History Headscratchers / SantaClausConquersTheMartians

20th Nov '15 7:32:25 AM Rungles
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** Chochem is an 800-year-old HermitGuru. Pro: his knowledge and wisdom is so broad that he is conversant in the cultural practices of other planets. Con: He has to be told what time of the year it is. Even with his teleportation ability and whatever other powers he has, he seems to be a bit too addled to be up to the task of organising Christmas.

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** Chochem is an 800-year-old HermitGuru. Pro: his knowledge and wisdom is are so broad that he is conversant in the cultural practices of other planets. Con: He has to be told what time of the year it is. Even with his teleportation ability and whatever other powers he has, he seems to be a bit too addled to be up to the task of organising Christmas.
20th Nov '15 7:30:19 AM Rungles
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** Chochem is an 800-year-old HermitGuru. Pro: his knowledge and wisdom is so broad that he is conversant in the cultural practices of other planets. Con: He has to be told what time of the year it is. Even with his teleportation ability and whatever other powers he has, he seems to be a bit too addled to be up to the task of organising Christmas.
30th Jun '14 10:48:37 AM Anomalocaris55
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** WMG to the rescue: perhaps Dropo is Kimar's brother

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** WMG to the rescue: WMG: perhaps Dropo is Kimar's brother
30th Jun '14 10:48:14 AM Anomalocaris55
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* Why the hell does Dropo live with Kimar? Or if he doesn't, he's certainly around his house all the time. Is he Kimar's manservant? Shouldn't the (apparent) ruler of Mars have a better manservant if that's the case?

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* Why the hell does Dropo live with Kimar? Or if he doesn't, he's certainly around his house all the time. Is he Kimar's manservant? Shouldn't the (apparent) ruler of Mars have a better manservant if that's the case?case?
** WMG to the rescue: perhaps Dropo is Kimar's brother
6th Dec '13 6:47:40 PM astrakhan
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** He also seems like he can barely get through a conversation without keeling over. I can't see him shimmying through vents, or building toys even if the production ''is'' automated.

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** He also seems like he can barely get through a conversation without keeling over. I can't see him shimmying through vents, or building toys even if the production ''is'' automated.automated.
* Why the hell does Dropo live with Kimar? Or if he doesn't, he's certainly around his house all the time. Is he Kimar's manservant? Shouldn't the (apparent) ruler of Mars have a better manservant if that's the case?
9th Dec '12 4:33:56 PM Elan
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** He didn't strike me as particularly jolly. A Santa like that would probably make the martian kids even ''more'' depressed.

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** He didn't strike me as particularly jolly. A Santa like that would probably make the martian kids even ''more'' depressed.depressed.
** He also seems like he can barely get through a conversation without keeling over. I can't see him shimmying through vents, or building toys even if the production ''is'' automated.
25th Jul '12 6:55:53 AM elanW
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* Why doesn't Chochem volunteer to be Santa Claus, besides the fact that otherwise there would be no movie? He's already a wise immortal being, possibly with supernatural abilities, who cares about the well-being of Martian children. In any case, he probably would do a million times better job being in charge of delivering presents to every child on the planet than the "laziest man on Mars."

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* Why doesn't Chochem volunteer to be Santa Claus, besides the fact that otherwise there would be no movie? He's already a wise immortal being, possibly with supernatural abilities, who cares about the well-being of Martian children. In any case, he probably would do a million times better job being in charge of delivering presents to every child on the planet than the "laziest man on Mars.""
** He didn't strike me as particularly jolly. A Santa like that would probably make the martian kids even ''more'' depressed.
30th Apr '12 7:15:48 PM Kossmeister
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* Why doesn't Chochem volunteer to be Santa Claus, besides the fact that otherwise there would be no movie? He's already a old wise being with implied supernatural abilities who cares about the well-being of Martian children. In any case, he probably would do a million times better job being in charge of delivering presents to every child on the planet than the "laziest man on Mars."

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* Why doesn't Chochem volunteer to be Santa Claus, besides the fact that otherwise there would be no movie? He's already a old wise being immortal being, possibly with implied supernatural abilities abilities, who cares about the well-being of Martian children. In any case, he probably would do a million times better job being in charge of delivering presents to every child on the planet than the "laziest man on Mars."
30th Apr '12 7:12:49 PM Kossmeister
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* Why doesn't Chochem volunteer to be Santa Claus, besides the fact that otherwise there would be no movie? He's already a old wise being with implied supernatural abilities who cares about the well-being of Martian children. In any case, he probably would do a million times better job being in charge of delivering presents to every child on the planet than the "laziest Man on Mars."

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* Why doesn't Chochem volunteer to be Santa Claus, besides the fact that otherwise there would be no movie? He's already a old wise being with implied supernatural abilities who cares about the well-being of Martian children. In any case, he probably would do a million times better job being in charge of delivering presents to every child on the planet than the "laziest Man man on Mars."
30th Apr '12 7:12:31 PM Kossmeister
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* Why doesn't Chochem volunteer to be Santa Claus, besides the fact that otherwise there would be no movie? He's already a old wise being with implied supernatural abilities who cares about the well-being of Martian children. In any case, he probably would do a million times better job being in charge of delivering presents to every child on the planet than the "laziest Man on Mars."
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