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** Made even funnier when [[spoiler:Hugh Jackman]] revealed the PrecisionFStrike [[http://news.moviefone.com/2011/09/26/hugh-jackman-x-men-first-class-cameo-interview/ was a huge reason for accepting the cameo]] - and that [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x22vcg4_x-marks-the-spot-mr-howlett-declines-x-men-first-class-featurette_shortfilms Rebecca Romijn wanted the line in hers too!]]
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* The second scene where the newly recruited teens are showing off their powers and getting to know one another. Raven's dancing on a table, Alex is breaking chairs on Armando (who keeps yelling "harder!"), Hank is hanging off a light fixture. [[TemptingFate Not to mention this happened shortly after Charles basically tells Moira that those young mutants are reliable.]]

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* The second scene where the newly recruited teens are showing off their powers and getting to know one another. Raven's dancing on a table, Alex is and Sean are breaking chairs on Armando (who keeps yelling "harder!"), and Hank is hanging off a light fixture. [[TemptingFate Not to mention this happened shortly after Charles basically tells Moira tried to ensure Erik that those these kids are exceptional bunch of young mutants are reliable.people.]]
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* The second scene where the newly recruited teens are showing off their powers and getting to know one another. Raven's dancing on a table, Alex is breaking chairs on Armando (who keeps yelling "harder!"), Hank is hanging off a light fixture...

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* The second scene where the newly recruited teens are showing off their powers and getting to know one another. Raven's dancing on a table, Alex is breaking chairs on Armando (who keeps yelling "harder!"), Hank is hanging off a light fixture...fixture. [[TemptingFate Not to mention this happened shortly after Charles basically tells Moira that those young mutants are reliable.]]

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---> '''Banshee:''' (''to Xavier'') I trust you!
---> '''Xavier:''' I'm touched.
---> '''Banshee:''' (''about Hank'') I ''don't'' trust him.
---> '''Xavier:''' (''to Hank'') Say nothing.
---> '''Banshee:''' I'M GOING TO DIE!
---> '''Xavier:''' All right, look. We're not going to make you do anything you aren't comfort--
---> '''Erik:''' Here, let me help. (''shove'')
---> '''Banshee:''' AAAAAHHH!

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---> '''Banshee:''' --->'''Banshee:''' (''to Xavier'') I trust you!
--->
you!\\
'''Xavier:''' I'm touched.
--->
touched.\\
'''Banshee:''' (''about Hank'') I ''don't'' trust him.
--->
him.\\
'''Xavier:''' (''to Hank'') Say nothing.
--->
nothing.\\
'''Banshee:''' I'M GOING TO DIE!
--->
DIE!\\
'''Xavier:''' All right, look. We're not going to make you do anything you aren't comfort--
--->
comfort--\\
'''Erik:''' Here, let me help. (''shove'')
--->
(''shove'')\\
'''Banshee:''' AAAAAHHH!



--> '''Banshee''': Whoa! ''You'' back right off!
--> (''Erik knowingly smirks and raises hands apologetically'')

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--> '''Banshee''': --->'''Banshee''': Whoa! ''You'' back right off!
-->
off!\\
(''Erik knowingly smirks and raises hands apologetically'')



--> '''Charles''': Yah! For God's sake, Raven! Where are your clothes? Put, put, put some clothes on!
* And from the deleted scenes, [[spoiler:Dragneto]].
** Particularly Xavier's line immediately afterwards.
---> '''Erik''': What?
---> '''Xavier''': [[HoYay You've never looked more beautiful, darling.]]

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--> '''Charles''': -->'''Charles''': Yah! For God's sake, Raven! Where are your clothes? Put, put, put some clothes on!
* And from the deleted scenes, [[spoiler:Dragneto]].
** Particularly
the infamous Dragneto, plus Xavier's line immediately afterwards.
---> '''Erik''': What?
--->
-->'''Erik''': What?\\
'''Xavier''': [[HoYay You've never looked more beautiful, darling.]]
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-->'''Raven:''' I'm sleepy, will you read to me?
-->'''Charles:''' I can't. I have my thesis coming up, I have to study.
-->'''Raven:''' Fine, read that, your thesis always sends me right off.

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-->'''Raven:''' I'm sleepy, will you read to me?
-->'''Charles:'''
me?\\
'''Charles:'''
I can't. I have my thesis coming up, I have to study.
-->'''Raven:'''
study.\\
'''Raven:'''
Fine, read that, your thesis always sends me right off.



** What makes it great is that, as a PG-13 film, they had exactly one "fuck" to use before bumping up the rating to an "R". So they gave it to [[spoiler:Wolverine]].

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** What makes it great is that, as a PG-13 film, they had exactly one "fuck" to use before bumping up the rating to an "R". "R." So they gave it to [[spoiler:Wolverine]].

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-->"Never looked better, man!"\\
"Kinky!"\\
"More tea, vicar?"
* "Don't touch the hair." ''[[TemptingFate Oh]] [[FutureBadass Char]][[BaldOfAwesome les...]]''

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-->"Never looked better, man!"\\
"Kinky!"\\
-->"Kinky!"\\
"More tea, vicar?"
vicar?"\\
"Never looked better, man!"
* "Don't touch the my hair." ''[[TemptingFate Oh]] [[FutureBadass Char]][[BaldOfAwesome les...]]''



* Emma Frost uses her powers to make an illusion of herself for a Russian general to have sex with while they are "negotiating". Charles and Erik burst in and see the general making love to thin air, and the two of them share a prolonged, silent "WTF?" reaction.

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* Emma Frost uses her powers to make an illusion of herself for a Russian general to have sex with while they are "negotiating". "negotiating." Charles and Erik burst in and see the general making love to thin air, and the two of them share a prolonged, silent "WTF?" reaction.



---> '''Xavier:''' All right, look. We're not going to make you do anything you aren't comfor -

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---> '''Xavier:''' All right, look. We're not going to make you do anything you aren't comfor -comfort--



---> '''Banshee:''' AAAHHHHH!

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---> '''Banshee:''' AAAHHHHH!AAAAAHHH!



--> '''Charles''': Yah! For God's sake, Raven! Where are your clothes? Put, put, put some clothes on!



---> '''Xavier''': [[HoYay You've never looked more wonderful, darling.]]
* A RealLife example: When JamesMcAvoy learned he got the role of Charles Xavier, he shaved his head without telling the producers because everyone knows Professor X is bald. Turned out that they needed him to keep his hair because Charles still has it in the era that the film takes place, which resulted in [=McAvoy=] having to wear a wig in some scenes while his real hair grew back all the way. Whoops!

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---> '''Xavier''': [[HoYay You've never looked more wonderful, beautiful, darling.]]
* A RealLife example: When JamesMcAvoy Creator/JamesMcAvoy learned he got the role of Charles Xavier, he shaved his head without telling the producers because everyone knows Professor X is bald. Turned out that they needed him to keep his hair because Charles still has it in the era that the film takes place, which resulted in [=McAvoy=] having to wear a wig in some scenes while his real hair grew back all the way.extensions throughout filming. Whoops!

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X8B9rwnoYs This is what the trailer for ''First Class'' would've looked like if it were marketed as a family comedy.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NJBoRMG9W8 In this crossover parody]] between ''First Class'' and ''Film/CasinoRoyale'' (which is appropriate because XMFC was inspired by '60s-era James Bond films), Erik Lehnsherr is 007, Moira [=MacTaggert=] is M, Sebastian Shaw is Le Chiffre, and Charles Xavier is... well, let's just say that the character he embodies also has access to money and harbours a strong aversion towards violence.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz-lzpbmzNk A Samsung Jet advert]] narrated by Professor X instead of Creator/JamesMcAvoy, and starring mutants instead of human actors.
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-->'''Raven:''' Fine read that, your thesis always sends me right off.

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-->'''Raven:''' Fine Fine, read that, your thesis always sends me right off.

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* Charles' hilariously bad "mutations" pickup line. Particularly the second time around. Even funnier is that first time around it appears to be working! What makes it even ''more'' funny is that it's basically the same speech that (with Xavier narrating) opens the first X-Men movie, so it's essentially a PatrickStewartSpeech being used to pick up chicks.

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* Charles' hilariously bad "mutations" pickup line. Particularly line, particularly the second time around. Even funnier is that first time around when he hits on Amy, it appears to be working! What makes it even ''more'' funny comical is that it's basically the same speech that (with Xavier narrating) that opens the first X-Men movie, so it's essentially a PatrickStewartSpeech being used to pick up chicks.flirt with chicks.
* Early in the film:
-->'''Raven:''' I'm sleepy, will you read to me?
-->'''Charles:''' I can't. I have my thesis coming up, I have to study.
-->'''Raven:''' Fine read that, your thesis always sends me right off.



-->'''Moira:''' Congratulations.\\
'''Xavier:''' Oh, thank you. It's harder than it looks.\\
'''Moira:''' I was referring to your thesis.

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-->'''Moira:''' Congratulations.Congratulations, professor.\\
'''Xavier:''' Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. It's much harder than it looks.looks, actually.\\
'''Moira:''' I was referring to No, on your thesis.presentation.



-->'''Professor Charles Xavier''': Would you like to see another magic trick?\\
'''Man In Black Suit''': Yes!\\
'''Professor Charles Xavier''': (''Using powers, gives order'') Get in the car.\\
'''Man In Black Suit''': Good idea.

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-->'''Professor Charles -->'''Charles Xavier''': Would you like to see another magic trick?\\
'''Man In Black Suit''': Black''': Yes!\\
'''Professor Charles '''Charles Xavier''': (''Using powers, gives order'') Get in the car.\\
'''Man In Black Suit''': Black''': Good idea.



* The part where Sebastian Shaw 'demonstrates' the Magneto helmet, sweet-talks Emma Frost, basically calling her the most beautiful woman he's ever met. She gives a beaming smile... then [[MoodWhiplash out of nowhere,]] [[StayInTheKitchen he orders her to get ice for his drink]].
* The second scene where the newly recruited teens are showing off their powers and getting to know one another. Raven's dancing on a table, Alex is breaking chairs on Armando (who keeps yelling "harder!"), Hank is hanging off a light fixture...



* Shaw invades the CIA building to talk to the mutants Xavier has gathered, and asks Azazel if the other telepath is around--he says he isn't, and Shaw says, relieved, that at least he can take the silly-looking helmet off.



* And from the deleted scenes, [[spoiler: Dragneto]]:

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* After a TrainingMontage of Havok shooting everywhere ''but'' his target, Xavier tells Havok he's now good enough to shoot the mannequin which is right between Hank and Xavier. [[OnSecondThought They then edge away from the dummy.]]
* When Erik convinces Raven to stick to her true blue form, she goes down to talk to Charles with no outer clothing, which startles him. Although she takes this to re-affirm that she's done hiding her true self, Charles's awkwardness is more from the fact she's technically stark naked and he considers them LikeBrotherAndSister.
* And from the deleted scenes, [[spoiler: Dragneto]]:[[spoiler:Dragneto]].



---> '''Xavier''': [[HoYay Nothing, you've never looked more wonderful, darling.]]
* The part where Sebastian Shaw 'demonstrates' the Magneto helmet, sweet-talks Emma Frost, basically calling her the most beautiful woman he's ever met. She gives a beaming smile... then [[MoodWhiplash out of nowhere,]] [[StayInTheKitchen he orders her to get ice for his drink]].
* After a TrainingMontage of Havok shooting everywhere ''but'' his target, Xavier tells Havok he's now good enough to shoot the dummy which is right between Hank and Xavier. [[OnSecondThought They then edge away from the dummy.]]
* Shaw invades the CIA building to talk to the mutants Xavier has gathered, and asks Emma if the other telepath is around -- she says he isn't, and Shaw says, relieved, that at least he can take the silly-looking helmet off.
* When Erik convinces Raven to stick to her true blue form, she goes down to talk to Charles with no outer clothing, which startles him. Although she takes this to re-affirm that she's done hiding her true self, Charles's awkwardness is more from the fact she's technically stark naked and he considers them LikeBrotherAndSister.

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---> '''Xavier''': [[HoYay Nothing, you've You've never looked more wonderful, darling.]]
* The part where Sebastian Shaw 'demonstrates' the Magneto helmet, sweet-talks Emma Frost, basically calling her the most beautiful woman he's ever met. She gives a beaming smile... then [[MoodWhiplash out of nowhere,]] [[StayInTheKitchen he orders her to get ice for his drink]].
* After a TrainingMontage of Havok shooting everywhere ''but'' his target, Xavier tells Havok he's now good enough to shoot the dummy which is right between Hank and Xavier. [[OnSecondThought They then edge away from the dummy.]]
* Shaw invades the CIA building to talk to the mutants Xavier has gathered, and asks Emma if the other telepath is around -- she says he isn't, and Shaw says, relieved, that at least he can take the silly-looking helmet off.
* When Erik convinces Raven to stick to her true blue form, she goes down to talk to Charles with no outer clothing, which startles him. Although she takes this to re-affirm that she's done hiding her true self, Charles's awkwardness is more from the fact she's technically stark naked and he considers them LikeBrotherAndSister.
]]



* Early in the film:
-->'''Raven:''' Read me a bed-time story?
-->'''Charles:''' I need to work on my thesis.
-->'''Raven:''' So read me your thesis, that always sends me right off.
* The second scene where the newly recruited teens are showing off their powers and getting to know one another. Raven's dancing on a table, Alex is breaking chairs on Armando (who keeps yelling "harder!"), Hank is hanging off a light fixture...

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* Early in the film:
-->'''Raven:''' Read me a bed-time story?
-->'''Charles:''' I need to work on my thesis.
-->'''Raven:''' So read me your thesis, that always sends me right off.
* The second scene where the newly recruited teens are showing off their powers and getting to know one another. Raven's dancing on a table, Alex is breaking chairs on Armando (who keeps yelling "harder!"), Hank is hanging off a light fixture...
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* The second scene where the newly recruited teens are showing off their powers and getting to know one another. Raven's dancing on a table, Alex is breaking chairs on Armando (who keeps yelling "harder!"), Hank is hanging off a light fixture...
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* Shaw lampshading the fact that the telepathy-blocking helmet is rather silly-looking.

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* Shaw lampshading invades the fact CIA building to talk to the mutants Xavier has gathered, and asks Emma if the other telepath is around -- she says he isn't, and Shaw says, relieved, that at least he can take the telepathy-blocking silly-looking helmet is rather silly-looking.off.

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* Early in the film:
-->'''Raven:''' Read me a bed-time story?
-->'''Charles:''' I need to work on my thesis.
-->'''Raven:''' So read me your thesis, that always sends me right off.
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* A RealLife example: When JamesMcAvoy learned he got the role of Charles Xavier, he shaved his head without telling the producers because everyone knows Professor X is bald. Turned out that they needed him to keep his hair because Charles still has it in the era that the film takes place, which resulted in [=McAvoy=] having to wear a wig in some scenes while his real hair grew back all the way. Whoops!
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* When Erik convinces Raven to stick to her true blue form, she goes down to talk to Charles with no outer clothing, which startles him. Although she takes this to re-affirm that she's done hiding her true self, Charles's awkwardness is more from the fact she's technically stark naked and he considers them LikeBrotherAndSister.
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* Shaw lampshading the fact that the telepathy-blocking helmet is rather silly-looking.
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Smoking and drinking are not forbidden in films.


** What makes this more funny and badass is how he is smoking and drinking, in an age where these are pretty much verboten in films. And just the casual way he bitch slaps two of the most powerful mutants and their reaction is all, "Okay, we'll leave him be."

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* After a TrainingMontage of Havok shooting everywhere ''but'' his target, Xavier tells Havok he's now good enough to shoot the dummy which is right between Hank and Xavier. [[OnSecondThought They then edge away from the dummy.]]
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** What makes this more funny and badass is how he is smoking and drinking, in an age where these are pretty much verboten in films. And just the casual way he bitch slaps two of the most powerful mutants and their reaction is all, "Okay, we'll leave him be."
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* The part where Sebastian Shaw sweet-talks Emma Frost, basically calling her the most beautiful woman he's ever met. She gives a beaming smile... then [[MoodWhiplash out of nowhere, he orders her to get ice for his drink]].

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* The part where Sebastian Shaw 'demonstrates' the Magneto helmet, sweet-talks Emma Frost, basically calling her the most beautiful woman he's ever met. She gives a beaming smile... then [[MoodWhiplash out of nowhere, nowhere,]] [[StayInTheKitchen he orders her to get ice for his drink]].
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--> '''Banshee''': Whoa! ''You'' back right off!\\

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--> '''Banshee''': Whoa! ''You'' back right off!\\off!
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* Charles' hilariously bad "mutations" pickup line. Particularly the second time around. Even funnier is that first time round it appears to be working! What makes it even ''more'' funny is that it's basically the same speech that (with Xavier narrating) opens the first X-Men movie, so it's essentially a PatrickStewartSpeech being used to pick up chicks.

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* Charles' hilariously bad "mutations" pickup line. Particularly the second time around. Even funnier is that first time round around it appears to be working! What makes it even ''more'' funny is that it's basically the same speech that (with Xavier narrating) opens the first X-Men movie, so it's essentially a PatrickStewartSpeech being used to pick up chicks.



'''Professor Charles Xavier''': [''Using powers, gives order''] Get in the car.\\

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'''Professor Charles Xavier''': [''Using (''Using powers, gives order''] order'') Get in the car.\\



---> '''Banshee:''' *to Xavier* I trust you!

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---> '''Banshee:''' *to Xavier* (''to Xavier'') I trust you!



---> '''Banshee:''' *about Hank* I ''don't'' trust him.
---> '''Xavier:''' *to Hank* Say nothing.

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---> '''Banshee:''' *about Hank* (''about Hank'') I ''don't'' trust him.
---> '''Xavier:''' *to Hank* (''to Hank'') Say nothing.



---> '''Xavier:''' All right, look. We're not going to make you do anything you aren't comfor-
---> '''Erik:''' Here, let me help. *SHOVE*

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---> '''Xavier:''' All right, look. We're not going to make you do anything you aren't comfor-
comfor -
---> '''Erik:''' Here, let me help. *SHOVE*(''shove'')



--> *Erik knowingly smirks and raises hands apologetically*

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--> *Erik (''Erik knowingly smirks and raises hands apologetically*apologetically'')
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* Erik knowingly smirks and raises hands apologetically*

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* Erik --> *Erik knowingly smirks and raises hands apologetically*




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* The part where Sebastian Shaw sweet-talks Emma Frost, basically calling her the most beautiful woman he's ever met. She gives a beaming smile... then [[MoodWhiplash out of nowhere, he orders her to get ice for his drink]].
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* "Don't touch the hair." ''[[TemptingFate Oh Charles...]]''

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* "Don't touch the hair." ''[[TemptingFate Oh Charles...Oh]] [[FutureBadass Char]][[BaldOfAwesome les...]]''
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---> '''Xavier''': Nothing, you've never looked more wonderful darling.

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---> '''Xavier''': [[HoYay Nothing, you've never looked more wonderful darling.
wonderful, darling.]]
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--> '''Banshee:''' *to Xavier* I trust you!
--> '''Xavier:''' I'm touched.
--> '''Banshee:''' *about Hank* I ''don't'' trust him.
--> '''Xavier:''' *to Hank* Say nothing.
--> '''Banshee:''' I'M GOING TO DIE!
--> '''Xavier:''' All right, look. We're not going to make you do anything you aren't comfor-
--> '''Erik:''' Here, let me help. *SHOVE*
--> '''Banshee:''' AAAHHHHH!

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--> ---> '''Banshee:''' *to Xavier* I trust you!
--> ---> '''Xavier:''' I'm touched.
--> ---> '''Banshee:''' *about Hank* I ''don't'' trust him.
--> ---> '''Xavier:''' *to Hank* Say nothing.
--> ---> '''Banshee:''' I'M GOING TO DIE!
--> ---> '''Xavier:''' All right, look. We're not going to make you do anything you aren't comfor-
--> ---> '''Erik:''' Here, let me help. *SHOVE*
--> ---> '''Banshee:''' AAAHHHHH!



-->'''Xavier''': Erik!\\

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-->'''Xavier''': --->'''Xavier''': Erik!\\



--> '''Banshee''': Whoa! ''You'' back way off man!\\
* Erik knowingly smirks and raises hands apologetically*
* And from the deleted scenes [[spoiler: Dragneto]]

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--> '''Banshee''': Whoa! ''You'' back way off man!\\
* Erik
right off!\\
*Erik
knowingly smirks and raises hands apologetically*
* And from the deleted scenes scenes, [[spoiler: Dragneto]]Dragneto]]:



--> '''Erik''': What?
--> '''Xavier''': Nothing, you've never looked more wonderful darling.

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--> ---> '''Erik''': What?
--> ---> '''Xavier''': Nothing, you've never looked more wonderful darling.

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** Particularly Xavier's line immediately afterwards.
--> '''Erik''': What?
--> '''Xavier''': Nothing, you've never looked more wonderful darling.
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** What makes it great is that, as a PG-13 film, they had exactly one "fuck" to use before bumping up the rating to an "R". So they gave it to [[spoiler:Wolverine]].
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* Charles' hilariously bad "mutations" pickup line. Particularly the second time around. Even funnier is that first time round it appears to be working! What makes it even ''more'' funny is that it's basically the same speech that (with Xavier narrating) opens the first X-Men movie, so it's basically a PatrickStewartSpeech being used to pick up chicks.

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* Charles' hilariously bad "mutations" pickup line. Particularly the second time around. Even funnier is that first time round it appears to be working! What makes it even ''more'' funny is that it's basically the same speech that (with Xavier narrating) opens the first X-Men movie, so it's basically essentially a PatrickStewartSpeech being used to pick up chicks.

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* When Charles convinces the Man in Black to come with them.
-->'''Professor Charles Xavier''': Would you like to see another magic trick?\\
'''Man In Black Suit''': Yes!\\
'''Professor Charles Xavier''': [''Using powers, gives order''] Get in the car.\\
'''Man In Black Suit''': Good idea.



* When Charles convinces the Man in Black to come with them.
-->'''Professor Charles Xavier''': Would you like to see another magic trick?\\
'''Man In Black Suit''': Yes!\\
'''Professor Charles Xavier''': [''Using powers, gives order''] Get in the car.\\
'''Man In Black Suit''': Good idea.

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* When Charles convinces the Man in Black to come with them.
-->'''Professor Charles Xavier''': Would you like to see another magic trick?\\
'''Man In Black Suit''': Yes!\\
'''Professor Charles Xavier''': [''Using powers, gives order''] Get in the car.\\
'''Man In Black Suit''': Good idea.
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* Charles' hilariously bad "mutations" pickup line. Particularly the second time around. Even funnier is that first time round it appears to be working! What makes it even ''more'' funny is that it's basically the same speech that (with Xavier narrating) opens the first X-Men movie, so it's basically a PatrickStewartSpeech being used to pick up chicks.
* When Moira finds Xavier drinking a yard of ale after he had just read his thesis on mutations.
-->'''Moira:''' Congratulations.\\
'''Xavier:''' Oh, thank you. It's harder than it looks.\\
'''Moira:''' I was referring to your thesis.
* Erik has plenty of these, strangely.
-->"Never looked better, man!"\\
"Kinky!"\\
"More tea, vicar?"
* "Don't touch the hair." ''[[TemptingFate Oh Charles...]]''
* [[spoiler:Wolverine's]] cameo. Charles and Erik walk into a bar where he is having a drink, only for him to send them off with a single line.
-->"[[PrecisionFStrike Go fuck yourselves.]]"
* Emma Frost uses her powers to make an illusion of herself for a Russian general to have sex with while they are "negotiating". Charles and Erik burst in and see the general making love to thin air, and the two of them share a prolonged, silent "WTF?" reaction.
** "Nice trick."
* Havok and Banshee get a few during the training montage, with the former making Charles rush for the fire extinguisher in a panic and getting knocked over by his power, and the latter failing to fly from a window and landing in the hedge, and then getting pushed (by Erik) off the top of a satellite dish.
** Doubly hilarious is the conversation just before he's pushed.
--> '''Banshee:''' *to Xavier* I trust you!
--> '''Xavier:''' I'm touched.
--> '''Banshee:''' *about Hank* I ''don't'' trust him.
--> '''Xavier:''' *to Hank* Say nothing.
--> '''Banshee:''' I'M GOING TO DIE!
--> '''Xavier:''' All right, look. We're not going to make you do anything you aren't comfor-
--> '''Erik:''' Here, let me help. *SHOVE*
--> '''Banshee:''' AAAHHHHH!
** This bit afterwards:
-->'''Xavier''': Erik!\\
'''Erik''': What? You know you were thinking the same.
** And then later this scene comes back in an amusing way when Banshee is about to drop out of the Blackbird to locate Shaw's submarine, where he notices Erik is coming up behind him to the open bay doors. Clearly, getting pushed from a great height once by Erik was enough.
--> '''Banshee''': Whoa! ''You'' back way off man!\\
* Erik knowingly smirks and raises hands apologetically*
* And from the deleted scenes [[spoiler: Dragneto]]
* When Charles convinces the Man in Black to come with them.
-->'''Professor Charles Xavier''': Would you like to see another magic trick?\\
'''Man In Black Suit''': Yes!\\
'''Professor Charles Xavier''': [''Using powers, gives order''] Get in the car.\\
'''Man In Black Suit''': Good idea.
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