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# Furthermore, I will also make sure that the weapon I give them is not one that either is effective against me or my lieutenants ([[GameBreaker or the quest in general]]), or is the weapon type the hero specializes in. I mean, come on, giving him a battleaxe when he specializes in AnAxeToGrind or a {{BFS}}? That's just [[TemptingFate suicidal.]]

# If there have been cases of a Film/{{Contagion}}-like virus around my turf, I will not treat it like a joke. Rather than put the whole land in lockdown, I will make sure the appropriate "cases" are quarantined for whatever my trusted medical advisors can prove to me is the likely incubation period.

# I shall wear the Spare key to my Safe visibly on my neck. Anyone stealing that key and using it to open my safe quickly learns that the key has an extra pin on it that triggers a spray of acid on the culprit. I will also keep in mind which pin is trapped and can vile it down to open the safe without danger in case I cannot access my primary safe key.

# While on that subject, don't act like an entitled jerk, as that's one way to end up in a Reddit post.

# I will not act like those Karens over there in those Reddit forums. Seriously ladies! Can't you see that the fella in the sweat-stained tank top and gym shorts ''doesn't'' work there?

# When I build a Flying Fortress of Doom to hover above the Capital City and launch missiles at famous landmarks, I will also include hidden sections in its design filled with canisters of nerve gas. When the Hero blows up my [=FFoD=], the nerve gas tanks rupture and the Hero will destroy the city. Then, when the Hero is crippled with grief of having killed everybody, I will finish him off with some well-placed sniper rifle rounds.

# When I dispose of a body, I will first remove all electrical devices which may be used to pinpoint the body's location, such as GPS locators and cell phones, and [[DestroyTheEvidence then destroy them immediately]]. Alternatively, have said tracking devices moved to and activated in a nondescript location; so should any heroes connected to the deceased come to mount a rescue mission, a setup of [[BoobyTrap high-explosive booby traps]] will be there and waiting.

# When I dispose of a body, I will first remove all electrical devices which may be used to pinpoint the body's location, such as GPS locators and cell phones, and [[DestroyTheEvidence then destroy them immediately.]]

# The shark tanks on the walls of my office are nothing but wide screen televisions showing an image from my shark tank. That way the Hero cannot distract my mooks by shooting the shark tanks and flooding my office. TV screens are easier to replace than moldy office furniture.

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# In the event that the Hero had some sort of monument made of them, and then I best them, I'll leave said monument alone. It's a good idea to have a reminder that it's possible for me to be beaten. Also, folks don't look kindly upon those who just destroy monuments for no good reason, especially if the other had dedicated their life to saving people. Beside, there's nothing wrong with showing respect to a fallen rival.
# Of course, exceptions can be made if the monument is magic, or hiding dangerous technology that I would prefer not to allow into others’ hands.

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# If people from a place that has magic tries to conquer my technologically advanced land, I will ask them just how common magic if in their land. If everyone, and their mom, can use it, and it's superior to my technology, don't be afraid to make some sort of deal.

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# If I operate a restaurant or some sort of retail store as a front for my base, I will make sure to stand up for those working in that decoy area. Should I spot some overly-self-entitled person (often known as a Karen or Chad) harassing another customer or an employee, I'll throw that Karen/Chad out of the place. If they threaten to call the police after I've tossed them out, I'll tell them to do so. When the police ''do'' come, I'll simply show them the security footage, after which the police will take away the Karen/Chad for whatever they did. Exception: if this is a Villain whose support I need, I will take them aside and instruct them on the necessities of maintaining a cover, including if necessary lying about accepting others as equals while in the disguised area. They might never be able to mentally process that all human beings have rights and legal protections, but they can understand lying (about something they firmly believe is false, even if it is actually true) in constrained circumstances (such as within the physical boundaries of the front) out of demonstrable necessity.

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