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14th Oct '16 1:16:00 PM Silverblade2
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# Forget about [[EvenEvilHasStandards standards]], [[WouldHurtAChild children should be no different than adults from your point of view]] unless you have [[CorruptTheCutie a special treatment for them]]. Better yet, just [[BurnTheOrphanage burn down elementary schools]] and be done with it.

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# Forget about [[EvenEvilHasStandards standards]], [[WouldHurtAChild children should be no different than adults from your point of view]] even if they're [[OffingTheOffspring yours]] unless you have [[CorruptTheCutie a special treatment for them]]. Better yet, just [[BurnTheOrphanage burn down elementary schools]] and be done with it.
24th Sep '16 9:25:50 AM Morgenthaler
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# Also it is encouraged to have your army consisting of [[ChildSoldier children]], because nothing says despicable than robbing these kids with bright future and scar their minds with war at such a tender age. Maybe kidnap them, brainwash them, or just trick their innocent mind as your method of 'drafting'.

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# Also it is encouraged to have your army consisting of [[ChildSoldier children]], because nothing says despicable than robbing these kids with bright future and [[HarmfulToMinors scar their minds with war at such a tender age.age]]. Maybe kidnap them, brainwash them, or just trick their innocent mind as your method of 'drafting'.
24th Sep '16 9:20:43 AM Morgenthaler
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# Team Evil is ''not'' [[EvilIsOneBigHappyFamily one big happy family]]. Your minions are tools, not [[VillainousFriendship friends]], so use them and dispose of them as you see fit, especially if [[UngratefulBastard they've been nothing but loyal to you]]. [[YouHaveFailedMe Kill them for the slightest failure]], [[BadBoss murder them for sport]], [[DevourTheDragon eat your dragons]], it's all fair game in your book. Any appreciation you do have for them can only reflect on how deliciously evil they are.

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# Team Evil is ''not'' [[EvilIsOneBigHappyFamily one big happy family]]. Your minions are tools, not [[VillainousFriendship friends]], so use them and dispose of them as you see fit, especially if [[UngratefulBastard they've been nothing but loyal to you]]. [[YouHaveFailedMe Kill them for the slightest failure]], [[BadBoss murder them for sport]], [[DevourTheDragon eat your dragons]], it's all fair game in your book. Any appreciation you do have for them can only reflect on [[VillainCred how deliciously evil they are.are]].
24th Sep '16 9:17:09 AM Morgenthaler
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# Forget about [[EvenEvilHasStandards standards]], [[WouldHurtAChild children should be no different than adult from your point of view]] unless you have [[CorruptTheCutie a special treatment for them]].

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# Forget about [[EvenEvilHasStandards standards]], [[WouldHurtAChild children should be no different than adult adults from your point of view]] unless you have [[CorruptTheCutie a special treatment for them]].them]]. Better yet, just [[BurnTheOrphanage burn down elementary schools]] and be done with it.



# Be ''nasty'' about everything you do. Not the murdering type? ([[ARealManIsAKiller Wuss!]]) Just be [[KickTheDog mean to everyone]]. Remember, [[DirtyBusiness burning down an orphanage]] [[ShootTheDog can be]] [[IDidWhatIHadToDo justifiable]]. [[BreakThemByTalking A nasty word in the right place]] or [[TheWoobie the right ear]], however, [[MoralEventHorizon can earn you the fandom's hate instantly]].

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# Be ''nasty'' about everything you do. Not the murdering type? ([[ARealManIsAKiller Wuss!]]) Just be [[KickTheDog mean to everyone]]. Remember, [[DirtyBusiness [[BurnTheOrphanage burning down an orphanage]] [[ShootTheDog can be]] [[IDidWhatIHadToDo justifiable]]. [[BreakThemByTalking A nasty word in the right place]] or [[TheWoobie the right ear]], however, [[MoralEventHorizon can earn you the fandom's hate instantly]].
10th Aug '16 2:47:07 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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# On that note, be GenreSavvy about that irksome Power of Love thing. Namely, remember that LoveMakesYouEvil too, and that many a villain's career started with a broken heart. And hey, if you can teach people to be jaded, cynical, and even hostile to the idea of expressing love, you've done your part in making the world a colder, sadder place overall. Go you!

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# On that note, be GenreSavvy know about that irksome Power of Love thing. Namely, remember that LoveMakesYouEvil too, and that many a villain's career started with a broken heart. And hey, if you can teach people to be jaded, cynical, and even hostile to the idea of expressing love, you've done your part in making the world a colder, sadder place overall. Go you!
20th Jul '16 2:08:20 AM Morgenthaler
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# Be DangerouslyGenreSavvy. Learn some psychology -- not only will it make it easier to BreakTheCutie, but it won't let you fall into the trap of [[EvilCannotComprehendGood not understanding the heroes]].

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# Be DangerouslyGenreSavvy.a ManipulativeBastard. Learn some psychology -- not only will it make it easier to BreakTheCutie, but it won't let you fall into the trap of [[EvilCannotComprehendGood not understanding the heroes]].
22nd Jan '16 11:03:52 AM ChaoticNovelist
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# [[XanatosGambit Let the heroes come into your trap]] and kill them. Painfully. Maybe using an actual DeathTrap.

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# [[XanatosGambit Let the heroes come into your trap]] trap and kill them. Painfully. Maybe them painfully; maybe using an actual DeathTrap.
30th May '15 2:09:22 PM Morgenthaler
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# Team Evil is ''not'' [[EvilIsOneBigHappyFamily one big happy family]]. Your minions are tools, not [[VillainousFriendship friends]], so use them and dispose of them as you see fit, especially if [[UngratefulBastard they've been nothing but loyal to you]]. [[YouHaveFailedMe Kill them for the slighest failure]], [[BadBoss murder them for sport]], [[DevourTheDragon eat your dragons]], it's all fair game in your book. Any appreciation you do have for them can only reflect on how deliciously evil they are.

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# Team Evil is ''not'' [[EvilIsOneBigHappyFamily one big happy family]]. Your minions are tools, not [[VillainousFriendship friends]], so use them and dispose of them as you see fit, especially if [[UngratefulBastard they've been nothing but loyal to you]]. [[YouHaveFailedMe Kill them for the slighest slightest failure]], [[BadBoss murder them for sport]], [[DevourTheDragon eat your dragons]], it's all fair game in your book. Any appreciation you do have for them can only reflect on how deliciously evil they are.
10th May '15 5:33:51 PM ff2
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#[[TheStinger Oh and a good tip here]], if you simply wish to succeed on all of the above, ''do not be in the same world with [[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro]]''. Because this man will find you, shove off all your BreakingSpeech or whatever and in 100% chance, YouAreAlreadyDead, annulling majorly all of your efforts there.
11th Apr '15 5:35:53 AM Morgenthaler
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# Be a ''villain.'' This one should go without saying. If you [[FallenHero started out as a good person]] but [[FaceHeelTurn became evil later on]], you ''damn'' well better do an impressive exercise in grade-a villainy, because even then it's a stretch to undo all those pesky, previous noble acts of yours (look to [[Manga/{{Berserk}} Griffith/Femto for inspiration]]).

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# Be a ''villain.''{{villain|s}}.'' This one should go without saying. If you [[FallenHero started out as a good person]] but [[FaceHeelTurn became evil later on]], you ''damn'' well better do an impressive exercise in grade-a villainy, because even then it's a stretch to undo all those pesky, previous noble acts of yours (look to [[Manga/{{Berserk}} Griffith/Femto for inspiration]]).
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