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These haikus were posted on Haiku/TheUglyBarnacle, but then, the subpages were cut. But I think we should never forget these gems, so they're copied from https://web.archive.org/web/20181002044317/https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/YMMV/TheUglyBarnacle:

A simple story \\
For a bad case of ugly \\
You Need a Breath Mint.

There was an ugly \\
Barnacle. So ugly that \\
Everyone died. Fin.

Jayrad

Patrick tells a tale \\
of an ugly barnacle \\
Sponge Bob was not helped.

Zfish9

Ugly barnacle \\
So ugly as to cause death \\
Not a helpful tale.

Progeny Ex Machina

Spongebob feels ugly \\
Patrick tells him a story \\
Barnacle kills all.

GloriousEggs

Destroys everyone! \\
So ugly! The death of all:\\
Ugly Barnacle

A Spongebob appeared! \\
Pat used "Ugly Barnacle"! \\
It's not effective...

Mrin

The story? Made of \\
fail. The entries? Made of Win.\\
What's the lesson here?

Once, there was an ugly \\
barnacle, so grotesque \\
as to finish life.

Ugly Barnacle \\
So ugly everyone died. \\
Cue Slasher Smile.

Mark Lungo

Soul wrought of evil \\
Ere his birth, is doomed to die \\
Naught could have saved him...

Reuvas

The spawn of Satan.\\
Not even he was prepared \\
for what was to come...

Crazy Luigi

A story about \\
An ugly barnacle, \\
Never to catch on.

The Miner 2

Why is this page so \\
long? It is only fifteen \\
words. What the hell, guys?

Troper49

I have to agree \\
With that Troper 49 \\
Why would we write this?

Trogdor

Ugly Barnacle \\
So ugly every one died. \\
The end. That's All, Folks!.

Pgj1997

That poor barnacle. \\
He didn't mean to kill them. \\
Maybe they faked it?

-TT 454

One little story \\
Spawns a multitude of tropes \\
Our humor is weird.

StarTropes

Welcome to the web \\
Shall never be understood \\
Let's go for a ride.

LordOfTheSword

Way too many tropes \\
For just one little story \\
This place is crazy.

Rise from Your Grave

Somehow this story \\
Got a humoungous tropes page\\
I don't understand

Storygirl000

Patrick tells his friend \\
A barnacle is ugly \\
And so he kills all.

Ai-Fan

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