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* Some of POV chapters in the Fanfic/Gensokyo20XX series can be more or less written like this, depending on who is narrating and how much they have to say. In 20XXV, this is noted, when Reimu narrates chapter 87. She isn't very descriptive and neither are the sentences very long, although it is to show how detached from world that she is, as such a worldview doesn't give her much an understanding, along with the fact that she doesn't talk much. However, Reimu will only narrate like that if a chapter demands.
* ''Every single story'' by [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2097849/ShakespeareHemmingway ShakespeareHemmingway]] is BeigeProse to the max - but the ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' fanfictions, such as ''FanFic/GarfieldRoyalRescue'', take it UpToEleven and have to be [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5824573/1/Garfield-Effect-Galaxy-Adventure seen]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9690929/1/Zero-Dark-Garfield to]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11013421/1/The-Garfield-Bowl be]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6928423/1/The-King-s-Garfield believed.]]
* ''Every single story'' by [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2097849/ShakespeareHemmingway ShakespeareHemmingway]] is BeigeProse to the max - but the ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' fanfictions, such as ''FanFic/GarfieldRoyalRescue'', take it UpToEleven and have to be [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5824573/1/Garfield-Effect-Galaxy-Adventure seen]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9690929/1/Zero-Dark-Garfield to]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11013421/1/The-Garfield-Bowl be]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6928423/1/The-King-s-Garfield believed.]]
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* Some of POV chapters in the Fanfic/Gensokyo20XX series can be more or less written like this, depending on who is narrating and how much they have to say. In 20XXV, this is noted, when Reimu narrates chapter 87. She isn't very descriptive and neither are the sentences very long, although it is to show how detached from world that she is, as such a worldview doesn't give her much of an understanding, along with the fact that she doesn't talk much. However, Reimu will only narrate like that if a chapter demands.
* ''Every single story'' by [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2097849/ShakespeareHemmingway ShakespeareHemmingway]] isBeigeProse Beige Prose to the max - but the ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' fanfictions, such as ''FanFic/GarfieldRoyalRescue'', take it UpToEleven things up a notch and have to be [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5824573/1/Garfield-Effect-Galaxy-Adventure seen]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9690929/1/Zero-Dark-Garfield to]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11013421/1/The-Garfield-Bowl be]] [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6928423/1/The-King-s-Garfield believed.]]
* ''Every single story'' by [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2097849/ShakespeareHemmingway ShakespeareHemmingway]] is
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** Also, all spells, when cast, are simply the spell name shouted out.
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* Cash's sections in ''As I Lay Dying'' by Creator/WilliamFaulkner. First section is a list of what to do to properly construct Addie's casket. Next two sections, the third being 1½ sentences long, are about the casket's imbalance.
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* Cash's sections in ''As I Lay Dying'' ''Literature/AsILayDying'' by Creator/WilliamFaulkner. First section is a list of what to do to properly construct Addie's casket. Next two sections, the third being 1½ sentences long, are about the casket's imbalance.
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* ''Comicbook/{{Watchmen}}''. Rorschach speaks in short sentences and fragments. [[PurpleProse Journal doesn't]]. Must remember to investigate further.
** His psychiatrist starts out the other way, ends this way.
* ''ComicBook/SinCity'':
--> "Old Man Dies. Young girl lives. Fair trade."
** His psychiatrist starts out the other way, ends this way.
* ''ComicBook/SinCity'':
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* ACG's ''Herbie'' spoke like this. (ex. "Don't need doctor. Very healthy" (Herbie #10, Jun. 1965) )
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->'''Statler:''' That was the page?\\
'''Waldorf:''' It was dumb!\\
'''Statler:''' It was pointless!\\
'''Waldorf:''' It was obvious!\\
'''Statler:''' It was... short.\\
'''Both:''' I loved it! ''Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!''
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* ''Literature/TheBookOfLies'' novel trilogy (''The Notebook'', ''The Proof'', and ''The Third Lie''). More commonly known by the title of its first novel, ''The Notebook'', not to be confused with [[Film/TheNotebook any other novel]] of the same name.
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* ''Literature/TheBookOfLies'' ''Literature/TheBookOfLies1986'' novel trilogy (''The Notebook'', ''The Proof'', and ''The Third Lie''). More commonly known by the title of its first novel, ''The Notebook'', not to be confused with [[Film/TheNotebook any other novel]] of the same name.
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Apothecary, lantern, square.\\
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Apothecary, lantern, square.\\
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* A German-Jewish joke (as quoted by [{https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salcia_Landmann Salcia Landmann]] in her book on Jewish humor) is about a Jewish landlord who will only let his tenant cancel the rental contract if the latter can express his desire in a single word. The following correspondence ensues:
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* A German-Jewish joke (as quoted by [{https://en.[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salcia_Landmann Salcia Landmann]] in her book on Jewish humor) is about a Jewish landlord who will only let his tenant cancel the rental contract if the latter can express his desire in a single word. The following correspondence ensues:
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* A German-Jewish joke (as quoted by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salcia_Landmann Salcia Landmann] in her book on Jewish humor) is about a Jewish landlord who will only let his tenant cancel the rental contract if the latter can express his desire in a single word. The following correspondence ensues:
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* A German-Jewish joke (as quoted by [https://en.[{https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salcia_Landmann Salcia Landmann] Landmann]] in her book on Jewish humor) is about a Jewish landlord who will only let his tenant cancel the rental contract if the latter can express his desire in a single word. The following correspondence ensues:
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"Judicium"[[note]] When pronounced according to the traditional German pronunciation of Latin, this sounds like "Jud' I' zieh' um" - "Jew I am moving". The Latin itself isn't very meaningful in this context[[/note]]
-->Landlord:"Officium""Officium" [[note]] When pronounced according to the traditional German pronunciation of Latin, this sounds like "Oh Vieh, zieh' um" - "Oh animal, move"[[/note]]
-->Landlord:
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* A German-Jewish joke (as quoted by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salcia_Landmann Salcia Landmann] in her book on Jewish humor) is about a Jewish landlord who will only let his tenant cancel the rental contract if the latter can express his desire in a single word. The following correspondence ensues:
-->Tenant: "Judicium"
-->Landlord: "Officium"
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* A German-Jewish joke (as quoted by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salcia_Landmann Salcia Landmann] in her book on Jewish humor) is about a Jewish landlord who will only let his tenant cancel the rental contract if the latter can express his desire in a single word. The following correspondence ensues:
-->Tenant: "Judicium"
-->Landlord: "Officium"
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* An odd combination of this trope and WallOfText; while ''Literature/AMillionRandomDigitsWithOneHundredThousandNormalDeviates'' has a lot of text, none of the text uses any superfluous adjectives, adverbs, verbs, nouns, pronouns, or letters. In fact, it has none of those things, it just cuts straight to the digits!
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* ''Series/DeadRingers:'' The main characters of ''Normal People'' speak in, as they put it, "infuriatingly spare dialogue". Usually in-between bouts of lots of sex. They do wonder if the show's writers get paid by the line or not.
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* ''Series/DeadRingers:'' The main characters of ''Normal People'' speak in, as they put it, "infuriatingly spare dialogue". Usually in-between bouts of lots of sex. They do wonder if the show's writers get paid by the line or not.
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Compare {{Minimalism}}, FunWithAcronyms, Administrivia/BrevityIsWit, LaconicWiki, {{Understatement}}. Maybe BoringButPractical.
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Compare {{Minimalism}}, FunWithAcronyms, Administrivia/BrevityIsWit, LaconicWiki, {{Understatement}}.{{Understatement}}, IKEAErotica. Maybe BoringButPractical.
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* Cash's sections in ''As I Lay Dying'' by Literature/WilliamFaulkner. First section is a list of what to do to properly construct Addie's casket. Next two sections, the third being 1½ sentences long, are about the casket's imbalance.
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* Cash's sections in ''As I Lay Dying'' by Literature/WilliamFaulkner.Creator/WilliamFaulkner. First section is a list of what to do to properly construct Addie's casket. Next two sections, the third being 1½ sentences long, are about the casket's imbalance.
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* The Spartans, whose simplicity of speech gave rise to the word "laconic," after the region they came from, Laconia(contemporaries called them Lacedaemonians). For example, when Philip II of Macedon threatened them with the message: "If we enter Sparta, we will [[RapePillageAndBurn raze all your buildings and ravage all your women]]," Sparta sent back the answer, "If." Philip, as well as his son UsefulNotes/{{Alexander|TheGreat}}, left Sparta alone.
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* The Spartans, whose simplicity of speech gave rise to the word "laconic," after the region they came from, Laconia(contemporaries Laconia (contemporaries called them Lacedaemonians). For example, when Philip II of Macedon threatened them with the message: "If we enter Sparta, we will [[RapePillageAndBurn raze all your buildings and ravage all your women]]," Sparta sent back the answer, "If." Philip, as well as his son UsefulNotes/{{Alexander|TheGreat}}, left Sparta alone.
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* Many military messagesmessages. Good military orders are short, concise, and cannot be misinterpreted. Thus many military men often write in this style even in civilian life. UsefulNotes/UlyssesSGrant is an example.
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* Good military orders are short, concise and cannot be misinterpreted. Thus many military men often write in this style even in civilian life. UsefulNotes/UlyssesSGrant is an example.
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* ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons'': OmnicidalManiac Jagganoth speaks in BeigeProse. It serves to underscore his ominousness.
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* ''FanFic/TheDarkerKnight''
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* ''Literature/DearMrHenshaw'': In the sequel ''Strider'', Leigh Botts writes an assignment for his English class (based on his experience on the track) that runs on this, including sentences like "Sun shines." and "I rejoice."
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* The Spartans, whose simplicity of speech gave rise to the word "laconic," after their dialect of Greek.the region they came from, Laconia(contemporaries called them Lacedaemonians). For example, when Philip II of Macedon threatened them with the message: "If we enter Sparta, we will [[RapePillageAndBurn raze all your buildings and ravage all your women]]," Sparta sent back the answer, "If." Philip, as well as his son UsefulNotes/{{Alexander|TheGreat}}, left Sparta alone.
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* ''FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences'' and sequels (and pretty much anything else written by squirrelking). The fics don't even bother with describing things and only focuses on the motorcycle and boss fight action.
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* ''WebVideo/Formula1'': The fact that Kimi Räikkönen will never answer a reporter with two words when he can get away with one, and masterfully avoids any answer requiring more than three words at almost all times is pointed out in their "unofficial rules" video, where he gets his own rule: Never expect a long answer from Kimi. This "rule" applies to fellow Finn Mika Häkkinen as well.
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* ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons'': OmnicidalManiac Jagganoth speaks in BeigeProse, implied to be caused by his PTSD and general discomfort with peace.
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* ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons'': OmnicidalManiac Jagganoth speaks in BeigeProse, implied BeigeProse. It serves to be caused by underscore his PTSD and general discomfort with peace.ominousness.
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* The Dungeon Master's guide for ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' includes the advice "Sometimes, it's unavoidable to say, 'You miss. He hits. You take 7 damage.'" It's meta-commentary that not every action needs an elaborate set piece or PurpleProse; sometimes, you need to use beige prose to keep things moving at a decent pace.
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* The Dungeon Master's guide for ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' includes the advice "Sometimes, it's unavoidable to say, 'You miss. He hits. You take 7 damage.'" It's meta-commentary that not every action needs an elaborate set piece or PurpleProse; sometimes, you need to use beige prose to keep things moving at a decent pace.
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* The summon spirit Shadow of the ''VideoGame/TalesSeries'' talks like this, with sentences rarely going over 3 words. The party in ''VideoGame/TalesOfPhantasia'' have fun imitating his speech style during a skit, while [[VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia Sheena]] [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] it.
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** The summon spirit Shadowof the ''VideoGame/TalesSeries'' talks like this, this throughout the series, with sentences rarely going over 3 three words. The party in ''VideoGame/TalesOfPhantasia'' have fun imitating his speech style during a skit, while [[VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia Sheena]] [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] it.it.
** Ludger of ''VideoGame/TalesOfXillia2'' is as close to a HeroicMime as the ''Tales Series'' ever gets. He'll usually just [[CallingYourAttacks call his attacks]] in battle or give vocal grunts. Whenever Ludger does talk, it's in short bursts of beige prose, like "yes"/"no", "okay", or "got it".
** The summon spirit Shadow
** Ludger of ''VideoGame/TalesOfXillia2'' is as close to a HeroicMime as the ''Tales Series'' ever gets. He'll usually just [[CallingYourAttacks call his attacks]] in battle or give vocal grunts. Whenever Ludger does talk, it's in short bursts of beige prose, like "yes"/"no", "okay", or "got it".
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Beige prose includes [[SelfDemonstratingArticle brief descriptions,]] simple structure, plain words, few figures of speech.
[[Administrivia/TropesAreTools Fun if works, bad if it doesn't.]] Should be used carefully.
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* Advertising/HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. Advertising/HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. Advertising/HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead.
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* Advertising/HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. Advertising/HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. Advertising/HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. (Done because [=HeadOn=] is homeopathic, and can't make any medical claims in its ads.) Eventually included a second ad, where people lampshaded the first ad being annoying.
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* ''VideoGame/MysteryScienceTheater3000PresentsDetective'' mocks the original game's tendency to use this.
--> You are outside. You can go north, south, east, or west.\\
'''Mike:''' You know, it's the vivid descriptions that make this game come alive.
--> You are outside. You can go north, south, east, or west.\\
'''Mike:''' You know, it's the vivid descriptions that make this game come alive.