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31st Mar '17 7:05:58 PM Doug86
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* CalLeandros is so afraid of impregnating the human he loves (he doesn't trust birth control at all) with his half-evil-[[TheFairFolk fairy]] sperm that he will only boink other species that he's biologically incompatible with.

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* CalLeandros Literature/CalLeandros is so afraid of impregnating the human he loves (he doesn't trust birth control at all) with his half-evil-[[TheFairFolk fairy]] sperm that he will only boink other species that he's biologically incompatible with.
23rd Mar '17 10:03:55 AM X2X
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* Isabella "Ivy" Valentine, the whip-sword fighter from the ''VideoGame/{{Soul|Series}}'' series, [[CelibateHero swore a vow of celibacy]] so that she may not pass on her Malfested curse to any of her potential children. This wound up being a valid concern, as both of Sophitia's kids wound up with their fates cursed by Soul Edge and Soul Calibur. Ivy vents out her sexual frustration by being generally {{dominatrix}}-themed.
* Similarly, WordOfGod gives this reason for why Jin Kazama of ''VideoGame/{{Tekken}}'' strays away from any kind of relationship, or even meaningful human contact for the most part. Being the scion of the Mishima family's cursed bloodline and having personally suffered because of the supernatural forces his lineage attracts, Jin refuses to let anyone else be afflicted by such a terrible fate--to the point that he [[SelfMadeOrphan plans to ensure]] the Mishima family tree and the Devil Gene [[NoPlaceForMeThere will end with him]] in the sixth game.

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* Isabella "Ivy" Valentine, the whip-sword fighter from the ''VideoGame/{{Soul|Series}}'' series, [[CelibateHero swore a vow of celibacy]] so that she may not pass on her Malfested curse [[note]]"Malfested" being those ([[WasOnceAMan usually human]]) [[TheCorruption corrupted by the taint of]] [[EvilWeapon Soul]] [[ArtifactOfDoom Edge]]; Ivy carries cursed blood on account of being the daughter of Cervantes de León, who sired her back when he was Soul Edge's host[[/note]] to any of her potential children. This wound up being a valid concern, as both of Sophitia's kids wound up with their fates cursed by Soul Edge and Soul Calibur. Ivy vents out her sexual frustration by being generally {{dominatrix}}-themed.
* Similarly, WordOfGod gives this reason for why Jin Kazama of ''VideoGame/{{Tekken}}'' strays away from any kind of relationship, or even meaningful human contact for the most part. Being the scion of the Mishima family's cursed bloodline and [[BlessedWithSuck having personally suffered suffered]] because of [[WeirdnessMagnet the supernatural forces his lineage attracts, attracts]], Jin refuses to let anyone else be afflicted by such a terrible fate--to the point that he [[SelfMadeOrphan plans to ensure]] [[BigScrewedUpFamily the Mishima family tree tree]] and [[HereditaryCurse the Devil Gene Gene]] [[NoPlaceForMeThere will end with him]] in the sixth game.
1st Mar '17 6:47:33 AM Basara-kun
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* This is parodied by Uruguayan comedian El Bananero in his "trailer" for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-__V-Vilq8 The Impotent Hulk]] (warning: in Spanish, NSFW), where Bruce's situation is that he hulks out whenever he's excited, but when he goes to a shady doctor to try to solve this situation and have normal sex with Betty, he ends with [[TheLoinsSleepTonight his privates sadly lost to the cause permanently]], which prompts him in a semi-permanent Hulk state out of horny frustration.

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* This is parodied by Uruguayan comedian El Bananero WebVideo/ElBananero in his "trailer" for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-__V-Vilq8 The Impotent Hulk]] (warning: in Spanish, NSFW), where Bruce's situation is that he hulks out whenever he's excited, but when he goes to a shady doctor to try to solve this situation and have normal sex with Betty, he ends with [[TheLoinsSleepTonight his privates sadly lost to the cause permanently]], which prompts him in a semi-permanent Hulk state out of horny frustration.
10th Feb '17 5:44:07 PM KiyanShahab
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* Dominic and Sarah from ''Webcomic/{{Unreality}}'' fall into this trope due to the fact that they're 13 and 16 respectively, on top of the fact that they're ''NotAllowedToGrowUp''
27th Jan '17 4:27:47 PM bwburke94
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* One minor character from ''[[Literature/SewerGasAndElectric Sewer, Gas & Electric]]'' is a war veteran who lost his private parts in a battle injury. His VA medical coverage provided for installation of a prosthetic ''scrotum'', but thanks to a conservative-hyped law banning federal funding of anything possibly usable as a sex toy, an artificial penis wasn't included.

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* One minor character from ''[[Literature/SewerGasAndElectric Sewer, Gas & Electric]]'' ''Literature/SewerGasAndElectric'' is a war veteran who lost his private parts in a battle injury. His VA medical coverage provided for installation of a prosthetic ''scrotum'', but thanks to a conservative-hyped law banning federal funding of anything possibly usable as a sex toy, an artificial penis wasn't included.



* ''Literature/{{Worm}}''
** Newter's bodily fluids are contact hallucinogens, to the point that even trace sweat on his skin can render someone incoherent. While it's his main weapon in a fight, this poses certain difficulties in the bedroom.
** Tattletale also avoids sex because her HyperAwareness power would cause an extreme case of TooMuchInformation.



* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'': Series/{{Angel}} had one night with Buffy, which enabled his CurseEscapeClause and led to his infamous FaceHeelTurn as Angelus. Angel has moved on to boink other women he doesn't love, but he can never close the deal again. [[spoiler:Well, until the ''After the Fall'' comic books, but no women he loves are around and he's too busy by that point]].

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* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'': Series/{{Angel}} had one night with Buffy, which enabled his CurseEscapeClause and led to his infamous FaceHeelTurn as Angelus. Angel has moved on to boink other women he doesn't love, but he can never close the deal again. [[spoiler:Well, until the ''After the Fall'' comic books, but no women he loves are around and he's too busy by that point]].



* In ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', Newter's bodily fluids are contact hallucinogens, to the point that even trace sweat on his skin can render someone incoherent. While it's his main weapon in a fight, as one reader points out, this poses certain difficulties in the bedroom.
** Tattletale also avoids sex because her intuition power would cause an extreme case of TooMuchInformation.
18th Jan '17 3:23:57 PM MiddleEighth
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**Unfortunately, as we find out in ''Fanfic/TheKeysStandAlone: The Soft World'', while he lost the strength, he didn't lose the sense he would harm Linda if he just hugged her, let alone had sex with her. It takes him a ways into the book to reveal to the others that their marriage almost collapsed because of it.
20th Dec '16 8:27:26 PM Leidolf
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** After Molly [[spoiler:becomes the Winter Lady, she discovers that the mantle will actively enforce this by lethally attacking anyone she tries to have sex with or they try to do the same to her, since having a child would destroy the power of the mantle. And take note that the Winter Mantle actively fills her with lustful feelings... that she can't act on. Maeve, Lily, and Sarrisa are likely in the same boat.]]
22nd Nov '16 4:54:19 PM X2X
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Contrast with {{Asexuality}} -- "Doesn't Want Sex, Ever" -- and VowOfCelibacy -- "Is Prohibited from Having Sex, Ever".

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Contrast with {{Asexuality}} -- "Doesn't Want Sex, Ever" -- and VowOfCelibacy -- "Is Prohibited from Having Sex, Ever".
Ever."



* ''Manga/FruitsBasket'': Many members of the Sohma family transform into animals from the Chinese Zodiac if they come into contact with someone of the opposite sex, though the series is never more specific than "hugging". [[spoiler:There ''are'' ways around it, though, if Shigure's little rendezvous with Ren is any indication.]]

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* ''Manga/FruitsBasket'': Many members of the Sohma family transform into animals from the Chinese Zodiac if they come into contact with someone of the opposite sex, though the series is never more specific than "hugging". "hugging." [[spoiler:There ''are'' ways around it, though, if Shigure's little rendezvous with Ren is any indication.]]



* Actually [[EnforcedTrope enforced]] in ''LightNovel/HighSchoolDxD'' by Fujimi Shobo, otherwise a series with as much {{Fanservice}} as this one would have already gone into a much different direction. Then again, this series is definitely "RuleThirtyFour[=-=]friendly".

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* Actually [[EnforcedTrope enforced]] in ''LightNovel/HighSchoolDxD'' by Fujimi Shobo, otherwise a series with as much {{Fanservice}} as this one would have already gone into a much different direction. Then again, this series is definitely "RuleThirtyFour[=-=]friendly"."RuleThirtyFour[=-=]friendly."



* ''ComicBook/FantasticFour'': The Thing has had several lovers since his transformation (the main ones being [[BlindAndtheBeast Alicia Masters]] and Debbie Green) and this has been addressed a few times. The ([[DependingOntheWriter overall]]) interpretation is that he can't have sex because he lacks genitalia, and [[WordOfGod Stan Lee himself]] has said that he never really thought about how the Thing could have sex being a giant rock-covered dude and didn't really consider it important in the first place. This is lampshaded in ''Rise of the Silver Surfer'', when Johnny asks how Ben and Alicia manage a physical relationship, joking that he doesn't want to learn that she died under "a rockslide". All Ben is willing to say is that they have some arrangement worked out.

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* ''ComicBook/FantasticFour'': The Thing has had several lovers since his transformation (the main ones being [[BlindAndtheBeast Alicia Masters]] and Debbie Green) and this has been addressed a few times. The ([[DependingOntheWriter overall]]) interpretation is that he can't have sex because he lacks genitalia, and [[WordOfGod Stan Lee himself]] has said that he never really thought about how the Thing could have sex being a giant rock-covered dude and didn't really consider it important in the first place. This is lampshaded in ''Rise of the Silver Surfer'', when Johnny asks how Ben and Alicia manage a physical relationship, joking that he doesn't want to learn that she died under "a rockslide". rockslide." All Ben is willing to say is that they have some arrangement worked out.



* ''ComicBook/TheDarkness'' character Jackie Estacado had this problem ever since he turned 21 and acquired his powers (and takes his frustration out on mob goons using Darklings and actually dropping a rabid one down in a [[GroinAttack Mafia Boss's pants]]) until they went autopilot and humped an unconscious [[Comicbook/{{Witchblade}} Sara Pezzini]]. Usually bearers of the Darkness are male and when a baby boy is born the current owner drops dead. Luckily for Jackie, Sara gave birth to a girl. There is a loophole, that Darkness bearers can create [[ArtificialHuman constructs]] for this purpose. However this took a turn for the worse when it was revealed that [[spoiler: The Darkness intended for this loophole, to encourage the Estacado's to eventually create a construct mate that could bear children. The resulting being would be [[MadeofEvil purely of the Darkness]] with no human "weaknesses". Once it was born the Darklings mutinied to the creature's side as it tried to become a SelfMadeOrphan. It went about as well as you'd expect, but left Jackie without access to his powers for quite some time.]]

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* ''ComicBook/TheDarkness'' character Jackie Estacado had this problem ever since he turned 21 and acquired his powers (and takes his frustration out on mob goons using Darklings and actually dropping a rabid one down in a [[GroinAttack Mafia Boss's pants]]) until they went autopilot and humped an unconscious [[Comicbook/{{Witchblade}} Sara Pezzini]]. Usually bearers of the Darkness are male and when a baby boy is born the current owner drops dead. Luckily for Jackie, Sara gave birth to a girl. There is a loophole, that Darkness bearers can create [[ArtificialHuman constructs]] for this purpose. However this took a turn for the worse when it was revealed that [[spoiler: The Darkness intended for this loophole, to encourage the Estacado's to eventually create a construct mate that could bear children. The resulting being would be [[MadeofEvil purely of the Darkness]] with no human "weaknesses". "weaknesses." Once it was born the Darklings mutinied to the creature's side as it tried to become a SelfMadeOrphan. It went about as well as you'd expect, but left Jackie without access to his powers for quite some time.]]



* In ''Coming Back Late'', Harry and Hermione can't do anything physical together because even though she's estranged from Ron, their magical marriage vows are "till death do us part". After [[spoiler:Hermione is killed and [[RevivalLoophole Harry brings her soul back]] from behind the Veil]], this obviously no longer applies.

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* In ''Coming Back Late'', Harry and Hermione can't do anything physical together because even though she's estranged from Ron, their magical marriage vows are "till death do us part". part." After [[spoiler:Hermione is killed and [[RevivalLoophole Harry brings her soul back]] from behind the Veil]], this obviously no longer applies.



** This is then possibly averted in ''Discworld/MakingMoney'', where it's revealed several necromancy students only want to be necromancers because they get the official skull ring which they claim is a "babe magnet". Technically it's only ''marriage'' that's forbidden. There's presumably only a problem if all eight children are with the same woman.

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** This is then possibly averted in ''Discworld/MakingMoney'', where it's revealed several necromancy students only want to be necromancers because they get the official skull ring which they claim is a "babe magnet". magnet." Technically it's only ''marriage'' that's forbidden. There's presumably only a problem if all eight children are with the same woman.



* Isabella "Ivy" Valentine, the whip-sword fighter from the VideoGame/SoulSeries, swore a vow of celibacy so that she may not pass on her Malfested curse to any of her potential children. This wound up being a valid concern, as both of Sophitia's kids wound up with their fates cursed by Soul Edge and Soul Calibur. Ivy vents out her sexual frustration by being generally dominatrix themed.

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* Isabella "Ivy" Valentine, the whip-sword fighter from the VideoGame/SoulSeries, ''VideoGame/{{Soul|Series}}'' series, [[CelibateHero swore a vow of celibacy celibacy]] so that she may not pass on her Malfested curse to any of her potential children. This wound up being a valid concern, as both of Sophitia's kids wound up with their fates cursed by Soul Edge and Soul Calibur. Ivy vents out her sexual frustration by being generally dominatrix themed.{{dominatrix}}-themed.
* Similarly, WordOfGod gives this reason for why Jin Kazama of ''VideoGame/{{Tekken}}'' strays away from any kind of relationship, or even meaningful human contact for the most part. Being the scion of the Mishima family's cursed bloodline and having personally suffered because of the supernatural forces his lineage attracts, Jin refuses to let anyone else be afflicted by such a terrible fate--to the point that he [[SelfMadeOrphan plans to ensure]] the Mishima family tree and the Devil Gene [[NoPlaceForMeThere will end with him]] in the sixth game.



* One early strip in ''ComicStrip/ThePerryBibleFellowship'' is called "The Adventures of the Man with no Penis". The man takes one look at a passing attractive woman and immediately blows his brains out.

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* One early strip in ''ComicStrip/ThePerryBibleFellowship'' is called "The Adventures of the Man with no Penis". Penis." The man takes one look at a passing attractive woman and immediately blows his brains out.



* Way too many characters in the Literature/WhateleyUniverse. Fubar has been turned into a water-breathing thing like a Star Spawn. Puppet's secretions are an incredibly deadly poison and also she's on a machine to circulate her 'blood' and drain her 'lymph', so she lives alone in a room she never gets to leave. Compiler's nanites give her superstrength and superspeed she can't control. Diz can't even touch people because she has a force field that exerts eight tons of force ''all the time'' and she can't turn it off. Antenna generates so much electricity he's like a walking lightning storm. And there are more, just on the campus of SuperheroSchool Whateley Academy.
* In {{Literature/Worm}} Newter's bodily fluids are contact hallucinogens, to the point that even trace sweat on his skin can render someone incoherent. While it's his main weapon in a fight, as one reader points out, this poses certain difficulties in the bedroom.

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* Way too many characters in the Literature/WhateleyUniverse. Fubar has been turned into a water-breathing thing like a Star Spawn. Puppet's secretions are an incredibly deadly poison and also she's on a machine to circulate her 'blood' "blood" and drain her 'lymph', "lymph," so she lives alone in a room she never gets to leave. Compiler's nanites give her superstrength and superspeed she can't control. Diz can't even touch people because she has a force field that exerts eight tons of force ''all the time'' and she can't turn it off. Antenna generates so much electricity he's like a walking lightning storm. And there are more, just on the campus of SuperheroSchool Whateley Academy.
* In {{Literature/Worm}} ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', Newter's bodily fluids are contact hallucinogens, to the point that even trace sweat on his skin can render someone incoherent. While it's his main weapon in a fight, as one reader points out, this poses certain difficulties in the bedroom.
17th Nov '16 8:50:00 AM hullflyer
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* The FilmNoir MonsterMash ''Literature/FiftyFeetOfTrouble'', features the jaguar people, clearly based on some famous [[film/CatPeople feline-based monsters]]. Whenever they get horny they turn into a jaguar and proceed to try to kill anything near them. And pretty much everything gets them horny.

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* The FilmNoir MonsterMash ''Literature/FiftyFeetOfTrouble'', features the jaguar people, clearly based on some famous [[film/CatPeople [[Film/CatPeople feline-based monsters]]. Whenever they get horny they turn into a jaguar and proceed to try to kill anything near them. And pretty much everything gets them horny.
17th Nov '16 8:47:34 AM hullflyer
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* Subverted for The Narrator and Marianne Engel in ''Literature/TheGargoyle'', as[[spoiler:[[BodyHorror the loss of his penis in a fire]]]] doesn't stop them from having an active (if somewhat one-sided) sex life.

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* Subverted for The Narrator and Marianne Engel in ''Literature/TheGargoyle'', as[[spoiler:[[BodyHorror as [[spoiler:[[BodyHorror the loss of his penis in a fire]]]] doesn't stop them from having an active (if somewhat one-sided) sex life.
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