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10th Aug '16 2:47:07 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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# On that note, be GenreSavvy about that irksome Power of Love thing. Namely, remember that LoveMakesYouEvil too, and that many a villain's career started with a broken heart. And hey, if you can teach people to be jaded, cynical, and even hostile to the idea of expressing love, you've done your part in making the world a colder, sadder place overall. Go you!

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# On that note, be GenreSavvy know about that irksome Power of Love thing. Namely, remember that LoveMakesYouEvil too, and that many a villain's career started with a broken heart. And hey, if you can teach people to be jaded, cynical, and even hostile to the idea of expressing love, you've done your part in making the world a colder, sadder place overall. Go you!
20th Jul '16 2:08:20 AM Morgenthaler
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# Be DangerouslyGenreSavvy. Learn some psychology -- not only will it make it easier to BreakTheCutie, but it won't let you fall into the trap of [[EvilCannotComprehendGood not understanding the heroes]].

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# Be DangerouslyGenreSavvy.a ManipulativeBastard. Learn some psychology -- not only will it make it easier to BreakTheCutie, but it won't let you fall into the trap of [[EvilCannotComprehendGood not understanding the heroes]].
22nd Jan '16 11:03:52 AM ChaoticNovelist
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# [[XanatosGambit Let the heroes come into your trap]] and kill them. Painfully. Maybe using an actual DeathTrap.

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# [[XanatosGambit Let the heroes come into your trap]] trap and kill them. Painfully. Maybe them painfully; maybe using an actual DeathTrap.
30th May '15 2:09:22 PM Morgenthaler
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# Team Evil is ''not'' [[EvilIsOneBigHappyFamily one big happy family]]. Your minions are tools, not [[VillainousFriendship friends]], so use them and dispose of them as you see fit, especially if [[UngratefulBastard they've been nothing but loyal to you]]. [[YouHaveFailedMe Kill them for the slighest failure]], [[BadBoss murder them for sport]], [[DevourTheDragon eat your dragons]], it's all fair game in your book. Any appreciation you do have for them can only reflect on how deliciously evil they are.

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# Team Evil is ''not'' [[EvilIsOneBigHappyFamily one big happy family]]. Your minions are tools, not [[VillainousFriendship friends]], so use them and dispose of them as you see fit, especially if [[UngratefulBastard they've been nothing but loyal to you]]. [[YouHaveFailedMe Kill them for the slighest slightest failure]], [[BadBoss murder them for sport]], [[DevourTheDragon eat your dragons]], it's all fair game in your book. Any appreciation you do have for them can only reflect on how deliciously evil they are.
10th May '15 5:33:51 PM ff2
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#[[TheStinger Oh and a good tip here]], if you simply wish to succeed on all of the above, ''do not be in the same world with [[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro]]''. Because this man will find you, shove off all your BreakingSpeech or whatever and in 100% chance, YouAreAlreadyDead, annulling majorly all of your efforts there.
11th Apr '15 5:35:53 AM Morgenthaler
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# Be a ''villain.'' This one should go without saying. If you [[FallenHero started out as a good person]] but [[FaceHeelTurn became evil later on]], you ''damn'' well better do an impressive exercise in grade-a villainy, because even then it's a stretch to undo all those pesky, previous noble acts of yours (look to [[Manga/{{Berserk}} Griffith/Femto for inspiration]]).

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# Be a ''villain.''{{villain|s}}.'' This one should go without saying. If you [[FallenHero started out as a good person]] but [[FaceHeelTurn became evil later on]], you ''damn'' well better do an impressive exercise in grade-a villainy, because even then it's a stretch to undo all those pesky, previous noble acts of yours (look to [[Manga/{{Berserk}} Griffith/Femto for inspiration]]).
4th Apr '15 5:39:39 PM Morgenthaler
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# Dine on Endangered Species; especially cute ones. Alternatively, [[ImAHumanitarian dine on human flesh]], [[EatsBabies the younger the better.]]

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# [[ExoticEntree Dine on Endangered Species; Species]]; especially [[WhatMeasureIsANonCute cute ones.ones]]. Alternatively, [[ImAHumanitarian dine on human flesh]], [[EatsBabies the younger the better.]]
1st Apr '15 6:37:26 AM ACW
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** HumansAreBastards: Don't just claim it, prove it. Drive less strong-willed people (bonus points for former heroes, Triple Evil Score for a friend of the protagonists) to lives of selfish evil through your methods and use them as proof that any given monkey can become a rotten piece of filth. Take pointers from 1984's Room 101 methodology.

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** HumansAreBastards: Don't just claim it, prove it. Drive less strong-willed people (bonus points for former heroes, Triple Evil Score for a friend of the protagonists) to lives of selfish evil SelfishEvil through your methods and use them as proof that any given monkey can become a rotten piece of filth. Take pointers from 1984's Room 101 methodology.
14th Jan '15 7:26:46 AM Morgenthaler
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** Also it is encouraged to have your army consisting of [[ChildSoldier children]], because nothing says despicable than robbing these kids with bright future and scar their minds with war at such a tender age. Maybe kidnap them, brainwash them, or just trick their innocent mind as your method of 'drafting'.

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** # Also it is encouraged to have your army consisting of [[ChildSoldier children]], because nothing says despicable than robbing these kids with bright future and scar their minds with war at such a tender age. Maybe kidnap them, brainwash them, or just trick their innocent mind as your method of 'drafting'.



# Love the sight of people in despair. Even better: Actively [[DespairEventHorizon drive people into despair]], make it your hobby or something! Take good, noble, virtuous people, and try to drag them down to your level by systematically destroying their hopes, dreams and ideas while also brutally killing everyone they hold dear.

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# Love the sight of [[DespairEventHorizon people in despair. despair]]. Even better: Actively [[DespairEventHorizon [[HopeCrusher drive people into despair]], make it your hobby or something! Take good, noble, virtuous people, and try to drag them down to your level by systematically destroying their hopes, dreams and ideas while also brutally killing everyone they hold dear.
11th Jan '15 8:24:33 AM ACW
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# Don't have a FreudianExcuse. If you by any chance have an excuse make sure your depravity far outweighs your excuse.

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# Don't have a FreudianExcuse. If you by any chance have an excuse make sure your depravity far outweighs your excuse. For example, you were bullied? Be willing to [[DisproportionateRetribution kill thousands]] ([[Anime/MobileSuitGundamSEED Muruta Azrael]] is a good role model here).



# You could also opt to use your murder hobby in a more productive way: become a [[ProfessionalKiller gun for hire]] or a [[TortureTechnician professional torturer]]. This way you get extra points for getting lucrative benefits out of all the people [[PsychoForHire you happily kill]] for your employers, but be wary you don't fall into the HitmanWithAHeart type.

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# You could also opt to use your murder hobby in a more productive way: become a [[ProfessionalKiller gun for hire]] or a [[TortureTechnician professional torturer]]. This way you get extra points for getting lucrative benefits out of all the people [[PsychoForHire you happily kill]] for your employers, employers (who you may also think about killing), but be wary you don't fall into the HitmanWithAHeart type.
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