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* Music/{{ACDC}}'s song "Big Balls" is about large ballroom dances: how else could you comprehend "she" having "big balls"?

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* Music/{{ACDC}}'s song "Big Balls" is about large ballroom dances: how else could you comprehend the concept that "she" having has "big balls"?balls", aside from being trans?
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--> "I don't want anyone touching the balls after that. I don't want anyone rubbing them, you know, [[OhCrap uh]], putting any air in them. To me those balls are perfect..."

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--> "I don't want anyone touching the those balls after that. I don't want anyone rubbing them, you know, [[OhCrap uh]], putting any air in them. To me those balls are perfect..."
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--> "I don't want anyone touching the balls after that. I don't want anyone rubbing them, you know, [[ThatCameOutWrong uh]], putting any air in them. To me those balls are perfect..."

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--> "I don't want anyone touching the balls after that. I don't want anyone rubbing them, you know, [[ThatCameOutWrong [[OhCrap uh]], putting any air in them. To me those balls are perfect..."
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* Played with on an episode of ''[[Series/LateNight]] with Creator/JimmyFallon'': a game invited a player to identify a rebus puzzle, and he guessed "Tickle My Balls". Turns out the answer was actually [[UnexpectedlyObscureAnswer "Play My Sports"]].
* A rare RealLife example: Tom Brady was at a nationally-televised news conference discussing allegations that the New England Patriots had used under-inflated footballs during their conference championship game, making the need to talk about his balls very unavoidable. Being the quarterback he is...
--> "I don't want anyone touching the balls after that. I don't want anyone rubbing them, you know, [[OhCrap uh]], putting any air in them. To me those balls are perfect..."

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* Played with on an episode of ''[[Series/LateNight]] ''Series/LateNight with Creator/JimmyFallon'': a game invited a player to identify a rebus puzzle, and he guessed "Tickle My Balls". Turns out the answer was actually [[UnexpectedlyObscureAnswer "Play My Sports"]].
* A rare RealLife example: Tom Brady was at a nationally-televised news conference discussing allegations that the New England Patriots had used under-inflated footballs during their conference championship game, making the need to talk about his (or, well, their) balls very unavoidable. Being the quarterback he is...
--> "I don't want anyone touching the balls after that. I don't want anyone rubbing them, you know, [[OhCrap [[ThatCameOutWrong uh]], putting any air in them. To me those balls are perfect..."
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* A rare RealLife example: Tom Brady was at a nationally-televised news conference discussing allegations that the New England Patriots had used under-inflated footballs during their conference championship game, making the need to talk about his balls very unavoidable. Being the quarterback he is...
--> "I don't want anyone touching the balls after that. I don't want anyone rubbing them, you know, [[OhCrap uh]], putting any air in them. To me those balls are perfect..."
-->"Everybody has a preference: some guys like 'em round. Some guys like 'em thin. Some guys like 'em tacky. Some guys like 'em brand new. Some guys like old balls."
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* Played with on an episode of ''[[Series/LateNight]] with Creator/JimmyFallon'': a game invited a player to identify a rebus puzzle, and he guessed "Tickle My Balls". Turns out the answer was actually [[UnexpectedlyObscureAnswer "Play My Sports"]].
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* A notable obstacle of the TV show ''[[Series/{{Wipeout2008}} Wipeout]]'' are the "Big Balls", a series of four, red, inflated balls that contestants must bounce across. Given that they are the show's official mascot, the co-hosts are aware of the potential for ball-related wordplay.
** Lampshaded when John remarks, "Oh, you and your [[TropeNamer ball gags.]]"

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* A notable obstacle of the TV show ''[[Series/{{Wipeout2008}} Wipeout]]'' are the "Big Balls", a series of four, red, inflated balls that contestants must bounce across. Given that they are the show's official mascot, the co-hosts are aware of the potential for ball-related wordplay.
wordplay whenever the Big Balls are brought up, or, well, any other time a round on the show involves balls.
** Lampshaded when John remarks, remarks during a game with dodgeballs, "Oh, you and your [[TropeNamer ball gags.]]"
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* DukeNukem is known for, among other things, bragging that "I've got balls of steel!" But thanks to pranks including a sondboard of Duke quotes, including [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZRCGKwWgC8 one memorable incident]] where "BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS" cropped up repeatedly, this kind of humor has become a staple. Doesn't help that [[Creator/JonStJohn Duke's voice actor]] [[ApprovalOfGod thinks it's]] [[ActuallyPrettyFunny hilarious]].

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* DukeNukem is known for, among other things, bragging that "I've got balls of steel!" But thanks to pranks including a sondboard of Duke quotes, including [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZRCGKwWgC8 com/watch?v=lZnQxEhnsBc one memorable incident]] where "BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS" cropped up repeatedly, this kind of humor has become a staple. Doesn't help that [[Creator/JonStJohn Duke's voice actor]] [[ApprovalOfGod thinks it's]] [[ActuallyPrettyFunny hilarious]].
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* DukeNukem is known for, among other things, bragging that "I've got balls of steel!" But thanks to pranks including a sondboard of Duke quotes, including [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZRCGKwWgC8 one memorable incident]] where "BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS" cropped up repeatedly, this kind of humor has become a staple. Doesn't help that [[Creator/JonStJohn Duke's voice actor]] [[ApprovalOfGod thinks it's]] [[ActuallyPrettyFunny hilarious]].
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* Multiple examples from ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''. A particular incidence of note is when the pair hit on the idea of finding and selling golfballs and Butt-Head declares "We need to get more balls", prompting Beavis [[HehHehYouSaidX to laugh]].
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* Music/{{ACDC}}'s song "Big Balls" is about large ballroom dances.

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* Music/{{ACDC}}'s song "Big Balls" is about large ballroom dances.dances: how else could you comprehend "she" having "big balls"?
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': Principal Skinner was trapped in a bag of dodgeballs, so he summoned the school's hamster Nibbles and commanded him to "chew through my ball sack".

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': Principal Skinner was trapped in a bag of dodgeballs, so he summoned the school's hamster Nibbles and commanded him to "chew through my ball sack".sack." Cue a FlatWhat face from Nibbles.

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-> -- [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Pete Schweddy]]

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-> -- [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Pete Schweddy]]
-->--'''Pete Schweddy''', ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''



'''Eddie:''' No, but this does. ([[GroinAttack Kicks Smartass in the groin]])

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'''Eddie:''' No, but this does. ([[GroinAttack Kicks Smartass in the groin]])groin]])
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* ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' had a "Delicious Dish" sketch (a parody of dull public radio talk shows) in which Pete Schweddy (Creator/AlecBaldwin) discussed his bakery's holiday foodstuff, "Schweddy Balls". They can also be sent in a "Schweddy Ball sack" in time for Christmas.
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'': Chef's ImageSong "Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)" ''runs'' on this.

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* ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' had a "Delicious Dish" sketch (a parody of dull public radio talk shows) in which Pete Schweddy (Creator/AlecBaldwin) discussed his bakery's holiday foodstuff, "Schweddy Balls". They Balls"; hilarity ensured when the deadpan hosts began to talk about his balls. You can also be sent even get them in a "Schweddy Ball sack" in time for Christmas.
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* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'': Chef's ImageSong "Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)" ''runs'' on this. You)"



* The memetic line from the [[Creator/VinceOffer Slap Chop]] ad? "You're gonna love my nuts." The Spanish version of the ad has a similar joke involving the word "huevos" ("eggs", but another slang term for testes too).

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* The memetic line from the [[Creator/VinceOffer Slap Chop]] ad? "You're gonna love my nuts." The Spanish version of the ad has a similar joke wordplay involving the word "huevos" ("eggs", but another a Spanish slang term for testes too).the testes).
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* A show of joy (i.e. "having a ball")

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* A show An antiquated expression of joy fun (i.e. "having a ball")
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As such, the word "balls", along with other slang terms for the testicles (such as "nuts", "family jewels", etc.), are often used for [[DoubleEntendre innuendo]] -- often resulting in a case of ThatCameOutWrong. Especially if the size of said balls are in play too.

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As such, the word "balls", along with other slang terms for the testicles (such as "nuts", "family jewels", etc.), are often used for [[DoubleEntendre innuendo]] -- often resulting in a case of ThatCameOutWrong.ThatCameOutWrong if the balls being referenced are covered by any of the other definitions above. Especially if the size of said balls are in play too.
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* ''VideoGame/{{Pokemon}}'': In the Japanese versions, the "Nugget" item (a piece of gold with a high selling price) was known as the "Kin no Tama", literally "golden ball." Unfortunate implications arise when you become aware that "golden ball" is a Japanese slang for the testicles, and the thought of a stranger giving a 10 year old their "golden balls" becomes quite hilarious.

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* ''VideoGame/{{Pokemon}}'': In the Japanese versions, the "Nugget" item (a piece of gold with a high selling price) was there is an object known as the "Kin no Tama", literally "golden ball." ball", one of several objects in the franchise whose only real purpose is to [[VendorTrash sell for a high price]]. Unfortunate implications arise when you become aware that "golden ball" is a Japanese slang for the testicles, and the thought of a stranger giving a 10 year old their "golden balls" becomes quite hilarious.hilarious. The English version refers to it as a "Nugget" instead.
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Not to be confused with [[UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}} actual ball gags.]]

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Not to be confused with [[UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}} actual ball gags.]]
gags]], or the notion of said balls being [[BallsOfSteel comprised of hard metals]].
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* Done on ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'' in a SubvertedRhymeEveryOccassion format.

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* Done on ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'' in a SubvertedRhymeEveryOccassion SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion format.
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* Done on ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'' in a SubvertedRhymeEveryOcassion format.

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* Done on ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'' in a SubvertedRhymeEveryOcassion SubvertedRhymeEveryOccassion format.
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* In ''{{Yaiba}}'', there's an arc dedicated to a quest for the "Legendary Orbs" ([[DragonBallZ And before you ask, they're not orange]]). The heroes are mugged by the revived monk Benkei who shouts "If you want to proceed, give me your balls!!" Cue to embarassed looks and [[TheSmurfettePrinciple Sayaka]] says "Oh No!! I don't have balls!!". Not amused, Benkei [[DemonHead corrects them]].

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* In ''{{Yaiba}}'', there's an arc dedicated to a quest for the "Legendary Orbs" ([[DragonBallZ And before you ask, they're not orange]]). The heroes are mugged by the revived monk Benkei who shouts "If you want to proceed, give me your balls!!" Cue to embarassed looks and [[TheSmurfettePrinciple Sayaka]] says "Oh No!! I don't have balls!!". Not amused, Benkei [[DemonHead corrects them]].them]].
* In ''Film/SpaceJam'', Michael Jordan is shown the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes' training facilities, a dilapidated old gym. When Sylvester mentions that "We've got balls!" (meaning basketballs), Jordan responds "You sure do."
* Done on ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'' in a SubvertedRhymeEveryOcassion format.
-->'''Eddie Valiant:''' I'm sick of taking falls / And bouncing off the walls / Without that gun / I'd have some fun / I'd kick you in the... (gets hit by falling vase)\\
'''Roger Rabbit:''' Nose!\\
'''Smartass:''' Nose? That don't rhyme with walls.\\
'''Eddie:''' No, but this does. ([[GroinAttack Kicks Smartass in the groin]])
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* A formal gathering

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* A formal gatheringfunction that often involves dance in a titular ballroom.
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* Creator/DavidLetterman's "squirrel jokes" on ''Late Show'' often involve this. The straight version would be "You know how I can tell it's autumn in New York - in Central Park I saw a squirrel gathering nuts." Leading to:
-->"Sunny today, isn't it? You won't believe this, in Central Park I saw a squirrel putting sunblock on his nuts."

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* Creator/DavidLetterman's "squirrel jokes" jokes about the squirrels in Central Park on ''Late Show'' often involve this. The straight version would be "You know how I can tell it's autumn this.
-->"The weather's so cold
in New York - in right now. And when I walked through Central Park this morning, I saw a squirrel gathering nuts." Leading to:
-->"Sunny today, isn't it? You won't believe this, in Central Park I saw a squirrel putting sunblock on
warming up his nuts."
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* A slang term for [[FreudWasRight a portion of the male anatomy]].

As such, the word "balls", along with other slang terms for the testicles (such as "nuts", "family jewels", etc.), are often used for [[DoubleEntendre innuendo]] -- especially if the size of said balls are in play too.

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* A slang term for [[FreudWasRight a portion of the male anatomy]].

anatomy in the groin region]].

As such, the word "balls", along with other slang terms for the testicles (such as "nuts", "family jewels", etc.), are often used for [[DoubleEntendre innuendo]] -- especially often resulting in a case of ThatCameOutWrong. Especially if the size of said balls are in play too.
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As such, "balls", along with other slang terms for the testicles (such as "nuts", "family jewels", etc.), are often used for [[DoubleEntendre innuendo]] -- especially if the size of said balls are in play too.

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As such, the word "balls", along with other slang terms for the testicles (such as "nuts", "family jewels", etc.), are often used for [[DoubleEntendre innuendo]] -- especially if the size of said balls are in play too.



* The memetic line from the [[Creator/VinceOffer Slap Chop]] ad? "You're gonna love my nuts."

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* The memetic line from the [[Creator/VinceOffer Slap Chop]] ad? "You're gonna love my nuts."" The Spanish version of the ad has a similar joke involving the word "huevos" ("eggs", but another slang term for testes too).

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Balls Of Steel is about being resistant to Groin Attack.


* Having guts (i.e. "having balls", "[[BallsOfSteel balls of steel]]")

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* Having guts (i.e. "having balls", "[[BallsOfSteel balls of steel]]")
"{{brass balls}}")
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* WesternAnimation/SouthPark: Chef's ImageSong "Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)" ''runs'' on this.

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* WesternAnimation/SouthPark: ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'': Chef's ImageSong "Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)" ''runs'' on this.
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* ''VideoGame/{{Pokemon}}'': In the Japanese versions, the "Nugget" item (a piece of gold with a high selling price) was known as the "Kin no Tama", literally "golden ball." Unfortunate implications arise when you become aware that "golden ball" is a Japanese slang for the testicles, and the thought of a stranger giving a 10 year old their "golden balls" becomes quite hilarious.


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* WesternAnimation/SouthPark: Chef's ImageSong "Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)" ''runs'' on this.

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As such, "balls", along with other slang terms for the testicles (such as "nuts", "family jewels", etc.), are often used for [[DoubleEntendre innuendo]] -- especially if the size of said balls are in play too. Often leads to a case of ThatCameOutWrong.

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As such, "balls", along with other slang terms for the testicles (such as "nuts", "family jewels", etc.), are often used for [[DoubleEntendre innuendo]] -- especially if the size of said balls are in play too. Often leads to a case of ThatCameOutWrong.
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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode "War is the H-Word" has a whole pletora of them, as the main opponents are ball-shaped aliens.
-->'''Zapp Brannigan:''' You'll be negotiating with the balls' mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls. They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of [[LastSecondWordSwap chutzpah]].
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->''"No one can resist my Schweddy Balls."''
-> -- [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Pete Schweddy]]

The word "ball" has many definitions, including:
*A spherical object for amusement or athletics
*A part of a foot
*A formal gathering
*A show of joy (i.e. "having a ball")
*Having guts (i.e. "having balls", "[[BallsOfSteel balls of steel]]")

But of course, there's also...
*A slang term for [[FreudWasRight a portion of the male anatomy]].

As such, "balls", along with other slang terms for the testicles (such as "nuts", "family jewels", etc.), are often used for [[DoubleEntendre innuendo]] -- especially if the size of said balls are in play too. Often leads to a case of ThatCameOutWrong.

Not to be confused with [[UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}} actual ball gags.]]

!Examples
*Music/{{ACDC}}'s song "Big Balls" is about large ballroom dances.
*Sports commentator Brian Johnston notes this as an occupational hazard in his memoirs, and gives several famous examples, including the one about the cricket commentator who, in the lull before the start of a game, announced that there were some small boys out on the field [[ADateWithRosiePalms playing with their balls]].
* Creator/DavidLetterman's "squirrel jokes" on ''Late Show'' often involve this. The straight version would be "You know how I can tell it's autumn in New York - in Central Park I saw a squirrel gathering nuts." Leading to:
-->"Sunny today, isn't it? You won't believe this, in Central Park I saw a squirrel putting sunblock on his nuts."
-->"You've got to protect yourself from catching the flu. They say the best way to do this is to wash your hands frequently and use plenty of hand sanitizer. In fact, today in Central Park I saw a squirrel putting sanitizer on his nuts."
-->"It was so hot today I saw a squirrel using barbecue tongs just to handle his nuts."
*''Series/MostExtremeEliminationChallenge'' referred to an obstacle involving wrecking balls as the "Nards of Doom"
*This quote from ''Series/{{Psych}}'':
-->'''Shawn Spencer:''' Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?
-->'''Carlton Lassiter:''' We don't have balls.
-->'''Shawn Spencer:''' I honestly have no response to that.
*''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' had a "Delicious Dish" sketch (a parody of dull public radio talk shows) in which Pete Schweddy (Creator/AlecBaldwin) discussed his bakery's holiday foodstuff, "Schweddy Balls". They can also be sent in a "Schweddy Ball sack" in time for Christmas.
*''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': Principal Skinner was trapped in a bag of dodgeballs, so he summoned the school's hamster Nibbles and commanded him to "chew through my ball sack".
* The memetic line from the [[Creator/VinceOffer Slap Chop]] ad? "You're gonna love my nuts."
*A notable obstacle of the TV show ''[[Series/{{Wipeout2008}} Wipeout]]'' are the "Big Balls", a series of four, red, inflated balls that contestants must bounce across. Given that they are the show's official mascot, the co-hosts are aware of the potential for ball-related wordplay.
** Lampshaded when John remarks, "Oh, you and your [[TropeNamer ball gags.]]"
* [[EqualsThree Ray William Johnson]] (as his animated alter-ego Your Favorite Martian) did a song about "My Balls"
* In ''{{Yaiba}}'', there's an arc dedicated to a quest for the "Legendary Orbs" ([[DragonBallZ And before you ask, they're not orange]]). The heroes are mugged by the revived monk Benkei who shouts "If you want to proceed, give me your balls!!" Cue to embarassed looks and [[TheSmurfettePrinciple Sayaka]] says "Oh No!! I don't have balls!!". Not amused, Benkei [[DemonHead corrects them]].

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