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* Jack's attempts to get a job to prove Crow that he could. He ended up being a chef, working in a book store, and working at a dry cleaning shop, only to get fired from all three jobs in a relatively short amount of time.
* Jack arguing with Leo over who's better, him or Yusei, in episode 43.

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* Jack's attempts Ushio getting buried in garbage towards the end of episode 3.
* DUB! Jack has some pretty funny lines
---> '''Jack''': [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Who the deuce are you?]]
---> '''Jack''': If they try
to get take us on, I'll give them a job barrel full of Jack Attack.
** DUB Episode 6 has a gem as well, also from Jack, after Rex comes with the first of many explanations about what Yliaster is. Too bad his explanation is later proven
to prove Crow not at all be true.
---> '''Rex''': The Yliaster is simply the force that keeps the entire universe together.
---> '''Jack''': So it's ''glue''. You swore an allegiance to magic ''glue''!?
** Also the scenes after his first turbo duel. He grabs a microphone from a reporter and starts informing the crowd
that he could. can beat anyone on any runner. He ended then loudly proclaims himself the "master of faster" and the "ruler of the duels".
* During Yusei's duel with the corrupt Chief Armstrong we get this after Yusei plays a card.
---> '''Inmate 1''': I told you that card wasn't lame!
---> '''Inmate 2''': I didn't say it was lame, I said you were lame!
---> '''Armstrong''': Shut
up being losers, you're both lame!
* There's
a chef, scene early on in the anime, where Yusei was just released from prison and he enters a BadGuyBar because Himuro told him to meet up with someone there. He just walks in like a bad guy, gets up to the bar like a bad guy, and even SITS like a bad guy (elbows on the table and hunched over.) The Barkeep says that kids aren't allowed here, and what does Yusei say? "Get me Milk." [[note]]Kid's been watching too much Creator/ChuckNorris.[[/note]]
* Episode 14 has It a random street duelist that sounds suspiciously like Joey Wheeler. "Nah, it's his cousin, Jesse Wheeler."
* In Episode 14, Yusei's
working on his duel runner, listing to the theme song (which is apparently a band in a book store, New Domino City or something), when Tanner, Blister, and working Yanagi walk in. Before they even say anything, they instantly cringe at a dry cleaning shop, only the music and exclaim to get fired from all three jobs in a relatively short amount of time.
* Jack arguing with Leo over who's better, him or Yusei, in episode 43.
turn it off.



* Sayer's reaction to seeing [[spoiler: Carly after blasting her out of his window]].
-->'''Sayer''' (To Himself) "Ok, you're having a nervous breakdown, it's the stress of your job, it's gotten to you. I hope."
* Ushio getting buried in garbage towards the end of episode 3.



* "I'll avenge my cup ramen!!"
** When Jack's three potential love interests try to visit him in the infirmary:
---> '''Mikage''': Let me in, I'm a cop!
---> '''Carly''': I've got a press pass!
---> '''Stephanie''': Ummm... Here's a coupon for coffee!
** When Martha teases Yuusei about his relationship with Aki.

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* "I'll avenge my cup ramen!!"
** When Jack's three potential love interests try
Jack being completely deadpan with his arms crossed on all the rides at a theme park while Carly, Trudge, and Mina are screaming their heads off. ''Even on a bungee jump.'' You can hear Trudge sobbing and being comforted by attendants after it.
* Carly's rant
to visit her Jack hallucinations in Episode 37. In desperation, she tells them she wants to take everything she did for him in back, and the infirmary:
---> '''Mikage''': Let me in,
fact that the things she mentions differ between Japanese and English versions makes for twice the funny. The last thing is either embarrassment for having to wash his men's clothes or her flirty looks. And her ending line: "And I want my heart back. I want it to not be so broken." Yet the scene shows just how overwhelmed she is with having her heart broken, so it's more NarmCharm than anything.
* Sayer's reaction to seeing [[spoiler: Carly after blasting her out of his window]].
-->'''Sayer''' (To Himself) "Ok, you're having a nervous breakdown, it's the stress of your job, it's gotten to you. I hope."
* Jack arguing with Leo over who's better, him or Yusei, in episode 43.
* The Japanese version has Crow memorably shout "Oh my God!" in English, followed by an indecipherable Popeye-esque rant during a duel. The contents of the speech go something like, "Yusei,
I'm sorry, I really am useless against the Dark Signers," until Jaeger tells him to shut up. Jaeger casually muttering to himself about his plan while Crow cries and rants is equally funny, though.
* Throwaway line in the dub:
--> '''Random Guy''': Quit whining like
a cop!
---> '''Carly''': I've got a press pass!
---> '''Stephanie''': Ummm... Here's a coupon for coffee!
**
[[LittleKuriboh Kuriboh.]]
*
When Martha teases Yuusei about his relationship with Aki.



** The intro of Episode 115, ''my God''. Oh Jack, we will never be [[OutOfCharacterMoment able to look at you the same way again.]] And that is a [[TropesAreNotBad wonderful thing.]]
*** Pretty much anything Jack does in episode 115 is hilarious including jumping 8 feet into the air to get to an arcade machine and getting beaten by Cup Ramen Man.
* Episode 132 gives a CMOF to [[spoiler:''Jose'', of all people, when Placido returns to the pit at the end of his duel with Jack. Jose mounts his D-Wheel, which had been in hiding up to this point, by ''running at it'', leading many a viewer to believe for a moment that he actually planned to race against Jack on foot! See it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaQsQ1cgQPg here]] at 4:15.]]

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** The intro * This [[{{Narm}} gem of Episode 115, ''my God''. Oh an exchange]] in the dub:
---> '''Mina''': Um,
Jack, we will never be [[OutOfCharacterMoment able I have to look at disclose something. I think I might have special feelings for you.
---> '''Jack''': 'Course
you do. But we're talking about Carly right now!
*** Considering
the same way again.]] And that is a [[TropesAreNotBad wonderful thing.]]
*** Pretty much anything
Jack/Mina/Carly love triangle, Carly would've laughed her butt off if she heard Jack does in episode 115 say ''that'' to Mina's face!
* Trudge's rivalry with Jack (who isn't even present)
is hilarious including jumping 8 feet into in itself, but even funnier in the air dub simply due to the fact that Dan Green (Yami Yugi) voices Trudge and Ted Lewis (Yami Bakura) voices Jack.
* Any of Crow's and Jack's quarrels LikeAnOldMarriedCouple in Season 3 over Jack's inability/refusal
to get to an arcade machine and getting beaten by Cup Ramen Man.
* Episode 132 gives
a CMOF to [[spoiler:''Jose'', of all people, when Placido returns to the pit at the end of his duel with Jack. Jose mounts his D-Wheel, which had been in hiding up to this point, by ''running at it'', leading many a viewer to believe for a moment that he actually planned to race against Jack on foot! See it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaQsQ1cgQPg here]] at 4:15.]]job.



* Episode 138 - Yusei and Team Ragnarok put together a plan to get to the Ark Cradle, involving Bruno and Old Momentum. Seeing as the Rune Eyes and Yusei's Birthmark can power their D-Wheels, Bruno rides an ''ice cream cart'' to get there, towed by Team Ragnarok's D-Wheels. Brave's entrance with it to begin with was hilarious.
* The Japanese version has Crow memorably shout "Oh my God!" in English, followed by an indecipherable Popeye-esque rant during a duel. The contents of the speech go something like, "Yusei, I'm sorry, I really am useless against the Dark Signers," until Jaeger tells him to shut up. Jaeger casually muttering to himself about his plan while Crow cries and rants is equally funny, though.
* Any of Crow's and Jack's quarrels LikeAnOldMarriedCouple in Season 3 over Jack's inability/refusal to get a job.
* There's a scene early on in the anime, where Yusei was just released from prison and he enters a BadGuyBar because Himuro told him to meet up with someone there. He just walks in like a bad guy, gets up to the bar like a bad guy, and even SITS like a bad guy (elbows on the table and hunched over.) The Barkeep says that kids aren't allowed here, and what does Yusei say? "Get me Milk." [[note]]Kid's been watching too much Creator/ChuckNorris.[[/note]]
* Episode 103, Jack and Crow are arguing. Stephanie begs them to stop. Carly [[LesYay cups her face and orders Jack to calm down for the sake of this cute girl]], before double taking and going, "Why the Hell am I agreeing with you!?" Then Carly, Mikage, and Stephanie get into a three-way CatFight.
* Everything during the first part of episode 114. From the Rastafarian Jaegar, to Jack's reaction when his favorite cup ramen is sold out, to Jack's ridiculous plan and how much Crow suffered during that plan. Really, it needs to be seen to be believed.
* Episode 115 is, probably, the funniest episode ever. We start with everyone interrogating Jaeger about the relationship between the Public Security Maintenance Bureau and Yliaster, the show's NebulousEvilOrganisation. He then starts narrating an equally ridiculous and [[TearJerker Tear Jerking]] story about the first time he ate cup ramen with his poor circus family, and how much he liked it, complete with OcularGushers. Three times funnier because of Jack crying as much as him, [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike saying he understands his love of ramen]], and giving him several boxes of ramen as a present. Then Sherry gets pissed and tells him to get to the main point. He agrees... only to [[CrowningMomentOfFunny continue]] with the story about how he joined the Public Security Maintenance Bureau to be able to provide ramen to his family forever.
** It didn't end at that. As Jaeger is still reluctant about revealing information on Yliaster, Yusei reminds him that if Yliaster destroys the city, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking nobody would be able to eat ramen again]]. And when the information doesn't seem to be good enough, Jack threatens to [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment take all the boxes of ramen he gave him as a present back]]. Jaeger's answer is a verbatim AnythingButThat
* Episode 14 has It a random street duelist that sounds suspiciously like Joey Wheeler. "Nah, it's his cousin, Jesse Wheeler."
* Episode 99, Jack's fangirls have to get past a security guard to see him. One has a police badge and one has a press pass, so they can get through without a problem. The third is a waitress, so all she has to offer is a coupon for a free coffee. The guard is so flabbergasted it actually works.
* Throwaway line in the dub:
--> '''Random Guy''': Quit whining like a [[LittleKuriboh Kuriboh.]]

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* Episode 138 - 68 in general. Crow is tricked by the kids into doing something, while Jack and Yusei and Team Ragnarok put together give each other a plan to get to the Ark Cradle, involving Bruno and Old Momentum. Seeing as the Rune Eyes and Yusei's Birthmark can power their D-Wheels, Bruno rides an ''ice cream cart'' to get there, towed by Team Ragnarok's D-Wheels. Brave's entrance with it to begin with was hilarious.
Are-You-Joking-Look.
* The Japanese version has Crow memorably shout "Oh my God!" in English, followed by an indecipherable Popeye-esque rant during a duel. The contents of the speech go something like, "Yusei, I'm sorry, I really am useless against the Dark Signers," until Jaeger tells him to shut up. Jaeger casually muttering to himself about his plan while Crow cries and rants is equally funny, though.
* Any of Crow's and
Jack's quarrels LikeAnOldMarriedCouple in Season 3 over Jack's inability/refusal attempts to get a job.
* There's
job to prove Crow that he could. He ended up being a scene early on chef, working in the anime, where Yusei was just released a book store, and working at a dry cleaning shop, only to get fired from prison and he enters a BadGuyBar because Himuro told him to meet up with someone there. He just walks all three jobs in like a bad guy, gets up to the bar like a bad guy, and even SITS like a bad guy (elbows on the table and hunched over.) The Barkeep says that kids aren't allowed here, and what does Yusei say? "Get me Milk." [[note]]Kid's been watching too much Creator/ChuckNorris.[[/note]]
* Episode 103, Jack and Crow are arguing. Stephanie begs them to stop. Carly [[LesYay cups her face and orders Jack to calm down for the sake
relatively short amount of this cute girl]], before double taking and going, "Why the Hell am I agreeing with you!?" Then Carly, Mikage, and Stephanie get into a three-way CatFight.
time.
* Everything during In the first part of a two part episode 114. From the Rastafarian Jaegar, to Jack's reaction when his favorite cup ramen is sold out, to Jack's ridiculous plan and how much Crow suffered during that plan. Really, it needs to be seen to be believed.
* Episode 115 is, probably,
introduces Sherry, the funniest episode ever. We start with everyone interrogating Jaeger about the relationship between the Public Security Maintenance Bureau "conversation" that Jack, Crow, Mina, and Yliaster, the show's NebulousEvilOrganisation. He then starts narrating an equally ridiculous and [[TearJerker Tear Jerking]] story about the first time he ate cup ramen with his poor circus family, and how much he liked it, complete with OcularGushers. Three times funnier because of Jack crying as much as him, [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike saying he understands his love of ramen]], and giving him several boxes of ramen as Akiza have while they're looking for a present. Then Sherry gets pissed and tells him to get possibly missing Yusei is hilarious. And especially Akiza's frustration to the main point. He agrees... only to [[CrowningMomentOfFunny continue]] with the story boy's seeming lack of concern or worry.
---> '''Jack:''' ''(after being questioned on how thorough his search was)'' "If you're so worried
about how he joined the Public Security Maintenance Bureau to be able to provide ramen to his family forever.
** It didn't end at that. As Jaeger is still reluctant about revealing information on Yliaster, Yusei reminds him that if Yliaster destroys the city, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking nobody
Yusei, why don't you go look for him?"\\
'''Crow:''' "I
would be able to eat ramen again]]. And when the information but, 'Clucker's Deep Fried Chicken' doesn't seem to be good enough, Jack threatens to [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment take all deliver itself. I'm on the boxes of ramen he gave him as a present back]]. Jaeger's answer is a verbatim AnythingButThat
* Episode 14 has It a random street duelist
clock."\\
'''Jack:''' "I tried
that sounds suspiciously like Joey Wheeler. "Nah, it's his cousin, Jesse Wheeler.'Ultra Crispy Crisper' the other day. It's a little heavy on the paprikia, but otherwise, I thought it..."\\
'''Akiza:''' "How are you talking about ''fast food'' right now!? What if Crow's right and something awful's happened to Yusei? Ugh! Man, these yahoos.
"
* Episode 99, Jack's fangirls have ** And then after Crow tells her about the anonymous message he received warning of Yusei's capture...
---> '''Akiza:''' "What!? Why are you just ''now'' telling us this?"\\
'''Crow:''' "I didn't want
to get past a security guard to wanna freak anyone out."\\
'''Akiza:''' "I'm gonna ''cobble'' you when I
see him. One has you!"\\
'''Jack:''' "[[CaptainObvious I believe you mean "clobber", Akiza. To cobble is to make
a police badge shoe]]."\\
'''Akiza:''' "Well, ''whatever''! Then I'm gonna cobble up some boots
and one has a press pass, so they can get through without a problem. The third is a waitress, so use 'em to kick Crow's butt!"\\
'''Jack:''' "Heh. This Yusei thing's got you going. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that you were in love with hi-"\\
'''Akiza:''' "STOP RIGHT THERE, JACK!!"
** In the same two-parter, the assertiont of the head man of the guys who abducted Yusei that he isn't "a well balanced person", made
all she has to offer is a coupon for a free coffee. The guard is so flabbergasted it actually works.
* Throwaway line in
the dub:
--> '''Random Guy''': Quit whining like
more obvious as he restates this while having a [[LittleKuriboh Kuriboh.]]remote-controlled Truck fall off an overpass right onto Yusei, Akiza, and Sherry.



* In Episode 14, Yusei's working on his duel runner, listing to the theme song (which is apparently a band in New Domino City or something), when Tanner, Blister, and Yanagi walk in. Before they even say anything, they instantly cringe at the music and exclaim to turn it off.



* "I'll avenge my cup ramen!!"



* DUB! Jack has some pretty funny lines
---> '''Jack''': [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Who the deuce are you?]]
---> '''Jack''': If they try to take us on, I'll give them a barrel full of Jack Attack.
** DUB Episode 6 has a gem as well, also from Jack, after Rex comes with the first of many explanations about what Yliaster is. Too bad his explanation is later proven to not at all be true.
---> '''Rex''': The Yliaster is simply the force that keeps the entire universe together.
---> '''Jack''': So it's ''glue''. You swore an allegiance to magic ''glue''!?
** Also the scenes after his first turbo duel. He grabs a microphone from a reporter and starts informing the crowd that he can beat anyone on any runner. He then loudly proclaims himself the "master of faster" and the "ruler of the duels".
** This [[{{Narm}} gem of an exchange]] in the dub:
---> '''Mina''': Um, Jack, I have to disclose something. I think I might have special feelings for you.
---> '''Jack''': 'Course you do. But we're talking about Carly right now!
*** Considering the Jack/Mina/Carly love triangle, Carly would've laughed her butt off if she heard Jack say ''that'' to Mina's face!
** From DUB Episode 38, when Sayer sees [[spoiler: Carly after he had "killed" her previously]] he says to himself
*** '''Sayer''': Ohhhkayy... you're having a nervous breakdown, it's the stress of your job, it's gotten to you... I hope.
** From the DUB of Episode 124, when Leo tells Jack that situations like when Dragan threw his match against Jack as the King of turbo duels [[OpenMouthInsertFoot probably happen all the time:]]

to:

* DUB! Jack Episode 99, Jack's fangirls have to get past a security guard to see him. One has some pretty funny lines
a police badge and one has a press pass, so they can get through without a problem. The third is a waitress, so all she has to offer is a coupon for a free coffee. The guard is so flabbergasted it actually works.
** When Jack's three potential love interests try to visit him in the infirmary:
---> '''Jack''': [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Who the deuce are you?]]
'''Mikage''': Let me in, I'm a cop!
---> '''Jack''': If they try to take us on, I'll give them '''Carly''': I've got a barrel full of Jack Attack.
** DUB
press pass!
---> '''Stephanie''': Ummm... Here's a coupon for coffee!
*
Episode 6 has a gem as well, also from Jack, after Rex comes 103, Jack and Crow are arguing. Stephanie begs them to stop. Carly [[LesYay cups her face and orders Jack to calm down for the sake of this cute girl]], before double taking and going, "Why the Hell am I agreeing with you!?" Then Carly, Mikage, and Stephanie get into a three-way CatFight.
* Everything during
the first part of many explanations episode 114. From the Rastafarian Jaegar, to Jack's reaction when his favorite cup ramen is sold out, to Jack's ridiculous plan and how much Crow suffered during that plan. Really, it needs to be seen to be believed.
* Episode 115 is, probably, the funniest episode ever. We start with everyone interrogating Jaeger
about what the relationship between the Public Security Maintenance Bureau and Yliaster, the show's NebulousEvilOrganisation. He then starts narrating an equally ridiculous and [[TearJerker Tear Jerking]] story about the first time he ate cup ramen with his poor circus family, and how much he liked it, complete with OcularGushers. Three times funnier because of Jack crying as much as him, [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike saying he understands his love of ramen]], and giving him several boxes of ramen as a present. Then Sherry gets pissed and tells him to get to the main point. He agrees... only to [[CrowningMomentOfFunny continue]] with the story about how he joined the Public Security Maintenance Bureau to be able to provide ramen to his family forever.
** It didn't end at that. As Jaeger is still reluctant about revealing information on Yliaster, Yusei reminds him that if
Yliaster is. Too bad his explanation is later proven to not at all be true.
---> '''Rex''': The Yliaster is simply
destroys the force that keeps city, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking nobody would be able to eat ramen again]]. And when the entire universe together.
---> '''Jack''': So it's ''glue''. You swore an allegiance
information doesn't seem to magic ''glue''!?
** Also the scenes after his first turbo duel. He grabs a microphone from a reporter and starts informing the crowd that he can beat anyone on any runner. He then loudly proclaims himself the "master of faster" and the "ruler of the duels".
** This [[{{Narm}} gem of an exchange]] in the dub:
---> '''Mina''': Um, Jack, I have to disclose something. I think I might have special feelings for you.
---> '''Jack''': 'Course you do. But we're talking about Carly right now!
*** Considering the Jack/Mina/Carly love triangle, Carly would've laughed her butt off if she heard
be good enough, Jack say ''that'' threatens to Mina's face!
[[CoolAndUnusualPunishment take all the boxes of ramen he gave him as a present back]]. Jaeger's answer is a verbatim AnythingButThat.
** From DUB The intro of Episode 38, when Sayer sees [[spoiler: Carly after he had "killed" her previously]] he says 115, ''my God''. Oh Jack, we will never be [[OutOfCharacterMoment able to himself
look at you the same way again.]] And that is a [[TropesAreNotBad wonderful thing.]]
*** '''Sayer''': Ohhhkayy... you're having a nervous breakdown, it's Pretty much anything Jack does in episode 115 is hilarious including jumping 8 feet into the stress of your job, it's gotten air to you... I hope.
**
get to an arcade machine and getting beaten by Cup Ramen Man.
*
From the DUB of Episode 124, when Leo tells Jack that situations like when Dragan threw his match against Jack as the King of turbo duels [[OpenMouthInsertFoot probably happen all the time:]]



* Being pretty much Crow with a God card, Brave/Brodor is a walking COMF, and he trolls the hell out of Crow.



* Episode 132 gives a CMOF to [[spoiler:''Jose'', of all people, when Placido returns to the pit at the end of his duel with Jack. Jose mounts his D-Wheel, which had been in hiding up to this point, by ''running at it'', leading many a viewer to believe for a moment that he actually planned to race against Jack on foot! See it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaQsQ1cgQPg here]] at 4:15.]]
* Episode 138 - Yusei and Team Ragnarok put together a plan to get to the Ark Cradle, involving Bruno and Old Momentum. Seeing as the Rune Eyes and Yusei's Birthmark can power their D-Wheels, Bruno rides an ''ice cream cart'' to get there, towed by Team Ragnarok's D-Wheels. Brave's entrance with it to begin with was hilarious.
* The ''faces'' Aporia make in Episode 143 are utterly hillarious, especially one the [[spoiler: right after jack destroys the last of his permanent cards]].



* Jack being completely deadpan with his arms crossed on all the rides at a theme park while Carly, Trudge, and Mina are screaming their heads off. ''Even on a bungee jump.'' You can hear Trudge sobbing and being comforted by attendants after it.
* Carly's rant to her Jack hallucinations in Episode 37. In desperation, she tells them she wants to take everything she did for him back, and the fact that the things she mentions differ between Japanese and English versions makes for twice the funny. The last thing is either embarrassment for having to wash his men's clothes or her flirty looks. And her ending line: "And I want my heart back. I want it to not be so broken." Yet the scene shows just how overwhelmed she is with having her heart broken, so it's more NarmCharm than anything.
* Episode 68 in general. Crow is tricked by the kids into doing something, while Jack and Yusei give each other a Are-You-Joking-Look.
* The ''faces'' Aporia make in Episode 143 are utterly hillarious, especially one the [[spoiler: right after jack destroys the last of his permanent cards]].
* During Yusei's duel with the corrupt Chief Armstrong we get this after Yusei plays a card.
---> '''Inmate 1''': I told you that card wasn't lame!
---> '''Inmate 2''': I didn't say it was lame, I said you were lame!
---> '''Armstrong''': Shut up losers, you're both lame!
* In the first part of a two part episode that introduces Sherry, the "conversation" that Jack, Crow, Mina, and Akiza have while they're looking for a possibly missing Yusei is hilarious. And especially Akiza's frustration to the boy's seeming lack of concern or worry.
---> '''Jack:''' ''(after being questioned on how thorough his search was)'' "If you're so worried about Yusei, why don't you go look for him?"\\
'''Crow:''' "I would but, 'Clucker's Deep Fried Chicken' doesn't deliver itself. I'm on the clock."\\
'''Jack:''' "I tried that 'Ultra Crispy Crisper' the other day. It's a little heavy on the paprikia, but otherwise, I thought it..."\\
'''Akiza:''' "How are you talking about ''fast food'' right now!? What if Crow's right and something awful's happened to Yusei? Ugh! Man, these yahoos."
** And then after Crow tells her about the anonymous message he received warning of Yusei's capture...
---> '''Akiza:''' "What!? Why are you just ''now'' telling us this?"\\
'''Crow:''' "I didn't want to wanna freak anyone out."\\
'''Akiza:''' "I'm gonna ''cobble'' you when I see you!"\\
'''Jack:''' "[[CaptainObvious I believe you mean "clobber", Akiza. To cobble is to make a shoe]]."\\
'''Akiza:''' "Well, ''whatever''! Then I'm gonna cobble up some boots and use 'em to kick Crow's butt!"\\
'''Jack:''' "Heh. This Yusei thing's got you going. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that you were in love with hi-"\\
'''Akiza:''' "STOP RIGHT THERE, JACK!!"
** In the same two-parter, the assertiont of the head man of the guys who abducted Yusei that he isn't "a well balanced person", made all the more obvious as he restates this while having a remote-controlled Truck fall off an overpass right onto Yusei, Akiza, and Sherry.
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* Saver's reaction to seeing [[spoiler: Carly after blasting her out of his window]].
-->'''Saver'''(To Himself) "Ok, you're having a nervous breakdown, it's the stress of your job, it's gotten to you, I hope."

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* Saver's Sayer's reaction to seeing [[spoiler: Carly after blasting her out of his window]].
-->'''Saver'''(To -->'''Sayer''' (To Himself) "Ok, you're having a nervous breakdown, it's the stress of your job, it's gotten to you, you. I hope."



** In the same episode, when Yusei takes Akiza skating to better teach her the oft seen Turbo Dueling move of coasting backwards, Leo can't help but feel like a "third wheel". Luna tries to disagree about the notion, but before long even she comes to admit that, "Yeah, this is totally a date".



---> '''Mikage''': Um, Jack, I have to disclose something. I think I might have special feelings for you.

to:

---> '''Mikage''': '''Mina''': Um, Jack, I have to disclose something. I think I might have special feelings for you.



*** Considering the Jack/Mikage/Carly love triangle, Carly would've laughed her butt off if she heard Jack say ''that'' to Mikage's face!

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*** Considering the Jack/Mikage/Carly Jack/Mina/Carly love triangle, Carly would've laughed her butt off if she heard Jack say ''that'' to Mikage's Mina's face!



---> '''Armstrong''': Shut up losers, you're both lame!

to:

---> '''Armstrong''': Shut up losers, you're both lame!lame!
* In the first part of a two part episode that introduces Sherry, the "conversation" that Jack, Crow, Mina, and Akiza have while they're looking for a possibly missing Yusei is hilarious. And especially Akiza's frustration to the boy's seeming lack of concern or worry.
---> '''Jack:''' ''(after being questioned on how thorough his search was)'' "If you're so worried about Yusei, why don't you go look for him?"\\
'''Crow:''' "I would but, 'Clucker's Deep Fried Chicken' doesn't deliver itself. I'm on the clock."\\
'''Jack:''' "I tried that 'Ultra Crispy Crisper' the other day. It's a little heavy on the paprikia, but otherwise, I thought it..."\\
'''Akiza:''' "How are you talking about ''fast food'' right now!? What if Crow's right and something awful's happened to Yusei? Ugh! Man, these yahoos."
** And then after Crow tells her about the anonymous message he received warning of Yusei's capture...
---> '''Akiza:''' "What!? Why are you just ''now'' telling us this?"\\
'''Crow:''' "I didn't want to wanna freak anyone out."\\
'''Akiza:''' "I'm gonna ''cobble'' you when I see you!"\\
'''Jack:''' "[[CaptainObvious I believe you mean "clobber", Akiza. To cobble is to make a shoe]]."\\
'''Akiza:''' "Well, ''whatever''! Then I'm gonna cobble up some boots and use 'em to kick Crow's butt!"\\
'''Jack:''' "Heh. This Yusei thing's got you going. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that you were in love with hi-"\\
'''Akiza:''' "STOP RIGHT THERE, JACK!!"
** In the same two-parter, the assertiont of the head man of the guys who abducted Yusei that he isn't "a well balanced person", made all the more obvious as he restates this while having a remote-controlled Truck fall off an overpass right onto Yusei, Akiza, and Sherry.
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28th Mar '15 9:13:59 PM nombretomado
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---> '''Jack''': [[FamilyGuy Who the deuce are you?]]

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---> '''Jack''': [[FamilyGuy [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Who the deuce are you?]]
27th Jan '15 6:08:22 AM Lheticus
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** From the DUB of Episode 124, when Leo tells Jack that situations like when Dragan threw his match against Jack as the King of turbo duels [[OpenMouthInsertFoot probably happen all the time:]]
---> '''Jack''': What are you saying?! That my entire duel record is built on lies?! That I'm a giant fraud, a big fat phony full of baloney?!
15th Oct '14 3:20:43 PM neeeeeon
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* Episode 34 features the second half of Yusei and Kiryu's[[redirect:AxCrazy]] duel from the Dark Signer Arc, and though the scene is genuinely terrifying, Kiryu screams this beautiful line in the midst of it:

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* Episode 34 features the second half of Yusei and Kiryu's[[redirect:AxCrazy]] [[AxCrazy Kiryu's]] duel from the Dark Signer Arc, and though the scene is genuinely terrifying, Kiryu screams this beautiful line in the midst of it:



** Immediately after this, we're shown that Yusei has momentarily lost control of his D-Wheel, causing it to spin uncontrollably. Dance the dance of death, indeed.

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** Immediately **Immediately after this, we're shown that Yusei has momentarily lost control of his D-Wheel, causing it to spin uncontrollably. Dance the dance of death, indeed.
15th Oct '14 3:19:49 PM neeeeeon
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** Immediately after this, we're shown that Yusei has momentarily lost control of his D-Wheel, causing it to spin uncontrollably. Dance the dance of death, indeed.

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** Immediately **Immediately after this, we're shown that Yusei has momentarily lost control of his D-Wheel, causing it to spin uncontrollably. Dance the dance of death, indeed.
15th Oct '14 3:19:30 PM neeeeeon
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* Episode 34 features the second half of Yusei and Kiryu's[[redirect:AxCrazy]] duel from the Dark Signer Arc, and though the scene is genuinely terrifying, Kiryu screams this beautiful line in the midst of it:
-->'''Kiryu''': Dance, Yusei! Dance the dance of death!
**Immediately after this, we're shown that Yusei has momentarily lost control of his D-Wheel, causing it to spin uncontrollably. Dance the dance of death, indeed.
12th Oct '14 11:32:10 PM neeeeeon
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* This gem from episode 20:
-->'''Satellite Resident''': This way! This way to the Satellite Black Market! The only thing it can't get you is perishables, or a wife!
15th Aug '14 2:03:24 PM erforce
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* There's a scene early on in the anime, where Yusei was just released from prison and he enters a BadGuyBar because Himuro told him to meet up with someone there. He just walks in like a bad guy, gets up to the bar like a bad guy, and even SITS like a bad guy (elbows on the table and hunched over.) The Barkeep says that kids aren't allowed here, and what does Yusei say? "Get me Milk." [[note]]Kid's been watching too much ChuckNorris.[[/note]]

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* There's a scene early on in the anime, where Yusei was just released from prison and he enters a BadGuyBar because Himuro told him to meet up with someone there. He just walks in like a bad guy, gets up to the bar like a bad guy, and even SITS like a bad guy (elbows on the table and hunched over.) The Barkeep says that kids aren't allowed here, and what does Yusei say? "Get me Milk." [[note]]Kid's been watching too much ChuckNorris.Creator/ChuckNorris.[[/note]]
1st Jul '14 8:19:22 PM Shadow200
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* The ''faces'' Aporia make in Episode 143 are utterly hillarious, especially one the [[spoiler: right after jack destroys the last of his permanent cards]].

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* The ''faces'' Aporia make in Episode 143 are utterly hillarious, especially one the [[spoiler: right after jack destroys the last of his permanent cards]].cards]].
* During Yusei's duel with the corrupt Chief Armstrong we get this after Yusei plays a card.
---> '''Inmate 1''': I told you that card wasn't lame!
---> '''Inmate 2''': I didn't say it was lame, I said you were lame!
---> '''Armstrong''': Shut up losers, you're both lame!
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