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7th Apr '17 6:01:35 AM gb00393
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** Sansa's brief marriage to Ramsay is definitely this. Unlike her previous (also-unwanted) husband, Tyrion, Ramsay made full use of his MaritalRapeLicense; Sansa essentially stayed locked up in her room for the entire day, only for Ramsay to come and rape her every night. Luckily for her, she escaped. [[spoiler:She later fed him to his dogs after he lost the Battle of the Bastards.]]

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** Sansa's brief marriage to Ramsay is definitely this. Unlike her previous (also-unwanted) husband, Tyrion, Ramsay made full use of his MaritalRapeLicense; Sansa essentially stayed locked up in her room for the entire day, only for Ramsay to come and rape and beat her every night.night, leaving her crying in her bed. Luckily for her, she escaped. [[spoiler:She later fed him to his dogs after he lost the Battle of the Bastards.]]
9th Feb '17 2:49:56 AM Omeganian
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* It is said that most girls who read ''{{Literature/Cinderella}}'' (or another similar tale) only get to the words "Cinderella married the prince" and stop. They don't notice what's written next. It says "End of fairy tale".
23rd Jan '17 3:49:28 AM AceOfScarabs
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* "A Man is incomplete until he is married, because then he will be ''finished''."
19th Jan '17 11:11:47 AM Chytus
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* Ironically many of the men's right's movement is based on the painful realities of this, as (they argue)young men are abstaining from marriage because marriage and divorce laws are currently extremely biased against men. Currently the majority of divorces are filed by women under "no fault" divorce laws, yet the majority of divorce cases are decided against the husband, with the woman receiving alimony and child custody almost by default, even when it is the woman who was unfaithful or abusive... in several notable cases the man being ordered to pay more alimony than he actually made in income. This leaves the husband in a bitter catch 22: the marriage is horrible, but the only thing worse for him would be a divorce. Young men are refraining from marriage because, as the bitter joke goes, a man would be better off going out every five years, finding a woman he hates and buying her a house.
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* Ironically many of the men's right's movement is based on the painful realities of this, as (they argue)young men are abstaining from marriage because marriage and divorce laws are currently extremely biased against men. Currently the majority of divorces are filed by women under "no fault" divorce laws, yet the majority of divorce cases are decided against the husband, with the woman receiving alimony and child custody almost by default, even when it is the woman who was unfaithful or abusive... in several notable cases the man being ordered to pay more alimony than he actually made in income. This leaves the husband in a bitter catch 22: the marriage is horrible, but the only thing worse for him would be a divorce. Young men are refraining from marriage because, as the bitter joke goes, a man would be better off going out every five years, finding a woman he hates and buying her a house.
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18th Jan '17 2:49:59 AM Chabal2
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* Some jokesters liken the last line of the [[Literature/LordOfTheRings One Ring's inscription]] to wedding vows:
--> One ring to rule them all,\\
One ring to find them,\\
One ring to bring them all, '''and in the darkness bind them, in the land of {{Mordor}} where the shadows lie.'''
15th Jan '17 4:58:48 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Main Character's Friend:''' My wife is such a bad cook, last night she burned the gazpacho.\\
'''Main Character:''' ''(deadly serious)'' My wife is a hell-spawned demon send to Earth to torture me until I die.

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-->'''Main Character's -->'''Husband's Friend:''' My wife is such a bad cook, last night she burned the gazpacho.\\
'''Main Character:''' '''Husband:''' ''(deadly serious)'' My wife is a hell-spawned demon send to Earth to torture me until I die.
15th Jan '17 4:58:28 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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* ''ComicStrip/TomTheDancingBug'' parodies this with "Marital Mirth", which is stylistically modeled after "The Lockhorns". Unlike other examples the thin veneer of jocularity is removed, with every strip featuring the two talking about how much they openly hate each-other.

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* ''ComicStrip/TomTheDancingBug'' parodies this with "Marital Mirth", which is stylistically modeled after "The Lockhorns". Unlike other examples the thin veneer of jocularity is removed, with every strip featuring the two husband and wife talking amongst themselves or with their friends about how much they openly hate each-other.
15th Jan '17 4:57:14 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Main Character's Friend:''' My wife is such a bad cook, last night she burned the gazpacho.\\
'''Main Character:''' ''(deadly serious)'' My wife is a hell-spawned demon send to Earth to torture me until I die.
20th Dec '16 3:59:50 PM gb00393
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** Tyrion and Sansa have no love for each other after being forced to marry, but manage a quasi-friendship that is shattered forever when Sansa learns the Lannisters murdered her mother and brother.
20th Dec '16 10:01:56 AM AsForMyHandle
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