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Why Can’t The Perfect Girl Exist In 2022??? (Or A Complaint To My Inner Light) is an epic poem by Creator/DavPond, about TimeTravelRomance and Quakerism.
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Why Can’t The Perfect Girl Exist In 2022??? (Or A Complaint To My Inner Light) is an epic poem {{poe|try}}m by Creator/DavPond, about TimeTravelRomance and Quakerism.
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MagicalGirlfriend: What he thinks she is.
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The protagonist is Pond himself, and it’s a true story.
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The protagonist Protagonist is Pond himself, and it’s a true story.
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PunkRock: The protagonist describes himself as “A teenage punk. Listens to Music/TheDeadMilkmen on full blast all night. A wannabe [[Music/TheWho Keith Moon]].”
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PunkRock: The protagonist Protagonist describes himself as “A teenage punk. Listens to Music/TheDeadMilkmen on full blast all night. A wannabe [[Music/TheWho Keith Moon]].”
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TheQuincyPunk: The Protagonist.
TheQuincyPunk: The Protagonist.
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SweetieGraffiti: “I wrote our initials on a ping-pong table. With a ping-pong paddle.”
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TimeTravelRomance: Not the “time TRAVEL” part, obviously, but WHAT THIS WHOLE POEM IS ABOUT.
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TimeTravelRomance: Not the “time TRAVEL” part, obviously, but WHAT THIS WHOLE POEM IS ABOUT.ABOUT.
WhenThePlanetsAlign: The planets WERE aligned at the time that Dav Pond wrote this poem.
WhenThePlanetsAlign: The planets WERE aligned at the time that Dav Pond wrote this poem.
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[[RedStringOfFate Viaducts Of Fate]]: [[Film/DuckSoup VY A DUCK??? VY NO A CHICKEN???]](Sorry, we couldn’t help it.) Also, he is from a province known for its viaducts and she is from a city known for its viaducts.
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[[RedStringOfFate Viaducts Of Fate]]: [[Film/DuckSoup VY A DUCK??? VY NO A CHICKEN???]](Sorry, CHICKEN???]] (Sorry, we couldn’t help it.) Also, he is from a province known for its viaducts and she is from a city known for its viaducts.
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[[RedStringOfFate Viaducts Of Fate]]: [[Film/DuckSoup VY A DUCK??? VY NO A CHICKEN??]](Sorry, we couldn’t help it.) Also, he is from a province known for its viaducts and she is from a city known for its viaducts.
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[[RedStringOfFate Viaducts Of Fate]]: [[Film/DuckSoup VY A DUCK??? VY NO A CHICKEN??]](Sorry, CHICKEN???]](Sorry, we couldn’t help it.) Also, he is from a province known for its viaducts and she is from a city known for its viaducts.
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[[RedStringOfFate Viaducts Of Fate]]: [[Film/DuckSoup VY A DUCK??? VY NO A CHICKEN??? (Sorry, we couldn’t help it.]] Also, he is from a province known for its viaducts and she is from a city known for its viaducts.
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[[RedStringOfFate Viaducts Of Fate]]: [[Film/DuckSoup VY A DUCK??? VY NO A CHICKEN??? (Sorry, CHICKEN??]](Sorry, we couldn’t help it.]] ) Also, he is from a province known for its viaducts and she is from a city known for its viaducts.
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It’s known for its metaphor of [[RedStringOfFate viaducts]] to mean connections between the protagonist and the titular “perfect girl”.
FateDrivesUsTogether: DEFINITELY.
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PunkRock: The protagonist describes himself as “A teenage punk. Listens to Music/TheDeadMilkmen on full blast all night. A wannabe [[Music/TheWho Keith Moon]].”
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PunkRock: The protagonist describes himself as “A teenage punk. Listens to Music/TheDeadMilkmen on full blast all night. A wannabe [[Music/TheWho Keith Moon]].””
[[RedStringOfFate Viaducts Of Fate]]: [[Film/DuckSoup VY A DUCK??? VY NO A CHICKEN??? (Sorry, we couldn’t help it.]] Also, he is from a province known for its viaducts and she is from a city known for its viaducts.
TimeTravelRomance: Not the “time TRAVEL” part, obviously, but WHAT THIS WHOLE POEM IS ABOUT.
[[RedStringOfFate Viaducts Of Fate]]: [[Film/DuckSoup VY A DUCK??? VY NO A CHICKEN??? (Sorry, we couldn’t help it.]] Also, he is from a province known for its viaducts and she is from a city known for its viaducts.
TimeTravelRomance: Not the “time TRAVEL” part, obviously, but WHAT THIS WHOLE POEM IS ABOUT.
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HairFlip: His perfect girl is a “professional hair flipper”. Technically The Truth.
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Read it here: https://allpoetry.com/poem/16679396-Why-Can-t-The-Perfect-Girl-Exist-In-2022-----Or--A-Complaint-To-M-by-Dav-Pond
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Read it here: https://allpoetry.com/poem/16679396-Why-Can-t-The-Perfect-Girl-Exist-In-2022-----Or--A-Complaint-To-M-by-Dav-Pondcom/poem/16679396-Why-Can-t-The-Perfect-Girl-Exist-In-2022-----Or--A-Complaint-To-M-by-Dav-Pond
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!!!There are VIADUCTS between us...
PunkRock: The protagonist describes himself as “A teenage punk. Listens to Music/TheDeadMilkmen on full blast all night. A wannabe [[Music/TheWho Keith Moon]].”
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!!!There are VIADUCTS between us...
PunkRock: The protagonist describes himself as “A teenage punk. Listens to Music/TheDeadMilkmen on full blast all night. A wannabe [[Music/TheWho Keith Moon]].”
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The protagonist is Pond himself, and it’s a true story.
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The protagonist is Pond himself, and it’s a true story.story.
Read it here: https://allpoetry.com/poem/16679396-Why-Can-t-The-Perfect-Girl-Exist-In-2022-----Or--A-Complaint-To-M-by-Dav-Pond
Read it here: https://allpoetry.com/poem/16679396-Why-Can-t-The-Perfect-Girl-Exist-In-2022-----Or--A-Complaint-To-M-by-Dav-Pond
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Why Can’t The Perfect Girl Exist In 2022??? (Or A Complaint To My Inner Light) is an epic poem by Creator/DavPond, about TimeTravelRomance and Quakerism.
The protagonist is Pond himself, and it’s a true story.
The protagonist is Pond himself, and it’s a true story.
