History Funny / XMenEvolution

** First Tabitha breaks the bathroom door to borrow mouth wash and walks in on Todd's monthly shower. Later she breaks the newly-fixed door and, again, walks in on Todd. We don't see what he's doing, but she says that he doesn't have to get up. He then tells her he's buying her her own mouth wash.

* The end of "X-treme Measures". Professor Xavier is sitting in the back of his car, and tells Logan he's ready to head back to the mansion. Problem is, Logan gave the keys to [[spoiler:Kitty, the girl with a permit and the habit of ''phasing through'' traffic hazards]]...
** As [[spoiler: Kitty]] drives off, you can see the professor pressed up against the window in abject terror. This is the guy who faced down '''Apocalypse''' without flinching.
** What makes it better is that Logan [[spoiler: volunteered to take Kitty practice driving because Scott and Jean spent the whole episode dodging her (for good reason) to get out of it and Logan jumped at the chance of Xavier's offer for a ''dangerous mission.'' This is his form of payback.]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Logan''' (''to Kitty during the lesson''): Wait for the gate! ''WAIT FOR THE GATE!'']]

-->'''Toad''': Look at me! I'm Pietro! I'm Pietro! Oh, wait, hold on! I gotta go to the moon! (Strikes a pose) Ok, I'm back!

--> '''Pietro:''' *speeds away* See you outside the blast zone!

--> '''Jamie:''' (Face drops) Uh oh! (Runs off screaming, the others try to run but are in too much pain)

--> '''Kitty:''' (Phases into the chopper's controls) And this is your weapons system!
--> '''Both:''' Bye! (Teleport out)
** Bonus points if one knows anything about attack helicopters [[spoiler:The weapons system control is on the other side of the cockpit!]]

* In "Mindbender", Wolverine refuses to fight [[spoiler: a mind-controlled Kitty]]. She kicks him in the shins [[spoiler:before walking through him]]. Cue Wolverine hopping in pain.

** After the [[spoiler: mind control]] wears off...
--> [[spoiler: '''Kitty:''']] "Whoa, what's going on? How did we get here?"\\
'''Wolverine:''' (sitting on a crate rubbing his shin) "Yeah, sure, now you're all better..."

--> '''Mystique:''' *hauls him up by his T-shirt and throws him into the next room*
--> '''Toad:''' (offscreen) Yep, it's you.

-->'''Duncan:''' "Summers?! What the heck are you doing?!"
-->'''Scott:''' "Checking your chlorine level!"

-->'''Iceman:''' "There's no off-switch in the real world, bub."

-->(''cut to Quicksilver lazing about, while Toad inks Blob's face while he's asleep)

* From "Grim Reminder", Logan had gone off the rails because of his past. While Kitty had earlier snuck aboard the X-Jet without knowing he was going to take it; she just wanted to have some privacy. Kurt also bamfs himself there, and when Logan finds them, he flies into a rage before locking them outside the cockpit to protect them from himself. Kurt soon freaks over the crazy man flying the plane Kitty suggests teleporting out, which leads to this.

* From "Grim Reminder", Logan had gone off the rails because of his past and Kitty sneaks aboard the X-Jet without knowing he was going to take it; she just wanted to have some privacy. Kurt also bamfs himself there, and when Logan finds them he flies into a rage before locking them outside the cockpit to protect them from himself. When Kurt freaks over the crazy man flying the plane Kitty suggests teleporting out, which leads to this.

---> '''Kitty:''' No, he shut himself in. So we'd be safe.
---> '''Kurt:''' THERE'S A CRAZY PERSON FLYING THE PLANE!! You call that safe?!
* In "Sins of the Son", Nightcrawler and Shadowcat get sick at the same time. His case is worse than hers because, every time he sneezes, he teleports. And so, with Kitty holding on to him, he starts sneezing in his sleep and bamfing them just about everywhere (even into a classroom during classtime - with both still in their [=PJs=]!). When Kurt wakes up, feeling healed from his condition, all he sees is Kitty covered in mud and branches... and glaring angrily at him.

* W"Walk on the Wild Side", giving us the following in Lance's jeep (which was "borrowed" by Boom-Boom):

-->'''Beast:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck And here we go...]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Time for a Seventh Inning Stretch.]]\\

* Combined with GettingCrapPastTheRadar in "Walk on the Wild Side", giving us the following in Lance's jeep (which was "borrowed" by Boom-Boom):

** More GettingCrapPastTheRadar in "Walk on the Wild Side", if you listen closely when Magma walks into her first class a background character can be heard saying: "You and Anne, huh? Nice!"
** Even ''more'' GettingCrapPastTheRadar in "Walk on the Wild Side": first Tabitha breaks the bathroom door to borrow mouth wash and walks in on Todd's monthly shower. Later she breaks the newly-fixed door and, again, walks in on Todd. We don't see what he's doing, but she says that he doesn't have to get up. He then tells her he's buying her her own mouth wash.

** When X-23 returns in the episode "Target X", she's quick to complain about Logan's "slow" HealingFactor. He's quick to point out there's a fairly good reason for it.

* This line said by Wolverine in response to Nightcrawler in Speed and Spyke.