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19th Apr '16 9:41:06 AM Andyroid
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-->'''Roy Bean:''' Based on careful deliberation (and many years of experience with life), it is the verdict of this court that what's going on in that cabin is ''not'' a hanging offense in Langtry, Texas, or anywhere else for that matter. Thank gosh!

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-->'''Roy Bean:''' Based on careful deliberation (and many years of experience with life), it is the verdict of this court that what's going on in that cabin is ''not'' a hanging hangin' offense in Langtry, Texas, Texas-- or anywhere else for that matter. Thank else, thank gosh!
16th Apr '16 6:47:08 PM TheCuza
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* It's implied in ''VideoGame/GearsOfWar'' that the Locust breed this way, considering that the Berserkers (their females) are extremely strong, have to be ''chained down'' while having the deed done, and have skin that's so hard ''it's bulletproof''.

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* It's implied in ''VideoGame/GearsOfWar'' that the Locust breed this way, considering way. Due to their BizarreSexualDimorphism, the female Locust Drones, a.k.a. ''Berserkers'', are gigantic piles of muscle, bulletproof skin, and UnstoppableRage that the Berserkers (their females) are extremely strong, indiscriminately slaughter any living thing in their path whether its human or a fellow Locust. Because of this, they have to be ''chained down'' chained down while having mating to avoid the deed done, and have skin that's so hard ''it's bulletproof''.male Locust getting torn apart.
10th Apr '16 4:43:00 AM Vir
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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', between Lrrr and Ndnd in the episode ''Spanish Fry''.

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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', between Lrrr and Ndnd in the episode ''Spanish Fry''."Spanish Fry".



** Bender and the Beverage Machine in ''The Bots and the Bees''.

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** Bender and the Beverage Machine in ''The "The Bots and the Bees''.Bees".
10th Apr '16 4:42:29 AM Vir
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* ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'', between Lrrr and Ndnd in the episode ''Spanish Fry''.

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* ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', between Lrrr and Ndnd in the episode ''Spanish Fry''.



* ''Strongly'' implied with the picnic scene in [[spoiler:the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode "Karate Choppers"]].
* Sterling {{Archer}} could give master classes in this. His "two man three-way" in ''Skorpio'' left a room in shambles with chocolate handprints (and prints of other body parts) covering the walls. Then Archer literally destroys the room with a hand grenade.
** His trysts with [[spoiler: Pam]] seem to always be Destructo Nookie, after which he is often unable to move.
** Part 2 of ''Heart of Archness'' starts with Archer and two island girls in bed. He praises the girls, "I've never even ''heard'' of that position. Did the missionaries not swing by here or--.

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* ''Strongly'' implied with the picnic scene in [[spoiler:the the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode "Karate Choppers"]].
Choppers".
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Sterling {{Archer}} Archer]] could give master classes in this. His "two man three-way" in ''Skorpio'' "Skorpio" left a room in shambles with chocolate handprints (and prints of other body parts) covering the walls. Then Archer literally destroys the room with a hand grenade.
** His trysts with [[spoiler: Pam]] seem to always be Destructo Nookie, Destructo-Nookie, after which he is often unable to move.
** Part 2 of ''Heart "Heart of Archness'' Archness" starts with Archer and two island girls in bed. He praises the girls, "I've never even ''heard'' of that position. Did the missionaries not swing by here or--.
23rd Mar '16 5:38:40 PM ShiroAkuma
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* Barnabus and Angelique trash her whole office by making love everywhere (including the walls and ceiling) in ''Film/DarkShadows''.

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* Barnabus Barnabas and Angelique trash her whole office by making love everywhere (including the walls and ceiling) in ''Film/DarkShadows''.
20th Mar '16 1:43:39 AM DisillusionedJoey
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* Happens in ''Series/JessicaJones2015'' when she and love interest Luke Cage find out they both have SuperStrength. They had already been fuckbuddies for a couple episodes beforehand, but they were being gentle with each other since they didn't know the other had powers. When they learn each other's secret after a nasty BarBrawl, they get it on in a whole new light.

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* Happens in ''Series/JessicaJones2015'' when she and love interest Luke Cage find out they both have SuperStrength.SuperStrength, Jessica has more but Luke is practically indestructible. They had already been fuckbuddies for a couple episodes beforehand, but they were being gentle with each other since they didn't know the other had powers. When they learn each other's secret after a nasty BarBrawl, they get it on in a whole new light.
10th Mar '16 12:04:57 PM Morgenthaler
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* In ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', ''Wrath'', Lana Lang temporarily gains super powers identical to Clark's. This means they can [[ManOfSteelWomanOfKleenex finally have sex without him destroying her.]] Earthquakes ensue. Results in a CrowningMomentOfFunny as the entire town--including their mutual best friend Chloe--feel the quakes, and Chloe later arrives at the Kent Farm and discovers (to her supreme awkwardness) the source of the quakes.

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* In ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', ''Wrath'', "Wrath", Lana Lang temporarily gains super powers identical to Clark's. This means they can [[ManOfSteelWomanOfKleenex finally have sex without him destroying her.]] Earthquakes ensue. Results in a CrowningMomentOfFunny as the entire town--including their mutual best friend Chloe--feel the quakes, and Chloe later arrives at the Kent Farm and discovers (to her supreme awkwardness) the source of the quakes.
10th Mar '16 12:03:51 PM Morgenthaler
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* [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Xander and Cordelia]] manage to (very loudly) completely destroy their hotel room. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny The entire hotel lobby gives them a standing ovation when they check out and the Bellhop tips Xander]].

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* [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Xander and Cordelia]] manage to (very loudly) completely destroy their hotel room. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny The entire hotel lobby gives them a standing ovation when they check out and the Bellhop tips Xander]].Xander.



* Weirdly enough, a dance routine on the sixth season of ''Series/SoYouThinkYouCanDance'' was intended to portray this. Also, it was [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome freaking amazing]].

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* Weirdly enough, a dance routine on the sixth season of ''Series/SoYouThinkYouCanDance'' was intended to portray this. Also, it was [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome freaking amazing]].amazing.



-->'''Luke''': ...[[CrowningMomentOfFunny Sweet Christmas!]]

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-->'''Luke''': ...[[CrowningMomentOfFunny Sweet Christmas!]]Christmas!
10th Mar '16 12:03:00 PM Morgenthaler
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* An early episode of ''{{Roseanne}}'' has Dan and Roseanne's fight over a tacky souvenir clock degenerate into furniture-throwing. After they heft the couch out onto the front lawn, they lock eyes and go straight for the bedroom. The scene cuts to a steamy afterglow shot.
* Happened a few times in ''HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys'' and ''XenaWarriorPrincess.''
* There was a line in the TV series ''{{Wiseguy}}'' where the villain played by Tim Curry says to his wife "You call it fighting, I call it foreplay!".

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* An early episode of ''{{Roseanne}}'' ''Series/{{Roseanne}}'' has Dan and Roseanne's fight over a tacky souvenir clock degenerate into furniture-throwing. After they heft the couch out onto the front lawn, they lock eyes and go straight for the bedroom. The scene cuts to a steamy afterglow shot.
* Happened a few times in ''HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys'' ''Series/HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys'' and ''XenaWarriorPrincess.''Series/XenaWarriorPrincess.''
* There was a line in the TV series ''{{Wiseguy}}'' ''Series/{{Wiseguy}}'' where the villain played by Tim Curry says to his wife "You call it fighting, I call it foreplay!".



* Heavily implied once on ''TheBigBangTheory'', back when Leonard and Penny first started dating. Sheldon demanded to know why they were at his and Leonard's apartment when they had agreed that when they wanted to spend the night together, they would do so at Penny's. Leonard looked ''very'' smug and replied that they couldn't, because her bed broke.

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* Heavily implied once on ''TheBigBangTheory'', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', back when Leonard and Penny first started dating. Sheldon demanded to know why they were at his and Leonard's apartment when they had agreed that when they wanted to spend the night together, they would do so at Penny's. Leonard looked ''very'' smug and replied that they couldn't, because her bed broke.
28th Feb '16 6:12:31 PM DoctorCooper
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