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27th May '16 8:38:52 AM tiiger
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* "[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E1TheCityOfNewYorkVsHomerSimpson]]":

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* ** "[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E1TheCityOfNewYorkVsHomerSimpson]]":php/Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E1TheCityOfNewYorkVsHomerSimpson The City of New York vs Homer Simpson]]":
27th May '16 8:37:02 AM tiiger
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* "[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E1TheCityOfNewYorkVsHomerSimpson]]":
--->'''Lisa''': Dad, you can't judge a place you've never been to.
--->'''Bart''': Yeah, that's what people do in Russia.
22nd May '16 1:36:29 PM hamza678
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** "Headhunters": When the twins realize that Toby Determined didn't destroy the Wax Stan statue, he says "Boy, I'd be pretty embarrassed if I was you two", even though he's been found kissing a cardboard cutout of Shandra Jimenez.
21st May '16 11:46:39 AM SteveMB
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* In the HalloweenEpisode of ''Disney/KimPossible'', Drakken, Shego, and Duff Killigan [[EvenEvilHasStandards expressed their disappointment towards Kim for lying]]. They are mind you, {{Card Carrying Villain}}s and they reacted as if Kim herself offended them!
-->'''Killigan:''' She'll have to work long and hard to regain ''my'' trust!

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* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'':
**
In the HalloweenEpisode of ''Disney/KimPossible'', [[HalloweenEpisode "October 31st"]], Drakken, Shego, and Duff Killigan [[EvenEvilHasStandards expressed their disappointment towards Kim for lying]]. They are mind you, {{Card Carrying Villain}}s and they reacted as if Kim herself had personally offended them!
-->'''Killigan:''' --->'''Killigan:''' She'll have to work long and hard to regain ''my'' trust!trust!
** In "The Twin Factor", Kim describes the [[HypnoTrinket mind control chips]] as "ferociously unethical". At the end of the episode, she's using them on the Tweebs to get them to go to sleep.
5th May '16 8:44:07 PM hamza678
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* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'':
** Soos claims that the titular role-playing game from "Dungeons, Dungeons & More Dungeons" is for nerds, then runs off to start a {{LARP}} session with his even nerdier friends.
** In "Weirdmaggeddon Part 1", after seeing Bill Cipher, Lazy Susan, who always has one eye shut, says "One-eyed things are weird". Grenda also says, "We don't like out-of-towners", when her friend Mabel is from California, and her boyfriend Marius is from Austria.
21st Apr '16 6:50:43 AM IvanovTroping97
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'''Rigby''': I don't wanna be player two! He just digs with a sucky pickaxe! I want the one with the shovel!\\

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'''Rigby''': I don't wanna be player two! He just digs with a sucky pickaxe! I want the one with the shovel!\\''shovel!''\\



'''Rigby''': Then why don't you be player two?!\\

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'''Rigby''': Then why don't you ''you'' be player two?!\\
18th Apr '16 10:56:59 AM IvanovTroping97
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'''Rigby''': (gasps) SEE?!

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'''Rigby''': (gasps) SEE?![[LampshadeHanging SEE?!]]
14th Apr '16 7:36:53 PM SteveMB
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** In "Flash and Substance", four of Flash's RoguesGallery meet in a BadGuyBar and Mirror Master makes a comment about how they are the hardest men in town... At which point their {{drink order}}s are revealed as, respectively, an [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Palmer_(drink) Arnold Palmer]], a Cherry Coke, a ''decaf soy latte'', and a glass of milk (Captain Cold's ulcer had been acting up), turning what would otherwise be a good example of FrothyMugsOfWater into a stellar example of this trope. This of course, ignores the bonus pun about Mirror Master's use of vernacular; mirrors are generally not hard at all.

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** In "Flash and Substance", four of Flash's RoguesGallery meet in a BadGuyBar and Mirror Master makes a comment about how they are the hardest men in town... At which point their {{drink order}}s are revealed as, respectively, an [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Palmer_(drink) Arnold Palmer]], a Cherry Coke, a ''decaf soy latte'', and a glass of milk (Captain Cold's milk. The other Rogues look at Captain Cold (who ordered the milk) oddly, as if his order were the only odd one out (he explains that his ulcer had has been acting up), turning what would otherwise be a good example of FrothyMugsOfWater into a stellar example of this trope. This of course, ignores the bonus pun about Mirror Master's use of vernacular; mirrors are generally not hard at all.
14th Apr '16 4:54:09 AM Vir
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--> '''Ms. Li''': "If someone asked me to teach a class, I'd be honored. Besides, we wouldn't be in this fix if it weren't for your mother.
--> '''Daria''': "Yeah, hire one pedophile and she gets all bent out of shape. Besides, I'm not thinking of me. I'm thinking of the children".

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--> '''Ms.-->'''Ms. Li''': "If someone asked me to teach a class, I'd be honored. Besides, we wouldn't be in this fix if it weren't for your mother.
-->
mother.\\
'''Daria''': "Yeah, hire one pedophile and she gets all bent out of shape. Besides, I'm not thinking of me. I'm thinking of the children".



--> '''Robot Devil''': Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters ''announce'' how they feel! ThatMakesMeFeelAngry!

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--> '''Robot -->'''Robot Devil''': Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters ''announce'' how they feel! ThatMakesMeFeelAngry!



--->'''Bender:''' After they said I have [[SmallNameBigEgo an obnoxious ego]]!? Me, the magnificent Bender!?

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--->'''Bender:''' -->'''Bender:''' After they said I have [[SmallNameBigEgo an obnoxious ego]]!? Me, the magnificent Bender!?



--->'''Amy:''' This is all Obsessie Bessie's fault!
--->'''Leela:''' For the last time, I'm not obsessed. I just want this whale to die-DIE-'''''DIE!'''''

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--->'''Amy:''' -->'''Amy:''' This is all Obsessie Bessie's fault!
--->'''Leela:'''
fault!\\
'''Leela:'''
For the last time, I'm not obsessed. I just want this whale to die-DIE-'''''DIE!'''''



--->'''Fry''': Is he genetically engineered?
--->'''Professor''': Oh please, [[WhatWeNowKnowToBeTrue that's preposterous science fiction mumbo jumbo]]. Guenther's intelligence actually lies in his electronium hat, which harnesses the power of sunspots to produce cognitive radiation.

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--->'''Fry''': -->'''Fry''': Is he genetically engineered?
--->'''Professor''':
engineered?\\
'''Professor''':
Oh please, [[WhatWeNowKnowToBeTrue that's preposterous science fiction mumbo jumbo]]. Guenther's intelligence actually lies in his electronium hat, which harnesses the power of sunspots to produce cognitive radiation.



%%** From "Time Keeps on Slippin'":
%%---> '''Child:''' Stupid senior citizens. Why should we have to pay for their Social Security benefits? \\
%%''(The child and his friend undergo an isolated time skip, advancing to elderly age.)'' \\
%%'''Same child, now older:''' I deserve free money!

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%%** ** From "Time Keeps on Slippin'":
%%---> --> '''Child:''' Stupid senior citizens. Why should we have to pay for their Social Security benefits? \\
%%''(The
benefits?\\
''(The
child and his friend undergo an isolated time skip, advancing to elderly age.)'' \\
%%'''Same
)''\\
'''Same
child, now older:''' I deserve free money!



-->'''Dwight:''' I heard alcohol makes you stupid
-->'''Fry:''' No I'm...doesn't!

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-->'''Dwight:''' I heard alcohol makes you stupid
-->'''Fry:'''
stupid.\\
'''Fry:'''
No I'm...doesn't!



-->'''Quimby''': Uh, that reminds me, er, here's your monthly kickback.
-->'''Wiggum''': ''[Utterly dumbfounded]'' You just...you couldn't have picked a worse time!

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-->'''Quimby''': Uh, that reminds me, er, here's your monthly kickback.
-->'''Wiggum''':
kickback.\\
'''Wiggum''':
''[Utterly dumbfounded]'' You just...you couldn't have picked a worse time!



---> '''TV''': We now return to "WesternAnimation/TheJetsonsMeetTheFlintstones."
---> '''Bart''': Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover. (Jay Sherman from ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'' enters)

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---> '''TV''': -->'''TV''': We now return to "WesternAnimation/TheJetsonsMeetTheFlintstones."
--->
"\\
'''Bart''': Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover. (Jay Sherman from ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'' enters)



--->'''Homer''': Bart, son? You want to play catch?
--->'''Bart''': No.
--->'''Homer''': When a boy doesn't want to play catch with his old man, something is seriously wrong!
--->'''Abe''': I'll play catch with you, son!
--->'''Homer''': Get the hell out!
--->'''Abe''': I'm gone.

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--->'''Homer''': -->'''Homer''': Bart, son? You want to play catch?
--->'''Bart''': No.
--->'''Homer''':
catch?\\
'''Bart''': No.\\
'''Homer''':
When a boy doesn't want to play catch with his old man, something is seriously wrong!
--->'''Abe''':
wrong!\\
'''Abe''':
I'll play catch with you, son!
--->'''Homer''':
son!\\
'''Homer''':
Get the hell out!
--->'''Abe''':
out!\\
'''Abe''':
I'm gone.



--->'''Homer''': But when ''I'' do it it's cute!

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--->'''Homer''': -->'''Homer''': But when ''I'' do it it's cute!



-->'''Bum''': Got any spare change, man?
-->'''Abe''': Yes! And you're not getting a penny of it! ''(continues walking)'' Everybody wants something for nothing. ''(walks into a Social Security office)'' I'm old! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

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-->'''Bum''': Got any spare change, man?
-->'''Abe''':
man?\\
'''Abe''':
Yes! And you're not getting a penny of it! ''(continues walking)'' Everybody wants something for nothing. ''(walks into a Social Security office)'' I'm old! Gimme, gimme, gimme!



-->'''Bart''': What are you going to change your name to when you grow up?
-->'''Lisa''': Lois Sanborne.

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-->'''Bart''': What are you going to change your name to when you grow up?
-->'''Lisa''':
up?\\
'''Lisa''':
Lois Sanborne.



-->'''Bart''': Oh come on dad, didn't you ever do anything wild when you were a kid?
-->'''Homer''': Well when I was 10 I got my ear pierced, but this is completely different!

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-->'''Bart''': Oh come on dad, didn't you ever do anything wild when you were a kid?
-->'''Homer''':
kid?\\
'''Homer''':
Well when I was 10 I got my ear pierced, but this is completely different!



--->'''Kyle''': You're not my friend. All you ever do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish.
--->'''Cartman''': Kyle... when have I ever ripped on you for being a Jew. *cue {{overly long|Gag}} ClipShow montage* Okay except maybe for that one time...

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--->'''Kyle''': -->'''Kyle''': You're not my friend. All you ever do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish.
--->'''Cartman''':
Jewish.\\
'''Cartman''':
Kyle... when have I ever ripped on you for being a Jew. *cue {{overly long|Gag}} ClipShow montage* Okay except maybe for that one time...



-->'''Cartman''': Wow, this is gonna be great! A whole new word!
-->'''Kyle''': It's NOT NEW! I'm gonna look "shit" up in the encyclopedia and prove it!
-->'''Cartman''': Don't mind Kyle, everyone, he's just got a little sand in his vagina.
-->'''Kyle''': THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA!!
-->'''Ms. Choksondik''': Boys, watch your language! Shit!

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-->'''Cartman''': Wow, this is gonna be great! A whole new word!
-->'''Kyle''':
word!\\
'''Kyle''':
It's NOT NEW! I'm gonna look "shit" up in the encyclopedia and prove it!
-->'''Cartman''':
it!\\
'''Cartman''':
Don't mind Kyle, everyone, he's just got a little sand in his vagina.
-->'''Kyle''':
vagina.\\
'''Kyle''':
THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA!!
-->'''Ms.
VAGINA!!\\
'''Ms.
Choksondik''': Boys, watch your language! Shit!



--> '''Sharon:''' Stan, what did I tell you about watching ''Series/TheOsbournes''?
--> '''Stan:''' Aw, come on, Mom.
--> '''Sharon:''' It's going to make you retarded!
--> '''Stan:''' It's just a show! It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake!

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--> '''Sharon:''' -->'''Sharon:''' Stan, what did I tell you about watching ''Series/TheOsbournes''?
-->
''Series/TheOsbournes''?\\
'''Stan:''' Aw, come on, Mom.
-->
Mom.\\
'''Sharon:''' It's going to make you retarded!
-->
retarded!\\
'''Stan:''' It's just a show! It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake!



--> '''Riley''': Ay, what's "class"?
--> '''Huey''': It means don't act like niggas.
--> '''Granddad''': See! That's what I'm talking about right there! We don't use the n-word in this house!
--> '''Huey''': Granddad, you said the word nigga 47 times yesterday. I counted.
--> '''Granddad''': Nigga, hush!

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--> '''Riley''': -->'''Riley''': Ay, what's "class"?
-->
"class"?\\
'''Huey''': It means don't act like niggas.
-->
niggas.\\
'''Granddad''': See! That's what I'm talking about right there! We don't use the n-word N-word in this house!
-->
house!\\
'''Huey''': Granddad, you said the word nigga "nigga" 47 times yesterday. I counted.
-->
counted.\\
'''Granddad''': Nigga, hush!



* On ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'', hypocritical humor is one of its staple comedies. Regular offenders include the Mayor, the Professor, and the Girls themselves.

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* On ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'', hypocritical humor Hypocritical Humor is one of its staple comedies. Regular offenders include the Mayor, the Professor, and the Girls themselves.



* ''WesternAnimation/TransformersGenerationOne:''

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* ''WesternAnimation/TransformersGenerationOne:''''WesternAnimation/TransformersGenerationOne'':



** In "Ghost In The Machine," the wayward ghost of the believed-deceased Starscream comes back to haunt the Decepticons...by possesssing Scourge and making him start shooting at the other Decepticons. No one else can see or hear Starscream, so everyone else thinks that he's gone nuts, up to and including their unstable, infamously deranged leader Galvatron. This leads to the notoriously AxCrazy PsychopathicManChild [[TheCaligula Galvatron]] uttering this line:

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** In "Ghost In The in the Machine," the wayward ghost of the believed-deceased Starscream comes back to haunt the Decepticons...by possesssing Scourge and making him start shooting at the other Decepticons. No one else can see or hear Starscream, so everyone else thinks that he's gone nuts, up to and including their unstable, infamously deranged leader Galvatron. This leads to the notoriously AxCrazy PsychopathicManChild [[TheCaligula Galvatron]] uttering this line:



-->'''Stan''': There are still a few voters who doubt I'd be a trustworthy leader. So let's lock our alien back in that mechanical teat sucker and make more brain washing potato salad!

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-->'''Stan''': There are still a few voters who doubt I'd be a trustworthy leader. So [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext let's lock our alien back in that mechanical teat sucker and make more brain washing brainwashing potato salad!salad]]!



-->'''Patrick:''' Are you going to listen to a big dummy, or are you going to listen to ''me''?
-->'''Spongebob:''' [[LampshadeHanging Err....]]

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-->'''Patrick:''' Are you going to listen to a big dummy, or are you going to listen to ''me''?
-->'''Spongebob:'''
''me''?\\
'''Spongebob:'''
[[LampshadeHanging Err....]]



-->'''Roberta''': I need to update my Facebook page with these slammin' pictures of me in my new bikini.
-->'''Cleveland''': Facebook is a joke. You know who is my "friend" on Facebook? Margaret Cho. A woman I have not met, nor wish to ever meet, is somehow a friend of mine. Puh-lease! I also don't need your stupid status updates. "Ooh, Betsy Sherman is excited to watch ''Series/{{Heroes}}''!" Go suck an egg, Betsy!
-->You know what? I need to Twitter that! [''Takes out phone''] "Go... suck... an egg... Betsy.

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-->'''Roberta''': I need to update my Facebook page with these slammin' pictures of me in my new bikini.
-->'''Cleveland''':
bikini.\\
'''Cleveland''':
Facebook is a joke. You know who is my "friend" on Facebook? Margaret Cho. A woman I have not met, nor wish to ever meet, is somehow a friend of mine. Puh-lease! I also don't need your stupid status updates. "Ooh, Betsy Sherman is excited to watch ''Series/{{Heroes}}''!" Go suck an egg, Betsy!
-->You
Betsy!\\
You
know what? I need to Twitter that! [''Takes out phone''] "Go... suck... an egg... Betsy.



* In ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooAbracadabraDoo'' Daphne asks Velma why she doesn't hang out with her sister more often and she replies that she finds her too nerdy and that she over analyzes everything, after she says that she notices a powder on the floor mistaking it for a clue and Daphne replies that its for her feet.

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* In ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooAbracadabraDoo'' Daphne asks Velma why she doesn't hang out with her sister more often and she replies that she finds her too nerdy and that she over analyzes overanalyzes everything, after she says that she notices a powder on the floor mistaking it for a clue and Daphne replies that its it's for her feet.



** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E20GreenIsntYourColor Green Isn't Your Color]]'', Spike gets mad at Twilight for telling someone about his crush on Rarity...while he's wearing a fanboyish t-shirt with her picture on, making his crush pretty darn obvious.
** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E21OverABarrel Over a Barrel]]''...

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** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E20GreenIsntYourColor "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E20GreenIsntYourColor Green Isn't Your Color]]'', Color]]", Spike gets mad at Twilight for telling someone about his crush on Rarity...while he's wearing a fanboyish t-shirt with her picture on, making his crush pretty darn obvious.
** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E21OverABarrel "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E21OverABarrel Over a Barrel]]''...Barrel]]"...



** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E3LessonZero Lesson Zero]]'', Rarity calls Twilight a "drama queen" when she finds out Twilight is worried about not sending her friendship report to Princess Celestia on time... while lying on a ''fainting couch'' Rarity had magically summoned because she forgot the plates for a picnic.

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** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E3LessonZero "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E3LessonZero Lesson Zero]]'', Zero]]", Rarity calls Twilight a "drama queen" when she finds out Twilight is worried about not sending her friendship report to Princess Celestia on time... while lying on a ''fainting couch'' Rarity had magically summoned because she forgot the plates for a picnic.



** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E7MayTheBestPetWin May The Best Pet Win]]'', Rainbow Dash tells the tortoise competing to be her pet, "This isn't a game, you know!" She immediately tells the rest of the prospective pets, "These games will determine which one of you has the most important qualities I'm looking for in a pet."
** A somewhat more meta example occurs in the episode ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E20ItsAboutTime It's About Time]]'', when Twilight Sparkle is visited by herself from the future, she declares that such a thing is not scientifically possible. Twilight, of course, is a magical purple unicorn.
** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E3CastleManeia Castle Mane-ia]]'', Spike gets told that sarcasm is unfunny. This is coming from [[DeadpanSnarker Twilight Sparkle.]]
** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E8RarityTakesManehattan Rarity Takes Manehattan]]'', Rainbow Dash mentions that she hates musicals, because the ponies are [[ThatRemindsMeOfASong always starting musical numbers at the drop of a hat]]. Cue musical number.
** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E25TwilightsKingdomPart1 Twilight’s Kingdom Part 1]]'', Rainbow Dash points out that Spike had bragged during the train ride about how he'd saved the Crystal Empire the last time they were there. Rarity reminds Rainbow Dash that she's fond of boasting about her own exploits.

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** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E7MayTheBestPetWin "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E7MayTheBestPetWin May The Best Pet Win]]'', Win]]", Rainbow Dash tells the tortoise competing to be her pet, "This isn't a game, you know!" She immediately tells the rest of the prospective pets, "These games will determine which one of you has the most important qualities I'm looking for in a pet."
** A somewhat more meta example occurs in the episode ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E20ItsAboutTime "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E20ItsAboutTime It's About Time]]'', Time]]", when Twilight Sparkle is visited by herself from the future, she declares that such a thing is not scientifically possible. Twilight, of course, is a magical purple unicorn.
** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E3CastleManeia "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E3CastleManeia Castle Mane-ia]]'', Mane-ia]]", Spike gets told that sarcasm is unfunny. This is coming from [[DeadpanSnarker Twilight Sparkle.]]
** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E8RarityTakesManehattan "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E8RarityTakesManehattan Rarity Takes Manehattan]]'', Manehattan]]", Rainbow Dash mentions that she hates musicals, because the ponies are [[ThatRemindsMeOfASong always starting musical numbers at the drop of a hat]]. Cue musical number.
** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E25TwilightsKingdomPart1 Twilight’s "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E25TwilightsKingdomPart1 Twilight's Kingdom - Part 1]]'', 1]]", Rainbow Dash points out that Spike had bragged during the train ride about how he'd saved the Crystal Empire the last time they were there. Rarity reminds Rainbow Dash that she's fond of boasting about her own exploits.



%%** In "Ren's Toothache", right after Ren's teeth had rotted to non-existence and putrid fumes pouring out from his mouth, four flies start complaining about the god-awful smell... after they were driven away from eating at Stimpy's litter box earlier!

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%%** ** In "Ren's Toothache", right after Ren's teeth had rotted to non-existence and putrid fumes pouring out from his mouth, four flies start complaining about the god-awful smell... after they were driven away from eating at Stimpy's litter box earlier!



--> '''Benson''': Rule #47: NO YELLING!

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--> '''Benson''': -->'''Benson''': Rule #47: NO YELLING!



** In yet another episode, Mordecai & Rigby play Dig Champs, where Mordecai picks player one, who has a shovel, leaving Rigby with player two, who has a "sucky" pickaxe.
--> '''Mordecai''': Dude, I'm player one. You're player two.
--> '''Rigby''': I don't wanna be player two! He just digs with a sucky pickaxe! I want the one with the shovel!
--> '''Mordecai''': Dude, they're exactly the same!
--> '''Rigby''': Then why don't you be player two?!
--> '''Mordecai''': Pffft! I'm not using that sucky pickaxe!
--> '''Rigby''': (gasps) SEE?!

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** In yet another episode, Mordecai & and Rigby play Dig Champs, where Mordecai picks player one, who has a shovel, leaving Rigby with player two, who has a "sucky" pickaxe.
--> '''Mordecai''': -->'''Mordecai''': Dude, I'm player one. You're player two.
-->
two.\\
'''Rigby''': I don't wanna be player two! He just digs with a sucky pickaxe! I want the one with the shovel!
-->
shovel!\\
'''Mordecai''': Dude, they're exactly the same!
-->
same!\\
'''Rigby''': Then why don't you be player two?!
-->
two?!\\
'''Mordecai''': Pffft! I'm not using that sucky pickaxe!
-->
pickaxe!\\
'''Rigby''': (gasps) SEE?!



--> '''Stacy''': I'm still not buying it; I am a woman of science...at least that's what my horoscope said.

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--> '''Stacy''': -->'''Stacy''': I'm still not buying it; I am a woman of science...at least that's what my horoscope said.



--> '''Chris''': I'm going to go see what [Elise] is getting me for Christmas.
--> '''Dan''': Chris, that's not in the Christmas spirit. Now come and help me annihilate Santa.

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--> '''Chris''': -->'''Chris''': I'm going to go see what [Elise] is getting me for Christmas.
-->
Christmas.\\
'''Dan''': Chris, that's not in the Christmas spirit. Now come and help me annihilate Santa.



-->'''Mark Posubule''': Forgive your ''debtors''!
-->'''Clay Puppington''': Forgive your ''trespassers''!
-->'''Mark Posubule''': You owe me a bottle of wine!
-->'''Clay Puppington''': ''Get off my property!''

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-->'''Mark Posubule''': Forgive your ''debtors''!
-->'''Clay
''debtors''!\\
'''Clay
Puppington''': Forgive your ''trespassers''!
-->'''Mark
''trespassers''!\\
'''Mark
Posubule''': You owe me a bottle of wine!
-->'''Clay
wine!\\
'''Clay
Puppington''': ''Get off my property!''



-->[''You know what happens next.'']\

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-->[''You know what happens next.'']\'']



-->'''Archer:''' There's your bomber.
-->'''Malory:''' Who?
-->'''Lana:''' What?
-->'''Archer:''' That guy. Beardsley [=McTurbanhead=].
-->'''Malory:''' You idiot. That's Sandu Singh, the billionaire investor. He's a Sikh.
-->'''Archer:''' Oh, so if he's not a Muslim he just gets a pass? Well, that's called profiling, mother, and I don't do it!

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-->'''Archer:''' '''Archer:''' There's your bomber.
-->'''Malory:''' Who?
-->'''Lana:''' What?
-->'''Archer:'''
bomber.\\
'''Malory:''' Who?\\
'''Lana:''' What?\\
'''Archer:'''
That guy. Beardsley [=McTurbanhead=].
-->'''Malory:'''
[=McTurbanhead=].\\
'''Malory:'''
You idiot. That's Sandu Singh, the billionaire investor. He's a Sikh.
-->'''Archer:'''
Sikh.\\
'''Archer:'''
Oh, so if he's not a Muslim he just gets a pass? Well, that's called profiling, mother, and I don't do it!



* In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Visionaries}}'' episode "Lion Hunt", Leoric has been {{Mode Lock}}ed into a PaletteSwap of his lion form, and the other knights believe [[MistakenForOwnMurderer this strange lion killed their leader]] and is now terrorising the villagers, so they organise a hunt. A woman called Fletchen realises the lion is actually Leoric and helps the Knights realise this, but doesn't know he turned into a lion on his own until the Knights explain it to her:
-->'''Fletchen''': Magic users? Stay away from me! You're evil!
-->'''Ectar''': If Leoric were evil, would he have volunteered to help you?
-->'''Cryotek''': We are not silly, superstitious peasants who lash out at anything we do not understand.
-->'''Leoric''': ''(sarcastic growl)''
-->'''Cryotek''': Well, we thought you were dead.
* The ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'' tv special "Win Lose and Kaboom". Sheen is constantly annoyed by another galactic race called the "needle-heads" who's honking drives him CRAZY--even though they sound ''exactly'' like him. Helps that like Sheen, they're also voiced by Jeff Garcia.
-->'''Sheen''': I swear I will KILL those needle heads if I hear one more noise come from them! It's drivin' me NUTS!"

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* In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Visionaries}}'' episode "Lion Hunt", Leoric has been {{Mode {{Shapeshifter Mode Lock}}ed into a PaletteSwap of his lion form, and the other knights believe [[MistakenForOwnMurderer this strange lion killed their leader]] and is now terrorising terrorizing the villagers, so they organise organize a hunt. A woman called Fletchen realises realizes the lion is actually Leoric and helps the Knights realise realize this, but doesn't know he turned into a lion on his own until the Knights explain it to her:
-->'''Fletchen''': Magic users? Stay away from me! You're evil!
-->'''Ectar''':
evil!\\
'''Ectar''':
If Leoric were evil, would he have volunteered to help you?
-->'''Cryotek''':
you?\\
'''Cryotek''':
We are not silly, superstitious peasants who lash out at anything we do not understand.
-->'''Leoric''':
understand.\\
'''Leoric''':
''(sarcastic growl)''
-->'''Cryotek''':
growl)''\\
'''Cryotek''':
Well, we thought you were dead.
* The In the ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'' tv TV special "Win "Win, Lose and Kaboom". or Kaboom!", Sheen is constantly annoyed by another galactic race called the "needle-heads" who's Needleheads whose honking drives him CRAZY--even crazy--even though they sound ''exactly'' like him. Helps that like Sheen, they're also voiced by Jeff Garcia.
-->'''Sheen''': I swear I will KILL ''kill'' those needle heads Needleheads if I hear one more noise come from them! It's drivin' me NUTS!"
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* In the HalloweenEpisode of ''Disney/KimPossible'', Drakken, Shego, and Duff Killigan expressed their disappointment towards Kim for lying. They are mind you, {{Card Carrying Villain}}s and they reacted as if Kim herself offended them!

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* In the HalloweenEpisode of ''Disney/KimPossible'', Drakken, Shego, and Duff Killigan [[EvenEvilHasStandards expressed their disappointment towards Kim for lying.lying]]. They are mind you, {{Card Carrying Villain}}s and they reacted as if Kim herself offended them!
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