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* ''Legion of X'' #7 has Sinister and Doctor Nemesis [[SnarkToSnarkCombat insult each other's genius]].
** It eventually leads to Sinister commenting on Doctor Nemesis's mutant ability and intellect.
---> "''Mm'', what's your mutation again, Nemesis? "Self-evolved intellect," wasn't it? So your uncanny ability is to '''''always wanting to be cleverer that you actually are?''''' Got it, got it. [-Bet that's not the only thing he self-evolves, if you know what I mean.-]
** It eventually leads to Sinister commenting on Doctor Nemesis's mutant ability and intellect.
---> "''Mm'', what's your mutation again, Nemesis? "Self-evolved intellect," wasn't it? So your uncanny ability is to '''''always wanting to be cleverer that you actually are?''''' Got it, got it. [-Bet that's not the only thing he self-evolves, if you know what I mean.-]
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-->'''Spider-Man''': Already, you mutant misfits, I've had it! One cataclysmic climax coming in which a slightly soggy Spider-Man creams four X-Men! Also, turn around when I'm yelling at you, it's not polite to ignore a threat!
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-->'''Spider-Man''': Already, All right, you mutant misfits, I've had it! One cataclysmic climax coming in which a slightly soggy Spider-Man creams four X-Men! Also, turn around when I'm yelling at you, it's not polite to ignore a threat!
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* ''X-Force'' Vol 6 #32 reveals that the Shadow Room, X-Force's souped-up and more dangerous version of the Danger Room, has a program listed as [[PowerPerversionPotential Sexy Time]] that only Beast has access to.
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** Later, Xavier apologises to Hank for not being able to pin Connors down, as his mind is too much like the alligators' now, but he thinks he's got it.
-->'''Hank''': So you think you may have a lead?
-->'''Xavier''': Yes -
-->''*Lizard attacks*''
-->'''Xavier''': I believe he is attached to your right leg.
-->'''Hank''': So you think you may have a lead?
-->'''Xavier''': Yes -
-->''*Lizard attacks*''
-->'''Xavier''': I believe he is attached to your right leg.
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* ''X-Men: First Class'' had some gems.
** Issue 2 was intended to be a BeachEpisode in Florida, and is for Bobby, Scott, and Jean, while Warren and Hank hunt down the Lizard in the Florida swamps to try and cure him. Warren is consoling himself by imagining that the ever-serious Scott is probably making them run drills. Cue GilliganCut to Scott cheerfully asking Bobby to top up the ice in his drink.
** A few panels later, Xavier tells Bobby to go inside and get some shade because his mutation makes him vulnerable to sunburn. Then, solely to Scott (who is now alone with Jean), he adds:
-->'''Xavier''': And Scott... don't say I never did anything for you.
** Issue 2 was intended to be a BeachEpisode in Florida, and is for Bobby, Scott, and Jean, while Warren and Hank hunt down the Lizard in the Florida swamps to try and cure him. Warren is consoling himself by imagining that the ever-serious Scott is probably making them run drills. Cue GilliganCut to Scott cheerfully asking Bobby to top up the ice in his drink.
** A few panels later, Xavier tells Bobby to go inside and get some shade because his mutation makes him vulnerable to sunburn. Then, solely to Scott (who is now alone with Jean), he adds:
-->'''Xavier''': And Scott... don't say I never did anything for you.
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-->'''Spider-Man''': Already, you mutant misfits, I've had it! One cataclysmic climax coming in which a slightly soggy Spider-Man creams four X-Men! Also, turn around when I'm yelling, it's not polite to ignore a threat!
** Then, when the Beast tries to apologize, Spider-Man smacks his hand awaywhile declaring "you're a bunch of full-time nuts!" To top it all off, Spidey mutters on his classic bad luck as "they all drive off in a Rolls-Royce and I stand here soaked with the first signs of a summer cold!"
** Then, when the Beast tries to apologize, Spider-Man smacks his hand awaywhile declaring "you're a bunch of full-time nuts!" To top it all off, Spidey mutters on his classic bad luck as "they all drive off in a Rolls-Royce and I stand here soaked with the first signs of a summer cold!"
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-->'''Spider-Man''': Already, you mutant misfits, I've had it! One cataclysmic climax coming in which a slightly soggy Spider-Man creams four X-Men! Also, turn around when I'm yelling, yelling at you, it's not polite to ignore a threat!
** Then, when the Beast tries to apologize, Spider-Man smacks his handawaywhile away while declaring "you're a bunch of full-time nuts!" To top it all off, Spidey mutters on about his classic bad luck as "they all drive off in a Rolls-Royce and I stand here soaked with the first signs of a summer cold!"
** Then, when the Beast tries to apologize, Spider-Man smacks his hand
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* TheX-Men's first ever fight with Spider-Man, who they mistake for a mutant villain. Notably, they're talking on communicator with Jean as Spider-Man rises up from where he fell into a pond.
-->'''Spider-Man''': Already, you mutant misfits, I've had it! One cataclysmic climax coming where a slightly soggy Spider-Man creams four X-Men! Also, turn around when I'm yelling, it's not polite to ignore a threat!
-->'''Spider-Man''': Already, you mutant misfits, I've had it! One cataclysmic climax coming where a slightly soggy Spider-Man creams four X-Men! Also, turn around when I'm yelling, it's not polite to ignore a threat!
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* TheX-Men's first ever The X-Men's first-ever fight with Spider-Man, who they mistake for a mutant villain. Notably, they're talking on communicator with Jean as Spider-Man rises up from where he fell into a pond.
-->'''Spider-Man''': Already, you mutant misfits, I've had it! One cataclysmic climax comingwhere in which a slightly soggy Spider-Man creams four X-Men! Also, turn around when I'm yelling, it's not polite to ignore a threat!
-->'''Spider-Man''': Already, you mutant misfits, I've had it! One cataclysmic climax coming
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* TheX-Men's first ever fight with Spider-Man, who they mistake for a mutant villain. Notably, they're talking on communicator with Jean as Spider-Man rises up from where he fell into a pond.
-->'''Spider-Man''': Already, you mutant misfits, I've had it! One cataclysmic climax coming where a slightly soggy Spider-Man creams four X-Men! Also, turn around when I'm yelling, it's not polite to ignore a threat!
** Then, when the Beast tries to apologize, Spider-Man smacks his hand awaywhile declaring "you're a bunch of full-time nuts!" To top it all off, Spidey mutters on his classic bad luck as "they all drive off in a Rolls-Royce and I stand here soaked with the first signs of a summer cold!"
-->'''Spider-Man''': Already, you mutant misfits, I've had it! One cataclysmic climax coming where a slightly soggy Spider-Man creams four X-Men! Also, turn around when I'm yelling, it's not polite to ignore a threat!
** Then, when the Beast tries to apologize, Spider-Man smacks his hand awaywhile declaring "you're a bunch of full-time nuts!" To top it all off, Spidey mutters on his classic bad luck as "they all drive off in a Rolls-Royce and I stand here soaked with the first signs of a summer cold!"
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-->'''Zsen:''' Good. You're very pretty. Your skin reminds me of a lichen that grows on the battlefields of Amenth. We ought to fuck.[[note]]The actual word used in the comic is $%&#, but you take the meaning./[[note]]
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-->'''Zsen:''' Good. You're very pretty. Your skin reminds me of a lichen that grows on the battlefields of Amenth. We ought to fuck.[[note]]The actual word used in the comic is $%&#, but you take the meaning./[[note]][[/note]]
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* In the first issue of ''Legion of X'', we have a meeting between Storm, the newly crowned Queen of Mars, and Nightcrawler, where he teases her about her new role until she jokingly tells him to knock it off or she'll "shove a royal thunderbolt up his indigo ass", and his first meeting with Zsen, where the poor fellow is left completely flat-footed:
-->'''Nightcrawler:''' So it's Zsen, ja? You know, we were never formally introduced. I'm -
-->'''Zsen:''' - Nightcrawler, yes. Named for a worm. You're some sort of priest.
-->'''Nightcrawler:''' That's... I mean, it's complicated. I went throught the training, took the vows, but... it turned out to be this, I don't know, this crazy illusion, or... Anyway, it didn't stick. But going through all that, it has to mean ''something'', or -
-->'''Zsen:''' These vows of yours. They include celibacy?
-->'''Nightcrawler:''' That's - um. That's one of the ones that didn't stick.
-->'''Zsen:''' Good. You're very pretty. Your skin reminds me of a lichen that grows on the battlefields of Amenth. We ought to fuck.[[note]]The actual word used in the comic is $%&#, but you take the meaning./[[note]]
-->'''Nightcrawler:''' ...wuh.
-->'''Nightcrawler:''' So it's Zsen, ja? You know, we were never formally introduced. I'm -
-->'''Zsen:''' - Nightcrawler, yes. Named for a worm. You're some sort of priest.
-->'''Nightcrawler:''' That's... I mean, it's complicated. I went throught the training, took the vows, but... it turned out to be this, I don't know, this crazy illusion, or... Anyway, it didn't stick. But going through all that, it has to mean ''something'', or -
-->'''Zsen:''' These vows of yours. They include celibacy?
-->'''Nightcrawler:''' That's - um. That's one of the ones that didn't stick.
-->'''Zsen:''' Good. You're very pretty. Your skin reminds me of a lichen that grows on the battlefields of Amenth. We ought to fuck.[[note]]The actual word used in the comic is $%&#, but you take the meaning./[[note]]
-->'''Nightcrawler:''' ...wuh.
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* In the issue where the Original 5 first fight the Blob, Bobby is almost late for a briefing because he snuck off to eat ice cream. When Hank catches him and tells him to hurry, he pleads “I was, uh, conducting an experiment in keeping food refrigerated!”
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** And then issue #25 ends with an updated class list and event schedule with notes by Wolverine.
-->CLASS LIST
-->-Ethics 572: To Stab or Not To Stab, with Headmaster Logan.
-->-Lockpicking 101, with Headmistress Munroe. [[note]]Wolvie: "No damn way. I have a hard enough time keeping the Bamfs out of my office."[[/note]]
-->-Mind Fighting, with Professor Rachel Grey. Advanced mental combat techniques.
--->''Warning: This class does involve some risk of serious brain injury.'' [[note]]Wolvie: "Make sure Quire signs up for this."[[/note]]
-->-Ballet and the Art of the Dance, with Professor Pryde.
-->-Kendo and the Art of the Samurai, with Professor Pryde.
-->-Advanced Calculus, with Professor Drake.
--->''Note: Free Slushies! Ferris Wheel made of ice! Snowball fights every Tuesday!''
-->-Advanced Mutagenic Research Lab, with Dr. [=McCoy=].
--->''Warning: This class does involve some risk of further genetic mutations.''
-->-Life and Death Drawing, with Warbird Naganandini. The art of drawing the nude female form, when said form is armed with swords and trying to kill you. [[note]]Wolvie: "Not sure about this one. Maybe if I could see a few live demonstrations first."[[/note]]
-->-Non-Contact Sports, with Coach Rogue.
-->-Music 303: The History of Funk, with Funkmeister Doop.
-->-Blackbird Flight Simulator 308, with Headmaster Logan. Simulations include Swarm of the Insect Sentinels, Surface-to-Air Super Villains and Giant Robot Rampage.
-->EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVIES [[note]]Wolvie: "activi'''t'''ies"[[/note]]
-->-Grey School Bowling Team, with Captain Doop. Upcoming opponents include the Salem Center Fire Department, the Yancy Street Hurlers, S.W.O.R.D.'s Interplanetary Strike Squadron and Matt Murdock & the Blind Boys of Bowling.
-->-Gardening Club, with Headmistress Munroe. Meets every Monday in the Elevated Arboretum in Sky Tower Alpha.
-->-Storm Divers Club, with Headmistress Munroe. Meets every Thursday on the roof of Sky Tower Alpha.
-->-Time Travel Club, with Dr. [=McCoy=]. What other famous people should we bring into the present? [[note]]Wolvie: "Very funny, Hank. Keep it up and I'll trade you to Alpha Flight for Sasquatch."[[/note]]
-->-Track Team, with Coach Jean-Paul Beaubier. Upcoming opponents include Salem Center High School, the Yancy Street Streakers, the Shi'ar Imperial Speed Guard and the Wakandan Olympic team.
-->-Amateur Spelunkers Club, with Janitor Toad. [[note]]Wolvie: "Has anybody cleared this with Krakoa?"[[/note]]
-->SPECIAL EVENTS
-->-September 1, the inaugural celebration of Xavier Day, a mutant holiday honoring the life and work of Charles Xavier.
-->-First Annual Westchester Mardi Gras Parade, with Grandmaster Remy [=LeBeau=].
-->-"Becoming The Superior Scientist," a guest lecture by Peter Parker of Horizon Labs.
-->-Soccer Match with the Braddock Academy. [[note]]Wolvie: "Braddock Academy canceled this. Some of their kids seem to have gone missing."[[/note]]
-->CLASS LIST
-->-Ethics 572: To Stab or Not To Stab, with Headmaster Logan.
-->-Lockpicking 101, with Headmistress Munroe. [[note]]Wolvie: "No damn way. I have a hard enough time keeping the Bamfs out of my office."[[/note]]
-->-Mind Fighting, with Professor Rachel Grey. Advanced mental combat techniques.
--->''Warning: This class does involve some risk of serious brain injury.'' [[note]]Wolvie: "Make sure Quire signs up for this."[[/note]]
-->-Ballet and the Art of the Dance, with Professor Pryde.
-->-Kendo and the Art of the Samurai, with Professor Pryde.
-->-Advanced Calculus, with Professor Drake.
--->''Note: Free Slushies! Ferris Wheel made of ice! Snowball fights every Tuesday!''
-->-Advanced Mutagenic Research Lab, with Dr. [=McCoy=].
--->''Warning: This class does involve some risk of further genetic mutations.''
-->-Life and Death Drawing, with Warbird Naganandini. The art of drawing the nude female form, when said form is armed with swords and trying to kill you. [[note]]Wolvie: "Not sure about this one. Maybe if I could see a few live demonstrations first."[[/note]]
-->-Non-Contact Sports, with Coach Rogue.
-->-Music 303: The History of Funk, with Funkmeister Doop.
-->-Blackbird Flight Simulator 308, with Headmaster Logan. Simulations include Swarm of the Insect Sentinels, Surface-to-Air Super Villains and Giant Robot Rampage.
-->EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVIES [[note]]Wolvie: "activi'''t'''ies"[[/note]]
-->-Grey School Bowling Team, with Captain Doop. Upcoming opponents include the Salem Center Fire Department, the Yancy Street Hurlers, S.W.O.R.D.'s Interplanetary Strike Squadron and Matt Murdock & the Blind Boys of Bowling.
-->-Gardening Club, with Headmistress Munroe. Meets every Monday in the Elevated Arboretum in Sky Tower Alpha.
-->-Storm Divers Club, with Headmistress Munroe. Meets every Thursday on the roof of Sky Tower Alpha.
-->-Time Travel Club, with Dr. [=McCoy=]. What other famous people should we bring into the present? [[note]]Wolvie: "Very funny, Hank. Keep it up and I'll trade you to Alpha Flight for Sasquatch."[[/note]]
-->-Track Team, with Coach Jean-Paul Beaubier. Upcoming opponents include Salem Center High School, the Yancy Street Streakers, the Shi'ar Imperial Speed Guard and the Wakandan Olympic team.
-->-Amateur Spelunkers Club, with Janitor Toad. [[note]]Wolvie: "Has anybody cleared this with Krakoa?"[[/note]]
-->SPECIAL EVENTS
-->-September 1, the inaugural celebration of Xavier Day, a mutant holiday honoring the life and work of Charles Xavier.
-->-First Annual Westchester Mardi Gras Parade, with Grandmaster Remy [=LeBeau=].
-->-"Becoming The Superior Scientist," a guest lecture by Peter Parker of Horizon Labs.
-->-Soccer Match with the Braddock Academy. [[note]]Wolvie: "Braddock Academy canceled this. Some of their kids seem to have gone missing."[[/note]]
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--> Madelyne grabs his tie. "Scott."
--> "Yes, Madelyne?"
--> Madelyne pulls his tie so he's basically face to face with her.
--> "Something the matter?"
--> "Just exactly who are these people and what the blazes have you gotten me into?"
--> "Yes, Madelyne?"
--> Madelyne pulls his tie so he's basically face to face with her.
--> "Something the matter?"
--> "Just exactly who are these people and what the blazes have you gotten me into?"
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--> "Yes, Madelyne?"
--> Madelyne pulls
-->'''Scott:''' Yes, Madelyne? ''[she proceeds to pull on his tie
--> "Something
--> "Just
-->'''Madelyne:''' Just exactly who
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-->'''Emma:''' Don't think about it - imagine it. Be a queen, Kate. Do it for the wardrobe. I recall your [[white leotard and big blue blouse ensemble... and I saw the most ''hideous'' photo of you in leggings and roller skates...
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-->'''Emma:''' Don't think about it - imagine it. Be a queen, Kate. Do it for the wardrobe. I recall your [[white [[https://uncannyxmen.net/sites/default/files/images/costume/shadowcat-bigcostume4.jpg white leotard and big blue blouse ensemble... ensemble]]... and I saw the most ''hideous'' photo of you in [[https://uncannyxmen.net/sites/default/files/images/costume//shadowcat-bigcostume2.jpg leggings and roller skates...skates]]...
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* Emma's making a grand speech to Kitty about joining the Hellfire Trading Company, talking about how it's such a great opportunity, she'll be helping mutants, etc, etc, but Kitty sees right through her.
-->'''Kitty:''' Ororo said no, didn't she?
-->'''Emma:''' Before I could finish my pitch - but darling, you will be grand! I think you will find other side benefits of a captaincy. You really must start to live a little. You're not a schoolteacher anymore.
-->'''Kitty:''' I know... I'm thinking about it.
-->'''Emma:''' Don't think about it - imagine it. Be a queen, Kate. Do it for the wardrobe. I recall your [[white leotard and big blue blouse ensemble... and I saw the most ''hideous'' photo of you in leggings and roller skates...
-->'''Kitty:''' I remember.
-->'''Emma:''' You will ravish in red. Put yourself in my hands, you deserve it.
* Shortly afterwards, Kitty (who is unable to enter Krakoa) decides she wants to go fight the "aggro" humans who attacked Bobby with power dampening armor.
-->'''Kitty:''' ''[while drinking from a bottle of Canadian whiskey]'' I wanna fight some aggro humans! Iceman! Get in my boat![[note]]A small sailboat[[/note]]
-->'''Bobby:''' Wait, we're going to fight in... ''that''?
-->'''Kitty:''' ''[with her arm slung around Ororo's neck]'' Storm, when was the last time you went sailing? Bobby and I could use the wind at our backs.
-->'''Ororo:''' ''[amused]'' Kitten, does Logan know you're into his stash?
-->'''Kitty:''' Ororo. I. '''AM.''' The. Stash.
-->'''Kitty:''' Ororo said no, didn't she?
-->'''Emma:''' Before I could finish my pitch - but darling, you will be grand! I think you will find other side benefits of a captaincy. You really must start to live a little. You're not a schoolteacher anymore.
-->'''Kitty:''' I know... I'm thinking about it.
-->'''Emma:''' Don't think about it - imagine it. Be a queen, Kate. Do it for the wardrobe. I recall your [[white leotard and big blue blouse ensemble... and I saw the most ''hideous'' photo of you in leggings and roller skates...
-->'''Kitty:''' I remember.
-->'''Emma:''' You will ravish in red. Put yourself in my hands, you deserve it.
* Shortly afterwards, Kitty (who is unable to enter Krakoa) decides she wants to go fight the "aggro" humans who attacked Bobby with power dampening armor.
-->'''Kitty:''' ''[while drinking from a bottle of Canadian whiskey]'' I wanna fight some aggro humans! Iceman! Get in my boat![[note]]A small sailboat[[/note]]
-->'''Bobby:''' Wait, we're going to fight in... ''that''?
-->'''Kitty:''' ''[with her arm slung around Ororo's neck]'' Storm, when was the last time you went sailing? Bobby and I could use the wind at our backs.
-->'''Ororo:''' ''[amused]'' Kitten, does Logan know you're into his stash?
-->'''Kitty:''' Ororo. I. '''AM.''' The. Stash.
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* Thanks to English not being the first-language of the Japanese Programmers, Magneto's voice actor delivers the following clangers ''completely straight'' with HamAndCheese to spare.
--> I am Magneto!! Master of '''Magnet'''
--> Come, '''X-Chicken!'''
--> Kill You!
--> You. Are. Dead. '''Hahahahaha!'''
--> I '''Kill You,''' X-Chicken!
--> And of course the ever-delightful. "X-Men! Welcome to '''die."'''
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* Thanks to English not being the first-language of the Japanese Programmers, Magneto's voice actor delivers the following clangers ''completely straight'' with HamAndCheese to spare.
--> I am Magneto!! Master of '''Magnet'''
--> Come, '''X-Chicken!'''
--> Kill You!
--> You. Are. Dead. '''Hahahahaha!'''
--> I '''Kill You,''' X-Chicken!
--> And of course the ever-delightful. "X-Men! Welcome to '''die."'''
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* Thanks to English not being the first-language of the Japanese Programmers, Magneto's voice actor delivers the following clangers ''completely straight'' with HamAndCheese to spare.
--> I am Magneto!! Master of '''Magnet'''
--> Come, '''X-Chicken!'''
--> Kill You!
--> You. Are. Dead. '''Hahahahaha!'''
--> I '''Kill You,''' X-Chicken!
--> And of course the ever-delightful. "X-Men! Welcome to '''die."'''
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* Nate Grey being a dork is generally good for comedy value - for instance, in issue 32 of his solo series, he's going on a night out with the three girls who took him in, having found him starving and half-dead. Unwitting ChickMagnet that he is, he immediately starts getting attention - the barman nods down towards a curvy blonde woman, passing on a message from her openly propositioning him with an offer of 'breakfast'. Cue Nate waving with the most dorky grin imaginable, and one of the girls (who has a crush on Nate) going nuts.
-->'''Marita''': How ''sweet''. Why don't I start carvin' up the bacon right here an' -
-->'''Jam''': Hold up, 'Rita, '''hold up!'''
-->'''Bux''': [[FairCop She's y'r parole officer!]]
-->'''Nate''': *looks baffled*
-->'''Barman''': *awkward* So... you new around here?
-->'''Marita''': How ''sweet''. Why don't I start carvin' up the bacon right here an' -
-->'''Jam''': Hold up, 'Rita, '''hold up!'''
-->'''Bux''': [[FairCop She's y'r parole officer!]]
-->'''Nate''': *looks baffled*
-->'''Barman''': *awkward* So... you new around here?
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* In the first episode, Hank is conducting a lecture at the college he's working about enhancing the intelligence of cephalopods (squids and octopuses). However none of his students are buying it and aren't doing a good job of holding back snickers. Once Hank gets the call he tells the students he's leaving the squid in charge of them. Which, of course, causes them to start laughing, [[BlankWhiteEyes until the squid tells them to quiet down]].
* While Scott and Logan are playing pool in episode 4, when Scott's about to clear the table ([[TheAce again]]), we get this:
--> '''Logan''': No way Summers, you are not clearing the slate on me again! Stop! (''tries to stop the ball by blowing it in another direction, with his breath'')
--> '''Scott''': Look I know you're full of hot-air but that's not gonna work. (''despite Logan's efforts the ball lands in the pocket'') Told yeh.
* During episode 9, while Scott, Logan, Storm and Hisako are looking for Emma. They come across what appears to be a secret door. Logan tries to muscle it open, only for Scott to stop him, and find the button to open it a second later. Logan's pouting-face is priceless.
--> '''Storm''': Come on Logan, put those overgrown toothpicks away.
* In episode 11, Logan has Beast overload his sensory input by punching him repeatedly so he can go into a berserker rage and kill Neuron. His plan appears to work all to well until he stops just short of skewering Beast, [[{{Troll}} and confesses that last freak-out was just him messing with Beast]], [[{{Karma}} just before he collapses from exhaustion]].
--> '''Beast''': I think that about shaved two years off of my life.\\
'''Logan''': Don't sweat it, I think the jokes actually on me. (''chuckles weakly as he collapses'')
* After Mastermind and the Inner Circle are defeated, and [[spoiler: Takeo's [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence ascension]].]] [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Scott gives Hisako Jean's necklace and tells her he's proud to have her on the team]]. Hisako engages in some Scott/Emma shipping!
--> '''Hisako''': But now you have to be nice to Emma too. She taught me everything! I bet she could even teach you a thing or two.
--> '''Scott''': Geh, wha? (''looks at Emma confused'')
--> '''Emma''': [[DeadpanSnarker I'll see if I can find a time to pencil you in. We'll talk.]]
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* In the first episode, Hank is conducting a lecture at the college he's working about enhancing the intelligence of cephalopods (squids and octopuses). However none of his students are buying it and aren't doing a good job of holding back snickers. Once Hank gets the call he tells the students he's leaving the squid in charge of them. Which, of course, causes them to start laughing, [[BlankWhiteEyes until the squid tells them to quiet down]].
* While Scott and Logan are playing pool in episode 4, when Scott's about to clear the table ([[TheAce again]]), we get this:
--> '''Logan''': No way Summers, you are not clearing the slate on me again! Stop! (''tries to stop the ball by blowing it in another direction, with his breath'')
--> '''Scott''': Look I know you're full of hot-air but that's not gonna work. (''despite Logan's efforts the ball lands in the pocket'') Told yeh.
* During episode 9, while Scott, Logan, Storm and Hisako are looking for Emma. They come across what appears to be a secret door. Logan tries to muscle it open, only for Scott to stop him, and find the button to open it a second later. Logan's pouting-face is priceless.
--> '''Storm''': Come on Logan, put those overgrown toothpicks away.
* In episode 11, Logan has Beast overload his sensory input by punching him repeatedly so he can go into a berserker rage and kill Neuron. His plan appears to work all to well until he stops just short of skewering Beast, [[{{Troll}} and confesses that last freak-out was just him messing with Beast]], [[{{Karma}} just before he collapses from exhaustion]].
--> '''Beast''': I think that about shaved two years off of my life.\\
'''Logan''': Don't sweat it, I think the jokes actually on me. (''chuckles weakly as he collapses'')
* After Mastermind and the Inner Circle are defeated, and [[spoiler: Takeo's [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence ascension]].]] [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Scott gives Hisako Jean's necklace and tells her he's proud to have her on the team]]. Hisako engages in some Scott/Emma shipping!
--> '''Hisako''': But now you have to be nice to Emma too. She taught me everything! I bet she could even teach you a thing or two.
--> '''Scott''': Geh, wha? (''looks at Emma confused'')
--> '''Emma''': [[DeadpanSnarker I'll see if I can find a time to pencil you in. We'll talk.]]
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* In the first episode, a giant Sentinel walks by, causing civilians to scream and panic. In the background is a child's voice saying "Mommy! Buy me that, buy me that!"
** Later in the episode, Wolverine shreds Cyclops' car in a fit of rage, then leaves in a huff with these parting words:
--->'''Wolverine:''' Tell Scott I made him a convertible.
** Even later on in that same episode, Cyclops gets ambushed by a Sentinel which tells him to surrender. Cyclops pulls an ISurrenderSuckers
--->'''Sentinel:''' Surrender, mutant.\\
'''Cyclops:''' *puts hands up* Of course... *pulls down glasses* NOT!
*** It gets funnier: Cyclops' blast knocks off the sentinel's arm, startling some guy watching TV who it lands next to. The sentinel then declares it needs repairs, and then flies off to home base, where it crash-lands.
** Right before that, when Cyclops locates Wolverine as he's being confronted by some mutant-hating thugs:
--->'''Thug:''' Butt out, four-eyes!
--->'''Cyclops:''' You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
--->'''Thug:''' So? Take 'em off!
--->'''Cyclops:''' Stop! *the thug uses his pool cue to life Cyke's glasses up, causing his optic blasts to uncontrollably zap everything in their path*
--->'''Thug:''' [[OhCrap PUT 'EM BACK ON! PLEASE!]]
** One of Wolverine's best lines: "Trail went cold outside her house. Got bit by a dog, too."
* In the episode "Longshot," Jubilee seems to be channeling [[LargeHam Storm.]] "JUBILEE, THE PRINCESS OF PYROTECHNICS, COMMANDS YOU TO RELEASE HIM!"
* Longshot gets one in "Mojovision" According to WordOfGod the entire episode was written building up to this joke.
-->'''Longshot:''' Y'know, I used to date an actress with two heads.
-->'''Spiral:''' Was she nice?
-->'''Longshot:''' Yes and no.
** Earlier, there's Mojo's freak out when Jean manages to mess with his broadcast.
--->'''Mojo''': ''Controooool room.'' What are you doing up there ''[[SuddenlyShouting SITTIN' ON YER HANDS?!]]'' G-go to a commerical! Go to reruns! Go to an infomercial ''GO TO SOMETHING!'' I'm losing my audience to a bunch of ''dead trees.''
--->(''It cuts to the entire audience having spontaneously started reading'')
** Mojo in general, due to being a LargeHam TakeThat at corporate executives. Upon first learning about the X-Men and their potential for his next show, he exclaims "I'm making money just standing here thinking about it! Am I standing?"
** Mojo appears to Scott and Jean on a television while they're at an electronics store.
--->'''Mojo:''' Don't touch that dial!\\
'''Clerk:''' That's odd. ''[presses buttons on the remote]''\\
'''Mojo:''' Hey, I warned you! ''[ZAP]''
* When Gambit sends a kinetic-charged Ace of Spades card down a freight elevator to a bunch of waiting Sentinels, this unexpected exchange happens:
--> '''Sentinel 1:''' What is that object?
--> '''Sentinel 2:''' It appears to be the Ace of Spades.
--> (Card blows up.)
** What sends this into even ''more'' ridiculous territory is that one ''puts their face right up to it'' to say what it is, rather than do something like scan it.
** From the same episode:
---> '''Master Mold:''' [[NarmCharm YOU WILL REMOVE SENATOR KELLY'S BRAIN... AND REPLACE IT WITH A COMPUTER!]]
---> '''Kelly:''' [[BigWhat Whaaaat?!]] You can't do that to me! I'm a United States Senator!
* There's a glorious moment in an earlier episode where Master Mold stands up and attempts to stride out into the world... and is promptly halted by his power cord, which is still plugged into the wall.
-->'''Master Mold''': [[OhCrap I AM STILL PLUGGED IN]].
* The ChristmasEpisode begins with Jubilee, Rogue, and Scott decorating a Christmas tree while singing "Deck the Halls." Scott [[DreadfulMusician hits so many wrong notes]], you can almost hear his VA deliberately messing up the song.
** Later, Jean and Gambit are the ones in charge of the food. HilarityEnsues.
* {{Narm}}: Cable in Beyond Good And Evil part 3. While hunting Apocalypse in ancient Egypt, Cable sees his teammates engulfed in a bright flash from a room away in a tomb. His reaction after he storms into an empty room to see his teammates laying on the ground is unintentionally hilarious. "[[LargeHam WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!]]"
* In "Days of Future Past, Part 1," Xavier reads Bishop's mind and the memories are displayed on a computer screen for the X-Men to watch. After some clips of a BadFuture, the screen displays an older Wolverine.
-->'''Wolverine:''' At least I don't lose my hair.
* During Magneto's attack on a chemical plant, he briefly muses on how much Charles Xavier's appearance must have changed over the years:
-->'''Magneto:''' I wonder how you look, Charles, after so long? Perhaps, a toupee?
* In "The Dark Phoenix Saga" part 3 episode, Rogue has to catch the X-Men that gets knocked off by the Dark Phoenix.
-->'''Rogue''': What is this? "Catch the X-Men" Day?
* In the first episode, Morph's channel surfing and amusing himself by turning into and imitating someone from each. His take on Senator Kelly:
-->''"My fellow Americans, I am an idiot."''
* In "Bloodlines", Mystique impersonates a downed member of the Friends of Humanity, directing other members to where the other mutants are. She quickly gets up and shapeshifts back after they leave, quipping:
-->'''Mystique:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Rather dim, for defenders of mankind]].
* In "Cold Comfort," Iceman begins attacking a government facility, so Xavier calls up the available X-Men to intervene.
-->'''Wolverine:''' What are we up against with this Iceman?\\
'''Xavier:''' We're not against him, Wolverine.\\
'''Wolverine:''' So, then we're with him?\\
'''Xavier:''' Of course not! He's destroying government property.\\
'''Wolverine:''' [[SarcasmMode Boy, I'm glad we cleared that up.]]
** The team is able to bring Iceman in after Cyclop blasts him.
--->'''Wolverine:''' A touch of overkill there, squinty.
** During Xavier and Iceman's arguing:
--->'''Jubilee:''' What's with those two? I've never seen the Professor so angry.\\
'''Beast:''' It's a surrogate father/son dynamic, with unresolved issues of dominance.\\
'''Jubilee:''' Beast, in English.\\
'''Wolverine:''' Bobby likes to question authority.
* [[RealJokeName "Nobody makes fun of Hairbag!"]]
* [[PhysicalGod Apocalypse]] realizing he is a CosmicPlaything during his fight with Cable.
* In "Come The Apocalypse", Wolverine confronts one of Apocalypse Four Horsemen, War, and stabs his flying steed with his claws which War notices.
-->'''Wolverine:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Don't you think we're getting carried away here?]]\\
(''War kicks Wolverine in the face, leaving him to crash on top of a bus'')\\
'''Wolverine:''' Lousy pig-faced runt couldn't take a joke...
* Storm's unbelievably hammy delivery of nearly all her lines.
-->"I SHALL MEET YOU AT THE MONORAIL!"
* In "Come The Apocalypse" when Gambit is playing pool with Rogue he suggests as a reward
--> [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose "How about the winner get a kiss from the loser"?]]
* Jean uses her powers to mess up Gambit's shot is pretty funny. ''Storm'' of all people cracking an IncrediblyLamePun in response is hilarious.
--> '''Storm''': "Gambit, the name "rec room" does not mean you must wreck it."
--> '''Gambit''': Storm tells jokes now?
* During the climactic battle in season 3's "Obsession", Apocalypse knocks Rogue for a loop. Gambit rushes to catch her, but he misjudges her added weight and they both collapse to the ground.
-->'''Gambit:''' Chère! Maybe you cut down on that fried chicken, huh?
* In the second part of "Out Of The Past", The X-Men assemble with Wolverine and Gambit, to find Jubilee and a mysterious woman (Yuriko Oyama/Lady Deathstrike) both mindwiped. Wolverine is quizzed on the latter:
-->'''Professor X:''' And this is?\\
'''Wolverine:''' An old friend. [[PsychoExGirlfriend She wants me dead]].\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Cyclops]]:''' Why am I not surprised?
* On a meta level, Creator/JamesMcAvoy and Creator/NicholasHoult (who portray Professor X and Beast in the ''Film/XMenFilmSeries'') [[https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/can-the-x-men-apocalypse-cast-sing-the-x-men-124245215467.html can hum the theme song.]]
* In "The Dark Phoenix Saga Part 1: Dazzled", we get this delivery after Wolverine slashes Donald Pierce's robotic arm:
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' MY ARM! Blast you!
-->'''Storm:''' I believe that pleasure is mine! ''*zaps Donald Pierce's robotic arm*''
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' ''*cries in pain*''
* In the "Beyond Good and Evil" saga, Apocalypse gives this hilariously scathing one-liner to Deathbird after he uses her to get to the Shi'ar's resident psychic Oracle:
-->'''Deathbird:''' You promised you'd help me destroy Lilandra!
-->'''Apocalypse:''' ''(making off with Oracle and not giving a single fuck)'' ILied.
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* In the first episode, a giant Sentinel walks by, causing civilians to scream and panic. In the background is a child's voice saying "Mommy! Buy me that, buy me that!"
** Later in the episode, Wolverine shreds Cyclops' car in a fit of rage, then leaves in a huff with these parting words:
--->'''Wolverine:''' Tell Scott I made him a convertible.
** Even later on in that same episode, Cyclops gets ambushed by a Sentinel which tells him to surrender. Cyclops pulls an ISurrenderSuckers
--->'''Sentinel:''' Surrender, mutant.\\
'''Cyclops:''' *puts hands up* Of course... *pulls down glasses* NOT!
*** It gets funnier: Cyclops' blast knocks off the sentinel's arm, startling some guy watching TV who it lands next to. The sentinel then declares it needs repairs, and then flies off to home base, where it crash-lands.
** Right before that, when Cyclops locates Wolverine as he's being confronted by some mutant-hating thugs:
--->'''Thug:''' Butt out, four-eyes!
--->'''Cyclops:''' You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
--->'''Thug:''' So? Take 'em off!
--->'''Cyclops:''' Stop! *the thug uses his pool cue to life Cyke's glasses up, causing his optic blasts to uncontrollably zap everything in their path*
--->'''Thug:''' [[OhCrap PUT 'EM BACK ON! PLEASE!]]
** One of Wolverine's best lines: "Trail went cold outside her house. Got bit by a dog, too."
* In the episode "Longshot," Jubilee seems to be channeling [[LargeHam Storm.]] "JUBILEE, THE PRINCESS OF PYROTECHNICS, COMMANDS YOU TO RELEASE HIM!"
* Longshot gets one in "Mojovision" According to WordOfGod the entire episode was written building up to this joke.
-->'''Longshot:''' Y'know, I used to date an actress with two heads.
-->'''Spiral:''' Was she nice?
-->'''Longshot:''' Yes and no.
** Earlier, there's Mojo's freak out when Jean manages to mess with his broadcast.
--->'''Mojo''': ''Controooool room.'' What are you doing up there ''[[SuddenlyShouting SITTIN' ON YER HANDS?!]]'' G-go to a commerical! Go to reruns! Go to an infomercial ''GO TO SOMETHING!'' I'm losing my audience to a bunch of ''dead trees.''
--->(''It cuts to the entire audience having spontaneously started reading'')
** Mojo in general, due to being a LargeHam TakeThat at corporate executives. Upon first learning about the X-Men and their potential for his next show, he exclaims "I'm making money just standing here thinking about it! Am I standing?"
** Mojo appears to Scott and Jean on a television while they're at an electronics store.
--->'''Mojo:''' Don't touch that dial!\\
'''Clerk:''' That's odd. ''[presses buttons on the remote]''\\
'''Mojo:''' Hey, I warned you! ''[ZAP]''
* When Gambit sends a kinetic-charged Ace of Spades card down a freight elevator to a bunch of waiting Sentinels, this unexpected exchange happens:
--> '''Sentinel 1:''' What is that object?
--> '''Sentinel 2:''' It appears to be the Ace of Spades.
--> (Card blows up.)
** What sends this into even ''more'' ridiculous territory is that one ''puts their face right up to it'' to say what it is, rather than do something like scan it.
** From the same episode:
---> '''Master Mold:''' [[NarmCharm YOU WILL REMOVE SENATOR KELLY'S BRAIN... AND REPLACE IT WITH A COMPUTER!]]
---> '''Kelly:''' [[BigWhat Whaaaat?!]] You can't do that to me! I'm a United States Senator!
* There's a glorious moment in an earlier episode where Master Mold stands up and attempts to stride out into the world... and is promptly halted by his power cord, which is still plugged into the wall.
-->'''Master Mold''': [[OhCrap I AM STILL PLUGGED IN]].
* The ChristmasEpisode begins with Jubilee, Rogue, and Scott decorating a Christmas tree while singing "Deck the Halls." Scott [[DreadfulMusician hits so many wrong notes]], you can almost hear his VA deliberately messing up the song.
** Later, Jean and Gambit are the ones in charge of the food. HilarityEnsues.
* {{Narm}}: Cable in Beyond Good And Evil part 3. While hunting Apocalypse in ancient Egypt, Cable sees his teammates engulfed in a bright flash from a room away in a tomb. His reaction after he storms into an empty room to see his teammates laying on the ground is unintentionally hilarious. "[[LargeHam WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!]]"
* In "Days of Future Past, Part 1," Xavier reads Bishop's mind and the memories are displayed on a computer screen for the X-Men to watch. After some clips of a BadFuture, the screen displays an older Wolverine.
-->'''Wolverine:''' At least I don't lose my hair.
* During Magneto's attack on a chemical plant, he briefly muses on how much Charles Xavier's appearance must have changed over the years:
-->'''Magneto:''' I wonder how you look, Charles, after so long? Perhaps, a toupee?
* In "The Dark Phoenix Saga" part 3 episode, Rogue has to catch the X-Men that gets knocked off by the Dark Phoenix.
-->'''Rogue''': What is this? "Catch the X-Men" Day?
* In the first episode, Morph's channel surfing and amusing himself by turning into and imitating someone from each. His take on Senator Kelly:
-->''"My fellow Americans, I am an idiot."''
* In "Bloodlines", Mystique impersonates a downed member of the Friends of Humanity, directing other members to where the other mutants are. She quickly gets up and shapeshifts back after they leave, quipping:
-->'''Mystique:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Rather dim, for defenders of mankind]].
* In "Cold Comfort," Iceman begins attacking a government facility, so Xavier calls up the available X-Men to intervene.
-->'''Wolverine:''' What are we up against with this Iceman?\\
'''Xavier:''' We're not against him, Wolverine.\\
'''Wolverine:''' So, then we're with him?\\
'''Xavier:''' Of course not! He's destroying government property.\\
'''Wolverine:''' [[SarcasmMode Boy, I'm glad we cleared that up.]]
** The team is able to bring Iceman in after Cyclop blasts him.
--->'''Wolverine:''' A touch of overkill there, squinty.
** During Xavier and Iceman's arguing:
--->'''Jubilee:''' What's with those two? I've never seen the Professor so angry.\\
'''Beast:''' It's a surrogate father/son dynamic, with unresolved issues of dominance.\\
'''Jubilee:''' Beast, in English.\\
'''Wolverine:''' Bobby likes to question authority.
* [[RealJokeName "Nobody makes fun of Hairbag!"]]
* [[PhysicalGod Apocalypse]] realizing he is a CosmicPlaything during his fight with Cable.
* In "Come The Apocalypse", Wolverine confronts one of Apocalypse Four Horsemen, War, and stabs his flying steed with his claws which War notices.
-->'''Wolverine:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Don't you think we're getting carried away here?]]\\
(''War kicks Wolverine in the face, leaving him to crash on top of a bus'')\\
'''Wolverine:''' Lousy pig-faced runt couldn't take a joke...
* Storm's unbelievably hammy delivery of nearly all her lines.
-->"I SHALL MEET YOU AT THE MONORAIL!"
* In "Come The Apocalypse" when Gambit is playing pool with Rogue he suggests as a reward
--> [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose "How about the winner get a kiss from the loser"?]]
* Jean uses her powers to mess up Gambit's shot is pretty funny. ''Storm'' of all people cracking an IncrediblyLamePun in response is hilarious.
--> '''Storm''': "Gambit, the name "rec room" does not mean you must wreck it."
--> '''Gambit''': Storm tells jokes now?
* During the climactic battle in season 3's "Obsession", Apocalypse knocks Rogue for a loop. Gambit rushes to catch her, but he misjudges her added weight and they both collapse to the ground.
-->'''Gambit:''' Chère! Maybe you cut down on that fried chicken, huh?
* In the second part of "Out Of The Past", The X-Men assemble with Wolverine and Gambit, to find Jubilee and a mysterious woman (Yuriko Oyama/Lady Deathstrike) both mindwiped. Wolverine is quizzed on the latter:
-->'''Professor X:''' And this is?\\
'''Wolverine:''' An old friend. [[PsychoExGirlfriend She wants me dead]].\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Cyclops]]:''' Why am I not surprised?
* On a meta level, Creator/JamesMcAvoy and Creator/NicholasHoult (who portray Professor X and Beast in the ''Film/XMenFilmSeries'') [[https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/can-the-x-men-apocalypse-cast-sing-the-x-men-124245215467.html can hum the theme song.]]
* In "The Dark Phoenix Saga Part 1: Dazzled", we get this delivery after Wolverine slashes Donald Pierce's robotic arm:
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' MY ARM! Blast you!
-->'''Storm:''' I believe that pleasure is mine! ''*zaps Donald Pierce's robotic arm*''
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' ''*cries in pain*''
* In the "Beyond Good and Evil" saga, Apocalypse gives this hilariously scathing one-liner to Deathbird after he uses her to get to the Shi'ar's resident psychic Oracle:
-->'''Deathbird:''' You promised you'd help me destroy Lilandra!
-->'''Apocalypse:''' ''(making off with Oracle and not giving a single fuck)'' ILied.
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* In the "Beyond Good and Evil" saga, Apocalypse gives this hilariously scathing one-liner to Deathbird after he uses her to get to the Shi'ar's resident psychic Oracle:
-->'''Deathbird:''' You promised you'd help me destroy Lilandra!
-->'''Apocalypse:''' ''*teleporting away with Oracle and not giving a flying fuck*'' I lied.
-->'''Deathbird:''' You promised you'd help me destroy Lilandra!
-->'''Apocalypse:''' ''*teleporting away with Oracle and not giving a flying fuck*'' I lied.
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* Jean uses her powers to mess up Gambit's shot is pretty funny. ''Storm'' of all people cracking an IncrediblyLamePun in response is hilarious.
--> '''Storm''': "Gambit, the name "rec room" does not mean you must wreck it."
--> '''Gambit''': Storm tells jokes now?
--> '''Storm''': "Gambit, the name "rec room" does not mean you must wreck it."
--> '''Gambit''': Storm tells jokes now?
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* On a meta level, Creator/JamesMcAvoy and Creator/NicholasHoult (who portray Professor X and Beast in the ''Film/XMenFilmSeries'') [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUezp2d6vks can hum the theme song.]]
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* On a meta level, Creator/JamesMcAvoy and Creator/NicholasHoult (who portray Professor X and Beast in the ''Film/XMenFilmSeries'') [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUezp2d6vks yahoo.com/entertainment/can-the-x-men-apocalypse-cast-sing-the-x-men-124245215467.html can hum the theme song.]]
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* During the climactic battle in season 3's "Obsession", Apocalypse knocks Rogue for a loop. Gambit rushes to catch her, but he misjudges her added weight and they both collapse to the ground. Gambit quips: "Chère! Maybe you cut down on that fried chicken, huh?"
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* During the climactic battle in season 3's "Obsession", Apocalypse knocks Rogue for a loop. Gambit rushes to catch her, but he misjudges her added weight and they both collapse to the ground. Gambit quips: "Chère!
-->'''Gambit:''' Chère! Maybe you cut down on that fried chicken,huh?" huh?
-->'''Gambit:''' Chère! Maybe you cut down on that fried chicken,
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* To make a Blackbird trip go faster, Fantomex and Wolverine play 20 questions.
-->'''Fantomex''': Are you alive?
-->'''Wolverine''': No.
-->'''Fantomex''': Are you a vegetable?
-->'''Wolverine''': Yeah.
-->'''Fantomex''': You’re beer.
-->'''Wolverine''': ...damn.
-->'''Psylocke''': You think beer is a ''vegetable?!''
-->'''Fantomex''': Are you alive?
-->'''Wolverine''': No.
-->'''Fantomex''': Are you a vegetable?
-->'''Wolverine''': Yeah.
-->'''Fantomex''': You’re beer.
-->'''Wolverine''': ...damn.
-->'''Psylocke''': You think beer is a ''vegetable?!''
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** Emma Frost finds the "Sexual Fantasies Door", which contains herself, [[MultiArmedAndDangerous Spiral]], [[{{Shapeshifting}} Mystique]], [[YourCheatingHeart Jewel]], and ''ComicBook/SquirrelGirl'', who is [[GagBoobs ridiculously well-endowed]].
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** Emma Frost finds the "Sexual Fantasies Door", which contains herself, [[MultiArmedAndDangerous Spiral]], [[{{Shapeshifting}} Mystique]], [[YourCheatingHeart Jewel]], Jewel, and ''ComicBook/SquirrelGirl'', who is [[GagBoobs ridiculously well-endowed]].
