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The Cracked Conspiracy, the definition of the word esoteric, written by Shamus.P. Davis, or [[http://www.cracked.com/members/College+Binary College Binary]] began writing a story out of boredom and lack of any real writing one day, so he decided to make it a fan fic about some of the more prominent members on Cracked. It originally was supposed to be only a few updates long, but it gained immense popularity among all those who read it, and thus Binary kept writing it. This would account for the disjointed, plot-holed story in the beginning. If you've never been to the Cracked Forums, or the internet, first of all, how are you reading this? And secondly: you are fat and nobody likes you. Possibly homosexual.

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The Cracked Conspiracy, the definition of the word esoteric, written by Shamus.P. Davis, or [[http://www.cracked.com/members/College+Binary College Binary]] began writing a story out of boredom and lack of any real writing one day, so he decided to make it a fan fic about some of the more prominent members on Cracked.Website/{{Cracked}}. It originally was supposed to be only a few updates long, but it gained immense popularity among all those who read it, and thus Binary kept writing it. This would account for the disjointed, plot-holed story in the beginning. If you've never been to the Cracked Forums, or the internet, first of all, how are you reading this? And secondly: you are fat and nobody likes you. Possibly homosexual.
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* MixAndMatchCritters: {{Nedroid}}'s theme park.

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* MixAndMatchCritters: {{Nedroid}}'s Webcomic/{{Nedroid}}'s theme park.
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The Cracked Conspiracy, the definition of the word esoteric, written by Shamus.P. Davis, or [[http://www.cracked.com/members/College+Binary College Binary]] began writing a story out of boredom and lack of any real writing one day, so he decided to make it a fan fic about some of the more prominent members on Cracked. It originally was supposed to be only a few updates long, but it gained immense popularity among all those who read it, and thus Binary kept writing it. This would account for the disjointed, plot-holed story in the beginning. If you've never been to the Cracked Forums, or the internet, first of all, how are you reading this? And secondly: you are fat and nobody likes you. Possibly homosexual.
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!!This kickass web-novel provides examples of:

* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Inverted: Kathana, rather than going for Nate, the epitome of a badass Chaotic Neutral, goes for the doughy scientist.
* AntiquatedLinguistics: Camerhil, because he is "Incomprehensibly, intolerably British".
* BlackComedyRape: In a word? Spermus.
* TheBlindLeadingTheBlind: Originally, Archangel seemed like an example of this, but [[spoiler:it turns out he is the 11th best Hacker on the internet]].
* BritishStuffiness: Camerhil is an embodiment of this trope.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Fishboy.
* CannotTellAJoke: Archangel, mostly because of his retardedness.
* ChurchOfHappyology: Subverted: The oppressive, totalitarian church that is willing to sue anyone that offends them, is openly referred to as Scientology.
* DoubleEntendre
* EpicFail: How the 4Channers describe David Wong.
* EvilLawyerJoke: The entire character of Evil Sloth.
* FunnyForeigner: Karlski and Camerhil.
* GiveGeeksAChance: Parodied with the character of Oball, a doughy, unpleasant scientist who manages to mock God at every turn.
* HilaritySues: What Sloth does to [=Navigator2001Plus=] and the rest of the mods.
* HurricaneOfPuns: Kicsi Viz.
* MadeOfExplodium
* MixAndMatchCritters: {{Nedroid}}'s theme park.
* MyFriendsAndZoidberg: "Our seven heroes and Archangel watched in awe."
* PerfectlyCromulentWord: "Shitjockey", "inetnert", "popesplosion" and "rape'n'roll".
* SelfDeprecation: Fishboy's description of Shamus, and the little Hate By Numbers scene.
* StealthPun: "Well, this was a pointless waste of time."
* UglyGuyHotWife: Kathana and Oball.
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