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17th Mar '16 4:41:15 PM trixus
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* In ''Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo'' when the count's servant report one of his guess is the one he tried to kill years ago by stabbing him the count simply said he aimed too high or too low so the knife hit a rib instead of the heart.

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* In ''Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo'' when the count's servant report reported one of his guess guest is the one he tried to kill years ago by stabbing him the count simply said he aimed too high or too low so the knife hit a rib instead of the heart.
heart. The truth is Dante knows already all about the ordeal since he is setting up his revenge scheme on the guest.
17th Mar '16 4:39:05 PM trixus
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* In ''Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo'' when the count's servant report one of his guess is the one he tried to kill years ago by stabbing him the count simply said he aimed too high or too low so the knife hit a rib instead of the heart.



** Dr. [=McNinja=] has to use this to explain to ''[[TheGrimReaper Death]]'' why he'll live after being shot multiple times. Subverted when Death doesn't care about his diagnosis, and Dr. [=McNinja=] has to beat the snot out of him to go free. Also, he's a real doctor.

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** Dr. [=McNinja=] has to use this to explain to ''[[TheGrimReaper Death]]'' why he'll live after being shot multiple times.times (it's BlatantLies though as he is clearly dead from blood loss after that and only says arteries shmarteries). Subverted when Death doesn't care about his diagnosis, and Dr. [=McNinja=] has to beat the snot out of him to go free. Also, he's a real doctor.
20th Jan '16 11:11:26 AM Willbyr
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* Kenshiro of ''FistOfTheNorthStar'' is famous for this. Nearly every single one of his {{Finishing Move}}s has him describing in detail the [[CurbStompBattle smack down]] he laid on a poor {{Mook}} (describing which pressure point/s he hit) and what the results will be ([[MadeOfPlasticine exploding heads]], uncontrollable body movements, HighPressureBlood).

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* Kenshiro of ''FistOfTheNorthStar'' ''Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar'' is famous for this. Nearly every single one of his {{Finishing Move}}s has him describing in detail the [[CurbStompBattle smack down]] he laid on a poor {{Mook}} (describing which pressure point/s he hit) and what the results will be ([[MadeOfPlasticine exploding heads]], uncontrollable body movements, HighPressureBlood).



* Rikiya Gaou of ''{{Eyeshield21}}'', after he [[spoiler: breaks Hiruma's right arm]] was able to identify exactly what part of the arm he broke, the humerus.

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* Rikiya Gaou of ''{{Eyeshield21}}'', ''Manga/{{Eyeshield 21}}'', after he [[spoiler: breaks Hiruma's right arm]] was able to identify exactly what part of the arm he broke, the humerus.



* Siegfried's win quotes in ''[[VideoGame/SoulSeries Soulcalibur III]]''.
-->'''Siegfried:''' I avoided your vitals. You'll live.

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* Siegfried's win quotes in ''[[VideoGame/SoulSeries Soulcalibur III]]''.
-->'''Siegfried:'''
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** Siegfried's win quotes:
--->'''Siegfried:'''
I avoided your vitals. You'll live.



* ''CrossChannel'': The protagonist Taichi Kurosu displays uncanny medical knowledge at certain points during the game by quickly and effectively diagnosing injuries his friends have received. The "BadAss" part of the trope derives from the fact that he also committed mass murder as a child and has a long-standing relationship with an expert [[{{Ninja}} kunoichi]].

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* ''CrossChannel'': ''VisualNovel/CrossChannel'': The protagonist Taichi Kurosu displays uncanny medical knowledge at certain points during the game by quickly and effectively diagnosing injuries his friends have received. The "BadAss" part of the trope derives from the fact that he also committed mass murder as a child and has a long-standing relationship with an expert [[{{Ninja}} kunoichi]].
6th Jan '16 8:38:03 PM nombretomado
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* Siegfried's win quotes in ''[[SoulSeries Soulcalibur III]]''.

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* Siegfried's win quotes in ''[[SoulSeries ''[[VideoGame/SoulSeries Soulcalibur III]]''.
27th Dec '15 4:53:50 PM nombretomado
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* Spoofed in ''{{Slayers}}'' where Zelgadis tells the villain how he decided to spare him and used the blunt side of the sword, only to realize that his sword is double-edged.

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* Spoofed in ''{{Slayers}}'' ''{{LightNovel/Slayers}}'' where Zelgadis tells the villain how he decided to spare him and used the blunt side of the sword, only to realize that his sword is double-edged.
12th Dec '15 4:30:30 PM nombretomado
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* It's after the fact, but in ''[[XWingSeries Iron Fist]]'' [[CombatMedic Doctor]] Ton Phanan explains that he [[SlashedThroat cut the attacker's throat]], severing the carotid artery, with his laser scalpel.

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* It's after the fact, but in ''[[XWingSeries ''[[Literature/XWingSeries Iron Fist]]'' [[CombatMedic Doctor]] Ton Phanan explains that he [[SlashedThroat cut the attacker's throat]], severing the carotid artery, with his laser scalpel.
11th Aug '15 11:18:26 AM ChaoticNovelist
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** How do you avoid ''anything'' with a {{BFS}} that big? Especially given that one of his moves features him stabbing his opponent ''in the head''. A two foot wide sword, driven directly into your skull... maybe if it were Voldo.
*** That's ridiculous. Voldo doesn't have vitals!



* In one chapter of ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'', Dr. [=McNinja=] actually has to use this to explain to ''[[TheGrimReaper Death]]'' why he'll live after being shot multiple times. Subverted when Death doesn't care about his diagnosis, and Dr. [=McNinja=] has to beat the snot out of him to go free. Also, he's an actual doctor.

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* In one chapter of ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'', ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'',
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Dr. [=McNinja=] actually has to use this to explain to ''[[TheGrimReaper Death]]'' why he'll live after being shot multiple times. Subverted when Death doesn't care about his diagnosis, and Dr. [=McNinja=] has to beat the snot out of him to go free. Also, he's an actual a real doctor.
11th Aug '15 10:26:15 AM ChaoticNovelist
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-->'''Holmes''': First, [[AHandfulForAnEye distract target]]. [[AwesomenessByAnalysis Then block his blind jab]]. Counter with cross to left cheek. [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Discombobulate]]. Dazed, he'll attempt wild haymaker. [[NoSell Employ elbow block and body shot. Block feral left]]. [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Weaken right jaw. Now fracture. Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm.]] [[AfterActionReport In summary]], [[CurbStompBattle ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken. Diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks.]] [[MindScrew Full psychological recovery: six months]]. Capacity to [[DisproportionateRetribution spit at back of head]]: neutralized.

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-->'''Holmes''': First, [[AHandfulForAnEye distract target]]. [[AwesomenessByAnalysis Then block his blind jab]]. Counter with cross to left cheek. [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Discombobulate]]. Dazed, he'll attempt wild haymaker. [[NoSell Employ elbow block and body shot. Block feral left]]. [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Weaken right jaw. Now fracture. Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm.]] [[AfterActionReport In summary]], [[CurbStompBattle ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken. Diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks.]] [[MindScrew Full psychological recovery: six months]].months. Capacity to [[DisproportionateRetribution spit at back of head]]: neutralized.
3rd Jul '15 7:11:26 AM DeisTheAlcano
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--->'''Superdickery:''' [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=209:i-just-broke-three-of-your-ribs&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 That's pretty impressive seeing as how he'd just punched him in the crotch.]]

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--->'''Superdickery:''' -->'''Superdickery:''' [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=209:i-just-broke-three-of-your-ribs&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 That's pretty impressive seeing as how he'd just punched him in the crotch.]]



* A rather indirect example from "{{Louie}}'', where nuns at a Catholic school bring in a doctor (played by [[Film/RoboCop2 Tom]] [[Film/TheHouseOfTheDevil Noonan]]) to graphically and viscerally explain to the young main character and his classmates the violence suffered by Christ during his crucifixion.

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* A rather indirect example from "{{Louie}}'', ''{{Louie}}'', where nuns at a Catholic school bring in a doctor (played by [[Film/RoboCop2 Tom]] [[Film/TheHouseOfTheDevil Noonan]]) to graphically and viscerally explain to the young main character and his classmates the violence suffered by Christ during his crucifixion.
3rd Jul '15 6:00:12 AM Morgenthaler
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* Marv from ''SinCity'', when he breaks the lawyer's arm in three places.
* Sarah Connor from ''[[{{Terminator}} Terminator 2]]'' when she breaks the doc's hand, even if she is wrong.

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* Marv from ''SinCity'', ''Film/SinCity'', when he breaks the lawyer's arm in three places.
* Sarah Connor from ''[[{{Terminator}} Terminator 2]]'' ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay'' when she breaks the doc's hand, even if she is wrong.



* In the movie ''{{Cellular}}'', [[spoiler:a kidnapped high-school teacher stabs her kidnapper in the arm with a pair of scissors then tells him "Tenth grade biology. Brachial artery... pumps thirty liters of blood a minute. There's only five in the human body. I'm sorry."]]

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* In the movie ''{{Cellular}}'', ''Film/{{Cellular}}'', [[spoiler:a kidnapped high-school teacher stabs her kidnapper in the arm with a pair of scissors then tells him "Tenth grade biology. Brachial artery... pumps thirty liters of blood a minute. There's only five in the human body. I'm sorry."]]



* Done in ''BlackNinja'' as the eponymous character tells a villain how the hero has paralyzed him for life. The scene is especially odd because the villain is on the toilet, and the only sound aside from the hero talking is a bunch of farting noises.

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* Done in ''BlackNinja'' ''Film/BlackNinja'' as the eponymous character tells a villain how the hero has paralyzed him for life. The scene is especially odd because the villain is on the toilet, and the only sound aside from the hero talking is a bunch of farting noises.
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