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23rd Jan '16 4:01:24 AM DanaO
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I'd have bluelinked Zero-Approval Gambit except it doesn't quite fit.
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** It doesn't help that a small minority of Aes Sedai historically ''have'' been evil and/or aligned with the Dark One, that the Aes Sedai claim (even to themselves) that they are the one group this ''cannot'' possibly be true of, and that providing enough contrary evidence to perpetuate rumors of the "Black Ajah" - never quite enough to convince the Aes Sedai of their validity - may have been an actual long-term project of the Dark One.
12th Jan '16 3:22:59 AM Zadia
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* Website/NotAlwaysRight gives us [[http://notalwaysright.com/this-troll-should-have-stuck-at-home/22365 this customer]], who goes to an hotel during a convention and claims that the trolls from ''{{Webcomic/Homestuck}}'' are demons because they have horns and that anyone cosplaying as them must be a devil worshipper. He also thinks that {{Human Sacrifice}}s will be done at midnight and when he is told that the only thing happening at midnight is a dance, he is quick to twist those words into "A dance with the Devil".
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* Website/NotAlwaysRight gives us [[http://notalwaysright.com/this-troll-should-have-stuck-at-home/22365 this customer]], who goes to an hotel during a convention and claims that the trolls from ''{{Webcomic/Homestuck}}'' are demons because they have horns and that anyone cosplaying as them must be a devil worshipper. He She also thinks that {{Human Sacrifice}}s will be done at midnight and when he she is told that the only thing happening at midnight is a dance, he she is quick to twist those words into "A dance with the Devil".
10th Jan '16 2:04:30 AM jormis29
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* Parodied in ''WalkHard'', after Dewey Cox sings a pleasant song about holding hands which instantly causes well-behaved teenage boys to turn into violent louts and well-behaved teenage girls to turn into sex-crazed nymphos, the local priest angrily declares the song to be evil. When Dewey protests that it's [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin simply a song about holding hands]], he is informed that the [[HitlerAteSugar the Devil also has hands]] "and he uses' 'em for holdin'!"
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* Parodied in ''WalkHard'', ''Film/WalkHardTheDeweyCoxStory'', after Dewey Cox sings a pleasant song about holding hands which instantly causes well-behaved teenage boys to turn into violent louts and well-behaved teenage girls to turn into sex-crazed nymphos, the local priest angrily declares the song to be evil. When Dewey protests that it's [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin simply a song about holding hands]], he is informed that the [[HitlerAteSugar the Devil also has hands]] "and he uses' 'em for holdin'!"
6th Dec '15 7:19:11 AM ImpudentInfidel
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** [[http://egzorcyzmy.katolik.pl/ezoteryka-dla-przedszkolaczka/?singlepage=1 This article (in Polish)]] argues that the show is actually evil occult propaganda meant to convert kindergarteners to the false Eastern religions. You know how the protagonist is named Twilight? Well, Twilight means [[DarkIsEvil darkness]]. Also, Celestia's white and Luna's black, so obviously they are meant to represent the yin-yang. And a crystal can be seen in one scene, which is no doubt a reference to the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Jewels Three Jewels]] in Buddhism. The article also claims that the fact that there are bad guys in a kids show teaches our kids that [[BalanceBetweenGoodAndEvil good cannot exist without being balanced by evil]]. Which, according to the author, is [[BlatantLies blatant lies]], because "God doesn't need evil to be good, and he's perfect". By such, [[InsaneTrollLogic kids shows should not feature bad guys, to teach kids that the world is only filled with good, because God exists.]] And yes, it's ''all'' apparently 100% serious. Polish articles about religion and cartoons are the best. (The patronizing tone in which it talks about children makes it even worse. It's like the writer is forcibly trying to prove his superiority over children in every sentence.)
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** [[http://egzorcyzmy.katolik.pl/ezoteryka-dla-przedszkolaczka/?singlepage=1 This article (in Polish)]] argues that the show is actually evil occult propaganda meant to convert kindergarteners to the false Eastern religions. You know how the protagonist is named Twilight? Well, Twilight means [[DarkIsEvil darkness]]. Also, Celestia's white and Luna's black, so obviously they are meant to represent the yin-yang.yin-yang (this one actually is explicitly shown in the pilot). And a crystal can be seen in one scene, which is no doubt a reference to the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Jewels Three Jewels]] in Buddhism. The article also claims that the fact that there are bad guys in a kids show teaches our kids that [[BalanceBetweenGoodAndEvil good cannot exist without being balanced by evil]]. Which, according to the author, is [[BlatantLies blatant lies]], because "God doesn't need evil to be good, and he's perfect". By such, [[InsaneTrollLogic kids shows should not feature bad guys, to teach kids that the world is only filled with good, because God exists.]] And yes, it's ''all'' apparently 100% serious. Polish articles about religion and cartoons are the best. (The patronizing tone in which it talks about children makes it even worse. It's like the writer is forcibly trying to prove his superiority over children in every sentence.)
4th Dec '15 9:15:58 PM FF32
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* Creator/JackChick thinks ''Series/{{Bewitched}}'' was Satan's first step in getting the occult accepted by mainstream America. Really.
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* Creator/JackChick [[ComicBook/ChickTracts Jack Chick]] thinks ''Series/{{Bewitched}}'' was Satan's first step in getting the occult accepted by mainstream America. Really.

* ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' -- One of the big ones. Certain people have claimed that the game contains [[CriticalResearchFailure "authentic"]] occult rituals and spells. The immortal Creator/JackChick did a whole tract, the [[SnarkBait infamous]] "Dark Dungeons", about fantasy gaming being a gateway to {{Satan}}. This is in spite of the fact that Creator/GaryGygax [[OffendingTheCreatorsOwn was himself a Christian]] -- you'd think portraying demons and devils as bad guys, and angels as good guys, would be an obvious enough clue of his actual stance.
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* ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' -- One of the big ones. Certain people have claimed that the game contains [[CriticalResearchFailure "authentic"]] occult rituals and spells. The immortal Creator/JackChick [[ComicBook/ChickTracts Jack Chick]] did a whole tract, the [[SnarkBait infamous]] "Dark Dungeons", about fantasy gaming being a gateway to {{Satan}}. This is in spite of the fact that Creator/GaryGygax [[OffendingTheCreatorsOwn was himself a Christian]] -- you'd think portraying demons and devils as bad guys, and angels as good guys, would be an obvious enough clue of his actual stance.
4th Dec '15 9:04:18 PM FF32
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** In the original edition of his anti-''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' (see below) tract "Dark Dungeons", Creator/JackChick claimed that the works of Creator/CSLewis and Creator/JRRTolkien, which ''D&D'' was based on, were... you guessed it. This is hilarious because Mr. Lewis was a professional Christian writer and apologist; one of his more famous works was ''TheScrewtapeLetters'', in which he details the methods for combating Satan's influence, and the ''Narnia'' books are today treated as a [[TheMoralSubstitute Christian substitute]] for ''Harry Potter'' by some parents. Tolkien was also a devout Christian, and was supposedly responsible for Lewis' conversion. However, it's important to note here that Tolkien was a ''Catholic''--Chick (like many fundamentalist Protestants) views Catholicism as not only un-Christian, but a flat-out Satanic deception, frequently using the Catholic Church as the big bogeyman in his tracts and conspiracy theories. Telling Chick that Tolkien was a Catholic, and that he was responsible for Lewis' conversion, would probably only strengthen his negative views of both men's work.
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** In the original edition of his anti-''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' (see below) tract "Dark Dungeons", Creator/JackChick [[ComicBook/ChickTracts Jack Chick]] claimed that the works of Creator/CSLewis and Creator/JRRTolkien, which ''D&D'' was based on, were... you guessed it. This is hilarious because Mr. Lewis was a professional Christian writer and apologist; one of his more famous works was ''TheScrewtapeLetters'', in which he details the methods for combating Satan's influence, and the ''Narnia'' books are today treated as a [[TheMoralSubstitute Christian substitute]] for ''Harry Potter'' by some parents. Tolkien was also a devout Christian, and was supposedly responsible for Lewis' conversion. However, it's important to note here that Tolkien was a ''Catholic''--Chick (like many fundamentalist Protestants) views Catholicism as not only un-Christian, but a flat-out Satanic deception, frequently using the Catholic Church as the big bogeyman in his tracts and conspiracy theories. Telling Chick that Tolkien was a Catholic, and that he was responsible for Lewis' conversion, would probably only strengthen his negative views of both men's work.
27th Nov '15 10:59:37 AM nombretomado
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* Dana Carvey's Church Lady character from ''SaturdayNightLive'' was famous for this kind of thing.
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* Dana Carvey's Church Lady character from ''SaturdayNightLive'' ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' was famous for this kind of thing.
26th Nov '15 8:31:32 PM billybobfred
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* Wiki/{{Metapedia}} is this for white supremacists. "Anti-Racism" redirects to "Anti-White Movement."
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* Wiki/{{Metapedia}} is this for white supremacists. "Anti-Racism" redirects to "Anti-White Movement."" Among white supremacists in general, "anti-racism is code for anti-white" is practically a CatchPhrase.
24th Nov '15 6:06:01 PM Llygodenfawr
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* Anything and everything that is taller than it is wide [[FreudWasRight is a phallic symbol]]. No exceptions. The same goes for anything that is famous for being larger than its peers. And if it's shorter then it's wide, you just turn it on its side...
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* Anything and everything that is taller than it is wide [[FreudWasRight is a phallic symbol]]. No exceptions. The same goes for anything that is famous for being larger than its peers. And if it's shorter then than it's wide, you just turn it on its side...

* ''Film/TurbulenceThreeHeavyMetal'' Plays with this sort of logic. Popular Heavy Metal Star "Slade Craven" needs to take a flight to get to his next concert. He keeps up his "Anarchist" and "Devil Worshipping." Persona until he boards the plane. Which is when the trouble begins. See, all the stuff he sang about and allegedly stood for really struck a chord with some people. So much so that they [[spoiler:take his lyrics as a prophecy, jijack the plane, kill the Captain and replace Slade with an impostor.]] ItMakesSenseInContext. Slade even asks them quite seriously "You REALLY believe all that...?" and calls them lunatics. The climax of the story is that [[spoiler: Slade has to land the plane. He's lost contact with any and all that were helping him and has no experience.]] Just before he attempts this he rips the Sign of Satan necklace off and says [[PrayerIsALastResort "Please God, Let us land safely. "]].
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* ''Film/TurbulenceThreeHeavyMetal'' Plays plays with this sort of logic. Popular Heavy Metal Star heavy metal star "Slade Craven" needs to take a flight to get to his next concert. He keeps up his "Anarchist" and "Devil Worshipping." Persona Worshipping" persona until he boards the plane. Which plane, which is when the trouble begins. See, all the stuff he sang about and allegedly stood for really struck a chord with some people. So much so that they [[spoiler:take his lyrics as a prophecy, jijack hijack the plane, kill the Captain and replace Slade with an impostor.]] ItMakesSenseInContext. Slade even asks them quite seriously "You REALLY believe all that...?" and calls them lunatics. The climax of the story is that [[spoiler: Slade has to land the plane. He's lost contact with any and all that were helping him and has no experience.]] Just before he attempts this he rips the Sign of Satan necklace off and says [[PrayerIsALastResort "Please God, Let us land safely. "]].

** Slightly more justified with ''male'' channelers - the Dark One actually did taint ''Saidin'', so the devil actually does make male channelers go crazy and kill everything.
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** Slightly more justified with ''male'' channelers - -- the Dark One actually did taint ''Saidin'', so the devil actually does make male channelers go crazy and kill everything.

* In ''TheMusicMan'', Harold Hill convinces an entire town that a pool table is a tool of Satan to corrupt their children. He lists several "symptoms" that their children are being corrupted, which include a few things that would actually be worrisome if they happened, but also a few which were perfectly normal and harmless behaviors for teenage boys. (Like using slang words such as "swell.") In the end, he boils it down to a catchy little chant that runs on circular logic: "We've got trouble with a capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for pool!" Just like in many real-life cases, this is a ploy to get the gullible townspeople to buy something: Hill proclaims that the way to save this town from falling into the clutches of evil is to start a boys' band... and Hill just happens to be a music professor (a fake one, at least).
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* In ''TheMusicMan'', Harold Hill convinces an entire town that a pool table is a tool of Satan to corrupt their children. He lists several "symptoms" that their children are being corrupted, which include a few things that would actually be worrisome if they happened, but also a few which were perfectly normal and harmless behaviors for teenage boys. (Like using slang words such as "swell.") "swell".) In the end, he boils it down to a catchy little chant that runs on circular logic: "We've got trouble with a capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for pool!" Just like in many real-life cases, this is a ploy to get the gullible townspeople to buy something: Hill proclaims that the way to save this town from falling into the clutches of evil is to start a boys' band... and Hill just happens to be a music professor (a fake one, at least).
16th Nov '15 8:01:07 AM FF32
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* The Whiteadders from ''{{Blackadder}}'' are devout followers of this trope, believing that everything from mashed turnips to ''[[FelonyMisdemeanor sitting on chairs]]'' is the work of the devil.
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* The Whiteadders from ''{{Blackadder}}'' ''Series/{{Blackadder}}'' are devout followers of this trope, believing that everything from mashed turnips to ''[[FelonyMisdemeanor sitting on chairs]]'' is the work of the devil.
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