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20th Mar '17 4:46:28 PM ironballs16
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* WWE pulled off one of the longest Brick Jokes in ''history'' -- a 14-year long joke. Back in 1998, [[DirtyOldWoman Mae Young]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice gave birth to a hand]] in an angle that [[CanonDiscontinuity has never been spoken of since]]. On the 1000th episode of ''{{Wrestling/WWERAW}}'' (2012-07-23), AJ Lee and Layla El opened their dressing room door to [[FlatWhat a guy dressed as a hand]] and Mae, introducing her "son". [[SarcasmFailure There are no words.]]

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* WWE pulled off one of the longest Brick Jokes in ''history'' -- a 14-year long joke. Back in 1998, [[DirtyOldWoman Mae Young]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice gave birth to a hand]] in an angle that [[CanonDiscontinuity has never been spoken of since]]. On the 1000th episode of ''{{Wrestling/WWERAW}}'' (2012-07-23), AJ Lee and Layla El opened their dressing room door to [[FlatWhat a guy dressed as a hand]] and Mae, introducing her "son". [[SarcasmFailure There are no words.]]Even announcer Michael Cole wound up {{corpsing}} at it.
23rd Feb '17 7:05:10 PM Tkbn3812
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* There's a long joke which is literally a brick joke.
There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
-499
What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
-Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge
What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
-Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge
The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
-Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
-The alligators are all at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyways. Why?
-She got hit in the head by the brick from the plane
Knock knock. Who's there?
-Not Sally.
23rd Feb '17 7:04:38 PM Tkbn3812
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*There's a long joke which is literally a brick joke.
There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
-499
What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
-Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge
What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
-Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge
The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
-Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
-The alligators are all at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyways. Why?
-She got hit in the head by the brick from the plane
Knock knock. Who's there?
-Not Sally.
15th Feb '17 10:36:28 PM leoryff
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** Now seen here: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-fTHr3R2MA&t=0s]]
13th Feb '17 10:58:37 PM SimmosFace
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* Creator/Rooster Teeth: Burnie tells a joke in podcast 395 post show about three guys who were trying to see who could throw bricks the highest, so they use how far the brick sinks in mud to test. First guy lands a brick one foot in the mud. The second guy three feet. The third guy throws up the brick and it doesn't come down. Burnie moves on to the next joke (to Barb and Gavin's confusion; Geoff thinks it's just an anti-joke) where a woman wants to bring a parrot with her on a plane but can only take the no smoking, no parrot airline. So she hides the parrot under he coat and pretends she's pregnant. While on the plane, the pilot comes down the aisle smoking a cigar and talks to the lady. When he sees the parrot, he gets angry and throws it out the window, saying "no parrots on the plane!" The woman takes his cigar and throws it out the plane, saying "no cigars on the plane!" So the pilot goes back to the cockpit, and while he's there, he hears a knocking and looks out to see on the window ledge is the parrot, who is holding in its mouth... "Is it the cigar?" Barb asks. Burnie replies bluntly, "No, the brick." He promptly walks off as Gavin and Geoff lose it and Barb judges him.

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* Creator/Rooster Teeth: Burnie tells a joke in podcast 395 post show about three guys who were trying to see who could throw bricks the highest, so they use how far the brick sinks in mud to test. First guy lands a brick one foot in the mud. The second guy three feet. The third guy throws up the brick and it doesn't come down. Burnie moves on to the next joke (to Barb and Gavin's confusion; Geoff Gus thinks it's just an anti-joke) where a woman wants to bring a parrot with her on a plane but can only take the no smoking, no parrot airline. So she hides the parrot under he coat and pretends she's pregnant. While on the plane, the pilot comes down the aisle smoking a cigar and talks to the lady. When he sees the parrot, he gets angry and throws it out the window, saying "no parrots on the plane!" The woman takes his cigar and throws it out the plane, saying "no cigars on the plane!" So the pilot goes back to the cockpit, and while he's there, he hears a knocking and looks out to see on the window ledge is the parrot, who is holding in its mouth... "Is it the cigar?" Barb asks. Burnie replies bluntly, "No, the brick." He promptly walks off as Gavin and Geoff Gus lose it and Barb judges him.
13th Feb '17 11:49:51 AM TenCents
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* Creator/Rooster Teeth: Burnie tells a joke in podcast 395 post show about three guys who were trying to see who could throw bricks the highest, so they use how far the brick sinks in mud to test. First guy lands a brick one foot in the mud. The second guy three feet. The third guy throws up the brick and it doesn't come down. Burnie moves on to the next joke (to Barb and Gavin's confusion; Geoff thinks it's just an anti-joke) where a woman wants to bring a parrot with her on a plane but can only take the no smoking, no parrot airline. So she hides the parrot under he coat and pretends she's pregnant. While on the plane, the pilot comes down the aisle smoking a cigar and talks to the lady. When he sees the parrot, he gets angry and throws it out the window, saying "no parrots on the plane!" The woman takes his cigar and throws it out the plane, saying "no cigars on the plane!" So the pilot goes back to the cockpit, and while he's there, he hears a knocking and looks out to see on the window ledge is the parrot, who is holding in its mouth... "Is it the cigar?" Barb asks. Burnie replies bluntly, "No, the brick." He promptly walks off as Gavin and Geoff lose it and Barb judges him.
9th Feb '17 7:10:21 PM TheBookWasBetter
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* Also in Garfield: The strip from November 8, 1992 featured a joke about Garfield getting ready for bed and being unable to get to sleep. On February 9, 2017 (Twenty five years later!) Garfield remarks "Sometimes I can't sleep...I think it was November 8, 1992"!
8th Feb '17 9:55:38 PM Gregzilla
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* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'' has one set up in ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'', [[UpToEleven fifteen years earlier]]. [[spoiler:The Squeeze Toy Aliens are obsessed with the claw game that they are taken from, revering it as "the Claw." This gets the gang in trouble in the first film, but [[BigDamnHeroes a garbage claw saves them in the end of the third from incineration]], with the same intonation of ''"the Claaaaaaaaaaw"''.]]
5th Feb '17 11:01:12 AM DustSnitch
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* During the boating scene in ''WesternAnimation/KuboAndTheTwoStrings'', Beetle has Kubo shoot an arrow at a fish and it sinks. During the fight against one of Kubo's aunts, he returns with the fish he caught.
27th Jan '17 4:26:35 AM luiz4200
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** In "The Discount of Monty Cristo", there's a scene displaying the scoreboard as Yogis 60; Scoobys; 40; and Rottens 10. There's a note next to the Rottens' score reading "but they don't deserve it". Later, the scoreboard reads Yogis 70; Scoobys 65; and Rottens 15. The note now reads "and they '''''still''''' don't deserve it"
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