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28th Jun '16 1:15:23 AM Tdarcos
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* (After decapitating someone) "He really lost his head."

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* (After decapitating someone) "He really lost his head."" (Also used by Creator/KeanuReeves after he does the same thing in the movie ''Film/{{Speed}}''.)
25th Jun '16 4:18:04 PM nombretomado
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* In LEGO's ''{{Bionicle}}'', [[BigBad Teridax]] [[DevourTheDragon eats/absorbs Nidhiki]] in order to gain more power for his fight with the Toa Metru. Apparently [[EvilFormerFriend Nidhiki]] did not go down easily, because Teridax would later describe the event with, "I lost because I disagreed with something I ate."

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* In LEGO's ''{{Bionicle}}'', ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}'', [[BigBad Teridax]] [[DevourTheDragon eats/absorbs Nidhiki]] in order to gain more power for his fight with the Toa Metru. Apparently [[EvilFormerFriend Nidhiki]] did not go down easily, because Teridax would later describe the event with, "I lost because I disagreed with something I ate."
22nd Jun '16 8:47:16 AM DannWoolf
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Snake: [[{{Badass}} That takes care of the cremation]]

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Snake: [[{{Badass}} That takes care of the cremation]]cremation.]]
10th Jun '16 1:36:07 PM Doug86
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* When Molotov was in Berlin for a conference sometime in late 1940 or early '41, [[WorldWarTwo the RAF bombed the city centre]] just to embarass the Germans. Quoth Churchill: "We were disappointed not to be invited to the proceedings, but decided to make sure we were not forgotten."

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* When Molotov was in Berlin for a conference sometime in late 1940 or early '41, [[WorldWarTwo [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII the RAF bombed the city centre]] just to embarass the Germans. Quoth Churchill: "We were disappointed not to be invited to the proceedings, but decided to make sure we were not forgotten."
18th May '16 6:38:24 PM nombretomado
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** Creator/IanFleming , who created Bond, did concept work for the show.

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** Creator/IanFleming , Creator/IanFleming, who created Bond, did concept work for the show.



* Played with in ''TheMiddleman'', after Wendy sneaks up behind a villain and injects him with tranquilizer:

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* Played with in ''TheMiddleman'', ''Series/TheMiddleman'', after Wendy sneaks up behind a villain and injects him with tranquilizer:
11th May '16 2:02:17 PM erforce
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* In ''Series/TheSarahConnorChronicles'', [[spoiler:Weaver]] making a Bond One-Liner after killing an inconvenient employee is the first sign that she's much more complex and self-aware than the usual Terminator.
* {{Series/Arrow}}: In "Unfinished Business", when Diggle goes to [[spoiler:rescue Oliver at the mental institution]], he manages to take down [[spoiler:the doctor's assistant]] after some struggling with a defibrilator discharge at his head. Dig gets up and says a single word on the matter: "Clear".

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* In ''Series/TheSarahConnorChronicles'', ''Series/TerminatorTheSarahConnorChronicles'', [[spoiler:Weaver]] making a Bond One-Liner after killing an inconvenient employee is the first sign that she's much more complex and self-aware than the usual Terminator.
* {{Series/Arrow}}: ''{{Series/Arrow}}'': In the episode "Unfinished Business", when Diggle goes to [[spoiler:rescue Oliver at the mental institution]], he manages to take down [[spoiler:the doctor's assistant]] after some struggling with a defibrilator discharge at his head. Dig gets up and says a single word on the matter: "Clear".
2nd May '16 8:24:43 PM Thunderchin
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** A ''thousand'' kills? That is an assload of bodies.
2nd May '16 12:49:57 PM Mitis
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* ''Fanfic/ThisBites: After Tashigi knocks out Mr. 3 in Chapter 19:

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* ''Fanfic/ThisBites: ''Fanfic/ThisBites'': After Tashigi knocks out Mr. 3 in Chapter 19:
2nd May '16 12:49:32 PM Mitis
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* ''FanFic/ATeachersGlory'': Subverted, but awesomely so. [[ShrinkingViolet Hinata]] quips "Are we having fun yet, cousin?" just before she collapses at the end of their fight. Awesome because it was almost played straight: Neji collapsed seconds after she did.
* ''Fanfic/HaloTheArtOfWar'': Deconstructed when [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits Spearhead's]] constant quip-throwing as they rack up a bodycount is a sign of them having Issues, in contrast with the quiet professionalism of the other Spartans.
* ''HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'': [[MemeticBadass Neville]] gets a good one as he takes on Ron in the Three Armies Arc.
-->'''Neville''': [[CombatPragmatist I don't fight fair.]] [[TryingToCatchMeFightingDirty I fight like]] [[spoiler: [[CrazyAwesome Harry Potter]]]].
* ''Film/JudgeMinty'' the FanFilm has this after Minty kills the last member of the gang of Cursed Earth outlaws, who tried to [[VillainsWantMercy beg himself out of it]].
-->'''Gang member:''' I had no choice!
-->'''Judge Minty:''' [''shoots gang member''] Me neither.
* ''FanFic/KitsuneNoKenFistOfTheFox'': Itachi lets off this quip after having shot [[MasterSwordsman Kyusuke]] four times in the torso: "The gun is always mightier than the sword." [[spoiler:Only it turns out Kyusuke is wearing a bulletproof vest]].
* ''FanFic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'': Shinji muses that one of the advantages to [[PeggySue time travel]] is that he can finally use the snappy one-liners he thought up too late.
* ''On Her Undying Majesty's Secret Service'', a ''Main/GirlGenius'' fic: Ardsley Wooster comments that a villain who's just fallen to his death in rising sewer waters was "in over his head." But then, Wooster is a Bond Expy...
* ''FanFic/PoniesAndDragons'': Applejack's giant pony warrior character slips on a patch of ice and falls, ending up [[AssKicksYou sitting on an evil pony Baron and his knights , squishing them all flat.]] After everyone's done laughing Applejack quips that said Baron "will never be a pain in the rear again!"



* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4450093/1/ The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum]]'' chapter 6 where Cameron killed a thug by smashing his head with a door, but not before telling him a joke John told her earlier.

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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4450093/1/ The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum]]'' chapter 6 Baum]]'': Chapter 6, where Cameron killed a thug by smashing his head with a door, but not before telling him a joke John told her earlier.



-->(after killing him) "When it is a ajar, It is a joke. I'm a real hoot."

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-->(after -->''(after killing him) him)'' "When it is a ajar, It is a joke. I'm a real hoot."



* Happens in ''FanFic/WhiteDevilOfTheMoon''. Jadeite has just been obliterated by a Divine Buster after [[WeddingSmashers attacking Kyouya Takamachi's wedding in an attempt to assassinate Nanoha]]. Nanoha's sister Miyuki wipes her swords, which are covered in youma blood after the battle, off on her ruined bridesmaid's dress and says, "Does anyone ''else'' have a reason why these two should not be wed?"
* In ''HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'', [[MemeticBadass Neville]] gets a good one as he takes on Ron in the Three Armies Arc.
-->'''Neville''': [[CombatPragmatist I don't fight fair.]] [[TryingToCatchMeFightingDirty I fight like]] [[spoiler: [[CrazyAwesome Harry Potter]]]].
* ''FanFic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'': Shinji muses that one of the advantages to [[PeggySue time travel]] is that he can finally use the snappy one-liners he thought up too late.

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* Happens ''Fanfic/ThisBites: After Tashigi knocks out Mr. 3 in ''FanFic/WhiteDevilOfTheMoon''. Chapter 19:
-->'''Tashigi''': That was for my men, you bastard...
* ''FanFic/WhiteDevilOfTheMoon'':
Jadeite has just been obliterated by a Divine Buster after [[WeddingSmashers attacking Kyouya Takamachi's wedding in an attempt to assassinate Nanoha]]. Nanoha's sister Miyuki wipes her swords, which are covered in youma blood after the battle, off on her ruined bridesmaid's dress and says, "Does anyone ''else'' have a reason why these two should not be wed?"
* In ''HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'', [[MemeticBadass Neville]] gets a good one as he takes on Ron in the Three Armies Arc.
-->'''Neville''': [[CombatPragmatist I don't fight fair.]] [[TryingToCatchMeFightingDirty I fight like]] [[spoiler: [[CrazyAwesome Harry Potter]]]].
* ''FanFic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'': Shinji muses that one of the advantages to [[PeggySue time travel]] is that he can finally use the snappy one-liners he thought up too late.
wed?"



* Deconstructed in ''Fanfic/HaloTheArtOfWar'', where [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits Spearhead's]] constant quip-throwing as they rack up a bodycount is a sign of them having Issues, in contrast with the quiet professionalism of the other Spartans.
* From the FanFilm ''Film/JudgeMinty'', after Minty kills the last member of the gang of Cursed Earth outlaws, who tried to [[VillainsWantMercy beg himself out of it]].
-->'''Gang member:''' I had no choice!
-->'''Judge Minty:''' [''shoots gang member''] Me neither.
* Subverted in ''FanFic/ATeachersGlory'', but awesomely. [[ShrinkingViolet Hinata]] quips "Are we having fun yet, cousin?" just before she collapses at the end of their fight. Awesome because it was almost played straight: Neji collapsed seconds after she did.
* In ''FanFic/KitsuneNoKenFistOfTheFox'', Itachi lets off this quip after having shot [[MasterSwordsman Kyusuke]] four times in the torso: "The gun is always mightier than the sword." [[spoiler:Only it turns out Kyusuke is wearing a bulletproof vest]].
* In the ''Main/GirlGenius'' fic ''On Her Undying Majesty's Secret Service'' Ardsley Wooster comments that a villain who's just fallen to his death in rising sewer waters was "in over his head." But then, Wooster is a Bond Expy...
* ''FanFic/PoniesAndDragons'': Applejack's giant pony warrior character slips on a patch of ice and falls, ending up [[AssKicksYou sitting on an evil pony Baron and his knights , squishing them all flat.]] After everyone's done laughing Applejack quips that said Baron "will never be a pain in the rear again!"
28th Apr '16 1:45:32 PM ultimomant
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* [[TheSarahConnorChronicles The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum]] chapter 6 where Cameron killed a thug by smashing his head with a door, but not before telling him a joke John told her earlier.

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* [[TheSarahConnorChronicles ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4450093/1/ The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum]] Baum]]'' chapter 6 where Cameron killed a thug by smashing his head with a door, but not before telling him a joke John told her earlier.
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