History Funny / YuGiOh5DS

--> '''Random Guy''': Quit whining like a [[Creator/LittleKuriboh Kuriboh.]]

---> '''Ushio''': Why do I have to clean the bathroom, too!?

** When Jack's three potential love interests try to visit him in the infirmary:

* Sayer's reaction to seeing Carly after blasting her out of his window.

-->'''Bolt:''' [[Yusei]] may duel like a pro, but I got a feeling he doesn't know ''squat'' about barbecue.

* Sayer's reaction to seeing [[spoiler: Carly after blasting her out of his window]].

* Episode 132 gives a CMOF to [[spoiler:''Jose'', of all people, when Placido returns to the pit at the end of his duel with Jack. Jose mounts his D-Wheel, which had been in hiding up to this point, by ''running at it'', leading many a viewer to believe for a moment that he actually planned to race against Jack on foot! See it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaQsQ1cgQPg here]] at 4:15.]]

* The ''faces'' Aporia make in Episode 143 are utterly hilarious, especially one the [[spoiler: right after jack destroys the last of his permanent cards]].
* Carly hiding among Jack's gifts in the final episode.

--> '''Jack''': [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Who the deuce are you?]]
--> '''Jack''': If they try to take us on, I'll give them a barrel full of Jack Attack.

---> '''Rex''': The Yliaster is simply the force that keeps the entire universe together.
---> '''Jack''': So it's ''glue''. You swore an allegiance to magic ''glue''!?

'''Jack:''' "[[CaptainObvious I believe you mean "clobber", Akiza. To cobble is to make a shoe]]."\\

** The intro of Episode 115, ''my God''. Oh Jack, we will never be [[OutOfCharacterMoment able to look at you the same way again.]] And that is a [[TropesAreNotBad wonderful thing.]]

* Episode 14 has a random street duelist that sounds suspiciously like Joey Wheeler. "Nah, it's his cousin, Jesse Wheeler."

* Episode 14 has It a random street duelist that sounds suspiciously like Joey Wheeler. "Nah, it's his cousin, Jesse Wheeler."

* Episode 19 has Leo remember Luna's promise to the spirits to defend spirit world as it's protector, to which Luna hastily replies "[[DidntThinkThisThrough I WAS THREE!"]]

'''Jack:''' "I tried that 'Ultra Crispy Crisper' the other day. It's a little heavy on the paprikia, but otherwise, I thought it..."\\

---> '''Jack''': [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Who the deuce are you?]]
---> '''Jack''': If they try to take us on, I'll give them a barrel full of Jack Attack.

* Episode 115 is, probably, the funniest episode ever. We start with everyone interrogating Jaeger about the relationship between the Public Security Maintenance Bureau and Yliaster, the show's NebulousEvilOrganisation. He then starts narrating an equally ridiculous and [[TearJerker Tear Jerking]] story about the first time he ate cup ramen with his poor circus family, and how much he liked it, complete with OcularGushers. Three times funnier because of Jack crying as much as him, [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike saying he understands his love of ramen]], and giving him several boxes of ramen as a present. Then Sherry gets pissed and tells him to get to the main point. He agrees... only to [[CrowningMomentOfFunny continue]] with the story about how he joined the Public Security Maintenance Bureau to be able to provide ramen to his family forever.

* The TCG changed Morphtronic Datatron from a lighter to a USB flash drive. Its appearance in the anime went completely unedited in the dub, leading to a USB flash drive spitting fire.

---> '''Mina''': Um, Jack, I have to disclose something. I think I might have special feelings for you.
---> '''Jack''': 'Course you do. But we're talking about Carly right now!
*** Considering the Jack/Mina/Carly love triangle, Carly would've laughed her butt off if she heard Jack say ''that'' to Mina's face!

---> '''Jack:''' ''(after being questioned on how thorough his search was)'' "If you're so worried about Yusei, why don't you go look for him?"\\

** In the same two-parter, the assertiont of the head man of the guys who abducted Yusei that he isn't "a well balanced person", made all the more obvious as he restates this while having a remote-controlled Truck fall off an overpass right onto Yusei, Akiza, and Sherry.

* "I'll avenge my cup ramen!!"

---> '''Jack''': What are you saying?! That my entire duel record is built on lies?! That I'm a giant fraud, a big fat phony full of baloney?!

---> '''Lester''': Good one [Jack], you're as funny as you look.
---> '''Lester'''(talking to Primo after purposely losing to Jack): You're the one who would have lost if I had been the one to win at rock paper scissors. (pause) Stupid scissors.

* The ''faces'' Aporia make in Episode 143 are utterly hillarious, especially one the [[spoiler: right after jack destroys the last of his permanent cards]].

* Episode 68 in general. Crow is tricked by the kids into doing something, while Jack and Yusei give each other a Are-You-Joking-Look.
* Jack's attempts to get a job to prove Crow that he could. He ended up being a chef, working in a book store, and working at a dry cleaning shop, only to get fired from all three jobs in a relatively short amount of time.

** DUB Episode 6 has a gem as well, also from Jack, after Rex comes with the first of many explanations about what Yliaster is. Too bad his explanation is later proven to not at all be true.

--> '''Random Guy''': Quit whining like a [[LittleKuriboh Kuriboh.]]

* Ushio getting buried in garbage towards the end of episode 3.

* There's a scene early on in the anime, where Yusei was just released from prison and he enters a BadGuyBar because Himuro told him to meet up with someone there. He just walks in like a bad guy, gets up to the bar like a bad guy, and even SITS like a bad guy (elbows on the table and hunched over.) The Barkeep says that kids aren't allowed here, and what does Yusei say? "Get me Milk." [[note]]Kid's been watching too much Creator/ChuckNorris.[[/note]]

* Episode 34 features the second half of Yusei and [[AxCrazy Kiryu's]] duel from the Dark Signer Arc, and though the scene is genuinely terrifying, Kiryu screams this beautiful line in the midst of it:
-->'''Kiryu''': Dance, Yusei! Dance the dance of death!

* When Martha teases Yuusei about his relationship with Aki.
** When Martha makes Ushio do all the chores.

* Sly's filler episode intro. Ruka and Rua drag along Sly and their usual friends to Yusei's workshop where Yusei, Jack and Crow are working on Yusei's D-wheel. Then this exchange occurs (paraphrased for lack of memory).
--> '''Ruka''': You should really see this, Sly. Yusei's D-wheel is really awesome.
--> '''Rua''': Yeah, but the last time we came here the engine exploded.

---> '''Inmate 1''': I told you that card wasn't lame!
---> '''Inmate 2''': I didn't say it was lame, I said you were lame!

* Jack's attempts to get a job to prove Crow that he could. He ended up being a chef, working in a book store, and working at a dry cleaning shop, only to get fired from all three jobs in a relatively short amount of time.
* Jack arguing with Leo over who's better, him or Yusei, in episode 43.

* Sayer's reaction to seeing [[spoiler: Carly after blasting her out of his window]].
-->'''Sayer''' (To Himself) "Ok, you're having a nervous breakdown, it's the stress of your job, it's gotten to you. I hope."
* Ushio getting buried in garbage towards the end of episode 3.

* "I'll avenge my cup ramen!!"
** When Jack's three potential love interests try to visit him in the infirmary:
---> '''Mikage''': Let me in, I'm a cop!
---> '''Carly''': I've got a press pass!
---> '''Stephanie''': Ummm... Here's a coupon for coffee!
** When Martha teases Yuusei about his relationship with Aki.

** The intro of Episode 115, ''my God''. Oh Jack, we will never be [[OutOfCharacterMoment able to look at you the same way again.]] And that is a [[TropesAreNotBad wonderful thing.]]
*** Pretty much anything Jack does in episode 115 is hilarious including jumping 8 feet into the air to get to an arcade machine and getting beaten by Cup Ramen Man.
* Episode 132 gives a CMOF to [[spoiler:''Jose'', of all people, when Placido returns to the pit at the end of his duel with Jack. Jose mounts his D-Wheel, which had been in hiding up to this point, by ''running at it'', leading many a viewer to believe for a moment that he actually planned to race against Jack on foot! See it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaQsQ1cgQPg here]] at 4:15.]]

* Episode 138 - Yusei and Team Ragnarok put together a plan to get to the Ark Cradle, involving Bruno and Old Momentum. Seeing as the Rune Eyes and Yusei's Birthmark can power their D-Wheels, Bruno rides an ''ice cream cart'' to get there, towed by Team Ragnarok's D-Wheels. Brave's entrance with it to begin with was hilarious.
* The Japanese version has Crow memorably shout "Oh my God!" in English, followed by an indecipherable Popeye-esque rant during a duel. The contents of the speech go something like, "Yusei, I'm sorry, I really am useless against the Dark Signers," until Jaeger tells him to shut up. Jaeger casually muttering to himself about his plan while Crow cries and rants is equally funny, though.
* Any of Crow's and Jack's quarrels LikeAnOldMarriedCouple in Season 3 over Jack's inability/refusal to get a job.
* There's a scene early on in the anime, where Yusei was just released from prison and he enters a BadGuyBar because Himuro told him to meet up with someone there. He just walks in like a bad guy, gets up to the bar like a bad guy, and even SITS like a bad guy (elbows on the table and hunched over.) The Barkeep says that kids aren't allowed here, and what does Yusei say? "Get me Milk." [[note]]Kid's been watching too much Creator/ChuckNorris.[[/note]]
* Episode 103, Jack and Crow are arguing. Stephanie begs them to stop. Carly [[LesYay cups her face and orders Jack to calm down for the sake of this cute girl]], before double taking and going, "Why the Hell am I agreeing with you!?" Then Carly, Mikage, and Stephanie get into a three-way CatFight.
* Everything during the first part of episode 114. From the Rastafarian Jaegar, to Jack's reaction when his favorite cup ramen is sold out, to Jack's ridiculous plan and how much Crow suffered during that plan. Really, it needs to be seen to be believed.
* Episode 115 is, probably, the funniest episode ever. We start with everyone interrogating Jaeger about the relationship between the Public Security Maintenance Bureau and Yliaster, the show's NebulousEvilOrganisation. He then starts narrating an equally ridiculous and [[TearJerker Tear Jerking]] story about the first time he ate cup ramen with his poor circus family, and how much he liked it, complete with OcularGushers. Three times funnier because of Jack crying as much as him, [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike saying he understands his love of ramen]], and giving him several boxes of ramen as a present. Then Sherry gets pissed and tells him to get to the main point. He agrees... only to [[CrowningMomentOfFunny continue]] with the story about how he joined the Public Security Maintenance Bureau to be able to provide ramen to his family forever.
** It didn't end at that. As Jaeger is still reluctant about revealing information on Yliaster, Yusei reminds him that if Yliaster destroys the city, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking nobody would be able to eat ramen again]]. And when the information doesn't seem to be good enough, Jack threatens to [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment take all the boxes of ramen he gave him as a present back]]. Jaeger's answer is a verbatim AnythingButThat
* Episode 14 has It a random street duelist that sounds suspiciously like Joey Wheeler. "Nah, it's his cousin, Jesse Wheeler."
* Episode 99, Jack's fangirls have to get past a security guard to see him. One has a police badge and one has a press pass, so they can get through without a problem. The third is a waitress, so all she has to offer is a coupon for a free coffee. The guard is so flabbergasted it actually works.
* Throwaway line in the dub:
--> '''Random Guy''': Quit whining like a [[LittleKuriboh Kuriboh.]]

* In Episode 14, Yusei's working on his duel runner, listing to the theme song (which is apparently a band in New Domino City or something), when Tanner, Blister, and Yanagi walk in. Before they even say anything, they instantly cringe at the music and exclaim to turn it off.

* DUB! Jack has some pretty funny lines
---> '''Jack''': [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Who the deuce are you?]]
---> '''Jack''': If they try to take us on, I'll give them a barrel full of Jack Attack.
** DUB Episode 6 has a gem as well, also from Jack, after Rex comes with the first of many explanations about what Yliaster is. Too bad his explanation is later proven to not at all be true.
---> '''Rex''': The Yliaster is simply the force that keeps the entire universe together.
---> '''Jack''': So it's ''glue''. You swore an allegiance to magic ''glue''!?
** Also the scenes after his first turbo duel. He grabs a microphone from a reporter and starts informing the crowd that he can beat anyone on any runner. He then loudly proclaims himself the "master of faster" and the "ruler of the duels".
** This [[{{Narm}} gem of an exchange]] in the dub:
---> '''Mina''': Um, Jack, I have to disclose something. I think I might have special feelings for you.
---> '''Jack''': 'Course you do. But we're talking about Carly right now!
*** Considering the Jack/Mina/Carly love triangle, Carly would've laughed her butt off if she heard Jack say ''that'' to Mina's face!
** From DUB Episode 38, when Sayer sees [[spoiler: Carly after he had "killed" her previously]] he says to himself
*** '''Sayer''': Ohhhkayy... you're having a nervous breakdown, it's the stress of your job, it's gotten to you... I hope.
** From the DUB of Episode 124, when Leo tells Jack that situations like when Dragan threw his match against Jack as the King of turbo duels [[OpenMouthInsertFoot probably happen all the time:]]

* Jack being completely deadpan with his arms crossed on all the rides at a theme park while Carly, Trudge, and Mina are screaming their heads off. ''Even on a bungee jump.'' You can hear Trudge sobbing and being comforted by attendants after it.
* Carly's rant to her Jack hallucinations in Episode 37. In desperation, she tells them she wants to take everything she did for him back, and the fact that the things she mentions differ between Japanese and English versions makes for twice the funny. The last thing is either embarrassment for having to wash his men's clothes or her flirty looks. And her ending line: "And I want my heart back. I want it to not be so broken." Yet the scene shows just how overwhelmed she is with having her heart broken, so it's more NarmCharm than anything.
* Episode 68 in general. Crow is tricked by the kids into doing something, while Jack and Yusei give each other a Are-You-Joking-Look.
* The ''faces'' Aporia make in Episode 143 are utterly hillarious, especially one the [[spoiler: right after jack destroys the last of his permanent cards]].
* During Yusei's duel with the corrupt Chief Armstrong we get this after Yusei plays a card.
---> '''Inmate 1''': I told you that card wasn't lame!
---> '''Inmate 2''': I didn't say it was lame, I said you were lame!
---> '''Armstrong''': Shut up losers, you're both lame!
* In the first part of a two part episode that introduces Sherry, the "conversation" that Jack, Crow, Mina, and Akiza have while they're looking for a possibly missing Yusei is hilarious. And especially Akiza's frustration to the boy's seeming lack of concern or worry.
---> '''Jack:''' ''(after being questioned on how thorough his search was)'' "If you're so worried about Yusei, why don't you go look for him?"\\
'''Crow:''' "I would but, 'Clucker's Deep Fried Chicken' doesn't deliver itself. I'm on the clock."\\
'''Jack:''' "I tried that 'Ultra Crispy Crisper' the other day. It's a little heavy on the paprikia, but otherwise, I thought it..."\\
'''Akiza:''' "How are you talking about ''fast food'' right now!? What if Crow's right and something awful's happened to Yusei? Ugh! Man, these yahoos."
** And then after Crow tells her about the anonymous message he received warning of Yusei's capture...
---> '''Akiza:''' "What!? Why are you just ''now'' telling us this?"\\
'''Crow:''' "I didn't want to wanna freak anyone out."\\
'''Akiza:''' "I'm gonna ''cobble'' you when I see you!"\\
'''Jack:''' "[[CaptainObvious I believe you mean "clobber", Akiza. To cobble is to make a shoe]]."\\
'''Akiza:''' "Well, ''whatever''! Then I'm gonna cobble up some boots and use 'em to kick Crow's butt!"\\
'''Jack:''' "Heh. This Yusei thing's got you going. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that you were in love with hi-"\\
'''Akiza:''' "STOP RIGHT THERE, JACK!!"
** In the same two-parter, the assertiont of the head man of the guys who abducted Yusei that he isn't "a well balanced person", made all the more obvious as he restates this while having a remote-controlled Truck fall off an overpass right onto Yusei, Akiza, and Sherry.

* Saver's reaction to seeing [[spoiler: Carly after blasting her out of his window]].
-->'''Saver'''(To Himself) "Ok, you're having a nervous breakdown, it's the stress of your job, it's gotten to you, I hope."

---> '''Mikage''': Um, Jack, I have to disclose something. I think I might have special feelings for you.

*** Considering the Jack/Mikage/Carly love triangle, Carly would've laughed her butt off if she heard Jack say ''that'' to Mikage's face!

---> '''Armstrong''': Shut up losers, you're both lame!

---> '''Jack''': [[FamilyGuy Who the deuce are you?]]

* Episode 34 features the second half of Yusei and Kiryu's[[redirect:AxCrazy]] duel from the Dark Signer Arc, and though the scene is genuinely terrifying, Kiryu screams this beautiful line in the midst of it:

** Immediately after this, we're shown that Yusei has momentarily lost control of his D-Wheel, causing it to spin uncontrollably. Dance the dance of death, indeed.

** Immediately after this, we're shown that Yusei has momentarily lost control of his D-Wheel, causing it to spin uncontrollably. Dance the dance of death, indeed.