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17th Jan '16 4:31:53 AM StFan
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* ''TomTheDancingBug'' parodies this with "Marital Mirth", which is stylistically modeled after "The Lockhorns". Unlike other examples the thin veneer of jocularity is removed, with every strip featuring the two talking about how much they openly hate each-other.
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* ''TomTheDancingBug'' ''ComicStrip/TomTheDancingBug'' parodies this with "Marital Mirth", which is stylistically modeled after "The Lockhorns". Unlike other examples the thin veneer of jocularity is removed, with every strip featuring the two talking about how much they openly hate each-other.

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16th Jan '16 12:57:14 AM foxley
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* In ''Literature/TheCrownerJohnMysteries'', the marriage between John and Matilda is a bitter and loveless one. It was a political marriage arranged by their parents that neither really wanted. John deals with it by being away from home as much as possible, first by going soldiering in Europe and then joining the Crusade, and later by spending as much time out in the field doing is job as coroner as he can.
26th Dec '15 1:32:38 PM N.Harmonik
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[[folder:Fanfiction]] * ''FanFic/MykanTributeFallOfStarfleetRiseOfHarmony'': By Luna's count, Celestia and Celesto have reached thirty arguments in one month at the beginning of the story. Fluttershy's marriage to Rhymey isn't coming along very well either, with Rhymey being quite domineering and overly possessive. [[/folder]]
24th Dec '15 8:05:07 AM kyojikasshu
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* The Creator/DCComics ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' miniseries featured the Bickleys, a pair of married junior officers who were the B-shift conn and ops officers, known for their constant arguing with each other and for their odd choice in CustomUniform (each wore a green cape over a leotard version of the duty uniform).
17th Dec '15 9:49:31 PM gallium
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* How bad are things for Creator/CharlieChaplin and his terrifying battleaxe of a wife in ''Film/PayDay''? She goes to bed at night with a roller pin to whack him with.
14th Dec '15 1:13:51 PM FF32
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** Likely a case of AuthorOnBoard mixed with TakeThat, considering Lynn Johnston's husband left her after the original run of the strip.
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** Likely a case of AuthorOnBoard WriterOnBoard mixed with TakeThat, considering Lynn Johnston's husband left her after the original run of the strip.
20th Nov '15 5:39:27 PM pittsburghmuggle
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* A priest and a nun are on a road trip, but at one hotel they are forced to share the same room with one bed. The priest piles up blankets between them and they lay down. After a bit, the young nun says "Father, I'm cold." The priest gets up, gets another blanket for her and returns to his side of the bed. After a little more time, she again says "Father, I'm still cold." The priest gets up, gets ''another'' blanket for her and returns to his side of the bed. Finally she says "I'm sorry, Father, but I'm still cold." The Priest looks at her and says "Sister, I know it's inappropriate, but would you like to play husband and wife for one night? The nun's face lights up and she says "Oh, yes Father!" He looks at her and sneers "Then get your own damn blanket!"
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* A priest and a nun are on a road trip, but at one hotel they are forced to share the same room with one bed. The priest piles up blankets between them and they lay down. After a bit, the young nun says "Father, I'm cold." The priest gets up, gets another blanket for her and returns to his side of the bed. After a little more time, she again says "Father, I'm still cold." The priest gets up, gets ''another'' blanket for her and returns to his side of the bed. Finally she says "I'm sorry, Father, but I'm still cold." The Priest looks at her and says "Sister, I know it's inappropriate, but would you like to play husband and wife for one night? night?" The nun's face lights up and she says "Oh, yes Father!" He looks at her and sneers "Then get your own damn blanket!"
20th Nov '15 5:37:14 PM pittsburghmuggle
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[[folder:Jokes]] *A priest and a nun are on a road trip, but at one hotel they are forced to share the same room with one bed. The priest piles up blankets between them and they lay down. After a bit, the young nun says "Father, I'm cold." The priest gets up, gets another blanket for her and returns to his side of the bed. After a little more time, she again says "Father, I'm still cold." The priest gets up, gets ''another'' blanket for her and returns to his side of the bed. Finally she says "I'm sorry, Father, but I'm still cold." The Priest looks at her and says "Sister, I know it's inappropriate, but would you like to play husband and wife for one night? The nun's face lights up and she says "Oh, yes Father!" He looks at her and sneers "Then get your own damn blanket!" [[/folder]]
19th Nov '15 3:55:56 PM StFan
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-->'''Husband:''' Good night... mother of six.\\ '''Wife:''' Good night... father of one.
10th Sep '15 11:11:30 AM MarkLungo
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* Frances and Terry's marriage in ''Series/TheLibrarians''.
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* Frances and Terry's marriage in ''Series/TheLibrarians''.''Series/TheLibrarians2007''.

* Done in plenty of old cartoons -- examples include ''[[MickeyMouse Mickey's Nightmare]] '', ''[[WesternAnimation/PorkyPig Porky's Romance]]'', ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Popeye}} Wimmin Is A Myskery]]'', ''[[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Donald's Diary]]'', ''[[ComicBooks/LittleLulu Beau Ties]]'' and ''[[WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck His Bitter Half]]''. Almost all of these involve [[AllJustADream dream sequences]] that cause the character to resolve to [[ChasteToons never get married]].
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* Done in plenty of old cartoons -- examples include ''[[MickeyMouse ''[[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse Mickey's Nightmare]] '', ''[[WesternAnimation/PorkyPig Porky's Romance]]'', ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Popeye}} ''[[ComicStrip/{{Popeye}} Wimmin Is A Myskery]]'', ''[[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Donald's Diary]]'', ''[[ComicBooks/LittleLulu Beau Ties]]'' and ''[[WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck His Bitter Half]]''. Almost all of these involve [[AllJustADream dream sequences]] that cause the character to resolve to [[ChasteToons never get married]].

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