History Literature / InstrumentOfGod

17th Jan '17 1:09:49 PM Gosicrystal
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* AndThisIsFor

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* AndThisIsForAndThisIsFor:



* AuthorAppeal
* AuthorFilibuster
* AuthorTract

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* %%* AuthorAppeal
* %%* AuthorFilibuster
* %%* AuthorTract



* BlackComedyRape

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* %%* BlackComedyRape



* ByNoIMeanYes: From ''The Sign By the Right of the Road'': There is no law except the Law of the Jungle in the Frontier, anyone may do anything to anyone out there. Rule #1 doesnít apply there, there are no rules. Well, there is one rule. ''The Rule of Promise.''



* DeadpanSnarker: \\
'''Marilyn''': There you are! Do you know how much of an embarrassment you are today?\\
'''246''': Not yet, but I have this very strong suspicion you are about to tell me.
* DeadToBeginWith: \\
'''Leroy''': Are you ''trying'' to tell me that I'm fucking ''dead''?\\
'''246''': No I'm not. I'm ''telling'' you that you're fucking dead.

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* DeadpanSnarker: \\
'''Marilyn''':
DeadpanSnarker:
-->'''Marilyn:'''
There you are! Do you know how much of an embarrassment you are today?\\
'''246''': '''246:''' Not yet, but I have this very strong suspicion you are about to tell me.
* DeadToBeginWith: \\
'''Leroy''':
DeadToBeginWith:
-->'''Leroy:'''
Are you ''trying'' to tell me that I'm fucking ''dead''?\\
'''246''': '''246:''' No I'm not. I'm ''telling'' ''[[DistinctionWithoutADifference telling]]'' you that you're fucking dead.



* DidYouJustHaveSex: 246 tells about his first time, and how after they finish and he's sitting in the living room feeling her up afterwards, her boyfriend knocks on the front door. So 246 decides to leave. As he tries to walk out, the boyfriend asks this, in the form "Did you just fuck her?"

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* DidYouJustHaveSex: 246 tells about his first time, and how after they finish and he's sitting in the living room feeling her up afterwards, her boyfriend knocks on the front door. So 246 decides to leave. As he tries to walk out, the boyfriend asks this, in the form "Did you just fuck her?"her?".



* NoExceptYes: From ''The Sign By the Right of the Road'': There is no law except the Law of the Jungle in the Frontier, anyone may do anything to anyone out there. Rule #1 doesnít apply there, there are no rules. Well, there is one rule. ''The Rule of Promise.''
25th Nov '16 4:01:46 AM Tdarcos
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* HandSignals:
** When a female and the male welcomer she was with have an issue settled and would otherwise go back to his room to have sex, 246 waves his hands at them, saying "Go on, go back to having fun, scoot!"
** When some people in the Frontier are playing tug-of-war using the arms of a man to try to capture him, so he can be sold as a sex slave, 246 sees them, blows a whistle, and taps his finger in the air. They drop him and run off to loot goods from a burst trailer.
** When Wilson meets 246, he bows on his knees and prays before him, mistaking him for God. 246 holds up his hand, saying "Stop. Don't pray to me. If you need to send me a message, use e-mail."



* SpySpeak: When the Chairman is going to give Joan an order to do something over the phone, he has to authenticate that he is talking to Joan, and that she can authenticate that it is acrually him:

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* SpySpeak: When the Chairman is going to give Joan an order to do something over the phone, he has to authenticate that he is talking to Joan, and that she can authenticate that it is acrually actually him:
30th Jun '16 6:35:37 PM Tdarcos
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As a special '''free''' offer to readers of TVTropes, you can read the complete book, as a [[http://www.paul-robinson.us/instrument.pdf three megabyte PDF.]] It's said it "was unpublished" but it has since been released for publication on http://freeebooks.net .

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As a special '''free''' offer to readers of TVTropes, you can read the complete book, as a [[http://www.paul-robinson.us/instrument.pdf three megabyte PDF.]] (Right click that link and select "save".) It's said it "was unpublished" but it has since been released for publication on http://freeebooks.net .
30th Jun '16 6:34:33 PM Tdarcos
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* ProfessionalsDoItOnDesks: To piss off Mias, 246 suggests if Mias was interested he could do this to him.
30th Jun '16 6:11:24 PM Tdarcos
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* CarryTheOne: Doreen is pointing out to David that 240 didn't make him pay Supervisor 246 five favors for the service he performed, but five ''gross'' favors:

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* CarryTheOne: Doreen is pointing out to David that 240 Supervisor 246 didn't make him pay Supervisor 246 five favors for the service he performed, but five ''gross'' favors:
30th Jun '16 6:10:00 PM Tdarcos
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* CarryTheOne: Doreen is pointing out to David that 240 didn't make him pay Supervisor 246 five favors for the service he performed, but five ''gross'' favors:
-->''Doreen'': A lot of people would probably have done this for free just to play at it. Maybe someone might have thought it was worth a favor, especially if you didnít know how. But he had you give him five ''gross'' favors. Five times a gross, 144. Five times 4 is twenty... carry the two... Seven hundred and twenty favors.
28th Jun '16 1:57:32 PM Tdarcos
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* AmusementParkOfDoom - "If you go through this door, you will die."

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* AmusementParkOfDoom - AmusementParkOfDoom: "If you go through this door, you will die."



* BadGuyBar - "It was the typical bar like you'd find on earth, with big guys looking like bikers."
* BaitAndSwitchTyrant - Marilyn, the deputy Administrator and later Administrator of the Welcoming Department is initially a vile boss. But it's okay, she's only like that [[FreudianExcuse because she was molested as a child]]! Once she gets some IntimatePsychotherapy, she's much more reasonable. Somehow. See also ''SugarAndIcePersonality'' below.
* BarBrawl - "Two guys in the back were beating the crap out of each other, and nobody was noticing."

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* BadGuyBar - BadGuyBar: "It was the typical bar like you'd find on earth, with big guys looking like bikers."
* BaitAndSwitchTyrant - BaitAndSwitchTyrant: Marilyn, the deputy Administrator and later Administrator of the Welcoming Department is initially a vile boss. But it's okay, she's only like that [[FreudianExcuse because she was molested as a child]]! Once she gets some IntimatePsychotherapy, she's much more reasonable. Somehow. See also ''SugarAndIcePersonality'' below.
* BarBrawl - BarBrawl: "Two guys in the back were beating the crap out of each other, and nobody was noticing.""
* BerserkButton: If a person who is dead in the Afterlife decides to go back to earth to be born again, that's being "recycled." If they decide to be reborn in the opposite sex, that's called "getting a Real Sex Change." Do not be stupid and ask Supervisor 246 when someone will be back from getting a real sex change. He will know you're so cluelessly ignorant he might punch your lights out.
27th Jun '16 2:57:22 PM Tdarcos
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* HoldYourHippogriffs - Since people can't die in the Afterlife, you can't say "As serious as a heart attack." However, if someone does something really bad, they are sentenced by the court to be "involuntarily recycled," i.e. returned to earth forcibly to start over as a baby, the equivalent of Capital Punishment. So, when someone ''really'' means it, they say, "As serious as involuntary recycling."
10th Jun '16 11:38:52 PM nombretomado
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'''[[StatlerAndWaldorf Waldorf]]''': Because getting people to finish it would require Divine Intervention!\\

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'''[[StatlerAndWaldorf '''[[JustForFun/StatlerAndWaldorf Waldorf]]''': Because getting people to finish it would require Divine Intervention!\\
28th Apr '16 1:00:42 AM Tdarcos
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* Name'sTheSame: A rapist is caught by the police. When asked his name, he replies, "Cesar Chavez. Not the same guy who helped migrant workers."

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* Name'sTheSame: NamesTheSame: A rapist is caught by the police. When asked his name, he replies, "Cesar Chavez. Not the same guy who helped migrant workers."
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