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8th Dec '16 1:15:02 AM iroanxi
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* ''Fanfic/ThisBites'': After Tashigi knocks out Mr. 3 in Chapter 19:

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* ''Fanfic/ThisBites'': ''Fanfic/ThisBites'':
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After Tashigi knocks out Mr. 3 in Chapter 19:


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** Nami to Kalifa in chapter 37:
-->'''Nami''': Science lesson: be it a cloud or a body, Iron ''still'' conducts electricity.
** Conis to Captain Sharinguru in chapter 41:
-->'''Conis''': We're all the heroes of our own story. Guess the world just found mine more interesting than yours.
29th Nov '16 5:19:56 AM RubyVisiblyShaken
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* (After decapitating someone) "He really lost his head." (Also used by Creator/KeanuReeves after he does the same thing in the movie ''Film/{{Speed}}''.)

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* (After decapitating someone) [[Film/{{Speed}} "He really lost his head." (Also used by Creator/KeanuReeves after he does the same thing in the movie ''Film/{{Speed}}''.)"]]
17th Nov '16 6:35:27 AM ashlay
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* ''VideoGame/{{Persona 5}}'': Whenever a party member prompts an All-Out CombinationAttack, they'll drop a line right after the enemies have been cut to pieces, and get a splash screen with a BadassBoast of some kind on it:
** PlayerCharacter: '''THE SHOW'S OVER'''
** Ryuji Sakamoto: '''FREAKIN' BORING'''
** Ann Takamaki: '''OMG!! WE ARE SO AWESOME!'''
** Morgana: '''MISSION ACCOMPLISHED'''
** Yusuke Kitagawa: '''IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED, GOODBYE'''
** Makoto Niijima: '''JUSTICE HAS PREVAILED.'''
** Haru Okumura: '''ADIEU'''
** Goro Akechi: '''MY SOLE INTEREST IS UNCOVERING THE TRUTH.'''
10th Nov '16 12:30:04 PM DustSnitch
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Snake: [[{{Badass}} That takes care of the cremation.]]

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Snake: [[{{Badass}} Snake: That takes care of the cremation.]]



[[spoiler:'''[[BadAss Shepard]]''': [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Not at this range, I won't]].]]

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[[spoiler:'''[[BadAss Shepard]]''': [[spoiler:'''Shepard''': [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Not at this range, I won't]].]]



* In ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerTiberianDawn'', [[TheStarscream Seth]] is Nod's Second in Command, giving the player briefings for the first half of the Brotherhood's campaign. He eventually plans to betray [[DarkMessiah Kane]] and the player; in a briefing where he's about to send the player into a hopeless attack on the Pentagon, he claims "You see, power shifts quickly in the Brotherhood". Seth is shot by Kane about thirty seconds after this; shoving the corpse aside, Kane says "Yes... power shifts more quickly than some people think". Even more {{Badass}} because this the '''first line''' you ever hear Kane say. It's even funnier at the end when Kane quips "Oh, and congratulations on your promotion." looks down at the dead Seth and then back to you.

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* In ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerTiberianDawn'', [[TheStarscream Seth]] is Nod's Second in Command, giving the player briefings for the first half of the Brotherhood's campaign. He eventually plans to betray [[DarkMessiah Kane]] and the player; in a briefing where he's about to send the player into a hopeless attack on the Pentagon, he claims "You see, power shifts quickly in the Brotherhood". Seth is shot by Kane about thirty seconds after this; shoving the corpse aside, Kane says "Yes... power shifts more quickly than some people think". Even more {{Badass}} badass because this the '''first line''' you ever hear Kane say. It's even funnier at the end when Kane quips "Oh, and congratulations on your promotion." looks down at the dead Seth and then back to you.
29th Oct '16 6:11:39 PM nombretomado
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* ''HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'': [[MemeticBadass Neville]] gets a good one as he takes on Ron in the Three Armies Arc.

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* ''HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'': ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'': [[MemeticBadass Neville]] gets a good one as he takes on Ron in the Three Armies Arc.
17th Oct '16 6:21:00 PM nombretomado
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* ''MadMagazine'' did a parody of the movie ''Film/{{Charade}}'', focusing on its lighthearted tone in the face of mayhem. The glamorous leads trade quips as their adversaries die horribly, like when one is found drowned in a bathtub: "Too bad he died before he had a chance to ''come clean!''" - "This crime has a familiar ''ring'' to it!"

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* ''MadMagazine'' ''Magazine/{{Mad}}'' did a parody of the movie ''Film/{{Charade}}'', focusing on its lighthearted tone in the face of mayhem. The glamorous leads trade quips as their adversaries die horribly, like when one is found drowned in a bathtub: "Too bad he died before he had a chance to ''come clean!''" - "This crime has a familiar ''ring'' to it!"
10th Oct '16 9:32:54 AM Morgenthaler
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* ''Painfully'' subverted in the seventh book of ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: GauntsGhosts''.

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* ''Painfully'' subverted in the seventh book of ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: GauntsGhosts''.Literature/GauntsGhosts''.
21st Sep '16 10:28:14 PM Premonition45
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*** Or the one where Wolfcastle popps out of an ice sculpture, shoots everybody at the table down, and then quips, "Ice to see you."[[note]]This was strangely prophetic of Arnie's role in ''Batman & Robin''...[[/note]]
*** Another [=McBain=] has the hero jumping onto a jet in mid-air, tearing open the cockpit and breaking the pilot's neck. Marge, upon watching, chuckles and says "Now that's what I call ''breakneck speed''!" Bart immediately admonishes her, "[[DudeNotFunny Mom, a man just]] ''died.''"
*** After infiltrating a meeting of villains and killing every last one of them, he quips, "Meeting adjourned." A sexy woman shows up and he adds, "And now I am thinking of another meeting. In bed."
*** In a non-[=McBain=] movie, Wolfcastle plays a secret agent going undercover as a high school nerd. When hassled by a couple of jocks, he quips "The ''geek'' shall inherit the Earth," then picks one up and throws him ''through'' the other's chest.
*** [=McBain=] is being chewed out by his superior, who finally says "You're outta here [=McBain=]!" [=McBain=] then shoves him out the window. [[CrossesTheLineTwice He falls several dozen stories, screaming the entire time]] before landing in a water fountain. "That makes two of us."

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*** Or the one where Wolfcastle popps In "Last Exit To Springfield", [=McBain=] pops out of an ice sculpture, shoots everybody at the table down, and then quips, "Ice to see you."[[note]]This was strangely prophetic of Arnie's role in ''Batman & Robin''...[[/note]]
*** Another [=McBain=] movie in "King Of The Hill" has the hero jumping onto a jet in mid-air, tearing open the cockpit and breaking the pilot's neck. Marge, upon watching, chuckles and says "Now that's what I call ''breakneck speed''!" Bart immediately admonishes her, "[[DudeNotFunny Mom, a man just]] ''died.''"
*** After In "Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou?", after infiltrating a meeting of villains and killing every last one of them, he quips, "Meeting adjourned." A sexy woman shows up and he adds, "And now I am thinking of another meeting. In bed."
*** In a non-[=McBain=] movie, movie in "The Bart Wants What It Wants", Wolfcastle plays a secret agent going undercover as a high school nerd. When hassled by a couple of jocks, he quips "The ''geek'' shall inherit the Earth," then picks one up and throws him ''through'' the other's chest.
*** During the same episode, Ranier says "Remember when I said I would eat you last? I lied." to a steak.
*** In the episode "The Way We Was",
[=McBain=] is being chewed out by his superior, who finally says "You're outta here [=McBain=]!" [=McBain=] then shoves him out the window. [[CrossesTheLineTwice He falls several dozen stories, screaming the entire time]] before landing in a water fountain. "That makes two of us."



** Ranier Wolfcastle does this in real life. In the episode where his daughter gets a crush on Bart, Ranier says "Remember when I said I would eat you last? I lied." to a steak.
*** As he's scooping ice cream into a bin at a fat camp;
--->Wolfcastle: "Here's the ''scoop'' - your ''hoggin' days'' (Haagen Dazs) are over. I'm baskin' in your pain, as I'm robbin' you of life."
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext After killing the vengeful sapient scalp of an executed murderer]], Chief Wiggum quips "That's what I call a bad hair day".
** {{Lampshaded}} in the episode "Itchy and Scratchy Land": While the Simpson family is in Itchy and Scratchy Land the Itchy and Scratchy robots run amok and can only be killed by the flash of a camera. Bart delivers a one-liner and a Wolfcastle/Schwarzenegger spoof while Homer fails only seconds later.
---> Bart: (Austrian accent) "Hey mouse...say cheese." (snaps picture; an Itchy robot collapses) "With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero." (the family snaps more photos and kills more robots; Homer emerges from a pile of robots)
---> Homer: "Die, bad robots, die!" (laughs) "With a dry, cool wit like that, I could--"
---> Bart: "Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land would turn out to be our best vacation ever?"

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** Ranier Wolfcastle does this in real life. In the episode where his daughter gets a crush on Bart, Ranier says "Remember when I said I would eat you last? I lied." to a steak.
*** As he's scooping ice cream into a bin at a fat camp;
--->Wolfcastle: "Here's the ''scoop'' - your ''hoggin' days'' (Haagen Dazs) are over. I'm baskin' in your pain, as I'm robbin' you
"Treehouse of life."
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Horror IX" story "Hell Toupée, [[ItMakesSenseInContext After after killing the vengeful sapient scalp of an the executed murderer]], murderer Snake]], Chief Wiggum quips "That's what I call a bad hair day".
** {{Lampshaded}} in the episode "Itchy and Scratchy Land": While the Simpson family is in Itchy and Scratchy Land the Itchy and Scratchy robots run amok and can only be killed by the flash of a camera. Bart delivers a one-liner and a Wolfcastle/Schwarzenegger spoof while Homer fails only seconds later.
---> Bart: (Austrian accent) "Hey mouse...say cheese." (snaps picture; an Itchy robot collapses) "With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero." (the family snaps more photos and kills more robots; Homer emerges from a pile of robots)
---> Homer: "Die, bad robots, die!" (laughs) "With a dry, cool wit like that, I could--"
---> Bart: "Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land would turn out to be our best vacation ever?"
day".



--->"We're both going to be ''sore'' tomorrow!" ''[cackles in glee]''

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--->"We're -->"We're both going to be ''sore'' tomorrow!" ''[cackles in glee]''
30th Aug '16 1:40:06 PM SwirlySquirrely
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* Ah, Snarky!Hawke, what would ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'' be without you? S/he delivers this awesome one-liner to Duke Prosper after [[spoiler: you kill him by throwing him off a clip]]:

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* Ah, Snarky!Hawke, what would ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'' be without you? S/he delivers this awesome one-liner to Duke Prosper after [[spoiler: you kill him by throwing him off a clip]]:cliff]]:
28th Aug '16 6:38:23 AM WillBGood
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* ''MadMagazine'' did a parody of the movie "Charade", focusing on its lighthearted tone in the face of mayhem. The glamorous leads trade quips as their adversaries die horribly, like when one is found drowned in a bathtub: "Too bad he died before he had a chance to ''come clean!''" - "This crime has a familiar ''ring'' to it!"

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* ''MadMagazine'' did a parody of the movie "Charade", ''Film/{{Charade}}'', focusing on its lighthearted tone in the face of mayhem. The glamorous leads trade quips as their adversaries die horribly, like when one is found drowned in a bathtub: "Too bad he died before he had a chance to ''come clean!''" - "This crime has a familiar ''ring'' to it!"
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