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30th Aug '16 1:40:06 PM SwirlySquirrely
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* Ah, Snarky!Hawke, what would ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'' be without you? S/he delivers this awesome one-liner to Duke Prosper after [[spoiler: you kill him by throwing him off a clip]]:

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* Ah, Snarky!Hawke, what would ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'' be without you? S/he delivers this awesome one-liner to Duke Prosper after [[spoiler: you kill him by throwing him off a clip]]:cliff]]:
28th Aug '16 6:38:23 AM WillBGood
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* ''MadMagazine'' did a parody of the movie "Charade", focusing on its lighthearted tone in the face of mayhem. The glamorous leads trade quips as their adversaries die horribly, like when one is found drowned in a bathtub: "Too bad he died before he had a chance to ''come clean!''" - "This crime has a familiar ''ring'' to it!"

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* ''MadMagazine'' did a parody of the movie "Charade", ''Film/{{Charade}}'', focusing on its lighthearted tone in the face of mayhem. The glamorous leads trade quips as their adversaries die horribly, like when one is found drowned in a bathtub: "Too bad he died before he had a chance to ''come clean!''" - "This crime has a familiar ''ring'' to it!"
17th Aug '16 12:17:56 AM The12thDoctor
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-->''[[LampshadeHanging "Sorry, I appreciate that wasn't really funny but I couldn't help saying it."''

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-->''[[LampshadeHanging "Sorry, I appreciate that wasn't really funny but I couldn't help saying it."''"]]''
17th Aug '16 12:17:15 AM The12thDoctor
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-->''[[LampshadeHanging "Sorry, I appreciate that wasn't really funny but I couldn't help saying it."''
12th Aug '16 2:41:55 PM LtFedora
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** In "Lisa the Beauty Queen," Skinner is faced by the Blue-Haired Lawyer and his goons, claiming a copyright infringement by the school fair saying "The Happiest Place On Earth." He then proceeds to beat them up with frightening efficiency, before adjusting his tie and saying "Copyright expired."
12th Aug '16 11:07:31 AM UmbrellasWereAwesome
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* ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'' gets these for both the player characters and [=NPCs=] in general, sometimes preceded by a PreMortemOneLiner.

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* ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'' gets these for both the player characters in Firefight mode, and [=NPCs=] in general, sometimes preceded by a PreMortemOneLiner.PreMortemOneLiner. In some games, even the player characters in Campaign will have these.
12th Aug '16 11:05:31 AM UmbrellasWereAwesome
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* ''VideoGame/{{Halo}}'' gets these for the player characters in Firefight mode, or for [=NPCs=] in Campaign and Firefight, sometimes preceded by a PreMortemOneLiner.

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* ''VideoGame/{{Halo}}'' ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'' gets these for both the player characters in Firefight mode, or for and [=NPCs=] in Campaign and Firefight, general, sometimes preceded by a PreMortemOneLiner.
7th Aug '16 10:55:48 AM nighttrainfm
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** In "The Husbands of River Song", the Doctor takes out a robot by plugging it into dozens of financial firewalls. He quips "He had a bad day on the market" to a bystander, makes his exit - and then doubles back to apologise for the joke.
5th Aug '16 10:47:21 AM SomeRandomMook
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* ''FanFic/PoniesAndDragons'': In a session where the Mane Six are playing as[[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever giant ponies]], Applejack's character slips on a patch of ice....and ends up [[AssKicksYou sitting on an evil pony Baron and his knights, instantly squishing them all flat.]] After everyone's done laughing, Applejack has this gem:

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* ''FanFic/PoniesAndDragons'': In a session where the Mane Six are playing as[[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever as [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever giant ponies]], Applejack's character slips on a patch of ice....and ends up [[AssKicksYou sitting on an evil pony Baron and his knights, instantly squishing them all flat.]] After everyone's done laughing, Applejack has this gem:
5th Aug '16 10:46:59 AM SomeRandomMook
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* ''FanFic/PoniesAndDragons'': Applejack's giant pony warrior character slips on a patch of ice and falls, ending up [[AssKicksYou sitting on an evil pony Baron and his knights , squishing them all flat.]] After everyone's done laughing Applejack quips that said Baron "will never be a pain in the rear again!"

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* ''FanFic/PoniesAndDragons'': In a session where the Mane Six are playing as[[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever giant ponies]], Applejack's giant pony warrior character character slips on a patch of ice ice....and falls, ending ends up [[AssKicksYou sitting on an evil pony Baron and his knights , knights, instantly squishing them all flat.]] After everyone's done laughing laughing, Applejack quips that said Baron "will has this gem:
--> '''Applejack''': "Well, at least that's one bad guy who'll
never be a pain in the rear again!"again!"
** Also doubles as an IncrediblyLamePun.
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