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'''Church:''' Okay... we all agree that while the current situation is not totally ''ironic'', the fact that we now have to work together is ''odd'' in an unexpected way that defies our normal circumstances. Is everybody ''happy'' with that?

-->'''Grif:''' So now the Reds and the Blues have to work together. How ironic.\\
'''Simmons:''' That's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to ''hurt'' each other.\\

'''Church:''' Okay... so we all agree that while the current situation is not ''totally'' ironic, the fact that we now have to work together is odd in an unexpected way that defies our normal circumstances. Is everybody ''happy'' with that?

-->'''Grif:''' So now the reds and the blues have to work together. How ironic.\\

'''[[CloudCuckooLander Caboose]]:''' I think it would be ironic [[LiteralMetaphor if everyone was made of iron]].\\

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* In the season 2 finale of ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', Grif comments on the irony of the two rival teams [[EnemyMine being forced to work together]], which prompted an argument over whether the scenario fit the definition of "ironic."

* The right side of the picture, showing rain on someone's wedding day, is a reference to the Music/AlanisMorissette song that is the trope namer for IsntItIronic [[note]] But isn't it ironic that nothing in a song called "Isn't it ironic" is ironic? [[/note]] Note that additional factors ''could'' have made this situation ironic, such as the wedding having been previously rescheduled in an attempt to avoid rain... especially if the original date turned out to be sunny after all. That said, writing a song about non-ironic things and then naming that song "Ironic" is in and of itself, ironic.

-->'''Roy''': I'm gonna beat you with your own paint! How's that for irony?
-->'''Roy''': [[AvertedTrope Yeah, I know what irony is.]] Knowledge is power, so I started going to night school.

* ''Series/{{Psych}}'':
** Shawn in one episode.
--->'''Gus:''' That's not irony, Shawn.
** And in another:
--->'''Shawn:''' That's ironic, right?\\
'''Gus:''' What's ironic is that you have to keep asking me what irony is.

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* In ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'', what makes Kirito and Asuna start to really appreciate Yui is when she corrects Yullier that the "peace conference" in a dungeon that turned out to be a trap her husband fell into isn't ironic, but closer to "completely expected."
-->'''Yulier:''' Wha... what are you talking about?\\
'''Yui:''' [[LiteralMinded Irony, noun: "A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects, and is often amusing as a result."]] Example: Your leader is named Thinker, [[BrutalHonesty yet he appears to be something of a dullard.]]\\
'''Yulier:''' (''gasps'')\\
'''Kirito:''' Holy ''cow'', Yui! That was amazing! I wish I had like [[MicDrop a tiny mic for you to drop!]]\\
'''Asuna:''' ''[[{{Squee}} Oh my god, that would be adorable!]]''
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* In the SpinOff comic ''Webcomic/{{ParadoxSpace}}'' Karkat and Vriska have an exchange like that during "Con Faire."

* The right side of the picture, showing rain on someone's wedding day, is a reference to the Music/AlanisMorissette song that is the trope namer for IsntItIronic [[note]] But isn't it ironic that nothing in a song called "Isn't it ironic" is ironic? [[/note]] Note that additional factors ''could'' have made this situation ironic, such as the wedding having been previously rescheduled in an attempt to avoid rain... especially if the original date turned out to be sunny after all.
That said, writing a song about non-ironic things and then naming that song "Ironic" is in and of itself, ironic.

* In a version of the Trope Picture, the Joker in ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' diverts the police convoy to the lower level of the roadway through Gotham City by using a firetruck, on fire.

--> "Now that you have a billion dollars, perhaps you'd like to buy yourself a dictionary, because irony is not a black fly in your chardonnay. Irony is a Scotsman cloning a sheep. Irony is renaming the national airport after [[UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan the president]] that fired all of the air traffic controllers."

* An episode of ''Series/TheKingOfQueens'' had Doug call something ironic and Arthur insist that that's not what irony is. [[BrickJoke At the end of the episode]], Arthur wakes Doug up in the middle of the night claiming he looked up ironic in the dictionary, and admits he was wrong: he thought "ironic" meant "made entirely of iron".

** Inversion: Castle and Beckett are able to identify a murderer because he sends someone to retrieve the victim's mail, which contains evidence that points to him as the killer. Beckett notes that it's ironic that the murderer's efforts to cover for himself got him caught, since the cops weren't planning to check the victim's mail and would never have found the evidence. Castle immediately thanks her for using the word ironic correctly.
** In another example Castle, has this comment for a suspect whose shrink was murdered:

* Averted in ''VideoGame/PaperMarioColorSplash''. You'd expect Roy to not be able to use irony correctly, since he's more brawn than brain, but he actually does.
--> '''Roy''': I'm gonna beat you with your own paint! How's that for irony?
--> '''Roy''': [[AvertedTrope Yeah, I know what irony is.]] Knowledge is power, so I started going to night school.

* Played straight and subverted in one episode of ''WesternAnimation/HerculesTheAnimatedSeries''. Athena hires Hercules to steal a new magic bow that was gifted to Ares by Hephaestus, which unknown to everyone, is a sapient DeadpanSnarker with an annoying voice. Hercules gets captured and is about to be executed by Ares with the bow and he comments on how ironic it is that Hercules will be killed with the very bow he attempted to steal. Played straight as the bow itself interrupts him to say that no, its [[LaserGuidedKarma Poetic Justice]]. Later, as Hercules is escaping, Ares takes a shot at him with the bow and misses causing heavy damage to Sparta, the subverison now happens as the bow explains that this was irony.

* In [[http://nonadventures.com/2008/05/17/asp-hat/ this]] strip of ''Webcomic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella'', Wonderita receives an ironic curse that isn't. [[CursedWithAwesome And then another curse that isn't a curse at all.]]

* The right side of the picture, showing rain on someone's wedding day, is a reference to the Music/AlanisMorissette song that is the trope namer for IsntItIronic [[note]] But isn't it ironic that nothing in a song called "Isn't it ironic" is ironic? [[/note]]

-->'''Bender:''' ''[reading from a dictionary]'' "The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention" Now ''that'' ''IS'' ''irony''!

-->'''Bender:''' ''[reading from the dictionary}]'' "The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention" Now ''that'' ''IS'' ''irony''.

[[caption-width-right:350:[[IsntItIronic Irony is not coincidence]], Music/{{Alanis|Morissette}}.]]

[[caption-width-right:350:Irony is not coincidence.]]

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* In the movie ''Film/RealityBites'', Lelaina was refused a job because she was unable to define irony. She then complains to Troy that nobody knows what it means, and he promptly replies with a clear and succinct definition.
** Though it seems even Troy doesn't know what it is, since his definition "when the actual meaning is the complete opposite of the literal meaning" is contradictory to the point of bordering on paradox.

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* A running gag in ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' regarding dwarves is that they are so straightforward, serious, and unimaginative that they think that irony means "something like iron." [[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony It technically does (second entry)]], but it's definitely not the ''most common'' usage.
* In ''Literature/{{Jam}}'' by Creator/BenCroshaw, the central gag of the Bagmen living in a mall is that their group was founded by a bunch of young people on some survivalist internet forum, who constantly misuse the term {{irony}} due to MemeticMutation. Tim eventually [[YouKeepUsingThatWord calls them out on this]] while campaigning to become their new leader.

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* Shawn from ''Series/{{Psych}}'' in one episode.
-->'''Gus:''' That's not irony, Shawn.
** And in another episode of ''Psych'':
--->'''Shawn:''' That's ironic, right?
--->'''Gus:''' What's ironic is that you have to keep asking me what irony is.
* Jason Alexander as host of ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' hosted the ShowWithinAShow "Tales of Irony," during which he complained that none were ironic.

* From ''Series/{{Blackadder}}'':
-->'''Blackadder:''' Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
-->'''Baldrick:''' Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.
** DumbassHasAPoint, though-- that ''was'' an obsolete definition of "irony"...
* ''Series/JustShootMe'', "When Nina Met Elliot". After Nina realizes that she was the one who ran Elliot over that day he was going to propose to her girlfriend, the following exchange occurs:
--> '''Nina:''' You know what's ironic? The same day I ran Elliot down, is the same day I ruined his life forever.
--> '''Maya:''' That's not ironic, that's what happened!
--> '''Nina:''' So true.

---> '''Elliot:''' It's ironic, but you running me over that night may have been the best thing that ever happened to me.
---> '''Nina:''' Elliot, that's not ironic, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint that's what happened.]]
* Inversion from ''Series/{{Castle}}'': Castle and Beckett are able to identify a murderer because he sends someone to retrieve the victim's mail, which contains evidence that points to him as the killer. Beckett notes that it's ironic that the murderer's efforts to cover for himself got him caught, since the cops weren't planning to check the victim's mail and would never have found the evidence. Castle immediately thanks her for using the word ironic correctly.
** In another example Castle has this comment for a suspect whose shrink was murdered:
-->'''Castle:''' It's a common mistake, but it's not ironic that Dr. Cosway's not here for you to lean on. It's just simply tragic. It would be ironic if her death made you feel better.
* An episode of the short lived series ''Series/TheGeorgeWendtShow'' contains an example. When someone said something sarcastic, George responded as if he took him seriously. Someone else then said condescendingly, "He was being ironic," to which George replied, "Actually, he was being sarcastic. But it's ironic that you didn't know that."

--> You better
--> figure out the difference
--> irony is not coincidence
** The right side of the picture, showing rain on someone's wedding day, is a reference to the Music/AlanisMorissette song that is the trope namer for IsntItIronic [[note]] But isn't it ironic that nothing in a song called "Isn't it ironic" is ironic? [[/note]]

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* Many comedians (in particular Irish comic Creator/EdByrne) observed that the Music/AlanisMorissette song "Ironic" did not contain a single thing that was ironic, but that may be the point of the song. Herbert Lindenberger, professor of comparative literature and English at Stanford, went on Creator/{{NPR}} to explain that the Morisette song had perfect examples of situational irony and cosmic irony. So apparently, it's pretty (drumroll please) ''ironic'' when people claim that the examples in the song are not ironic. According to people who are a lot more educated than most of us.
* Comedian Sabrina Matthews on the song:
--> "Now that you have a billion dollars, perhaps you'd like to buy yourself a dictionary, because irony is not a black fly in your chardonnay. Irony is a Scotsman cloning a sheep. Irony is renaming the national airport after [[UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan the president]] that fired all of the air traffic controllers."
* One of Music/JonLajoie's many rapper personas (from "WTF Collective") is MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin He really, really doesn't.]]
--> "Yo I'm MC Doesn't-Know-What-Irony-Is,
--> Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss,
--> She said 'Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick'
--> I said 'Hell yeah, bitch! That's so ironic!'"
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-->'''uu:''' HOW VERY IRONIC. THAT A LIFE HANGS IN THE BALANCE. [=uPON=] [=YOuR=] WILLINGNESS TO DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY.
-->'''uu:''' THE VERY PORNOGRAPHY. WHICH [=YOu=] HAVE SPENT A LIFETIME DRAWING. IN [=YOuR=] SPARE TIME. [=BECAuSE=] [=YOu=] [=PRESuMABLY=] ENJOY DOING SO.
-->'''TT:''' How is that ironic?
** TT has a personal stake in this; if there's one thing the Strider boys are ''totally sincere'' about, it's irony.
** In the SpinOff comic ''Webcomic/{{ParadoxSpace}}'' Karkat and Vriska have an exchange like that during "Con Faire."
-->'''Vriska:''' [[Film/ConAir Define irony........ A bunch of idiots]] who don't have a chance against ''[[SmugSnake me]][[VerbalTic !!!!!!!!]]''
-->'''Karkat:''' [[LampshadeHanging THAT WAS NOT IRONIC AT ALL, VRISKA!]]

--> '''Dr. Ironologue:''' The ''irony!'' To be crushed by a giant gorilla... on my ''birthday!''
--> '''Science Guy:''' That's not ironic.

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* In the season 2 finale of ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', Grif comments on the irony of the two rival teams [[EnemyMine being forced to work together]], which prompted an argument over whether the scenario fit the definition of "ironic."
-->'''Grif''': So now the reds and the blues have to work together. How ironic.\\
'''Simmons''': That's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to ''hurt'' each other.\\
'''Donut''': No, ironic would be if instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped ''him''.\\
'''Sarge''': I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.\\
'''[[CloudCuckooLander Caboose]]''': I think it would be ironic [[LiteralMetaphor if everyone was made of iron]].\\
''Two Hours Later''\\
'''Church''': Okay... so we all agree that while the current situation is not ''totally'' ironic, the fact that we now have to work together is odd in an unexpected way that defies our normal circumstances. Is everybody ''happy'' with that?
* Dave, the Inner Hipster of [[WebVideo/LukeMochrieAndTheInners Film Conscience]].
--> "You're missing the point, man. Was ''Plan 9'' purposefully ironic? ''Troll 2''? ''The Room''? What do those movies have in common?"
--> "You have a T-shirt for each of them?"
--> "Well, yeah. That."
* In ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'', what makes Kirito and Asuna start to really appreciate Yui is when she corrects Yullier that the "peace conference" in a dungeon that turned out to be a trap her husband fell into isn't ironic, but closer to "completely expected."
-->'''Yulier:''' Wha... what are you talking about?\\
'''Yui:''' [[LiteralMinded Irony, noun: "A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects, and is often amusing as a result."]] Example: Your leader is named Thinker, [[BrutalHonesty yet he appears to be something of a dullard.]]\\
'''Yulier:''' (''gasps'')\\
'''Kirito:''' Holy ''cow'', Yui! That was amazing! I wish I had like [[MicDrop a tiny mic for you to drop!]]\\
'''Asuna:''' ''[[{{Squee}} Oh my god, that would be adorable!]]''

* A running gag in the ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'' episode "The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings" is Bender correcting the Robot Devil on his use and abuse of the word "irony".
--> '''Bender (reading from the dictionary):''' "The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention" Now ''that'' ''IS'' ''irony''
** However, the first instance of the Robot Devil's use of irony is actually a form of situational irony. You think the wheel is going to land on Bender's name, but it hits the Robot Devil's instead: Bender's statement "It's not ironic, it's just coincidental!" is not only incorrect as it is in fact ironic, but it is not coincidental. However, Bender is still correct from his point of view, since the characters had no inclination on where it was going to land, and without narrative causality, it was just a coincidence.
* Played straight and subverted in one episode of ''WesternAnimation/HerculesTheAnimatedSeries''. Athena hires Hercules to steal a new magic bow that was gifted to Ares by Hephaestus, which unknown to everyone, was a sapient DeadpanSnarker with an annoying voice. Hercules gets captured and is about to be executed by Ares with the bow and he comments on how ironic it is that Hercules will be killed with the very bow he attempted to steal. Played straight as the bow itself interrupts him to say that no, its [[LaserGuidedKarma Poetic Justice]]. Later, as Hercules is escaping, Ares takes a shot at him with the bow and misses causing heavy damage to Sparta, the subverison now happens as the bow explains that that was irony.

[[folder: Stand-up Comedy]]
* Many comedians (in particular Irish comic Ed Byrne) observed that the Music/AlanisMorissette song "Ironic" did not contain a single thing that was ironic, but that may be the point of the song. Herbert Lindenberger, professor of comparative literature and English at Stanford, went on Creator/{{NPR}} to explain that the Morisette song had perfect examples of situational irony and cosmic irony. So apparently, it's pretty (drumroll please) ''ironic'' when people claim that the examples in the song are not ironic. According to people who are a lot more educated than most of us.

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