History HoYay / FullmetalPanic

*** Which isn't helped by how Shoji Gatoh himself mercilessly teases at the idea of [[{{Seme}} Gauron]] and [[{{Uke}} Sousuke]] together. Funnily {{lampshaded}} in an episode of ''Manga/LuckyStar'' (which he had a hand in), where a [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/OhLord.jpg hardcore yaoi doujinshi]] of Gauron with a bound Sousuke is shown.

[[caption-width-right:200:The (sub)text in FullMetalPanic is even known [[LuckyStar outside the show]]!]]

*** Which isn't helped by how Shoji Gatoh himself mercilessly teases at the idea of [[{{Seme}} Gauron]] and [[{{Uke}} Sousuke]] together. Funnily {{lampshaded}} in an episode of ''LuckyStar'' (which he had a hand in), where a [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/OhLord.jpg hardcore yaoi doujinshi]] of Gauron with a bound Sousuke is shown.

** Some {{Lampshaded}} and teased HoYay / FoeYay is found between Tsubaki and Sousuke, with their constant bickering. In the last episode of Fumoffu, when Tsubaki thinks he's going to die, he even tells Sousuke that confessing to the girl he loves isn't as important to him as having one last fight between them. Matters aren't helped when, in one side story of the novels, Tsubaki makes a mistake and accidentally confesses that the one he loves is Sousuke. Afterwards, [[YaoiFangirl Kaname]] is shown to giggle and discuss who would be the [[{{Uke}} submissive]] "receiver". She says ''both'' of them are.

*** For example, on at least one occasion, Mao got completely drunk and decided to ''climb into Tessa's bed.'' Or the completely out-of-the-blue decision to grope Tessa's breasts underneath her shirt after Tessa passed out from getting drunk. Or the HotSpringsEpisode from Fumoffu where Mao starts rubbing ointment on Tessa's naked butt and then Mao starts moving on to other places and Tessa is heard telling Mao not to "stare at me like that!''

** In episode 11 from ''Fumoffu'', a CampGay male trio from the Music Club challenges Sousuke to a bet -- if he can pick up a girl, they'll pay for his meals, but if he can't, he has to... ''swim in a lake, naked, while they watch''. It should be noted that when the Music Club announced this bet, numerous ''male'' students actually happily yelled out, "All right, Music Club!" He loses the bet (due to acting overly scary and violent), and they are ''way'' too eager to see him naked, chanting for him to "strip!" (and they're even shown leering, smiling, and blushing).

** Another HoYay (albeit VERY NoYay) example: In an episode from "Fumoffu" an elderly janitor from Sousuke's school is shown having a fantasy of having a threesome with Sousuke and Tsubaki. In his creepy envisioning of what he thinks is about to happen, chains are abundant and roses are used as censors. Yuck.

** When Tessa introduces herself to Kaname's high school class in Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu all the guys go "WOOOAH!" while all the [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer girls]] cry "Oh she's so cute!" with accompanying love hearts.

** And then there's Zaied's attachment to Sousuke. Pretty much in the entire, short amount of time he was shown, he was constantly thinking about GaussianGirl-like memories of Sousuke, and whispering his name. He has fond memories of playing naked in the water with Sousuke, and he is shown to have been watching [[CuteShotaroBoy Sousuke]] while he was sleeping. The implications of that are made a bit clearer when one considers the novels, where Sousuke [[{{Lampshades}} notes]] that he always had the odd feeling that the fellow guerillas he worked with treated him especially nice, and seemed like they were ready to jump and rape him when he was asleep just because he was so darn pretty. And although Sousuke doesn't hesitate to kill him, at the end, [[spoiler: although he had his gun pointed at Sousuke and could've killed Sousuke with his last energy, he chose not to, and instead fired his remaining ammo into the air]].

** When Sousuke was a [[CuteShotaroBoy child]] he elicited the ImTakingHerHomeWithMe kind of response. His CutenessProximity was so incredibly intense, it managed to melt the hearts of ''war-hardened veterans'' and pretty much made them internally {{Squee}} that they want to take him home and make him their child. Which they then proceed to attempt to do. He certainly never lacked people who were all too eager to take him in as their own. Starting with Majid, an [[strike: Afghanistani]] Helmajistani rebellion leader whom Sousuke had ''tried to assassinate'', who liked him so much that he adopted him as his "Son of Bdakshon's Tiger," and raised him with complete kindness. And then there was Kalinin, who wanted Sousuke as his son from the very beginning, and took Sousuke as a prisoner of war ''after Sousuke tried to assassinate him''. He then proceeds to persistently try to get Sousuke to agree to be his adopted son (which Sousuke refused, since he already had Majid as his "father" - yes, it got to the point of being a first-come-first-serve basis). After Majid dies, Kalinin ''finally'' manages to force his way and get Sousuke to be his legally adopted son. And all while that was going on, [[AxCrazy Gauron]] had tried to take Sousuke for himself [[LoveAtFirstSight ever since the moment he first set eyes on the boy]]. He ''literally'' did a double take, parked his jeep, and tried to lure Sousuke to come with him by promising him food and ammunition. Sousuke refuses, and Gauron ends up [[StalkerWithACrush being unable to forget him for the next five years]]. (Though in Gauron's case, it's more of a [[{{Shotacon}} pedophile rapist, sexual version]] of wanting to take him home, unlike the previous two).

** Mao dressed as a nurse when she was looking after Kaname, and FridgeBrilliance dictates that it would be Mao who would be taking care of her physical needs.
*** Sorry to blow your theory down, but Mao didn't actually take care of Kaname; she merely sneaked in to deliver the message, and immediately left afterward. The hospital personnel would have noticed the intruder if she had stuck around much longer. That said, during her time on the submarine, Kaname does think about how cool and sexy Mao is, though there is still a certain distance between them, mostly due to Mao being Tessa's friend first and foremost...

[[caption-width-right:200:The subtext in Full Metal Panic is even known outside the show!]]

*** On Sousuke's side, he's pretty much split between fear and hate when it comes to Gauron. Gauron is definitely obsessed, but in the end, it seems he genuinely cared for Sousuke - in his own twisted way, of course. For example, he definitely dislikes it when Sousuke humiliates himself in front of Gauron to get information out of him, thinking that it would please him. It didn't, and it shocked Sousuke. The sudden realization that the only one who could truly understand him, not just as a soldier (since the rest of his companions in Mithril were also soldiers, and they still didn't get him) but as a human being, was his arch-nemesis didn't help either. In the novels, in time, after Gauron's final death, Sousuke is beginning to understand and even empathise (just a little) with Gauron. I mean, he can think and speak about him without hate clouding his mind, he is probably the only one who believes Gauron told him the truth about Amalgam (there was more to their chat in the novels than it was shown in the anime - especially a very important clue) and he still uses Kashim - his "killer personality" - as a weapon to get the job done (namely, getting Chidori back). In the last novel, Sousuke even comes to admit (to Leonard) that he and Gauron were indeed the same in pretty much everything except the fact that Gauron enjoyed killing and he didn't. Leonard is amused about the fact that two enemies can think and be so much alike. Sousuke, on the other hand, found it perfectly normal, and seemed completely unfazed by it. So, even though it wasn't really HoYay / FoeYay to Sousuke in the beginning, and it still isn't now, if Chidori would suddenly turn against Sousuke (which she is currently beginning to do) ... and if Gauron would suddenly come back to life (which he just might, if Leonard's plan will work)... well, let's just say that the future sure is looking interesting in the world of Full Metal Panic...
**** Where did the humiliation scene come from?
***** It's nothing hardcore, mind you. In the End of Day By Day novel (the equivalent of TSR), during their Hong Kong meeting, Sousuke is forced to stoop to begging Gauron for information regarding Chidori, Amalgam, etc. Meaning, he has to say "please". Probably an excessively polite form, too, in the original Japanese. Considering his pride, and the nature of his relationship with Gauron, Sousuke personally sees it as some sort of humiliation, and privately thinks about how disgusting it is to "suck up" (and yes, those ''exact words'' were used) to the guy, even just a little. But since he thinks Gauron would definitely like seeing him like this, he pretty much grits his teeth and goes through with it. When it doesn't work, and Gauron gives him a verbal hiding for it, he's shocked. And from there on, their conversation continues on a more equal footing... sort of. (This is probably the turning point where Sousuke actually starts ''believing'' what Gauron says to him, now that I think about it...)
**** Gauron's one-sided HoYay is pretty much completely canon. Watch the [[http://fmp-misha.livejournal.com/5090.html#cutid1 TSR comedy radio show]] where Gauron acts as the school's "sensei." Gato is doing this on purpose. Gauron orders Sousuke to write on the chalk board "Kashim loves Gauron Sensei. Heart. ♥" as well as "Gauron Sensei's extreme attack makes Kashim's heart pound. I want to have children with him." Followed by what appears to be an attempt to rape Sousuke in front of the class. Yay for subtlety.
**** There's also him joking that he has a picture of Sousuke naked and playing in the water. (He doesn't really have a picture like that, but still...)
***** [[OrIsIt Are you sure he doesn't?]] Maybe he just doesn't want to share...

* In ''FullMetalPanic'', Gauron has a ''lot'' of one-sided HoYay and FoeYay towards Sousuke. Sweet mother of Freud, the guy constantly makes incredibly gay innuendos towards Sousuke, and implies that [[RedStringOfFate fate is what brings them together]]. Gauron apparently became Sousuke's StalkerWithACrush and [[InLoveWithYourCarnage fell in love with his "beautiful" cold and unfeeling eyes]] when Sousuke was ''[[{{Shotacon}} twelve]]''. Seriously-when Gauron [[LoveAtFirstSight first saw him]], he literally did a double take, parked his jeep, and tried to pick him up. He keeps calling Sousuke "Honey," much to Sousuke's disgust. And then there's their fight during the finale of the first season, where [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Gauron hugs Sousuke's]] HumongousMecha [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything with his own and pins him onto the floor in a]] ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything very]]'' [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything awkward position]]. Sousuke struggles to get away, and Gauron gleefully says things like, "let's be friends" and "I'm so happy, you've stuck with me till the end." Sousuke is shown sweating and panting, and Gauron's broken down mecha starts leaking thick ''white liquid'' onto his face with his trademark permanent SlasherSmile on it. Of course, Gauron's ultimate intention is to detonate his mecha with 300 kilograms of explosives and kill both of them (which might very well be his idea of getting to fourth base with Sousuke), but it ''looks'' for all the world like giant robot sexual assault. The manga even has him yelling out happily, "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Ah, what a rush!" And as impossible as this sounds, Gauron's moaning and loud orgasms are actually more pronounced in the novels, where he literally yells out happily, [[FreudWasRight "RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT! FASTER! MORE! MORE!!"]] It makes Sousuke very unnerved and disgusted, and is pretty much what pushed Sousuke to conclude that this makes Gauron completely insane (as opposed to before, where he simply thought Gauron was excessively cruel).

** In an episode from ''Fumoffu'', a CampGay male trio from the Music Club challenges Sousuke to a bet -- if he can pick up a girl, they'll pay for his meals, but if he can't, he has to... ''swim in a lake, naked, while they watch''. It should be noted that when the Music Club announced this bet, numerous ''male'' students actually happily yelled out, "All right, Music Club!" He loses the bet (due to acting overly scary and violent), and they are ''way'' too eager to see him naked, chanting for him to "strip!" (and they're even shown ''leering'' and ''blushing'').

** Kurz and Sousuke. Kurz actually appears to flirt with Sousuke at times. And then there's those scenes in season 1 where we see a shirtless Sousuke being bandaged by Kurz.
** Kyoko and Kaname, when Kyoko meets Kaname when Kaname's at the hospital, they almost died, and you think some intimacy would be in order, but a MarshmallowHell? And motor boating? Whatever floats Kyoko's boat.

** When Tessa introduces herself to Kaname's high school class in Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu all the guys go "WOOOAH!" while all the girls cry "Oh she's so cute!" with accompanying love hearts.

** While trying to blow himself and Sousuke up (possibly in his screwed-up mind, as a lover's double suicide), he cries out, "I LOVE YOU, KASHIM!"

*** Which isn't helped by how Shoji Gatoh himself mercilessly teases at the idea of [[{{Seme}} Gauron]] and [[{{Uke}} Sousuke]] together. Funnily {{lampshaded}} in an episode of ''LuckyStar'' (which he had a hand in), where a [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/OhLord.jpg hardcore yaoi doujinshi]] of Gauron with a [[FetishFuel bound Sousuke]] is shown.

**** [[FetishFuel Where did the humiliation scene come from?]]

** Some {{Lampshaded}} and teased HoYay / FoeYay is found between Tsubaki and Sousuke, with their constant bickering. In the last episode of Fumoffu, when Tsubaki thinks he's going to die, he even tells Sousuke that confessing to the girl he loves isn't as important to him as having one last fight between them. Matters aren't helped when, in one side story of the novels, Tsubaki makes a mistake and accidentally confesses that the one he loves is Sousuke. Afterwards, [[YaoiFangirl Kaname]] is shown to giggle and discuss who would be the [[{{Uke}} submissive]] "[[IfYouKnowWhatIMean receiver]]". She says ''both'' of them are.

*** For example, on at least one occasion, Mao got completely drunk and decided to ''climb into Tessa's bed.'' Or the completely out-of-the-blue decision to grope Tessa's breasts underneath her shirt after Tessa passed out from getting drunk. Or the HotSpringsEpisode from Fumoffu where Mao starts rubbing ointment on Tessa's naked butt and then Mao starts moving on to [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean other places]] and Tessa is heard telling Mao not to "stare at me like that!''

** And then in the manga there's a substitute swim teacher who takes an immediate interest in Sousuke and his abilities -- an interest which apparently involves blushing, drooling, and having thoughts which are [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/full_metal_panic/c042/11.html WAY too suggestive]] to not be taken as HotForStudent. And he is shown to be very obviously jealous and shocked when he interprets Kaname's "I work well with Sousuke because we have a bond" as being that they've [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean done it]].

**** [[OrIsIt Are you sure...?]]

*** In the manga when Kyoko's shown to be incredibly BeautifulAllAlong after Sousuke takes her glasses off and lets her hair down Kaname reacts by {{Glomp}}ing her, {{Squee}}ing that "You're '''so''' cute! Like a little doll! I just have to give you a big old squeeze!" [[http://www.mangatoshokan.com/read/Full-Metal-Panic-Overload/senfgurke2/25/16 She then squeezes Kyoko tightly to herself while blushing]] and declaring "Aah, I can't take it! You're so adorable!" which embarrasses Kyoko to no end.

** [[{{Twincest}} Yu Fan and Yu Lan]]. You know those two twin sisters who Gauron [[WifeHusbandry adopted]]? Oh boy...Taking ''very'' intimate showers together...holding each other at every available opportunity, hugging their naked bodies to each other while kissing each other on the lips...Also Yu Lan sees Yu Fan descending naked from the sky toward her when she dies.

*** On the subject of Guaron's StalkerWithACrush actions towards Sousuke it's made especially obvious in TSR, where he orders the destruction of a huge city to lure Sousuke there, spreads an incredibly complicated and cryptic message that no one in the world except Sousuke would ever understand, orders the two beautiful girls who adore him to go to their deaths just so that he can MurderTheHypotenuse all for the sake of his obsessive and sick love for Sousuke. He also apparently knows a lot of information about Sousuke's background and history that he shouldn't even know (considering that no one else in the series, including Kalinin, knows some of that stuff), making it very likely that he researched and stalked Sousuke even more than what was shown. Something worth noting is that, as shown in the novels, he was actually recording and watching footage of Sousuke without Sousuke even knowing. Gauron's partner is shown to be disgusted and annoyed by Gauron's euphoria and ecstasy at watching "his precious boy." And when Sousuke goes alone and finds out that Gauron is still alive, he expects Gauron to get his two underlings to kill him (or at least ambush him and do something of that sort). Instead, Gauron is shown to be genuinely delighted to see him, and offers Sousuke something to drink (though it has to be "self service," since... well, he has no arms or legs). Sousuke is shown to be in disbelief about the general friendliness coming from him, and tells him to "get real" when Gauron tells him he missed him.

**** There's also him joking that he has a picture of Sousuke playing naked in the water.

* In ''FullMetalPanic'', Gauron has a ''lot'' of one-sided HoYay and FoeYay towards Sousuke. Sweet mother of Freud, the guy constantly makes incredibly gay innuendos towards Sousuke, and implies that [[RedStringOfFate fate is what brings them together]]. Gauron apparently became Sousuke's StalkerWithACrush and [[InLoveWithYourCarnage fell in love with his "beautiful" cold and unfeeling eyes]] when Sousuke was ''[[{{Shotacon}} twelve]]''. Seriously-when Gauron [[LoveAtFirstSight first saw him]], he literally did a double take, parked his jeep, and tried to pick him up. He keeps calling Sousuke "Honey," much to Sousuke's disgust. And then there's their fight during the finale of the first season, where [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Gauron hugs Sousuke's]] HumongousMecha [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything with his own and pins him onto the floor in a]] ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything very]]'' [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything awkward position]]. Sousuke struggles to get away, and Gauron gleefully says things like, "let's be friends" and "I'm so happy, you've stuck with me till the end." Sousuke is shown sweating and panting, and Gauron's broken down mecha starts leaking thick ''white liquid'' onto his face with his trademark permanent SlasherSmile on it. Of course, Gauron's ultimate intention is to detonate his mecha with 300 kilograms of explosives and kill both of them (which might very well be his idea of getting to fourth base with Sousuke), but it ''looks'' for all the world like giant robot sexual assault. The manga even has him yelling out happily, "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Ah, what a rush!" And as impossible as this sounds, Gauron's moaning and loud orgasms are actually more pronounced in the novels, where he literally yells out happily, [[FreudWasRight "RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT! FASTER! MORE! MORE!!"]] It makes Sousuke very unnerved and disgusted, and is pretty much what pushed Sousuke to conclude that this makes Gauron completely insane (as opposed to before, where he simply thought Gauron was excessively cruel).
** While trying to blow himself and Sousuke up (possibly in his screwed-up mind, as a lover's double suicide), he cries out, "I LOVE YOU, KASHIM!"

** And then, in the third season at their last meeting, he is shown acting like Sousuke cheated on him or something, being extremely bitter and jealous towards Kaname, calling her the "cancer" that changed Sousuke. What takes the cake, though, is that in the novels, Gauron actually tells Sousuke that he fantasized about killing Sousuke, dragging his corpse out of the AS, and then [[ALoveToDismember fucking it]]. And he says he always thought Sousuke had [[WhatBeautifulEyes beautiful eyes... "like a saint of war"]] and an adorable face. [[ LoveMakesYouCrazy Kinda romantic]], [[AxCrazy really]]...

*** On the subject of Guaron's StalkerWithACrush actions towards Sousuke it's made especially obvious in TSR, where he orders the destruction of a huge city to lure Sousuke there, spreads an incredibly complicated and cryptic message that no one in the world except Sousuke would ever understand, orders the two beautiful girls who adore him to go to their deaths just so that he can MurderTheHypotenuse all for the sake of his obsessive and sick love for Sousuke. He also apparently knows a lot of information about Sousuke's background and history that he shouldn't even know (considering that no one else in the series, including Kalinin, knows some of that stuff), making it very likely that he researched and stalked Sousuke even more than what was shown. Something worth noting is that, as shown in the novels, he was actually recording and watching footage of Sousuke without Sousuke even knowing. Gauron's partner is shown to be disgusted and annoyed by Gauron's euphoria and ecstasy at watching "his precious boy." And when Sousuke goes alone and finds out that Gauron is still alive, he expects Gauron to get his two underlings to kill him (or at least ambush him and do something of that sort). Instead, Gauron is shown to be genuinely delighted to see him, and offers Sousuke something to drink (though it has to be "self service," since... well, he has no arms or legs). Sousuke is shown to be in disbelief about the general friendliness coming from him, and tells him to "get real" when Gauron tells him he missed him.

*** On Sousuke's side, he's pretty much split between fear and hate when it comes to Gauron. Gauron is definitely obsessed, but in the end, it seems he genuinely cared for Sousuke - in his own twisted way, of course. For example, he definitely dislikes it when Sousuke humiliates himself in front of Gauron to get information out of him, thinking that it would please him. It didn't, and it shocked Sousuke. The sudden realization that the only one who could truly understand him, not just as a soldier (since the rest of his companions in Mithril were also soldiers, and they still didn't get him) but as a human being, was his arch-nemesis didn't help either. In the novels, in time, after Gauron's final death, Sousuke is beginning to understand and even empathise (just a little) with Gauron. I mean, he can think and speak about him without hate clouding his mind, he is probably the only one who believes Gauron told him the truth about Amalgam (there was more to their chat in the novels than it was shown in the anime - especially a very important clue) and he still uses Kashim - his "killer personality" - as a weapon to get the job done (namely, getting Chidori back). In the last novel, Sousuke even comes to admit (to Leonard) that he and Gauron were indeed the same in pretty much everything except the fact that Gauron enjoyed killing and he didn't. Leonard is amused about the fact that two enemies can think and be so much alike. Sousuke, on the other hand, found it perfectly normal, and seemed completely unfazed by it. So, even though it wasn't really HoYay / FoeYay to Sousuke in the beginning, and it still isn't now, if Chidori would suddenly turn against Sousuke (which she is currently beginning to do) ... and if Gauron would suddenly come back to life (which he just might, if Leonard's plan will work)... well, let's just say that the future sure is looking interesting in the world of Full Metal Panic...

** Some {{Lampshaded}} and teased HoYay / FoeYay is found between Tsubaki and Sousuke, with their constant bickering. In the last episode of Fumoffu, when Tsubaki thinks he's going to die, he even tells Sousuke that confessing to the girl he loves isn't as important to him as having one last fight between them. Matters aren't helped when, in one side story of the novels, Tsubaki makes a mistake and accidentally confesses that the one he loves is Sousuke. Afterwards, [[YaoiFangirl Kaname]] is shown to giggle and discuss who would be the [[{{Uke}} submissive]] "[[IfYouKnowWhatIMean receiver]]". She says ''both'' of them are.

*** For example, on at least one occasion, Mao got completely drunk and decided to ''climb into Tessa's bed.'' Or the completely out-of-the-blue decision to grope Tessa's breasts underneath her shirt after Tessa passed out from getting drunk. Or the HotSpringsEpisode from Fumoffu where Mao starts rubbing ointment on Tessa's naked butt and then Mao starts moving on to [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean other places]] and Tessa is heard telling Mao not to "stare at me like that!''

** [[{{Twincest}} Yu Fan and Yu Lan]]. You know those two twin sisters who Gauron [[WifeHusbandry adopted]]? Oh boy...Taking ''very'' intimate showers together...holding each other at every available opportunity, hugging their naked bodies to each other while kissing each other on the lips...Also Yu Lan sees Yu Fan descending naked from the sky toward her when she dies.

** And then in the manga there's a substitute swim teacher who takes an immediate interest in Sousuke and his abilities -- an interest which apparently involves blushing, drooling, and having thoughts which are [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/full_metal_panic/c042/11.html WAY too suggestive]] to not be taken as HotForStudent. And he is shown to be very obviously jealous and shocked when he interprets Kaname's "I work well with Sousuke because we have a bond" as being that they've [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean done it]].
** Another HoYay (albeit VERY NoYay) example: In an episode from "Fumoffu" an elderly janitor from Sousuke's school is shown having a fantasy of having a threesome with Sousuke and Tsubaki. In his creepy envisioning of what he thinks is about to happen, chains are abundant and roses are used as censors. Yuck.

** Kurz and Sousuke. Kurz actually appears to flirt with Sousuke at times. And then there's those scenes in season 1 where we see a shirtless Sousuke being bandaged by Kurz.
** Kyoko and Kaname, when Kyoko meets Kaname when Kaname's at the hospital, they almost died, and you think some intimacy would be in order, but a MarshmallowHell? And motor boating? Whatever floats Kyoko's boat.
*** In the manga when Kyoko's shown to be incredibly BeautifulAllAlong after Sousuke takes her glasses off and lets her hair down Kaname reacts by {{Glomp}}ing her, {{Squee}}ing that "You're '''so''' cute! Like a little doll! I just have to give you a big old squeeze!" [[http://www.mangatoshokan.com/read/Full-Metal-Panic-Overload/senfgurke2/25/16 She then squeezes Kyoko tightly to herself while blushing]] and declaring "Aah, I can't take it! You're so adorable!" which embarrasses Kyoko to no end.

** And then, in the third season at their last meeting, he is shown acting like Sousuke cheated on him or something, being extremely bitter and jealous towards Kaname, calling her the "cancer" that changed Sousuke. What takes the cake, though, is that in the novels, Gauron actually tells Sousuke that he fantasized about killing Sousuke, dragging his corpse out of the AS, and then [[ALoveToDismember fucking it]]. And he says he always thought Sousuke had [[WhatBeautifulEyes beautiful eyes... "like a saint of war"]] and an adorable face. Kinda romantic, really...