''friendship'' with the guy in the process.]]he’s gotten engaged (to someone else) and to invite her to his wedding.






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* ''Series/{{Glee}}'': Towards the end of the series, twenty year old Artie and Tina decide that if they aren't married by the time they're thirty, they'll marry each other since they're best friends. In the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue though, we see that in five years [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming they end up dating again anyway.]]

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* ''Series/{{Glee}}'': Towards the end of the series, twenty year old Artie and Tina decide that if they aren't married by the time they're thirty, they'll marry each other since they're best friends. In the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue though, we see that in five years [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming they end up dating again anyway.]]
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* Somewhat parodied in "WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil". Rasticore says this to Miss Heinous-- [[spoiler:right before being killed by her.]]
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* In ''Series/TheOffice'', Michael Scott suggests this to Pam (at least in terms of having a baby together) if they're still single in ten years. She shoots it down immediately... and, ever the salesman, he starts haggling. When he suggests that they do so if she's still single in ''thirty'' years, she [[OldMaid thinks about it for a very long time]] and agrees.

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* In ''Series/TheOffice'', ''Series/{{The Office|US}}'', Michael Scott suggests this to Pam (at least in terms of having a baby together) if they're still single in ten years. She shoots it down immediately... and, ever the salesman, he starts haggling. When he suggests that they do so if she's still single in ''thirty'' years, she [[OldMaid thinks about it for a very long time]] and agrees.
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* ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'' has a variation in a (possibly non-canon) omake. [[OfficialCouple Asuka and Shinji]] both make each other promise that one of them is rendered comatose/dead/otherwise incapacitated, that the other would marry [[ThreesomeSubtext Rei]] instead [[DeadGuyJunior and name a child after them]].
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* A variant in ''Series/{{Psych}}'': In "A Very Juliet Episode," a flashback shows that Juliet made an agreement with a college boyfriend to meet up in 7 years, whether they are seeing other people or not, and catch up as well as see if they want to rekindle their relationship. When he doesn't show, Shawn and Gus find him, but things quickly become complicated as it's revealed that [[spoiler:he's in the witness protection program]]. Eventually, they decide to [[spoiler:part ways as friends, and meet up in one more year]].
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* On ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' Kramer proposes to Elaine that they marry each other if they're both still single at 60, and she accepts.

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* In ''Literature/{{Overenskommelser}}'' by Creator/SimonaAhrnstedt, Seth has one of these with his NewOldFlame Lily Tremaine. They're friends rather than lovers, but still decide to get engaged. But in the end, [[spoiler: they break it up when Seth is reunited with Beatrice (the story's female protagonist) and Lily finds true love with Alexandre (with whom Beatrice had a similar relationship).]]

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* In ''Literature/{{Overenskommelser}}'' by Creator/SimonaAhrnstedt, Seth has one of these with his NewOldFlame Lily Tremaine. They're friends rather than lovers, but still decide to get engaged. But in the end, [[spoiler: they break it up when Seth is reunited with Beatrice (the story's female protagonist) and Lily finds true love with Alexandre (with whom Beatrice had a similar relationship).]] ]]



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* In ''Series/HappyEndings'' Penny is mentioned as having a marriage pact with ButtMonkey Shershow, who ends up getting married in the first season finale, prompting Penny to fake being engaged to not feel bad about her own singledom.

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** A FutureEpisode reveals [[HoYay Steve and Snot]] made this pact with each other for if they were single by the age of 30. They both regret picking such a young age.
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* In Jonathan Tropper's ''This is Where I Leave You'', Judd and Penny made this pact during their college days. Sadly, this didn't carry over in the film adaptation of the book, making Penny (played by Creator/RoseByrne) look more like a ManicPixieDreamGirl rather than Judd's oldest and best friend, which is weird considering Tropper himself also wrote the screenplay.
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* ''Series/{{Glee}}'': Towards the end of the series, twenty year old Artie and Tina decide that if they aren't married by the time they're thirty, they'll marry each other since they're best friends. In the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue though, we see that in five years [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming they end up dating again anyway.]]
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* Discussed and averted in ''Literature/ABrothersPrice'': The princesses are all very fond of their cousin, Cullen Moorland, and at least one of them would like have a fallback marriage pact with him. However, her sister points out he is too close a relative.

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* Discussed and averted in ''Literature/ABrothersPrice'': The princesses are all very fond of their cousin, Cullen Moorland, and at least one of them would like have a fallback marriage pact with him. However, her sister points out he is too close a relative. As the the male GenderRarityValue could lead to inbreeding, they're much stricter about this than most real life societies.
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* Discussed and averted in ''Literature/ABrothersPrice'': The princesses are all very fond of their cousin, Cullen Moorland, and at least one of them would like have a fallback marriage pact with him. However, her sister points out he is too close a relative.
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* Ted and Robin make one in ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', which pretty much (but not entirely) marks the end of their WillTheyOrWontThey arc. Apparently the term "Ted & Robin pact" has entered the vernacular. [[spoiler:This is discarded as of season 7.]]

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* Ted and Robin make one in ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', which pretty much (but not entirely) marks the end of their WillTheyOrWontThey arc. Apparently the term "Ted & Robin pact" has entered the vernacular. [[spoiler:This is discarded as of season 7.7, though the series finale has Ted's children encourage him to pursue her again after her divorce from Barney and the death of The Mother, so the implication is they eventually get together anyhow.]]
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** A variant in another episode; Chandler suggests to Monica that if neither of them are married by the time they're forty, they could have a child together. (This was [[HilariousInHindsight before they were dating)]]. It doesn't go like he expected.
--->'''Monica''': Why won't I be married when I'm forty?
--->'''Chandler''': Oh, no, no. No. I just meant hypothetically.
--->'''Monica''': Okay. ''Hypothetically,'' why won't I be married when I'm forty?
--->'''Chandler:''' No! No, no--
--->'''Monica:''' No, what is it? Seriously, is there something ''fundamentally un-marriable about me?''
--->'''Chandler:''' U-Uhhh...
--->'''Monica:''' ''Well?!''
--->'''Chandler''': ''(fumbles at back)'' Dear God, this- this parachute is a knapsack! ''(Rolls off of chair)''

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** A variant in another episode; Chandler suggests to Monica that if neither of them are married by the time they're forty, they could have a child together. (This was [[HilariousInHindsight before they were dating)]].dating]]). It doesn't go like he expected.
--->'''Monica''': Why won't I be married when I'm forty?
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forty?\\
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Oh, no, no. No. I just meant hypothetically.
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hypothetically.\\
'''Monica''':
Okay. ''Hypothetically,'' why won't I be married when I'm forty?
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forty?\\
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No! No, no--
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no--\\
'''Monica:'''
No, what is it? Seriously, is there something ''fundamentally un-marriable about me?''
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--->'''Monica:''' ''Well?!''
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me?''\\
'''Chandler:''' U-Uhhh...\\
'''Monica:''' ''Well?!''\\
'''Chandler''':
''(fumbles at back)'' Dear God, this- this parachute is a knapsack! ''(Rolls off of chair)''

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* ''MyBestFriendsWedding'' where this trope, and the main character's attempt to wreck her best friend's relationship so that she doesn't end up being the UnluckyChildhoodFriend form the central plot. [[spoiler: She fails, nearly wrecking her ''friendship'' with the guy in the process.]]

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* ''MyBestFriendsWedding'' ''Film/MyBestFriendsWedding'' where this trope, and the main character's attempt to wreck her best friend's relationship so that she doesn't end up being the UnluckyChildhoodFriend form the central plot. [[spoiler: She fails, nearly wrecking her ''friendship'' with the guy in the process.]]
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* A variation in ''Film/WhenHarryMetSally'': Harry and Sally agree that if either of them ever don't have a date on a national holiday, they will take each other to whatever party they're going to as a date. [[spoiler:Sally eventually gets sick of this saying that she doesn't want to be Harry's "consolation prize". They get married about three months later when it becomes clear that they actually had feelings for each other.]]



* Discussed on ''Series/{{Friends}}''; Rachel suggests making one with Ross, who claims he already has one with Phoebe... who is the one who suggested it to Rachel in the first place, claiming she has one with Joey. By the end of the episode, they settled on Ross being Rachel's backup, and Joey being Phoebe's.

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* Discussed on ''Series/{{Friends}}''; ''Series/{{Friends}}''
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Rachel suggests making one with Ross, who claims he already has one with Phoebe... who is the one who suggested it to Rachel in the first place, claiming she has one with Joey. By the end of the episode, they settled on Ross being Rachel's backup, and Joey being Phoebe's.



* Carla Noll in ''{{Reunion}}'' is Aaron's best friend and hidden secret admirer for years. She's happy to hear him say that if they're still single in a few years that they'll marry each other.

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* In ''TheOffice'', Michael Scott suggests this to Pam (at least in terms of having a baby together) if they're still single in ten years. She shoots it down immediately... and, ever the salesman, he starts haggling. When he suggests that they do so if she's still single in ''thirty'' years, she [[OldMaid thinks about it for a very long time]] and agrees.
* On ''{{Series/Seinfeld}}'' Kramer proposes to Elaine that they marry each other if they're both still single at 60, and she accepts.

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* In ''TheOffice'', ''Series/TheOffice'', Michael Scott suggests this to Pam (at least in terms of having a baby together) if they're still single in ten years. She shoots it down immediately... and, ever the salesman, he starts haggling. When he suggests that they do so if she's still single in ''thirty'' years, she [[OldMaid thinks about it for a very long time]] and agrees.
* On ''{{Series/Seinfeld}}'' ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' Kramer proposes to Elaine that they marry each other if they're both still single at 60, and she accepts.



* A variant in ''WesternAnimation/{{American Dad}}'': Stan asks his dentist to be his "back-up wife" in case he ends up outliving Francine. HilarityEnsues when Francine finds out and decides to get herself a "back-up husband" for the same eventuality, in the form of Stan's attractive younger colleague. Unfortunately, [[AxCrazy it turns out both would-be spouses are taking it a lot more seriously than either of the Smiths expected...]]

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* A variant in ''WesternAnimation/{{American Dad}}'': ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'': Stan asks his dentist to be his "back-up wife" in case he ends up outliving Francine. HilarityEnsues when Francine finds out and decides to get herself a "back-up husband" for the same eventuality, in the form of Stan's attractive younger colleague. Unfortunately, [[AxCrazy it turns out both would-be spouses are taking it a lot more seriously than either of the Smiths expected...]]
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* Brought up but ultimately averted in ''Fanfic/RomanceAndTheFateOfEquestria''. Twilight, still a BrokenBird from her previous relationship, isn't ready for another and wants herself and Donut Joe to be FriendsWithBenefits. As the hope of a relationship with her was the only thing keeping him in Equestria, he decides to go through with his plan to take a five-year journey with the travelling Bazaar, leading Twilight to propose this trope if they're both still single when the Bazaar returns to Equestria. Through further discussion, they realize that this trope would be too heartbreaking if only one of them was single, so Twilight instead suggests that they [[IWillWaitForYou remain faithful to one another]] and [[LongDistanceRelationship stay in touch]] for the next five years, and getting together at the end no matter what.

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* Brought up but ultimately averted in ''Fanfic/RomanceAndTheFateOfEquestria''. Twilight, still a BrokenBird from her previous relationship, isn't ready for another and wants herself and Donut Joe to be FriendsWithBenefits. As the hope of a relationship with her was the only thing keeping him in Equestria, he decides to go through with his plan to take a five-year journey with the travelling Bazaar, leading Twilight to propose this trope if they're both still single when the Bazaar returns to Equestria. Through further discussion, they realize that this trope would be too heartbreaking if only one of them was single, so Twilight instead suggests that they [[IWillWaitForYou remain faithful to one another]] and [[LongDistanceRelationship stay in touch]] for the next five years, and getting get together at the end no matter what.
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* Brought up but ultimately averted in ''Fanfic/RomanceAndTheFateOfEquestria''. Twilight, still a BrokenBird from her previous relationship, isn't ready for another and wants herself and Donut Joe to be FriendsWithBenefits. As the hope of a relationship with her was the only thing keeping him in Equestria, he decides to go through with his plan to take a five-year journey with the travelling Bazaar, leading Twilight to propose this trope if they're both still single when the Bazaar returns to Equestria. Through further discussion, they realize that this trope would be too heartbreaking if only one of them was single, so Twilight instead suggests that they [[IWillWaitForYou remain faithful to one another]] and [[LongDistanceRelationship stay in touch]] for the next five years, and getting together at the end no matter what.

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* ''Series/MurphyBrown'' has Murphy and Frank discuss the idea at a point when it seems like their romantic prospects are all but dead, but they let it drop and move on.

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--->'''Monica''': Why won't I be married by the time I'm forty?\\
'''Chandler''': No, no. I just meant hypothetically.\\
'''Monica''': Okay. Hypothetically, why won't I be married by the time I'm forty?
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when I'm forty?
--->'''Chandler''': Oh Oh, no, no. No. I just meant hypothetically.
--->'''Monica''': Okay. ''Hypothetically,'' why won't I be married when I'm forty?
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--->'''Monica:''' No, what is it? Seriously, is there something ''fundamentally un-marriable about me?''
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--->'''Monica:''' ''Well?!''
--->'''Chandler''': ''(fumbles at back)'' Dear
God, this parachute is just a backpack. *Rolls knapsack! ''(Rolls off of chair* chair)''

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