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22nd Mar '17 7:21:35 PM JakesBrain
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-->''[{{Mook}} dives to his death from hotel window.]''
-->'''Bart Fargo:''' That's too bad.
-->'''Crow:''' Oh, COME ON! What about "He really ''fell'' for me"?! "His hopes are ''crushed''"?!
** In ''Secret Agent Super Dragon'', another lame spy film on MST, Joel explains how all spies have to go through a training regiment that includes a class on "Post-kill puns".

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-->''[{{Mook}} dives to his death from hotel window.]''
-->'''Bart
]''\\
'''Bart
Fargo:''' That's too bad.
-->'''Crow:'''
bad.\\
'''Crow:'''
Oh, COME ON! What about "He really ''fell'' for me"?! "His hopes are ''crushed''"?!
** In ''Secret Agent Super Dragon'', another lame spy film on MST, Joel explains how all spies have to go through a training regiment regimen that includes a class on "Post-kill puns".puns".
-->'''Tom:''' You know, guys, I've just realized that being a spy is one of the only times when a pun is actually ''acceptable!''\\
'''Crow:''' Yeah! Ironically, death actually softens the blow of the pun.
16th Mar '17 8:41:39 PM ChaoticNovelist
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* ''Literature/JourneyToChaos'': Eric shows off his new confidence by throwing out one of these after defeating an academic mage in mercenary style, "leave the battlefield to the professionals, schoolboy."
9th Mar '17 8:00:07 PM Kirash
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* ''VideoGame/GearsOfWar'':
--> (After scoring a headshot) Marcus: "Look ma, no face."

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* ''VideoGame/GearsOfWar'':
--> (After
''VideoGame/GearsOfWar'': Many of the main characters spout off one-liners, especially after scoring a headshot) Marcus: [[BoomHeadshot headshot]].
--> '''Marcus''':
"Look ma, no face.""
--> '''Baird''': "Mmm mmm, juicy!" and "A little too much off the top there, sorry about that."
--> '''Dizzy''': "HAAAAAA! TAKE IT!"
22nd Feb '17 12:37:21 PM KnightSpark
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*** Another [=McBain=] movie in "King Of The Hill" has the hero jumping onto a jet in mid-air, tearing open the cockpit and breaking the pilot's neck. Marge, upon watching, chuckles and says "Now that's what I call ''breakneck speed''!" Bart immediately admonishes her, "[[DudeNotFunny Mom, a man just ''died.'']]"

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*** Another [=McBain=] movie in "King Of The Hill" has the hero jumping onto a jet in mid-air, tearing open the cockpit and breaking the pilot's neck. Marge, upon watching, chuckles and says "Now that's what I call ''breakneck speed''!" Bart immediately admonishes her, "[[DudeNotFunny Mom, a man just ''died.'']]"died.]]"
22nd Feb '17 12:35:33 PM KnightSpark
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*** Another [=McBain=] movie in "King Of The Hill" has the hero jumping onto a jet in mid-air, tearing open the cockpit and breaking the pilot's neck. Marge, upon watching, chuckles and says "Now that's what I call ''breakneck speed''!" Bart immediately admonishes her, "[[DudeNotFunny Mom, a man just]] ''died.''"

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*** Another [=McBain=] movie in "King Of The Hill" has the hero jumping onto a jet in mid-air, tearing open the cockpit and breaking the pilot's neck. Marge, upon watching, chuckles and says "Now that's what I call ''breakneck speed''!" Bart immediately admonishes her, "[[DudeNotFunny Mom, a man just]] just ''died.''"'']]"
22nd Feb '17 12:34:03 PM KnightSpark
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* Dan in ''WesternAnimation/DanVs'' gets a couple in "Dan vs. the Dentist". After destroying the dentist's army of robots (ItMakesSenseInContext ... sort of), he quips, "Rince ''that'' out and spit!" Then after causing his tooth-shaped SupervillainLair to self-destruct: "Now that's what I call tooth decay!"

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* Dan in ''WesternAnimation/DanVs'' gets a couple in "Dan vs. the Dentist". After destroying the dentist's army of robots (ItMakesSenseInContext ... sort of), he quips, "Rince "Rinse ''that'' out and spit!" Then after causing his tooth-shaped SupervillainLair lair to self-destruct: self-destruct:
--> '''Dan''':
"Now that's ''that's'' what I call tooth decay!"
5th Feb '17 12:10:56 PM Gorank
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** [[spoiler: (later)) ]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Rowe:''' (puts the rifle against the Toralii's chest) Bangarang, ''motherfucker''. ]]

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** [[spoiler: (later)) ]]
[[spoiler:(later))]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Rowe:''' [[spoiler:'''Rowe:''' (puts the rifle against the Toralii's chest) Bangarang, ''motherfucker''. ''motherfucker''.]]



** It is possible to both avert the lampshading and the trope itself in the [[spoiler: third]] ending ([[spoiler: combining a flare-gun, 999 dead hippies and 999 dead frat orcs, defeating ''both'' sides]]). To replace it, there is a PreMortemOneLiner, pointing out something both The Man and The Big Wisniewski have forgotten.

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** It is possible to both avert the lampshading and the trope itself in the [[spoiler: third]] ending ([[spoiler: combining ([[spoiler:combining a flare-gun, 999 dead hippies and 999 dead frat orcs, defeating ''both'' sides]]). To replace it, there is a PreMortemOneLiner, pointing out something both The Man and The Big Wisniewski have forgotten.
19th Jan '17 5:06:38 AM Saveelich
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The {{Trope Namer|s}} is Film/JamesBond, who does this in every single one of his films.[[note]]The early films were done under the onus of UsefulNotes/TheHaysCode, and used these quips to downplay the violence; later films simply carried on the tradition.[[/note]] Ditto Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger, but [[{{pun}} Bond's have more pun]].

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The {{Trope Namer|s}} is Film/JamesBond, who does this in every single one of his films.[[note]]The early films were done under the onus of UsefulNotes/TheHaysCode, and used these quips to downplay the violence; later films [[RuleOfFunny simply carried on the tradition.tradition]].[[/note]] Ditto Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger, but [[{{pun}} Bond's have more pun]].
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19th Dec '16 1:21:52 PM Exusia
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** ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIVTheBalladOfGayTony'': Luis Lopez (after blowing up a subway train): "You're out of service!"
8th Dec '16 11:01:53 PM HappilyDeranged
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* ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'': Gordito kills a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot ghost wizard]], then waits until the end of the chapter before [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=54&issue=11 delivering his quip]]. The AltText on the page [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] this.

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* ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'': Gordito kills a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot ghost wizard]], then waits until the end of the chapter before [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=54&issue=11 com/archives/comic/11p54/ delivering his quip]]. The AltText on the page [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] this.
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