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25th Jan '18 2:49:56 AM Cryoclaste
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* ''[[OhGod Oh God! You Devil]]'':

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* ''[[OhGod ''[[Film/OhGod Oh God! You Devil]]'':
18th Jan '18 6:44:08 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Woman:''' Oh, sweet Jesus!
-->'''Wonderboy:''' It's Wonderboy, actually. Close, though!

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-->'''Woman:''' Oh, sweet Jesus!
-->'''Wonderboy:'''
Jesus!\\
'''Wonderboy:'''
It's Wonderboy, actually. Close, though!



-->'''Synesthesia''' Oh, Jesus...
-->'''King Peacock''': Actually, Baldur's more of a Teutonic antecedent of Jesus, but you're in the right ballpark.

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-->'''Synesthesia''' -->'''Synesthesia:''' Oh, Jesus...
-->'''King Peacock''':
Jesus...\\
'''King Peacock:'''
Actually, Baldur's more of a Teutonic antecedent of Jesus, but you're in the right ballpark.



-->'''Russian politician:''' Oh God oh God oh God...
-->'''Fury:''' Close enough.

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-->'''Russian politician:''' Oh God God, oh God God, oh God...
-->'''Fury:'''
God...\\
'''Fury:'''
Close enough.



-->'''Applejack:''' [[OhMyGods Holy Celestia!]]\\

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-->'''Applejack:''' --->'''Applejack:''' [[OhMyGods Holy Celestia!]]\\



--> '''J.P. Monroe:''' Jesus Christ!\\
'''Pinhead:''' Not quite.

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--> '''J.--->'''J.P. Monroe:''' Jesus Christ!\\
'''Pinhead:''' Not quite.



-->'''Tina:''' Please, God!\\
'''Freddy''' (gesturing to his face with the claws): ''This'' is God.

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-->'''Tina:''' --->'''Tina:''' Please, God!\\
'''Freddy''' (gesturing '''Freddy:''' ''(gesturing to his face with the claws): ''This'' claws) This'' is God.



-->'''Jesse Braun:''' Oh, God!\\

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-->'''Jesse --->'''Jesse Braun:''' Oh, God!\\



-->'''Brutha:''' Oh! My God!\\

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-->'''Brutha:''' --->'''Brutha:''' Oh! My God!\\



--> '''Butters''' Jesus Christ!\\

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--> '''Butters''' -->'''Butters''' Jesus Christ!\\



-->'''Hacker:''' How did Humphrey know where I was?\\

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-->'''Hacker:''' --->'''Hacker:''' How did Humphrey know where I was?\\



-->'''Bernard:''' ...Of course, in the Service, CMG stands for "Call Me God". And KCMG stands for "Kindly Call Me God".\\

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-->'''Bernard:''' ...--->'''Bernard:''' ...Of course, in the Service, CMG stands for "Call Me God". And KCMG stands for "Kindly Call Me God".\\



-->'''George:''' MY GOD!
-->'''Flashheart:''' Yes, I suppose I am.

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-->'''George:''' MY GOD!
-->'''Flashheart:'''
GOD!\\
'''Flashheart:'''
Yes, I suppose I am.



-->'''Baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells:'''' Drugged, by God!\\

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-->'''Baby-eating --->'''Baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells:'''' Drugged, by God!\\



-->'''Molly:''' Oh, thank God!\\

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-->'''Molly:''' --->'''Molly:''' Oh, thank God!\\



-->'''Dean:''' (after seeing Alastair disappear in a bright flash of light) What the Hell?\\

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-->'''Dean:''' (after --->'''Dean:''' ''(after seeing Alastair disappear in a bright flash of light) light)'' What the Hell?\\



-->'''Ruby:''' Now guess who's coming to dinner ...\\

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-->'''Ruby:''' --->'''Ruby:''' Now guess who's coming to dinner ...\\



-->'''Ed:''' *reacting to Castiel's sudden appearance* JESUS CHRIST!\\

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-->'''Ed:''' --->'''Ed:''' *reacting to Castiel's sudden appearance* JESUS CHRIST!\\



-->'''[[BigBad Bobo Del Rey]]''': (''annoyed'') Jesus Christ...
-->'''[[MysteriousWatcher Juan Carlo]]''': [[DeadpanSnarker Right initials, wrong guy.]]

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-->'''[[BigBad Bobo Del Rey]]''': (''annoyed'') Rey]]:''' ''(annoyed)'' Jesus Christ...
-->'''[[MysteriousWatcher
Christ...\\
'''[[MysteriousWatcher
Juan Carlo]]''': Carlo]]:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Right initials, wrong guy.]]



-->'''Wife of statesman:''' "Oh my god!"
-->'''Statesman:''' "<his first name> will suffice while we're among us."

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-->'''Wife of statesman:''' "Oh Oh, my god!"
-->'''Statesman:''' "<his
god!\\
'''Statesman:''' [his
first name> name] will suffice while we're among us."



-->'''Guy''': Everybody says my girlfriend looks like Virgin Mary. (shows a photo)
-->'''Friend''': Sweet mother of God!!!

to:

-->'''Guy''': -->'''Guy:''' Everybody says my girlfriend looks like Virgin Mary. (shows ''(shows a photo)
-->'''Friend''':
photo)''\\
'''Friend:'''
Sweet mother of God!!!



-->'''Jo Kendall:''' Oh my God!
-->'''Director-General:''' Very close! I am, in fact... ''the Director-General of Creator/TheBBC! (Hallelujah Chorus)''

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-->'''Jo Kendall:''' Oh my God!
-->'''Director-General:'''
God!\\
'''Director-General:'''
Very close! I am, in fact... ''the Director-General of Creator/TheBBC! (Hallelujah Chorus)''



-->'''God:''' "Jesus ''Christ'', what on Earth is that!?"\\
'''Jesus:''' "Don't take my name in vain, Dad!"\\
'''God:''' "Jeezie Chreezie, what on Earth is that!?"\\
'''Jesus:''' "Don't call me Jeezie Chreezie!"

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-->'''God:''' "Jesus Jesus ''Christ'', what on Earth is that!?"\\
that!?\\
'''Jesus:''' "Don't Don't take my name in vain, Dad!"\\
Dad!\\
'''God:''' "Jeezie Jeezie Chreezie, what on Earth is that!?"\\
that!?\\
'''Jesus:''' "Don't Don't call me Jeezie Chreezie!"Chreezie!



-->'''Mary''': Joe,I'm pregnant.\\
'''Joseph'''(stunned): Holy mother of God...\\
'''Mary''': You're right!\\
'''Joseph''': Oh, Jesus ''Christ'', Mary!\\
'''Mary''': That's a ''great'' name, Joe! It's so much better than Shmuel!

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-->'''Mary''': -->'''Mary:''' Joe,I'm pregnant.\\
'''Joseph'''(stunned): '''Joseph:''' ''(stunned)'' Holy mother of God...\\
'''Mary''': '''Mary:''' You're right!\\
'''Joseph''': '''Joseph:''' Oh, Jesus ''Christ'', Mary!\\
'''Mary''': '''Mary:''' That's a ''great'' name, Joe! It's so much better than Shmuel!



--> '''Mary:''' Joseph? Do you remember how we've never made love?\\
'''Joseph: *eagerly*''' Yes?\\

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--> '''Mary:''' -->'''Mary:''' Joseph? Do you remember how we've never made love?\\
'''Joseph: *eagerly*''' '''Joseph:''' ''(eagerly)'' Yes?\\



'''Mary: *relieved*''' Oh, you already know about it?

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'''Mary: *relieved*''' '''Mary:''' ''(relieved)'' Oh, you already know about it?



-->'''Frankie:''' Oh god oh god oh god...
-->'''Gavin:''' Please stop calling me that.

to:

-->'''Frankie:''' Oh god god, oh god god, oh god...
-->'''Gavin:'''
god...\\
'''Gavin:'''
Please stop calling me that.



--> '''Guru:''' Nail... I will henceforth be known as [[HypocriticalHumor Super Kami.]] No, wait- Super Kami ''Guru.''
--> '''Nail:''' [[InSeriesNickname Can I just call you Guru for short?]]
--> '''Guru:''' [[ThirdPersonPerson Super Kami Guru allows this.]]

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--> '''Guru:''' --->'''Guru:''' Nail... I will henceforth be known as [[HypocriticalHumor Super Kami.]] No, wait- wait! Super Kami ''Guru.''
-->
''\\
'''Nail:''' [[InSeriesNickname Can I just call you Guru for short?]]
-->
short?]]\\
'''Guru:''' [[ThirdPersonPerson Super Kami Guru allows this.]]



--> '''Kami:''' Are you sure this will work?\\

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--> '''Kami:''' --->'''Kami:''' Are you sure this will work?\\



-->'''Vegeta''': The f*ck's a "Kami?"\\
'''Krillin''': Basically God.\\
'''Vegeta''': But I'm still here!

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-->'''Vegeta''': --->'''Vegeta:''' The f*ck's a "Kami?"\\
'''Krillin''': '''Krillin:''' Basically God.\\
'''Vegeta''': '''Vegeta:''' But I'm still here!



-->'''17''': Seriously, What the hell's a Kami?\\
'''Piccolo''': It means God. Now bow.

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-->'''17''': --->'''17:''' Seriously, What the hell's a Kami?\\
'''Piccolo''': '''Piccolo:''' It means God. Now bow.



--> '''Cell''': So...keep that in mind, and I'll see you next Sunday! Also: feel free to pray to your god. But—spoilers! - I won't be listening.

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--> '''Cell''': --->'''Cell:''' So...keep that in mind, and I'll see you next Sunday! Also: feel free to pray to your god. But—spoilers! But — spoilers! - I won't be listening.



-->'''Piccolo''': (''to Gohan'') You know I do actually celebrate Christmas.\\
'''Gohan''': Really?\\
'''Piccolo''': Yeah, when you think about it. I'm basically the Son of God.\\
'''Kami''': (''in Piccolo's mind'') [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, Jesus Christ.]]\\
'''Piccolo''': (''to Kami'') [[ComicallyMissingThePoint KINDA!]]\\
'''Nail''': (''also in Piccolo's mind'') Wait, does that make me the Holy Spirit?\\
'''Piccolo and Kami''': (''to Nail'') [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike KINDA!]]

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-->'''Piccolo''': (''to Gohan'') --->'''Piccolo:''' ''(to Gohan)'' You know I do actually celebrate Christmas.\\
'''Gohan''': '''Gohan:''' Really?\\
'''Piccolo''': '''Piccolo:''' Yeah, when you think about it. I'm basically the Son of God.\\
'''Kami''': (''in '''Kami:''' ''(in Piccolo's mind'') mind)'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, Jesus Christ.]]\\
'''Piccolo''': (''to Kami'') '''Piccolo:''' ''(to Kami)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint KINDA!]]\\
'''Nail''': (''also '''Nail:''' ''(also in Piccolo's mind'') mind)'' Wait, does that make me the Holy Spirit?\\
'''Piccolo and Kami''': (''to Nail'') Kami:''' ''(to Nail)'' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike KINDA!]]



* Fairly sinister example- ProfessionalKiller Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski once said this:
-->I don't believe in God. People have called me God, though- "Oh God, no! Oh God, no!"
* Marie: "God, your feet are cold!"
-->Vince Lombardi: "When we're in bed, just call me Vince."

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* Fairly sinister example- example -- ProfessionalKiller Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski once said this:
-->I don't believe in God. People have called me God, though- though-- "Oh God, no! Oh God, no!"
* Marie: "God, God, your feet are cold!"
-->Vince Lombardi: "When
cold!
-->'''Vince Lombardi:''' When
we're in bed, just call me Vince.""Vince".
31st Dec '17 2:32:09 AM AnotherEpicFail
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* Crops up in the ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'' audio drama "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho058TheHarvest The Harvest]]," when new companion Hex blunders into the TARDIS and meets the Doctor for the first time.
->'''Hex:''' [[{{Catchphrase}} Oh my god]]. Oh my god!
->'''The Doctor:''' No, I'm the Doctor. But hello just the same.
28th Dec '17 2:15:28 PM Storygirl000
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* During the ''WesternAnimation/CampCamp'' Christmas special, Max yells "Jesus Christ!" upon seeing Preston dressed up for his one-man Nativity play. Take a wild guess as to what costume he was wearing.

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* During the ''WesternAnimation/CampCamp'' ''WebAnimation/CampCamp'' Christmas special, Max yells "Jesus Christ!" upon seeing Preston dressed up for his one-man Nativity play. Take a wild guess as to what costume he was wearing.
28th Dec '17 2:14:44 PM Storygirl000
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* During the ''WesternAnimation/CampCamp'' Christmas special, Max yells "Jesus Christ!" upon seeing Preston dressed up for his one-man Nativity play. Take a wild guess as to what costume he was wearing.
26th Dec '17 3:26:02 PM MagiMecha
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'''Piccolo and Kami''': (''to Nail'') [[StrangeThingsThinkAlike KINDA!]]

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'''Piccolo and Kami''': (''to Nail'') [[StrangeThingsThinkAlike [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike KINDA!]]
26th Dec '17 3:24:29 PM MagiMecha
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** Played for laughs in "Plan to Eradicate Christmas"
-->'''Piccolo''': (''to Gohan'') You know I do actually celebrate Christmas.\\
'''Gohan''': Really?\\
'''Piccolo''': Yeah, when you think about it. I'm basically the Son of God.\\
'''Kami''': (''in Piccolo's mind'') [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, Jesus Christ.]]\\
'''Piccolo''': (''to Kami'') [[ComicallyMissingThePoint KINDA!]]\\
'''Nail''': (''also in Piccolo's mind'') Wait, does that make me the Holy Spirit?\\
'''Piccolo and Kami''': (''to Nail'') [[StrangeThingsThinkAlike KINDA!]]
28th Nov '17 6:50:07 PM Andyroid
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* A variant occurs in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' that retold the story of Noah:

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* A variant occurs in an episode of the ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' that retold the story of Noah:short "Noah's Lark":
23rd Nov '17 4:17:52 PM AnoneMouseJr
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* ''FanFic/ThePiecesLieWhereTheyFell'': Non-religious variant in thee sequel ''Picking Up the Pieces'' - in chapter 5, Xvital has just entered the kitchen of their hotel penthouse suite and sees a mare working on a cake. From the smell, she deduces what kind it is, and asks "Mango cake?" The chef, who is still frosting the cake and knows exactly what she means, jokingly but truthfully responds with "That's my cousin's name, actually."
23rd Nov '17 4:05:38 PM Dialh
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* ''[[Website/NotAlwaysRight Not Always Learning]]'' had a teacher use [[http://notalwayslearning.com/answering-to-a-high-school-er-power/30522 this.]]

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* ''[[Website/NotAlwaysRight Not Always Learning]]'' had a teacher use [[http://notalwayslearning.com/answering-to-a-high-school-er-power/30522 [[https://notalwaysright.com/answering-to-a-high-school-er-power/33000/ this.]]
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