History GroinAttack / Film

27th Nov '17 6:46:01 PM WillKeaton
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** However, in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aXA7HVTBFs the outtakes]], Creator/RickMoranis, Seymour's actor, was implied to have actually gotten hit below the belt.

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** However, in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aXA7HVTBFs the outtakes]], outtakes,]] Creator/RickMoranis, Seymour's actor, was implied to have actually gotten hit below the belt.



** ''Film/CasinoRoyale2006'' features the infamous scene where Bond is captured and tortured by having his balls beaten with a rope; since this is one of his earliest missions, this presumably explains how he can sleep with so many women and not have any kids.

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** ''Film/CasinoRoyale2006'' features the infamous scene where Bond is captured and tortured by having his balls beaten with a rope; since rope. Since this is one of his earliest missions, this presumably explains how he can sleep with so many women and not have any kids.
27th Nov '17 6:43:45 PM WillKeaton
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* In '' Film/{{TheLoveGuru}}}
Pitka's cross eyed guru makes a 12 year old Pitka wear a chastity belt complete with an Elephant head cod piece after he reveals he wants to be a guru to get laid. Pitka comments that it sucks and begins to ask if he is able to masturbate with the device but is warned he will go cross eyed like his mentor.

Coach Cherkoff complains crudely about sitting on the pillow during Pitka's sermon " If I sit like this any longer, it's gonna pop my dink-bag."

The schwing gag from Wayne's World is replaced with a clank from the chastity belt from his [[ raging stiffie). This first happens when he Jane( Jessica Alba) reveals she had a lesbian experience in college. He grimaces and crosses his legs gasping.
This later happens during the dinner scene when she attempts to kiss him, he exclaims and gasps in reaction.

Previously in the scene during the nuts in a sling meal gag, the meal is two leeche nuts wrapped in a doughy pouch, he does the turn the head and cough joke, coughing as he squeezes the pouch. Next as the meal is whacked by a mallet by his side kick, he reacts as if his own testicles are being hit and exclaims, groaning and grunting. He moans in pain at first of the nuts being dipped in hot oil but as it continues he moans in pleasure as
his eyes roll. He chuckles " That's good" the follows up to Jane with " Feels good, I mean tastes good, I mean what?"

In the locker room after berating Jane he does the " What's the capital of Thailand" and Pitka responds accordingly shrugging " bangkok". Coach Cherkoff punches Pitka in the crotch. Despite his chastity belt hurting Cherkoff's hand the contents inside the belt aren't so lucky plus he has 33 years of blue balls from wearing the belt.
Pitka groans instantly clutching his crotch and hunches over, as the team
groans in reaction in share the male pain. Pitka shouts " Omar Shariff My BALLS! And moans " oh-ho!" Next groaning as he drops to the floor. He screams at Cherkoff " My my BALLS! You prick!" And grumbles in Angrish as he continues to clutch his apple bag.
After Coach Cherkoff apologizes to him near the end of the film, Pitka punches him in the face in retaliation.






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\n* In '' Film/{{TheLoveGuru}}}
Pitka's cross eyed guru makes a 12 year old
Film/{{TheLoveGuru}}} Pitka wear actually feels the male pain when something similar to a chastity belt complete with an Elephant head cod piece after genital is destroyed. When he reveals he wants to be gives Val Kilmer a guru to get laid. flower and Val rips off a pedal, Pitka comments that it sucks reacts in pain and begins to ask if he is able to masturbate with the device but is warned he will go cross eyed like his mentor.

Coach Cherkoff complains crudely about sitting on the pillow during Pitka's sermon " If
asks "why do you hurt me, I sit like know why". Another example of this any longer, it's gonna pop my dink-bag."

The schwing gag from Wayne's World is replaced with a clank from the chastity belt from his [[ raging stiffie). This first happens
and when he Jane( Jessica Alba) reveals she had a lesbian experience in college. He grimaces and crosses his legs gasping.
This later happens during the dinner scene when she attempts to kiss him, he exclaims and gasps in reaction.

Previously in the scene during
Rajneesh prepares the nuts in a sling meal gag, the meal is two leeche nuts wrapped in a doughy pouch, he does the turn the head and cough joke, coughing sling, as he squeezes whacks the pouch. Next as the meal is whacked by a mallet by his side kick, he "nuts" Pitka reacts as if his own testicles are being hit and exclaims, by groaning and grunting. He moans in pain at the first of 3 times the nuts being dipped in hot oil but are hit with a mallet,he exclaims "ow" as it continues we hear as a popping sound, then he shouts "E-I-O-U" with the rest of the smashing then orders "geronimo" for Rajneesh to stop and says that is their safe word. When Rajneesh boils the nuts "to make them tighten up and get firm", Pitka groans "ooh" and "ah" then moans in pleasure as
his eyes roll. He chuckles " That's good" the follows up to Jane with " Feels
ow and says "feels good, I mean tastes good, good I mean what?"

In the locker room after berating Jane he does the
what." What's When Cherkoff uses the capital of Thailand" and Pitka responds accordingly shrugging " bangkok". Coach Cherkoff punches thailand prank on him, punching Pitka in the crotch. Despite his chastity belt hurting Cherkoff's hand the contents inside the belt aren't so lucky plus he has 33 years of blue balls from wearing the belt.
crotch, Pitka groans instantly clutching his crotch and hunches over, as the team
groans in reaction in share the male pain. Pitka shouts " Omar Shariff
covers himself he doubles over and exclaims "Omar Sharif! My BALLS! And moans " oh-ho!" Next groaning as he and groans "oh-ho!" then drops to the floor. He screams at Cherkoff " My my BALLS! You prick!" And grumbles in Angrish as ground still cradling himself he continues to clutch his apple bag.
After Coach Cherkoff apologizes to him near the end of the film, Pitka punches him in the face in retaliation.





groans and complains "My 'Balls' you prick" and angrishly curses.
30th Oct '17 5:32:58 AM MsCC93
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* ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe'' manages to sneak this in. In an attempt to infiltrate Vector's house, Gru gets attacked by one of his booby traps, which was a machine with a boxing glove that hits him in the groin. You can hear Gru grunt in pain and putting his hands over his groin.
18th Oct '17 6:51:28 PM DastardlyDemolition
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* The NotSafeForWork {{fan film}} ''[[http://www.ourrobocopremake.com/ Our Robocop Remake]]'' by the group of the same name has that scene from Robocop with not just one, not two, but [[RuleOfThree three rape attempts]]. Once Robocop has dealt with the rapists, ''every rapist in Detroit swarm the area'' and all of their penises are shot off with gruesome efficiency (with several having their dicks blown off in a [[SpinAttack Death Blossom]]). It ends with the foremost rapist in Detroit standing buck naked and urging Robocop to "fucking do it".
12th Oct '17 10:09:26 PM NightShade96
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* In ''Film/TheDarkKnight'', Rachel [[Awesome/TheDarkKnightSaga knees the Joker in the groin]] to escape his clutches. This being the Joker, he's more amused than deterred and says [[YouGotSpunk "A little fight in you! I like that!"]]

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* In ''Film/TheDarkKnight'', Rachel [[Awesome/TheDarkKnightSaga [[Awesome/TheDarkKnightTrilogy knees the Joker in the groin]] to escape his clutches. This being the Joker, ComicBook/{{the Joker}}, he's more amused than deterred and says [[YouGotSpunk "A little fight in you! I like that!"]]
27th Sep '17 1:31:05 PM ironballs16
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* ''Film/HotShotsPartDeux'': In perhaps the most over-the-top example of this, Topper Harley hits his pit-fighting opponent with a knee to the groin... and keeps it there for upwards of 30 seconds. Everyone in the building (including the cheerleaders and commentators... and the wife covers her infant son's eyes) is doubled over in excruciating pain, and by the end actual walnuts pop out of the victim's mouth, clattering loudly on the floor. To top it all off, the opponent says, "You win!" in a helium voice before toppling over.

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* ''Film/HotShotsPartDeux'': In perhaps the most over-the-top example of this, Topper Harley hits his pit-fighting opponent with a knee to the groin... and keeps it there for upwards of 30 seconds. Everyone in the building (including the cheerleaders and commentators... and the wife covers [[ThinkOfTheChildren covering her infant young son's eyes) eyes]]) is [[ShareTheMalePain doubled over in excruciating pain, at the sight]], and by the end actual walnuts pop out of the victim's mouth, clattering loudly on the floor. To top it all off, the opponent says, "You win!" [[InstantSoprano in a helium voice voice]] before toppling over.
27th Sep '17 1:28:30 PM ironballs16
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* ''Film/{{VHS}}'''s second segment, "Amateur Night", has [[spoiler: Lilith tear out the bait-and-tackle from the guy who'd tried swiping her from her genuine interest. Thankfully he was already dead by this point]].

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* ''Film/{{VHS}}'''s second segment, "Amateur Night", has [[spoiler: Lilith Lily tear out the bait-and-tackle from the guy who'd tried swiping her from her genuine interest. Thankfully he was already dead by this point]].
27th Sep '17 1:28:06 PM ironballs16
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* ''Film/{{VHS}}'''s second segment, "Date Night", has [[spoiler: Lilith tear out the bait-and-tackle from the guy who'd tried swiping her from her genuine interest. Thankfully he was already dead by this point]].

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* ''Film/{{VHS}}'''s second segment, "Date "Amateur Night", has [[spoiler: Lilith tear out the bait-and-tackle from the guy who'd tried swiping her from her genuine interest. Thankfully he was already dead by this point]].
27th Sep '17 1:27:38 PM ironballs16
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* ''Film/{{VHS}}'''s second segment, "Date Night", has [[spoiler: Lilith tear out the bait-and-tackle from the guy who'd tried swiping her from her genuine interest. Thankfully he was already dead by this point]].
4th Sep '17 6:45:04 PM jake0981
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* In ''Film/ThePacifier'', Gary the duck does this on cue to one of the mooks, with the standard result.

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* In ''Film/ThePacifier'', While escaping from a spy, Lulu is mocked as she assumes a fighting position which prompts her to send her foot into the spies testicles. Gary the duck also does this on cue to one of the mooks, with the standard result.result.
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