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Life ''sucks'' in this world...

-->[-Visit the unabridged [[Laconic/WretchedHive hell]][[Laconic/{{Mordor}} hole]] [[CrapsackWorld HERE]].-]

Life sucks in this world...

Life sucks...

Life here '''''SUCKS'''''.

Life here '''''SUCKS''''', and will be so forever.

Life here '''''SUCKS'''''. And will suck forever.

Life here '''''SUCKS'''''.

-->[-Visit the unabridged [[WretchedHive hell]][[{{Mordor}} hole]] [[CrapsackWorld HERE]].-]

-->[-Visit unabridged [[WretchedHive waste]][[{{Mordor}} land]] [[CrapsackWorld HERE]].-]

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-->[-Visit the [[WretchedHive wretched]], unabridged, GrimDark [[{{Mordor}} wasteland]] [[CrapsackWorld HERE]].-]

-->[-Visit the [[WretchedHive wretched]], unabridged, GrimDark [[{{Mordor}} wasteland]] [[CrapsackWorld HERE]], which is [[MoreCriminalsThanTargets (over) populated by criminals]], [[GangsterLand gangsters, punks]], [[HookersAndBlow prostitutes, druglords]], not-so-InnocentBystanders, GullibleLemmings and [[HumansAreBastards other bastards of]] [[AliensAreBastards any]] [[TheFairFolk kind]], and where you would expect the [[VillainWithGoodPublicity villains to have good publicity]], the [[HeroWithBadPublicity heroes to have bad publicity]], the [[TheBadGuyWins bad guys to win]], the [[KidsAreCruel kids to be cruel]], the [[TeensAreMonsters teens to be monsters]], the [[HumansAreBastards humans to be bastards]], the [[AllMenArePerverts men to be perverts]], the [[AllWomenAreLustful women to be lustful]], the [[BadCopIncompetentCop cops to be incompetent]], the [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corporate executives to be corrupt]], the [[CorruptChurch church to be even more corrupt]], the [[EvilOverlord overlords to be evil]], the [[MadScientist scientists to be mad]], the [[BloodSport sports to be bloody]], the [[GladiatorGames gamers to be gladiators]], the [[JerkassGods gods to be jerks]], the [[AssholeVictim assholes to be victims]], the [[BlackDudeDiesFirst black people to die first]] [[KanyeWest while nobody cares about them]], the [[ShootTheMessenger messengers to be shot]] [[ThreeHundred by somebody yelling]] ThisIsSPARTA and/or [[AnyoneCanDie anyone in general]] to [[DyingLikeAnimals die like animals]].-]

-->[-Visit unabridged wasteland [[CrapsackWorld HERE]]-]

-->[-Visit unabridged version [[CrapsackWorld HERE]]-]

Life here ''SUCKS''.