History Headscratchers / TheHumanCentipede

* Why did they have to go and name Heiter's [[IncrediblyLamePun doggipede]] Three-Dog?! Now I can't play Fallout 3 anymore without disgusting myself!

-->'''Director''': [[SmallNo Nope.]]

* What was up with the second cop not saying or really doing anything? I couldn't help but think that was really weird to have that character here and not have him actually do anything. Even assuming it's an investor who was promised an appearance or something, you'd think they'd have him say at least one line.

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-->Surgeon: Hi! So you wanted me to check over this movie? See if it was accurate?
-->Director: Yeah,just look over the simple things: surgical tools, blood effects, what would happen if someones stitches your anus to someones face, the usual.
-->Surgeon: Oh,alright I-wait,what?
-->Director: Just check to see if the film uses the correct medical terms and check to see if it's possible to stitch a bunch of people together to create one digestive tract.
-->Surgeon: You're joking right? P-please tell me y-you're joking.
-->Director: Nope.
-->Surgeon: W-why would..? I s-suppose it's... T-theoretically-
-->Director: That's good enough, I'll call up the graphics guy and have him put it on the DVD cover.
-->Surgeon: But I never... YOU. NEED. HELP.

** Sadly [[YourMileageMayVary (or not, depending on how you look at it)]], there doesn't seem to be much interest in a sequel outside of the director's fevered imaginings. Aside from [[{{Squick}} the obvious reason,]] the first movie has pretty much been written off by both average viewers and critics as a badly-acted, badly-written movie that tried to coast on its one horrible gimmick and [[SoBadItsHorrible failed miserably.]]

* There was an article in Empire magazine about this. The surgeon consulted by the director, Tom Six, was the father of Six's girlfriend (or something like that). Six pitched him the idea and the surgeon said, "WTF.", of course. Then, after a few days, he contacted Six again and said, "Okay, I'll help you, but I want to be anonymous." He came up with a medically accurate way to perform the operation, the end result of which actually isn't as squicky as the movie makes it out to be (something about if the centipede was only given certain fluids, can't remember exactly). Also, in said article, Six talks about the audition process for casting the two young ladies; 'The two with the biggest balls were the ones we cast.'

** I'd say it's horrifying because you'd see it firsthand; if you read it, you're obviously going to laugh at the poor lads who actually saw it, similiary to, say, Goatse or 2 Girls 1 Cup. (I know I laughed... [[Squick But I am never going to go anywhere near this movie]]).

** I'd say it's horrifying because you'd see it firsthand; if you read it, you're obviously going to laugh at the poor lads who actually saw it, similiary to, say, Goatse or 2 Girls 1 Cup. (I know I did... [[Squick But I am never going to go anywhere near this movie]]).

* I really don't buy the director's line that this all stemmed from a joke about stitching child molester's mouths to a fat trucker's ass--to me this this is all his own personal A2M FetishFuel as evidenced by the fact that we're not really seeing bad thing happen to anyone who isn't at least marginally good-looking. Dude, keep your diseases away from my family. For me this whole movie from start to finish is one giant ItJustBugsMe. JMO, but the 'humor' of the director verges on sick fuck territory.