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31st Jan '17 6:24:52 PM LinTaylor
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* Vegeta in ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' fires a Galick Gun through Bulma's roof at the climax.
** Apparently, Saiyans just have Ki-based orgasms, as Goku does the same with Chi-Chi.

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* Vegeta A RunningGag in ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' fires has a Galick Gun Saiyan character launching his signature [[KamehameHadoken ki attack]] through Bulma's the roof whenever he has sex. So far this has happened with Vegeta, Goku, and ''would'' have happened with Future Gohan if the team hadn't scrapped the joke at the climax.
** Apparently, Saiyans just have Ki-based orgasms, as Goku does the same with Chi-Chi.
last minute.
21st Dec '16 1:56:04 PM Allronix
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* In the ''Franchise/StarTrek'' universe, this is pretty much a Klingon's idea of a hot date (the violence being less "trigger" and more "foreplay").

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* In the ''Franchise/StarTrek'' universe, this is pretty much a Klingon's idea of a hot date (the violence being less "trigger" and more "foreplay"). Worf explains:
--->'''Worf:''' Men do not roar. Women roar! And they...hurl heavy objects. He reads love poetry. He ducks a lot.
15th Dec '16 7:32:37 PM SAMAS
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** Apparently, Saiyans just have Ki-based orgasms, as Goku does the same with Chi-Chi.
5th Nov '16 10:57:27 PM Xelloss08
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* In the ''Literature/{{Zeroes}}'' series, occurs when Crash and Mob have sex for the first time. When Crash climaxes, she briefly loses control of her superpower and accidentally destroys a nearby ship.
31st Oct '16 12:54:23 AM X2X
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* Any sexual encounter with extraspecies in ''Manga/{{Daily Life With Monster Girl}}'' due to their strength. Kimihito admits that he must train his body like crazy to have a chance of surviving the wedding night with whoever he marries.

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* Any sexual encounter with extraspecies in ''Manga/{{Daily Life With Monster Girl}}'' ''Manga/DailyLifeWithMonsterGirl'' due to their strength. Kimihito admits that he must train his body like crazy to have a chance of surviving the wedding night with whoever he marries.



** Buck's "Snerta" brand mattress is labeled [[http://www.airshipentertainment.com/buckcomic.php?date=20071020 "(Tough enough for a Hoffman)..but no funny stuff or forget it"]]
* In an issue of ''Comicbook/{{Daredevil}}'' set during the ''Inferno'' storyline, Kingpin gets into a fight with Typhoid Mary--whom he hired to kill Daredevil--that ends in sex. After the deed is done, the office is half-pulverized, half burned-down (from Mary's mutant powers), and they both have this smug look while getting dressed, thinking the other is completely wrapped around their finger.
** Also an example in Frank Miller's "The Man Without Fear" miniseries. Foggy arrives at the dorm room he shares with Matt and yells that the chain is on. A shirtless Matt cracks the door open and says to give him a minute. Quite a while later, a smiling Elektra comes out of the room. Foggy enters and finds the room utterly destroyed and Matt wearing only his underwear and a smile. "She really is a nice girl, Foggy..."
* In ''Comicbook/TheDarkKnightStrikesAgain'', Comicbook/{{Superman}} and Comicbook/WonderWoman have sex, resulting in earthquakes, tidal waves and more forms of destruction on a massive scale.
** Parodied by comic artist Stjepan Šejić [[http://nebezial.deviantart.com/art/doesn-t-matter-had-snu-snu-418949142?q=gallery%3Anebezial%2F38836002&qo=29 who created an image]] that had Superman suggest to Wonder Woman that they should leave the area when news crews show up wondering why ''Mount Everest'' had been reduced to rubble.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20236_6-insane-disney-comics-you-wont-believe-are-real.html 6 Insane Disney Comics You Won't Believe Are Real]] points out ''Comicbook/TheLifeAndTimesOfScroogeMcDuck'' story "The Prisoner of White Agony Creek", which [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar heavily implies]] Scrooge and Goldie's SlapSlapKiss relationship culminates in this.

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** Buck's "Snerta" brand mattress is labeled [[http://www.airshipentertainment.com/buckcomic.php?date=20071020 "(Tough enough for a Hoffman)..Hoffman)...but no funny stuff or forget it"]]
* In an issue of ''Comicbook/{{Daredevil}}'' ''ComicBook/{{Daredevil}}'' set during the ''Inferno'' storyline, Kingpin gets into a fight with Typhoid Mary--whom he hired to kill Daredevil--that ends in sex. After the deed is done, the office is half-pulverized, half burned-down (from Mary's mutant powers), and they both have this smug look while getting dressed, thinking the other is completely wrapped around their finger.
** Also an example in Frank Miller's Creator/FrankMiller's "The Man Without Fear" miniseries. Foggy arrives at the dorm room he shares with Matt and yells that the chain is on. A shirtless Matt cracks the door open and says to give him a minute. Quite a while later, a smiling Elektra comes out of the room. Foggy enters and finds the room utterly destroyed and Matt wearing only his underwear and a smile. "She really is a nice girl, Foggy..."
* In ''Comicbook/TheDarkKnightStrikesAgain'', Comicbook/{{Superman}} ''ComicBook/TheDarkKnightStrikesAgain'', Franchise/{{Superman}} and Comicbook/WonderWoman Franchise/WonderWoman have sex, resulting in earthquakes, tidal waves and more forms of destruction on a massive scale.
** Parodied by comic artist Stjepan Šejić [[Webcomic/{{Sunstone}} Stjepan]] [[ComicBook/Switch2015 Šejić]] [[http://nebezial.deviantart.com/art/doesn-t-matter-had-snu-snu-418949142?q=gallery%3Anebezial%2F38836002&qo=29 com/art/doesn-t-matter-had-snu-snu-418949142 who created an image]] that had Superman suggest to Wonder Woman that they should leave the area when news crews show up wondering why ''Mount Everest'' had been reduced to rubble.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20236_6-insane-disney-comics-you-wont-believe-are-real.html 6 Insane Disney Comics You Won't Believe Are Real]] points out ''Comicbook/TheLifeAndTimesOfScroogeMcDuck'' story "The Prisoner of White Agony Creek", Creek," which [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar heavily implies]] Scrooge and Goldie's SlapSlapKiss relationship culminates in this.



** Don Rosa himself said that he didn't show the scene because Disney wouldn't have allowed what he intended them to do.

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** Don Rosa Creator/DonRosa himself said that he didn't show the scene because Disney wouldn't have allowed what he intended them to do.



* Scandal Savage and Knockout of the ''ComicBook/SecretSix'' both genuinely love each other, but due to one being a DarkActionGirl and the other being a former Female Fury they managed to trash several successive hotel rooms when they went out together, as [[http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_licyw3MrHx1qcz7kio1_500.jpg seen here]].
* Although what exactly happened between Comicbook/{{X 23}} and Teen!Warren after their date in ''Comicbook/AllNewXMen'' has thus far been left as DidTheyOrDidntThey, one of the arguments for "did" is Laura waking up at one of the Worthington family retreats to find the bedroom utterly trashed, with upended (and apparently ''clawed'') furniture, scattered books and other decor, and clothes strewn all over the place. Whatever ''actually'' happened, it clearly got rather wild.

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* Scandal Savage and Knockout of the ''ComicBook/SecretSix'' both genuinely love each other, but due to one being a DarkActionGirl and the other being a former [[ComicBook/NewGods Female Fury Fury]] they managed to trash several successive hotel rooms when they went out together, as [[http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_licyw3MrHx1qcz7kio1_500.jpg seen here]].
here.]]
* Although what exactly happened between Comicbook/{{X 23}} and Teen!Warren after their date in ''Comicbook/AllNewXMen'' ''ComicBook/AllNewXMen'' has thus far been left as DidTheyOrDidntThey, one of the arguments for "did" is Laura waking up at one of the Worthington family retreats to find the bedroom utterly trashed, with upended (and apparently ''clawed'') furniture, scattered books and other decor, and clothes strewn all over the place. Whatever ''actually'' happened, it clearly got rather wild.



* ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'': In chapter 50 Asuka and Shinji have a talk that devolves into an argument and a martial arts fight. Milder than other examples, they do not damage too much the furniture and the fight finishes quickly when Asuka throws Shinji onto the bed before landing onto him and kissing him. Passionate lovemaking ensued.
* In the last part of the ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' fanfic [[http://idioticonion.livejournal.com/102964.html "Instant Pleasure"]], Marshall, Lily, Ted, Robin, and Barney's extremely vigorous ''[[UpToEleven five]][[ThreeWaySex -way]]'' causes the bed to collapse under them.

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* ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'': ''FanFic/ACrownOfStars'': In chapter 50 Chapter 50, Asuka and Shinji have a talk that devolves into an argument and a martial arts fight. Milder than other examples, they do not damage too much the furniture and the fight finishes quickly when Asuka throws Shinji onto the bed before landing onto him and kissing him. Passionate lovemaking ensued.
* In the last part of the ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' fanfic fan fic [[http://idioticonion.livejournal.com/102964.html "Instant Pleasure"]], Pleasure,"]] Marshall, Lily, Ted, Robin, and Barney's extremely vigorous ''[[UpToEleven five]][[ThreeWaySex -way]]'' causes the bed to collapse under them.



* In one ''Literature/{{Percy Jackson|and the Olympians}}'' fanfic, which involved Nicox/Percy slash, it is revealed that children of the Big Three can never engage in coitus--their powers mix and go out of control. In their case, Percy manipulates copious amounts of water without thinking, and Nico makes the earth shift. There's a high risk level with this, and Nico sums it up quite nicely: "We're a mudslide waiting to happen."
* In the [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs rather bizarre]] ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/56651/3/beyond-the-goddess-within/chapter-3-hostility "Beyond The Goddess Within"]] Rarity and Twilight Sparkle fight over Spike, and halfway through, begin to have sex. [[TwoBeingsOneBody Then they fuse together.]]
* We can only speculate what happens in chapter thirty-two of ''{{Fanfic/Shinji and Warhammer 40k}}'', when several female cast members decide the best way to deal with Shinji's sync-ratio problems is to resolve some pent-up teenage stress with the help of the local (tantric) priests, and drag Asuka along for the ride. All we know for sure is that several buildings collapse, portents of doom are sensed throughout Tokyo-3, [[EliteMooks Terminators]] have to be deployed, and Shinji and Asuka absolutely refuse to discuss it.

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* In one ''Literature/{{Percy Jackson|and the Olympians}}'' fanfic, Jackson|AndTheOlympians}}'' fan fic, which involved Nicox/Percy slash, it is revealed that children of the Big Three can never engage in coitus--their powers mix and go out of control. In their case, Percy manipulates copious amounts of water without thinking, and Nico makes the earth shift. There's a high risk level with this, and Nico sums it up quite nicely: "We're a mudslide waiting to happen."
* In the [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs rather bizarre]] ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic fan fic [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/56651/3/beyond-the-goddess-within/chapter-3-hostility "Beyond The Goddess Within"]] Rarity and Twilight Sparkle fight over Spike, and halfway through, begin to have sex. [[TwoBeingsOneBody Then they fuse together.]]
* We can only speculate what happens in chapter thirty-two Chapter 32 of ''{{Fanfic/Shinji and Warhammer 40k}}'', ''FanFic/ShinjiAndWarhammer40K'', when several female cast members decide the best way to deal with Shinji's sync-ratio problems is to resolve some pent-up teenage stress with the help of the local (tantric) priests, and drag Asuka along for the ride. All we know for sure is that several buildings collapse, portents of doom are sensed throughout Tokyo-3, [[EliteMooks Terminators]] have to be deployed, and Shinji and Asuka absolutely refuse to discuss it.



* [[Literature/HarryPotter Harry]] and [[Comicbook/TeenTitans Raven]] apparently didn't have particularly wild sex in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9619840/1/The-Complications-of-a-Vegas-Wedding The Complications of a Vegas Wedding]]'' so much as their powers both react to intense emotions. The walls, floors, and ceilings of their suite were left ridiculous combinations of colors, the walls all had scorch marks, most of the furniture had been thrown across the room, the windows were blown out, and the headboard of the bed had grown into a tree.

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* [[Literature/HarryPotter Harry]] and [[Comicbook/TeenTitans [[ComicBook/TeenTitans Raven]] apparently didn't have particularly wild sex in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9619840/1/The-Complications-of-a-Vegas-Wedding The Complications of a Vegas Wedding]]'' so much as their powers both react to intense emotions. The walls, floors, and ceilings of their suite were left ridiculous combinations of colors, the walls all had scorch marks, most of the furniture had been thrown across the room, the windows were blown out, and the headboard of the bed had grown into a tree.



* There is a prominent one in ''Film/ThreeHundredRiseOfAnEmpire'' between the hero and the main villain nonetheless. The fact is that Artemisia is looking for a man to be at her side, and as her Generals prove to be totally incompetent, she summons Themistokles to her ship, gives him a WeCanRuleTogether speech and tries to kiss him. He falls for the temptation and they proceed to have sex so violent that it's more like a "Who's raping who" contest. After she shows her satisfaction for finally finding a real man up to her status, he simply replies "No".

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* There is a prominent one in ''Film/ThreeHundredRiseOfAnEmpire'' between the hero and the main villain nonetheless. The fact is that Artemisia is looking for a man to be at her side, and as her Generals prove to be totally incompetent, she summons Themistokles to her ship, gives him a WeCanRuleTogether speech and tries to kiss him. He falls for the temptation and they proceed to have sex so violent that it's more like a "Who's raping who" contest. After she shows her satisfaction for finally finding a real man up to her status, he simply replies "No"."No."



* The act performed by the possessed Dana Barrett and Louis Tully in ''Film/{{Ghostbusters 1984}}'' could be considered an extreme example of this trope, as it [[spoiler:was supposed to bring about the END OF THE WORLD.]] Sex doesn't get much more destructive than that.
** And ''did'' completely trash Dana's apartment beyond the dreams of rock bands, to the point of blowing the outside wall out completely and revealing the walled-over stairway to the rooftop. (There's a reason this all started in Dana's pad..)

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* The act performed by the possessed Dana Barrett and Louis Tully in ''Film/{{Ghostbusters 1984}}'' ''Film/Ghostbusters1984'' could be considered an extreme example of this trope, as it [[spoiler:was supposed to bring about the END OF THE WORLD.]] WORLD]]. Sex doesn't get much more destructive than that.
** And ''did'' completely trash Dana's apartment beyond the dreams of rock bands, to the point of blowing the outside wall out completely and revealing the walled-over stairway to the rooftop. (There's a reason this all started in Dana's pad..pad.)



* ''Film/MrAndMrsSmith'' - John and Jane Smith are trying to kill each other for plot-related reasons. But despite the fact that they're trying to kill each other and hate each other for the mutual betrayal, they still love each other. They're using guns, and when the bullets run out, they go hand-to-hand. They throw each other bodily all over their marital home, floor to ceiling, room to room (not necessarily using doors for it), and finally give into their desires. They make love on the single clean spot left on the floor, unconcerned that the house is completely destroyed, and that they have other problems.

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* ''Film/MrAndMrsSmith'' - ''Film/MrAndMrsSmith'': John and Jane Smith are trying to kill each other for plot-related reasons. But despite the fact that they're trying to kill each other and hate each other for the mutual betrayal, they still love each other. They're using guns, and when the bullets run out, they go hand-to-hand. They throw each other bodily all over their marital home, floor to ceiling, room to room (not necessarily using doors for it), and finally give into their desires. They make love on the single clean spot left on the floor, unconcerned that the house is completely destroyed, and that they have other problems.



* The sex scenes in ''Film/MySuperExGirlfriend'' - one of them just breaks the legs of the bed. One sends it through the wall into the next door apartment. One ends up with a large shark thrown at it, but that's something of another story...

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* The sex scenes in ''Film/MySuperExGirlfriend'' - ''Film/MySuperExGirlfriend'': one of them just breaks the legs of the bed. One sends it through the wall into the next door apartment. One ends up with a large shark thrown at it, but that's something of another story...



* Parodied in ''Film/ShootEmUp'', in which Clive Owen and Monica Belucci have sex during a gunfight.

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* Parodied in ''Film/ShootEmUp'', in which Clive Owen Creator/CliveOwen and Monica Belucci Creator/MonicaBellucci have sex during a gunfight.



* ''Film/{{Scaramouche}}'' (1952) - It starts as ''SlapSlapKiss'' with [[FryingPanOfDoom frying pans]]. It ends with a make up nookie that tears apart Lenore's carriage from the inside out (with frying pans still in hand).
* Done for pure slapstick in ''Film/TheTallGuy''. Jeff Goldblum and Emma Thompson demolish a flat the first time they have sex. Not that there's any fight involved, they just lose control a bit.

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* ''Film/{{Scaramouche}}'' (1952) - (1952): It starts as ''SlapSlapKiss'' SlapSlapKiss with [[FryingPanOfDoom frying pans]]. It ends with a make up nookie that tears apart Lenore's carriage from the inside out (with frying pans still in hand).
* Done for pure slapstick in ''Film/TheTallGuy''. Jeff Goldblum Creator/JeffGoldblum and Emma Thompson Creator/EmmaThompson demolish a flat the first time they have sex. Not that there's any fight involved, they just lose control a bit.



* After the SexyDiscretionShot of [[Film/BruceAlmighty Bruce Almighty's]] "heavenly" sex with his girlfriend, we cut to him laid in bed in the morning, with mattress cover on the floor, the mattress itself dislodged, the pillows stuffed down the back, and the duvet sloppily placed to cover Bruce's groin.

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* After the SexyDiscretionShot of [[Film/BruceAlmighty Bruce Almighty's]] Film/BruceAlmighty's "heavenly" sex with his girlfriend, we cut to him laid in bed in the morning, with mattress cover on the floor, the mattress itself dislodged, the pillows stuffed down the back, and the duvet sloppily placed to cover Bruce's groin.



* In ''[[Literature/InheritanceTrilogy The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms]]'', [[spoiler: Yeine and Nahadoth]] have one of these. It's stated that [[spoiler: Yeine is the first mortal ever to survive the experience.]]

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* In ''[[Literature/InheritanceTrilogy The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms]]'', [[spoiler: Yeine and Nahadoth]] have one of these. It's stated that [[spoiler: Yeine [[spoiler:Yeine is the first mortal ever to survive the experience.]]experience]].



* Averted and lampshaded in ''Literature/TheFaultInOurStars'' when [[spoiler:Hazel and Gus have sex, with Hazel commenting that "no headboards were broken", seemingly as a TakeThat to ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'']].

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* Averted and lampshaded in ''Literature/TheFaultInOurStars'' when [[spoiler:Hazel and Gus have sex, with Hazel commenting that "no headboards were broken", broken," seemingly as a TakeThat to ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'']].



*** And even '''''that''''' doesn't stop them - [[CoitusUninterruptus they just keep going and going]]...

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*** And even '''''that''''' doesn't stop them - -- [[CoitusUninterruptus they just keep going and going]]...



---> '''Buffy''': "When did the building fall down?"

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---> '''Buffy''': '''Buffy:''' "When did the building fall down?"



-->'''Buffy''': We missed the bed again.
-->'''Spike''': Lucky for the bed.
** The overtly sexualized scene in the season 3 finale when Buffy makes Angel vamp out and drink her blood. While he's lying on top of her, she grabs a metal object for support, and it just crumples. She also kicks a table through a wall. Angel leaves her with the most insane hickey in history through all of season 4.
** A very serious - and dangerous - example of this Trope happened between Buffy and Angel in the comic book, during Season Nine, at the urging of [[BigBad the entity that would eventually become Twilight]]. With Angel under DemonicPossession, he raised an army that all but decimated Buffy's organization. When the two actually confronted each other, they were seemingly drugged, unable to fight, and urged to give into their passion for each other. What resulted was ''airborne'' sex that caused them to smash through mountains, [[ZeroGSpot fly into orbit]], through time, and through dimensional barriers, all while creating cataclysms on Earth that resulted in Twilight's dimension being created. (Buffy and Angel managed to snap out of it then, but it was only going to get worse...)
** The whole incident is elegantly lampshaded by Kennedy later on, when she sets Buffy straight, reminding her how she [[LiteralMetaphor "literally fucked up everything"]].
* ''Series/{{Moonlighting}}'' - Dave and Maddie have a brawl that leads to throwing things and the destruction of Maddie's living room before they end up with an afterglow romantic shot in bed several minutes later.

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-->'''Buffy''': -->'''Buffy:''' We missed the bed again.
-->'''Spike''': -->'''Spike:''' Lucky for the bed.
** The overtly sexualized scene in the season Season 3 finale when Buffy makes Angel vamp out and drink her blood. While he's lying on top of her, she grabs a metal object for support, and it just crumples. She also kicks a table through a wall. Angel leaves her with the most insane hickey in history through all of season Season 4.
** A very serious - -- and dangerous - -- example of this Trope trope happened between Buffy and Angel in the comic book, during Season Nine, at the urging of [[BigBad the entity that would eventually become Twilight]]. With Angel under DemonicPossession, he raised an army that all but decimated Buffy's organization. When the two actually confronted each other, they were seemingly drugged, unable to fight, and urged to give into their passion for each other. What resulted was ''airborne'' sex that caused them to smash through mountains, [[ZeroGSpot fly into orbit]], through time, and through dimensional barriers, all while creating cataclysms on Earth that resulted in Twilight's dimension being created. (Buffy and Angel managed to snap out of it then, but it was only going to get worse...)
** The whole incident is elegantly lampshaded by Kennedy later on, when she sets Buffy straight, reminding her how she [[LiteralMetaphor "literally fucked up everything"]].
everything."]]
* ''Series/{{Moonlighting}}'' - ''Series/{{Moonlighting}}'': Dave and Maddie have a brawl that leads to throwing things and the destruction of Maddie's living room before they end up with an afterglow romantic shot in bed several minutes later.



** In the episode "Company Man", the camera pans across broken furnishings strewn around Michael's apartment while the voiceover describes Michael's current situation as particularly vulnerable to attack, and then the camera pans to Fiona pinning Michael against the wall in order to have rough sex with him.

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** In the episode "Company Man", Man," the camera pans across broken furnishings strewn around Michael's apartment while the voiceover describes Michael's current situation as particularly vulnerable to attack, and then the camera pans to Fiona pinning Michael against the wall in order to have rough sex with him.



-->'''Shran''': Andorian women are far more aggressive than Earth females. She made...an overture. I had a choice -- charge her with assaulting a superior...or mate with her.

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-->'''Shran''': -->'''Shran:''' Andorian women are far more aggressive than Earth females. She made...an overture. I had a choice -- charge her with assaulting a superior...or mate with her.



* In ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', "Wrath", Lana Lang temporarily gains super powers identical to Clark's. This means they can [[ManOfSteelWomanOfKleenex finally have sex without him destroying her.]] Earthquakes ensue. Results in a CrowningMomentOfFunny as the entire town--including their mutual best friend Chloe--feel the quakes, and Chloe later arrives at the Kent Farm and discovers (to her supreme awkwardness) the source of the quakes.

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* In ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', "Wrath", the ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' episode "Wrath," Lana Lang temporarily gains super powers superpowers identical to Clark's. This means they can [[ManOfSteelWomanOfKleenex finally have sex without him destroying her.]] her]]. Earthquakes ensue. Results in a CrowningMomentOfFunny [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Crowning Moment of Funny]] as the entire town--including their mutual best friend Chloe--feel the quakes, and Chloe later arrives at the Kent Farm and discovers (to her supreme awkwardness) the source of the quakes.



--> '''Warden''': That sounds like it's going to be a tough negotiation! I would ''not'' want to be in the middle of those two!
--> '''Earl''': Nope. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Just two straight guys fightin'...]]
* Happens in ''Series/JessicaJones2015'' when she and love interest Luke Cage find out they both have SuperStrength, Jessica has more but Luke is practically indestructible. They had already been fuckbuddies for a couple episodes beforehand, but they were being gentle with each other since they didn't know the other had powers. When they learn each other's secret after a nasty BarBrawl, they get it on in a whole new light.
-->'''Luke''': ...Sweet Christmas!

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--> '''Warden''': '''Warden:''' That sounds like it's going to be a tough negotiation! I would ''not'' want to be in the middle of those two!
--> '''Earl''': '''Earl:''' Nope. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Just two straight guys fightin'...]]
* Happens in ''Series/JessicaJones2015'' when she and love interest Luke Cage Series/{{Luke Cage|2016}} find out they both have SuperStrength, Jessica has more but Luke is practically indestructible. They had already been fuckbuddies [[FriendsWithBenefits fuckbuddies]] for a couple episodes beforehand, but they were being gentle with each other since they didn't know the other had powers. When they learn each other's secret after a nasty BarBrawl, they get it on in a whole new light.
-->'''Luke''': ...-->'''Luke:''' ...Sweet Christmas!



* The song "Lover's Day" by TvOnTheRadio
* "Stingwray" by Static-X
* "Oceanographer's Choice" by TheMountainGoats details (an inevitably brief) reconciliation and subsequent destructive sex of the recurring Alpha Couple

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* The song "Lover's Day" by TvOnTheRadio
Music/TvOnTheRadio.
* "Stingwray" by Static-X
Static-X.
* "Oceanographer's Choice" by TheMountainGoats Music/TheMountainGoats details (an inevitably brief) reconciliation and subsequent destructive sex of the recurring Alpha CoupleCouple.



* "Leavin' Love All Over The Place" by GeorgeJones:

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* "Leavin' Love All Over The Place" by GeorgeJones:Music/GeorgeJones:



* The music video for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZDnTjyB7og Beyond Here Lies Nothin']], by Music/BobDylan
* The music video for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U&ob=av2e Love the Way You Lie]] By Music/{{Eminem}} and Music/{{Rihanna}}
* Destructo-humping, rather... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU Turn Down for What]] by DJ Snake & Music/LilJon

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* The music video for [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZDnTjyB7og Beyond "Beyond Here Lies Nothin']], Nothin',"]] by Music/BobDylan
Music/BobDylan.
* The music video for [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U&ob=av2e Love com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U "Love the Way You Lie]] By Lie"]] by Music/{{Eminem}} and Music/{{Rihanna}}
Music/{{Rihanna}}.
* Destructo-humping, rather... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU Turn Down for What]] by DJ Snake & Music/LilJonMusic/LilJon.



** The Handmaiden (half-Echani, raised as one) fights several unarmed duels with the player character along the course of her romance subplot. During the duels both participants are wearing their underclothes (from the dialogue, they're supposed to be naked, but the game engine doesn't allow that). A hand-to-hand duel between the two turning into sex isn't a stretch of the imagination. (Admit it, that was what you were thinking too) Kreia even points this out at one point, asking the Exile why he thinks she's been so eager to get naked and sweaty with him.

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** The Handmaiden (half-Echani, raised as one) fights several unarmed duels with the player character along the course of her romance subplot. During the duels both participants are wearing their underclothes (from the dialogue, they're supposed to be naked, but the game engine doesn't allow that). A hand-to-hand duel between the two turning into sex isn't a stretch of the imagination. (Admit it, that was what you were thinking too) thinking, too.) Kreia even points this out at one point, asking the Exile why he thinks she's been so eager to get naked and sweaty with him.



* Travis Touchdown finally got with Sylvia at almost the end of ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes2DesperateStruggle''. The "No More Heroes" sign outside falls to read "More Ero" and during, you can very clearly hear ''gunshots.''

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* Travis Touchdown finally got with Sylvia at almost the end of ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes2DesperateStruggle''. The "No More Heroes" sign outside falls to read "More Ero" and during, you can very clearly hear ''gunshots.''''gunshots''.



-->Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?
-->Sten: Yes.
-->Morrigan: I... what did you say?
-->Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?
-->Morrigan: How strong are my teeth?
-->Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.
-->Morrigan: Nuzzle?
-->Sten: If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.
-->Morrigan: Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.
-->Sten: Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...
-->Morrigan: Yes. Yes, I think it is best.

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-->Morrigan: -->'''Morrigan:''' You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?
-->Sten: -->'''Sten:''' Yes.
-->Morrigan: -->'''Morrigan:''' I... what did you say?
-->Sten: -->'''Sten:''' You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?
-->Morrigan: -->'''Morrigan:''' How strong are my teeth?
-->Sten: -->'''Sten:''' Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.
-->Morrigan: -->'''Morrigan:''' Nuzzle?
-->Sten: -->'''Sten:''' If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.
-->Morrigan: -->'''Morrigan:''' Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.
-->Sten: -->'''Sten:''' Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...
-->Morrigan: -->'''Morrigan:''' Yes. Yes, I think it is best.



* ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony:'' In "Pirate Shipping", Big Mac and Cheerilee get married [[ButLiquorIsQuicker while rip-roaring drunk]]. The next morning, they wake up together on a mattress, which is at the bottom of an 8-foot-deep hole. "This hole wasn't even here yesterday!"

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* ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony:'' In "Pirate Shipping", Shipping," Big Mac and Cheerilee get married [[ButLiquorIsQuicker while rip-roaring drunk]]. The next morning, they wake up together on a mattress, which is at the bottom of an 8-foot-deep hole. "This hole wasn't even here yesterday!"



-->'''von Pinn''': [[AC:Move or die!]]
-->'''André''': Woo-hoo! ''Already'' mit [[FunetikAksent de sveet tok]]!

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-->'''von Pinn''': Pinn:''' [[AC:Move or die!]]
-->'''André''': -->'''André:''' Woo-hoo! ''Already'' mit [[FunetikAksent de sveet tok]]!



* [[Webcomic/RoomiesItsWalkyJoyceAndWalky Walky and Joyce's]] [[http://www.joyceandwalky.com/d/20040418.html first night together.]] {{Lampshade}}d by the motel clerks who were getting complaints about their "enthusiasm" AND recognized their SEMME uniforms:
-->Clerk 1: You saw 'em! They had the stripes!
-->Clerk 2: And you know what '''that''' means.
-->Clerk 1: What, what -- like "ManOfSteelWomanOfKleenex?"
-->Clerk 2: No, Laughing Boy, '''think'''. "Man of Steel, Woman of Steel, '''Bed''' of Kleenex."

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* [[Webcomic/RoomiesItsWalkyJoyceAndWalky Walky and Joyce's]] [[http://www.joyceandwalky.com/d/20040418.html first night together.]] {{Lampshade}}d {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d by the motel clerks who were getting complaints about their "enthusiasm" AND recognized their SEMME uniforms:
-->Clerk 1: -->'''Clerk 1:''' You saw 'em! They had the stripes!
-->Clerk 2: -->'''Clerk 2:''' And you know what '''that''' means.
-->Clerk 1: -->'''Clerk 1:''' What, what -- like "ManOfSteelWomanOfKleenex?"
-->Clerk 2: -->'''Clerk 2:''' No, Laughing Boy, '''think'''. "Man of Steel, Woman of Steel, '''Bed''' of Kleenex."



--->'''Walky''' *tangled in a heap with Joyce, surveying the remains of the room--utterly wrecked save for the chair* Whew...whew...uh...Joyce, we kinda...should we...
--->'''Joyce''' The chair! THE CHAIR!
* Subverted nicely in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0355.html this]] ''[[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick Order of the Stick]]'':

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--->'''Walky''' *tangled --->'''Walky:''' (''tangled in a heap with Joyce, surveying the remains of the room--utterly wrecked save for the chair* chair'') Whew...whew...uh...Joyce, we kinda...should we...
--->'''Joyce''' --->'''Joyce:''' The chair! THE CHAIR!
* Subverted nicely in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0355.html this]] ''[[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick Order of the Stick]]'':''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' comic:



* The Cherub mating ritual in ''{{Webcomic/Homestuck}}'' is described as an outright battle, wherein the two transform into massive serpents, each an astronomical unit in length to beat the tar out of each other to determine whether the "benevolent protector of justice" cherub or the "malevolent destroyer of worlds" cherub will lose and bear their offspring, while the winner gains control over both their galactic territories. Oh, and it all takes place in a ''black hole''.

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* The Cherub mating ritual in ''{{Webcomic/Homestuck}}'' ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' is described as an outright battle, wherein the two transform into massive serpents, each an astronomical unit in length to beat the tar out of each other to determine whether the "benevolent protector of justice" cherub or the "malevolent destroyer of worlds" cherub will lose and bear their offspring, while the winner gains control over both their galactic territories. Oh, and it all takes place in a ''black hole''.



* According to the December 12, 2014 installment of ''Webcomic/LasLindas'', Mora and Minos have a rather...''vigorous'' relationship. Hopefully they have earthquake insurance!

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* According to the December 12, 2014 installment of ''Webcomic/LasLindas'', Mora and Minos have a rather... ''vigorous'' relationship. Hopefully they have earthquake insurance!



* Mortal enemies ''WesternAnimation/AeonFlux'' and Trevor Goodchild have been known to make out on the battlefield.

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* Mortal enemies ''WesternAnimation/AeonFlux'' WesternAnimation/AeonFlux and Trevor Goodchild have been known to make out on the battlefield.



** Bender and the Beverage Machine in "The Bots and the Bees".
* ''Strongly'' implied with the picnic scene in the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode "Karate Choppers".

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** Bender and the Beverage Machine in "The Bots and the Bees".
Bees."
* ''Strongly'' implied with the picnic scene in the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode "Karate Choppers".Choppers."



** His trysts with [[spoiler: Pam]] seem to always be Destructo-Nookie, after which he is often unable to move.
** Part 2 of "Heart of Archness" starts with Archer and two island girls in bed. He praises the girls, "I've never even ''heard'' of that position. Did the missionaries not swing by here or--.
-->'''Archer''': Noah, I'm half-drunk and slathered in. . .every bodily fluid there is. This is about as 'pirate king-ie' as I'm going to get.
* In ''WesternAnimation/BatmanAssaultOnArkham'', Deadshot and Harley Quinn get intimate at one point. We don't see most of it, but the sounds of crashing and furniture breaking are audible from outside.

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** His trysts with [[spoiler: Pam]] [[spoiler:Pam]] seem to always be Destructo-Nookie, after which he is often unable to move.
** Part 2 of "Heart of Archness" starts with Archer and two island girls in bed. He praises the girls, "I've never even ''heard'' of that position. Did the missionaries not swing by here or--.
-->'''Archer''':
or--."
-->'''Archer:'''
Noah, I'm half-drunk and slathered in. . .in... every bodily fluid there is. This is about as 'pirate king-ie' "pirate kingy" as I'm going to get.
* In ''WesternAnimation/BatmanAssaultOnArkham'', Deadshot ComicBook/{{Deadshot}} and Harley Quinn ComicBook/HarleyQuinn get intimate at one point. We don't see most of it, but the sounds of crashing and furniture breaking are audible from outside.



30th Oct '16 8:19:14 AM Materioptikon
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* ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'' posits that the main reason the Emperor never suspected the existence of the Sensei, his ''actual'' biological children (unlike the Primarchs, who were more like clones) was that every time he had sex, the woman tended to end up rather mauled (he mentions blood and broken bones were usual), and, while he made sure they never ended up unsatisfied, he never bothered to return to check on any of them.
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Sometimes, a couple has supernatural strength, or are just really rough. But they still need to fulfil their sexual desires. This is the result of them being stronger than their surroundings.

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Sometimes, a couple has supernatural strength, or are just really rough. But they still need to fulfil fulfill their sexual desires. This is the result of them being stronger than their surroundings.
23rd Jul '16 12:22:22 PM Troper64
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* [[http://www.aol.com/article/2016/07/07/woman-pleads-guilty-to-having-sex-so-loudly-it-shook-neighbors/21426077/#confab-comment-31780325 A woman in Pennsylvania]] was arrested for sex that was so ''loud'' it shook her neighbor's house. (Well, okay, maybe her loud music and the threats when they came to tell her to stop had more to do with it, but still...)
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* [[http://www.aol.com/article/2016/07/07/woman-pleads-guilty-to-having-sex-so-loudly-it-shook-neighbors/21426077/#confab-comment-31780325 A woman in Pennsylvania]] was arrested for sex that was so ''loud'' it shook her neighbor's house. (Well, okay, maybe her loud music and the threats when they came to tell her to stop had more to do with it, but still...)
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8th Jul '16 10:19:25 AM LadyJaneGrey
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* [[http://www.aol.com/article/2016/07/07/woman-pleads-guilty-to-having-sex-so-loudly-it-shook-neighbors/21426077/#confab-comment-31780325 A woman in Pennsylvania]] was arrested for sex that was so ''loud'' it shook her neighbor's house. (Well, okay, maybe her loud music and the threats when they came to tell her to stop had more to do with it, but still...)
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