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* The entire horse story in series 4 episode 3.
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* The entire [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkXxmMUIx8k horse story story]] in series 4 episode 3.
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-->'''Rob Brydon''': Kevin, Kevin, look at me, look at me.
-->'''Lee''': (''dying'') 'Look at me'...!
-->'''Rob''': You're taking the horse back - what happened next?
-->'''Lee''': (''dying'') 'Look at me'...!
-->'''Rob''': You're taking the horse back - what happened next?
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-->'''Rob Brydon''': Kevin, Kevin, look at me, look at me.
-->'''Lee''':me. You're taking the horse back -
-->'''Lee Mack''': (''dying'') 'Look at me'...!
-->'''Rob''':You're taking the horse back - what (''with emphasis'') What happened next?
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-->'''Lee Mack''': (''dying'') 'Look at me'...!
-->'''Rob''':
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-->'''Lee Mack''': The giveaway was after 25 minutes when one went -- [''he stands up and mimes smoking''] Right, let's crack on, lads!
-->'''Rob Brydon''': So, David's team, what do you think? Truth or lie?
-->'''Rob Brydon''': So, David's team, what do you think? Truth or lie?
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-->'''Rob Brydon''': Kevin, Kevin, look at me, look at me. You're taking the horse back - what happened next?
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-->'''Rob Brydon''': Kevin, Kevin, look at me, look at me. me.
-->'''Lee''': (''dying'') 'Look at me'...!
-->'''Rob''': You're taking the horse back - what happened next?
-->'''Lee''': (''dying'') 'Look at me'...!
-->'''Rob''': You're taking the horse back - what happened next?
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-->'''David''': This was a counterfeit horse? This wasn't a genuine horse? This was maybe two guys in a costume?
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-->'''David''': This was a counterfeit horse? (''Rob makes a 'hold it' gesture but is ignored'') This wasn't a genuine horse? This was maybe two guys in a costume?
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--> '''David Mitchell''': Are there other cards in here like, y'know: "you have 19 different names for your grandmother." "What are they?" "Uh, granny, nan, uh uh..." A ''five-point plan for how to survive in prison''? I got ''no idea'' how to survive in prison! Don't go to prison! Only commit crimes you can get away with! That was ''horrible''.
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--> '''David Mitchell''': Are there other cards in here like, y'know: "you have 19 different names for your grandmother." "What are they?" "Uh, granny, nan, uh uh..." A ''five-point plan for how to survive in prison''? I I've got ''no idea'' how to survive in prison! Don't go to prison! Only commit crimes you can get away with! That was ''horrible''.
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--> '''Danny Baker''': Your mother was a professional dancer, or an actress, or...?
--> '''Russell''': She was a professional dancer, yeah.
--> '''David Mitchell''': What were the other highlights of your mother’s dancing career?
--> '''Russell''': Erm, we never really went into it.
--> '''David''': So you never—
--> '''Russell''': You’re not gonna go, aged 8 – “Hey mum, you done any other dancing?”
--> '''David''': To be fair, you might have spoken to your mother since the age of 8, and discussed her career then.
--> '''Russell''': Yes. But it’s something we don’t really—
--> '''David''': You don’t talk about your mother’s embarrassing dancing past?
--> '''Russell''': Not really, no.
--> '''David''': You have never asked, or bothered to find out, what else she did in her career as a dancer?
--> '''Russell''': Well, it's clearly a fucking lie, isn't it?
--> '''Russell''': She was a professional dancer, yeah.
--> '''David Mitchell''': What were the other highlights of your mother’s dancing career?
--> '''Russell''': Erm, we never really went into it.
--> '''David''': So you never—
--> '''Russell''': You’re not gonna go, aged 8 – “Hey mum, you done any other dancing?”
--> '''David''': To be fair, you might have spoken to your mother since the age of 8, and discussed her career then.
--> '''Russell''': Yes. But it’s something we don’t really—
--> '''David''': You don’t talk about your mother’s embarrassing dancing past?
--> '''Russell''': Not really, no.
--> '''David''': You have never asked, or bothered to find out, what else she did in her career as a dancer?
--> '''Russell''': Well, it's clearly a fucking lie, isn't it?
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-->'''Lee Mack''': Rhod, Rhod, Rhod, as someone who's now in series four, you never get into conversations like this with David.
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-->'''Lee Mack''': Rhod, Rhod, Rhod, as someone who's now in series four, you never get into conversations like this with David.David.
* David and Lee's argument when Lee claimed he had been beaten at swingball by a chimpanzee.
* David and Lee's argument when Lee claimed he had been beaten at swingball by a chimpanzee.
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-->'''Stephen/David/Keeley Hawes'': It's got to be a lie, got to be a lie.
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-->'''Stephen/David/Keeley Hawes'': Hawes''': It's got to be a lie, got to be a lie.
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-->'''Kevin'': [[spoiler: It's true!]]
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-->'''David''': It's -- I -- I mean -- the trouble with this game is, it plays tricks with your mind. But -- I don't think it's true...
-->'''Stephen/David/Keeley Hawes'': It's got to be a lie, got to be a lie.
-->'''Rob''': You're saying it's a lie. Right, so here we go. This really is...
-->'''David''': The moment!
-->'''Rob''': This is, more than any episode I've done of this show, this is the moment we've been waiting for! Kevin Bridges, is it true or is it a lie?
-->'''Kevin'': [[spoiler: It's true!]]
-->'''Stephen/David/Keeley Hawes'': It's got to be a lie, got to be a lie.
-->'''Rob''': You're saying it's a lie. Right, so here we go. This really is...
-->'''David''': The moment!
-->'''Rob''': This is, more than any episode I've done of this show, this is the moment we've been waiting for! Kevin Bridges, is it true or is it a lie?
-->'''Kevin'': [[spoiler: It's true!]]
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-->'''Lee Mack''': Rhod, Rhod, Rhod, as someone who's now in the series four, you never get into conversations like this with him.
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-->'''Lee Mack''': Rhod, Rhod, Rhod, as someone who's now in the series four, you never get into conversations like this with him.David.
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* Jimmy Carr reading out the statement "I lost my virginity age 26", and everyone on David's team instantly saying it was true.
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* Jimmy Carr reading out the statement "I lost my virginity age 26", and everyone on David's team instantly saying it was true.true.
* David Mitchell and Rhod Gilbert's argument over whether or not dogs like Marmite.
-->'''Rhod''': I don't think there's anyone on the planet who can answer that question.
-->'''David''': You don't think there's anyone on the planet who can--
-->'''Rhod''': --who can answer the question "Do all dogs like Marmite?" No, I don't there's anyone who can answer that question.
-->'''David''': I don't want this to sound like a rebuke, but what you're saying is, if anyone knew whether or not all dogs hate Marmite--
-->'''Rhod''': Well, that's very much just the other side of the coin.
-->'''David''': What? No, no, no, no, this isn't a coin-- [''[[{{Angrish}} briefly incoherent]]''] -- there's "all dogs hate Marmite", there's "all dogs like Marmite", or there's "dogs have a similar view to Marmite as humans"!
-->'''Rhod''': What, love it or hate it?
-->'''Lee Mack''': Rhod, Rhod, Rhod, as someone who's now in the series four, you never get into conversations like this with him.
* David Mitchell and Rhod Gilbert's argument over whether or not dogs like Marmite.
-->'''Rhod''': I don't think there's anyone on the planet who can answer that question.
-->'''David''': You don't think there's anyone on the planet who can--
-->'''Rhod''': --who can answer the question "Do all dogs like Marmite?" No, I don't there's anyone who can answer that question.
-->'''David''': I don't want this to sound like a rebuke, but what you're saying is, if anyone knew whether or not all dogs hate Marmite--
-->'''Rhod''': Well, that's very much just the other side of the coin.
-->'''David''': What? No, no, no, no, this isn't a coin-- [''[[{{Angrish}} briefly incoherent]]''] -- there's "all dogs hate Marmite", there's "all dogs like Marmite", or there's "dogs have a similar view to Marmite as humans"!
-->'''Rhod''': What, love it or hate it?
-->'''Lee Mack''': Rhod, Rhod, Rhod, as someone who's now in the series four, you never get into conversations like this with him.
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* The entire exchange when Jimmy Carr claimed that Prince Philip called him a funny-looking kid when he was a ballboy at Wimbledon. Classic moment thanks to Carr, Jamelia and Lee Mack.
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* The entire exchange when Jimmy Carr claimed that Prince Philip called him a funny-looking kid when he was a ballboy at Wimbledon. Classic moment thanks to Carr, Jamelia and Lee Mack.Mack.
* Jimmy Carr reading out the statement "I lost my virginity age 26", and everyone on David's team instantly saying it was true.
* Jimmy Carr reading out the statement "I lost my virginity age 26", and everyone on David's team instantly saying it was true.
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* Ronnie Corbett having to claim he went into a shop the other week to buy four candles.
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* Ronnie Corbett having to claim he went into a shop the other week to buy four candles.candles.
* The entire exchange when Jimmy Carr claimed that Prince Philip called him a funny-looking kid when he was a ballboy at Wimbledon. Classic moment thanks to Carr, Jamelia and Lee Mack.
* The entire exchange when Jimmy Carr claimed that Prince Philip called him a funny-looking kid when he was a ballboy at Wimbledon. Classic moment thanks to Carr, Jamelia and Lee Mack.
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* [[FaceDeathWithDignity "I am to die, it appears. Ah well, all things come to an end."]]
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* [[FaceDeathWithDignity "I am to die, it appears. Ah well, all things come to an end."]]"]]
* Ronnie Corbett having to claim he went into a shop the other week to buy four candles.
* Ronnie Corbett having to claim he went into a shop the other week to buy four candles.
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** Similarly, Lee's rant in episode 6 of series 3 after he had failed to defend his "Possession" claim, which was a wall map of the UK which he marked every service station he had ever visited on:
--> '''Lee Mack''' [''bashing the rolled-up map against the desk'']: Can I just say, to the idiots that come up with these questions -- as if it's not hard enough that I put little stickers on a map, because I fill up and I like to keep track -- you think, [[ComedicSociopathy "Oh no, how can we make it harder?"]] We'll have four of them with blue on, one with an F, and one with a bloody asterisk! How the ''hell'' am I supposed to do that? Why don't you just stick one in the middle of the ''Atlantic Ocean''? [''He throws the map over his shoulder'']
--> '''Lee Mack''' [''bashing the rolled-up map against the desk'']: Can I just say, to the idiots that come up with these questions -- as if it's not hard enough that I put little stickers on a map, because I fill up and I like to keep track -- you think, [[ComedicSociopathy "Oh no, how can we make it harder?"]] We'll have four of them with blue on, one with an F, and one with a bloody asterisk! How the ''hell'' am I supposed to do that? Why don't you just stick one in the middle of the ''Atlantic Ocean''? [''He throws the map over his shoulder'']
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-->'''David Mitchell''': Let's forget the bit about renting it for 25 minutes, that's clearly obviously bullshit. You take the horse back. Guy B, who's the guy you met on the way to the stables, he's gone, no sign of him... you say to Guy A, "Well, we hired this as part of your 'not actually bothering to go to the stables but getting a few hundred yards away' scheme, we hired this horse for 25 minutes at an ''extortionate rate'', nevertheless, here it is..." And what did he say?
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-->[''Kevin Bridges has claimed that he and a friend rented a horse in Bulgaria for 25 minutes each and discovered they had inadvertently purchased the horse instead'']
-->'''David Mitchell''': Let's forgetthe bit about renting it for the 25 minutes, minutes ... that's clearly absolutely obviously bullshit. [[LetMeGetThisStraight You take the horse back. back]]. [''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Lee Mack puts his face in his hands]]''] Guy B, who's the guy you met on the way to the stables, he's gone, no sign of him... him, so you say to Guy A, "Well, we hired this as part of your 'not actually bothering to go to the stables but getting a few hundred yards away' scheme, we hired this horse for 25 minutes at an ''extortionate rate'', nevertheless, here it is..." And what did he say?
-->'''David Mitchell''': Let's forget
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-->'''David''': Oh, so not to the stable! To the random point in the road, a couple of hundred yards away from the stables, you're bewildered - "Where has the mysterious man gone?" I would have thought that logically, when returning it, having thought that he'd come from the stables, that you'd been lucky not to have to walk to the stable before hiring it, you might nevertheless have thought "Well, the stable's where it's got to go back to", rather than "Well, sod 'em! This is where we picked it up from! I'm gonna stand here, 300 yards away from the stables, going COME OVER HERE! COME AND GET YOUR OWN HORSE!" At which point locals start going, "NO! YOU KEEP!"
-->'''Rob Brydon''': Kevin, Kevin, look at me. You're taking the horse back - what happened next?
-->'''Rob Brydon''': Kevin, Kevin, look at me. You're taking the horse back - what happened next?
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-->'''David''': Oh, so not to the stable! To But to the random point in the road, a couple of hundred yards away from the stables, you're bewildered thinking bewilderedly - "Where has the mysterious man gone?" I would have thought that logically, when you were returning it, having thought that he'd it had come from the stables, stable, that you'd been lucky not to have to walk to the stable before hiring it, you might nevertheless have thought "Well, the stable's where it's got to go back to", rather than "Well, sod 'em! This is where we picked it up from! I'm not gonna take it to the stable. I'm gonna stand here, 300 yards away from the stables, stable, going COME OVER HERE! COME AND GET YOUR OWN HORSE!" At which point locals start going, waving-going, "NO! YOU KEEP!"
-->'''Rob Brydon''': Kevin, Kevin, look at me, look at me. You're taking the horse back - what happened next?
-->'''Rob Brydon''': Kevin, Kevin, look at me, look at me. You're taking the horse back - what happened next?
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-->'''Rob''': Kevin Bridges, ''for the love of God'', please tell us what happened!
-->'''Kevin''': Right. We bought a horse, we thought we'd rented a horse, we did the horse riding, we took it back to the initial place where we picked up the horse. The locals explained we'd met a counterfeit horse guy, [''the panel starts to crack up again''] not from the official horse riding stable--
-->'''Kevin''': Right. We bought a horse, we thought we'd rented a horse, we did the horse riding, we took it back to the initial place where we picked up the horse. The locals explained we'd met a counterfeit horse guy, [''the panel starts to crack up again''] not from the official horse riding stable--
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-->'''Rob''': Kevin Bridges, ''for the love of God'', please tell us what happened!
happened.
-->'''Kevin''': Right. We bought a horse, we thought we'd rented a horse, wedid done the horse riding, we took it back to the initial place where we picked up the horse. The locals explained we'd met a counterfeit horse guy, who wasn't [''the panel starts to crack up again''] not from the official horse riding stable--
-->'''Kevin''': Right. We bought a horse, we thought we'd rented a horse, we
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-->'''Stephen Mangan''': That would explain why he could only hire it for 25 minutes! [''mimes being the back half of a pantomime horse''] I can only do 25 minutes!
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-->'''Stephen Mangan''': That would explain why he could only hire it for the 25 minutes! [''mimes being the back half of a pantomime horse''] I can only do 25 minutes!
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-->[''David's team breaks into incredulous laughter'']
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* David Mitchell's rant against Anne Robinson, which was capped off by Angus saying "Next week when Anne Robinson is our guest, she'll be on Lee's team."
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* David Mitchell's rant against Anne Robinson, which Robinson when the fact in the "Ring of Truth" round was capped off by Angus that Ben and Jerry's had released a limited edition Anne Robinson flavoured ice cream. Even the other panellists were laughing.
-->'''David''': So what was the Anne Robinson [ice cream] called?
-->'''Angus Deayton''': "Ginger Ice Queen".
-->'''Jimmy Carr''': Ginger ice cream's really nice.
-->'''David''': Yeah, it's gonna taste of ginger, not of that bitch. Y'know, ginger is a recognised pleasant flavour. She's a recognised arsehole. That's -- that's totally different. People who like ginger enough to be able to stomach the sight of her face while they eat it -- I can believe those people exist. So that's definitely become a lot more plausible. Suddenly you're saying"Next that "Ice cream the flavour of a woman who's undergone loads of surgery, is obsessed with money and for some reason considers herself witty"? No, no, no! Ginger ice cream with a picture of that bitch -- yes!
-->'''Angus''': Next week when Anne Robinson is our guest, she'll be on Lee's team."
-->'''David''': So what was the Anne Robinson [ice cream] called?
-->'''Angus Deayton''': "Ginger Ice Queen".
-->'''Jimmy Carr''': Ginger ice cream's really nice.
-->'''David''': Yeah, it's gonna taste of ginger, not of that bitch. Y'know, ginger is a recognised pleasant flavour. She's a recognised arsehole. That's -- that's totally different. People who like ginger enough to be able to stomach the sight of her face while they eat it -- I can believe those people exist. So that's definitely become a lot more plausible. Suddenly you're saying
-->'''Angus''': Next week when Anne Robinson is our guest, she'll be on Lee's team.
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--> '''David Mitchell''': He said 'now I can speak!' 'This lady has blown her soul into me!' And then the dog got in the car and drove off.
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--> '''David Mitchell''': He said 'now I can speak!' 'This speak! This lady has blown her soul into me!' And then the dog got in the car and drove off.
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---> '''David''': How are [the Tories] ever going to get back into office? Are they trying? It it match-fixing? Is someone bribing them to be terrible at politics? Mike Read! Ten minutes! Rapping?! What the fuck is that?! [goes briefly incoherent] The reason Tony Blair can start wars for no- you know, without asking people - is that there's no opposition! It's their fault! It's Mike Read's fault! The deaths of our servicemen are on his conscience!
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---> '''David''': How are [the Tories] ever going to get back into office? Are they trying? It it match-fixing? Is someone bribing them to be terrible at politics? Mike Read! Ten minutes! Rapping?! What the fuck is that?! [goes briefly incoherent] [[{{Angrish}} Democracy -- in this country --]] The reason Tony Blair can start wars for no- you know, without asking people - is that there's no opposition! It's their fault! It's Mike Read's fault! The deaths of our servicemen are on his conscience!
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* [[FaceDeathWithDignity "I am to die, it appears. Ah well, all things come to an end."]]
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* The entry in the main page for PullTheThread, where Krishnan Guru-Murthy catches Lee Mack in a blatant contradiction and, after a beat, an ecstatic Rob Brydon shouts "Thank you, sir!"
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** On the same show, when David Mitchell learnt that Mike Reid ''had'' performed a ten-minute rap at the recent Conservative Party conference:
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** On the same show, when David Mitchell learnt that Mike Reid Read ''had'' performed a ten-minute rap at the recent Conservative Party conference:
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---> '''Lee''': Sorry David, I've made a mistake, it's false!
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-->'''David Mitchell''': Let's forget the bit about renting it for 25 minutes, that's clearly obviously bullshit. You take the horse back. Guy B, who's the guy you met on the way to the stables, he's gone, no sign of him... you say to Guy A, "Well, we hired this as part of your 'not actually bothering to go to the stables but getting a few hundred yards away' scheme, we hired this horse for 25 minutes at an ''extortionate rate'', nevertheless, here it is..." And what did he say?
-->'''Kevin''': We went back to the place where we picked up the horse--
-->'''David''': Oh, so not to the stable! To the random point in the road, a couple of hundred yards away from the stables, you're bewildered - "Where has the mysterious man gone?" I would have thought that logically, when returning it, having thought that he'd come from the stables, that you'd been lucky not to have to walk to the stable before hiring it, you might nevertheless have thought "Well, the stable's where it's got to go back to", rather than "Well, sod 'em! This is where we picked it up from! I'm gonna stand here, 300 yards away from the stables, going COME OVER HERE! COME AND GET YOUR OWN HORSE!" At which point locals start going, "NO! YOU KEEP!"
-->'''Rob Brydon''': Kevin, Kevin, look at me. You're taking the horse back - what happened next?
-->[''the panel is too overcome with laughter for Kevin to respond for a few moments'']
-->'''Kevin''': So, where are we taking off from?
-->'''Rob''': You're taking the horse back--
-->'''David''': Let's go back to the start--
-->'''Rob''': Kevin Bridges, ''for the love of God'', please tell us what happened!
-->'''Kevin''': Right. We bought a horse, we thought we'd rented a horse, we did the horse riding, we took it back to the initial place where we picked up the horse. The locals explained we'd met a counterfeit horse guy, [''the panel starts to crack up again''] not from the official horse riding stable--
-->'''David''': This was a counterfeit horse? This wasn't a genuine horse? This was maybe two guys in a costume?
-->'''Stephen Mangan''': That would explain why he could only hire it for 25 minutes! [''mimes being the back half of a pantomime horse''] I can only do 25 minutes!
-->'''Lee Mack''': The giveaway was after 25 minutes when one went -- [''he stands up and mimes smoking''] Right, let's crack on, lads!
-->'''Rob Brydon''': So, David's team, what do you think? Truth or lie?
-->'''Kevin''': We went back to the place where we picked up the horse--
-->'''David''': Oh, so not to the stable! To the random point in the road, a couple of hundred yards away from the stables, you're bewildered - "Where has the mysterious man gone?" I would have thought that logically, when returning it, having thought that he'd come from the stables, that you'd been lucky not to have to walk to the stable before hiring it, you might nevertheless have thought "Well, the stable's where it's got to go back to", rather than "Well, sod 'em! This is where we picked it up from! I'm gonna stand here, 300 yards away from the stables, going COME OVER HERE! COME AND GET YOUR OWN HORSE!" At which point locals start going, "NO! YOU KEEP!"
-->'''Rob Brydon''': Kevin, Kevin, look at me. You're taking the horse back - what happened next?
-->[''the panel is too overcome with laughter for Kevin to respond for a few moments'']
-->'''Kevin''': So, where are we taking off from?
-->'''Rob''': You're taking the horse back--
-->'''David''': Let's go back to the start--
-->'''Rob''': Kevin Bridges, ''for the love of God'', please tell us what happened!
-->'''Kevin''': Right. We bought a horse, we thought we'd rented a horse, we did the horse riding, we took it back to the initial place where we picked up the horse. The locals explained we'd met a counterfeit horse guy, [''the panel starts to crack up again''] not from the official horse riding stable--
-->'''David''': This was a counterfeit horse? This wasn't a genuine horse? This was maybe two guys in a costume?
-->'''Stephen Mangan''': That would explain why he could only hire it for 25 minutes! [''mimes being the back half of a pantomime horse''] I can only do 25 minutes!
-->'''Lee Mack''': The giveaway was after 25 minutes when one went -- [''he stands up and mimes smoking''] Right, let's crack on, lads!
-->'''Rob Brydon''': So, David's team, what do you think? Truth or lie?
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* Lee Mack threatening to throw a coconut at David Mitchell's head (his response: "nobody is insured for that to happen!")
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** On the same show, when David Mitchell learnt that Mike Reid ''had'' performed a ten-minute rap at the recent Conservative Party conference, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoBHLCfpSZA he did not react well]].
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** On the same show, when David Mitchell learnt that Mike Reid ''had'' performed a ten-minute rap at the recent Conservative Party conference, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoBHLCfpSZA he did not react well]].conference:
---> '''David''': How are [the Tories] ever going to get back into office? Are they trying? It it match-fixing? Is someone bribing them to be terrible at politics? Mike Read! Ten minutes! Rapping?! What the fuck is that?! [goes briefly incoherent] The reason Tony Blair can start wars for no- you know, without asking people - is that there's no opposition! It's their fault! It's Mike Read's fault! The deaths of our servicemen are on his conscience!
---> '''David''': How are [the Tories] ever going to get back into office? Are they trying? It it match-fixing? Is someone bribing them to be terrible at politics? Mike Read! Ten minutes! Rapping?! What the fuck is that?! [goes briefly incoherent] The reason Tony Blair can start wars for no- you know, without asking people - is that there's no opposition! It's their fault! It's Mike Read's fault! The deaths of our servicemen are on his conscience!
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*The part with Lee Mack's bluff about a woman giving his dog mouth to mouth on ''Would I Lie To You?''. Especially this bit:
--> '''Lee Mack''': And at that moment, he looked up at me and said -
--> '''David Mitchell''': He said 'now I can speak!' 'This lady has blown her soul into me!' And then the dog got in the car and drove off.
** On the same show, when David Mitchell learnt that Mike Reid ''had'' performed a ten-minute rap at the recent Conservative Party conference, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoBHLCfpSZA he did not react well]].
*** Although Lee's post-rant comeback may well balance a smaller crown atop the existing.
* Also, Lee Mack's hilarious response to Michael [=MacIntyre=]'s claim that he once drove a car that could only turn left for a whole month.
-->'''Lee Mack:''' That lie's not just bad, it's so bad that you should just leave, go, get out right now! The exit's just on your right, so you're gonna have to go left, then left, then left, then left....
** Even funnier when it turned out to be true. In a deleted scene from the end-of-season compilation, Lee Mack said he still didn't believe it, leading to a hilarious argument with David Mitchell.
--->'''Lee Mack:''' Right, my go! (''pretends to read from card'') I used to live on the Moon! Unlikely, but true!
--->'''David Mitchell:''' Do you seriously think that's ''equally'' unlikely!?
--->'''Lee Mack:''' ''Yes!!''
--->'''David Mitchell:''' Well, ''you're an idiot!'' No-one has ever lived on the Moon, cars have been damaged! It's so good, they put it on television!
* Although most of the Mitchell / Mack interplay belongs here (and indeed is one of the highlights of the show), one example in particular belongs here: one of Lee Mack's challenges involved a coconut he claimed fell from a tree and nearly hit him in the head, which he kept for 'anecdotal reasons'. David Mitchell was skeptical, citing the apparent tediousness of said anecdote ("'This is a coconut, it fell of a tree and hit me in the shoulder, but obviously if it had hit me in the head in the right place I might have died' is not as interesting a story as perhaps you think, and may in fact elicit the response 'If only it had.'") The resulting exchange gets quite heated, with Mack at one point threatening to commit coconut-related violence upon Mitchell, which prompts this retort:
-->'''David Mitchell''': No one is insured for that to happen!
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** Rob Brydon and Christine Bleakley's innuendo-laden dance number.
--->'''Christine''': You go the other way.
--->'''Rob''': No, I do not!
** David Mitchell's rant against Anne Robinson, which was capped off by Angus saying "Next week when Anne Robinson is our guest, she'll be on Lee's team."
** In the last episode of Series 2, Graeme Garden's turn was a claim that he had five pigs all named after his favourite newsreaders. David made to ask him what the newsreaders were, but Michael [=McIntyre=] (on David's team) started randomly guessing newsreaders, essentially helping Graeme come up with them. The verbal explosion David had afterward has to be seen to be believed.
--->'''David''': ''[[TheMole Are you working for them?]]'' This is the opportunity where Graeme has to rattle off ''five'' newsreaders, and you've just handed him ''four'' on a plate! You idiot! Shall we give him more time? Would you like a ''pen and paper'', Graeme? Maybe we should all just leave the room and he can work up an ''essay'' about it.
--->'''Michael''': Can I ask- can I ask--
--->'''David''': No you can't! Silence! What are the name of the five newsreaders please, Graeme?
--->'''Graeme''': What was that first one you said?
** An outtake shown on the compilation episode for Series 2. Russell Howard is claiming that he got bullied at school because his mother was the dancer in the title sequence to ''TalesOfTheUnexpected'' when he was little. David Mitchell, refusing to believe this, applies copious pressure on Howard to explain all the little self-contractions, until finally Howard ''admits that he is lying through his teeth'', basically forfeiting a point to David's team.
---> '''David''': Do I get extra points for ''capitulation''?
** Series 4 episode 1, particularly the This Is My round.
--->'''Christine''': You go the other way.
--->'''Rob''': No, I do not!
** David Mitchell's rant against Anne Robinson, which was capped off by Angus saying "Next week when Anne Robinson is our guest, she'll be on Lee's team."
** In the last episode of Series 2, Graeme Garden's turn was a claim that he had five pigs all named after his favourite newsreaders. David made to ask him what the newsreaders were, but Michael [=McIntyre=] (on David's team) started randomly guessing newsreaders, essentially helping Graeme come up with them. The verbal explosion David had afterward has to be seen to be believed.
--->'''David''': ''[[TheMole Are you working for them?]]'' This is the opportunity where Graeme has to rattle off ''five'' newsreaders, and you've just handed him ''four'' on a plate! You idiot! Shall we give him more time? Would you like a ''pen and paper'', Graeme? Maybe we should all just leave the room and he can work up an ''essay'' about it.
--->'''Michael''': Can I ask- can I ask--
--->'''David''': No you can't! Silence! What are the name of the five newsreaders please, Graeme?
--->'''Graeme''': What was that first one you said?
** An outtake shown on the compilation episode for Series 2. Russell Howard is claiming that he got bullied at school because his mother was the dancer in the title sequence to ''TalesOfTheUnexpected'' when he was little. David Mitchell, refusing to believe this, applies copious pressure on Howard to explain all the little self-contractions, until finally Howard ''admits that he is lying through his teeth'', basically forfeiting a point to David's team.
---> '''David''': Do I get extra points for ''capitulation''?
** Series 4 episode 1, particularly the This Is My round.
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* The entire horse story in series 4 episode 3.
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* The entire horse story in series 4 episode 3.3.
* Lee Mack threatening to throw a coconut at David Mitchell's head (his response: "nobody is insured for that to happen!")
** Rob Brydon and Christine Bleakley's innuendo-laden dance number.
--->'''Christine''': You go the other way.
--->'''Rob''': No, I do not!
** David Mitchell's rant against Anne Robinson, which was capped off by Angus saying "Next week when Anne Robinson is our guest, she'll be on Lee's team."
** In the last episode of Series 2, Graeme Garden's turn was a claim that he had five pigs all named after his favourite newsreaders. David made to ask him what the newsreaders were, but Michael [=McIntyre=] (on David's team) started randomly guessing newsreaders, essentially helping Graeme come up with them. The verbal explosion David had afterward has to be seen to be believed.
--->'''David''': ''[[TheMole Are you working for them?]]'' This is the opportunity where Graeme has to rattle off ''five'' newsreaders, and you've just handed him ''four'' on a plate! You idiot! Shall we give him more time? Would you like a ''pen and paper'', Graeme? Maybe we should all just leave the room and he can work up an ''essay'' about it.
--->'''Michael''': Can I ask- can I ask--
--->'''David''': No you can't! Silence! What are the name of the five newsreaders please, Graeme?
--->'''Graeme''': What was that first one you said?
** An outtake shown on the compilation episode for Series 2. Russell Howard is claiming that he got bullied at school because his mother was the dancer in the title sequence to ''TalesOfTheUnexpected'' when he was little. David Mitchell, refusing to believe this, applies copious pressure on Howard to explain all the little self-contractions, until finally Howard ''admits that he is lying through his teeth'', basically forfeiting a point to David's team.
---> '''David''': Do I get extra points for ''capitulation''?
** Series 4 episode 1, particularly the This Is My round.
* Lee Mack threatening to throw a coconut at David Mitchell's head (his response: "nobody is insured for that to happen!")
** Rob Brydon and Christine Bleakley's innuendo-laden dance number.
--->'''Christine''': You go the other way.
--->'''Rob''': No, I do not!
** David Mitchell's rant against Anne Robinson, which was capped off by Angus saying "Next week when Anne Robinson is our guest, she'll be on Lee's team."
** In the last episode of Series 2, Graeme Garden's turn was a claim that he had five pigs all named after his favourite newsreaders. David made to ask him what the newsreaders were, but Michael [=McIntyre=] (on David's team) started randomly guessing newsreaders, essentially helping Graeme come up with them. The verbal explosion David had afterward has to be seen to be believed.
--->'''David''': ''[[TheMole Are you working for them?]]'' This is the opportunity where Graeme has to rattle off ''five'' newsreaders, and you've just handed him ''four'' on a plate! You idiot! Shall we give him more time? Would you like a ''pen and paper'', Graeme? Maybe we should all just leave the room and he can work up an ''essay'' about it.
--->'''Michael''': Can I ask- can I ask--
--->'''David''': No you can't! Silence! What are the name of the five newsreaders please, Graeme?
--->'''Graeme''': What was that first one you said?
** An outtake shown on the compilation episode for Series 2. Russell Howard is claiming that he got bullied at school because his mother was the dancer in the title sequence to ''TalesOfTheUnexpected'' when he was little. David Mitchell, refusing to believe this, applies copious pressure on Howard to explain all the little self-contractions, until finally Howard ''admits that he is lying through his teeth'', basically forfeiting a point to David's team.
---> '''David''': Do I get extra points for ''capitulation''?
** Series 4 episode 1, particularly the This Is My round.
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* The entire horse story in series 4 episode 3.
* David Mitchell's reaction upon finding out that the story about British radio and television presenter Mike Read doing a 10-minute political rap at the Conservative Party Conference was true.
-->'''David''': How are [the Tories] ever going to get back into office? Are they trying? It it match-fixing? Is someone bribing them to be terrible at politics? Mike Read! Ten minutes! ''Rapping''?! What the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is that?! [''[[{{Angrish}} goes briefly incoherent]]''] The reason Tony Blair can start wars for no- you know, without asking people - is that there's no opposition! It's ''their fault''! It's ''Mike Read's fault''! '''''The deaths of our servicemen are on his conscience'''''!
-->'''Angus Deayton''': I do hope Mike Read is watching this.
* Stephen Mangan successfully convincing Lee's team that he had nicknames for both his big toes.
* David Mitchell's reaction upon finding out that the story about British radio and television presenter Mike Read doing a 10-minute political rap at the Conservative Party Conference was true.
-->'''David''': How are [the Tories] ever going to get back into office? Are they trying? It it match-fixing? Is someone bribing them to be terrible at politics? Mike Read! Ten minutes! ''Rapping''?! What the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is that?! [''[[{{Angrish}} goes briefly incoherent]]''] The reason Tony Blair can start wars for no- you know, without asking people - is that there's no opposition! It's ''their fault''! It's ''Mike Read's fault''! '''''The deaths of our servicemen are on his conscience'''''!
-->'''Angus Deayton''': I do hope Mike Read is watching this.
* Stephen Mangan successfully convincing Lee's team that he had nicknames for both his big toes.
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* The entire horse story in series 4 episode 3.
* David Mitchell's reaction upon finding out that the story about British radio and television presenter Mike Read doing a 10-minute political rap at the Conservative Party Conference was true.
-->'''David''': How are [the Tories] ever going to get back into office? Are they trying? It it match-fixing? Is someone bribing them to be terrible at politics? Mike Read! Ten minutes! ''Rapping''?! What the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is that?! [''[[{{Angrish}} goes briefly incoherent]]''] The reason Tony Blair can start wars for no- you know, without asking people - is that there's no opposition! It's ''their fault''! It's ''Mike Read's fault''! '''''The deaths of our servicemen are on his conscience'''''!
-->'''Angus Deayton''': I do hope Mike Read is watching this.
* Stephen Mangan successfully convincing Lee's team that he had nicknames for both his big toes.3.
* David Mitchell's reaction upon finding out that the story about British radio and television presenter Mike Read doing a 10-minute political rap at the Conservative Party Conference was true.
-->'''David''': How are [the Tories] ever going to get back into office? Are they trying? It it match-fixing? Is someone bribing them to be terrible at politics? Mike Read! Ten minutes! ''Rapping''?! What the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is that?! [''[[{{Angrish}} goes briefly incoherent]]''] The reason Tony Blair can start wars for no- you know, without asking people - is that there's no opposition! It's ''their fault''! It's ''Mike Read's fault''! '''''The deaths of our servicemen are on his conscience'''''!
-->'''Angus Deayton''': I do hope Mike Read is watching this.
* Stephen Mangan successfully convincing Lee's team that he had nicknames for both his big toes.
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* The entire horse story in series 4 episode 3.
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* The entire horse story in series 4 episode 3.3.
* David Mitchell's reaction upon finding out that the story about British radio and television presenter Mike Read doing a 10-minute political rap at the Conservative Party Conference was true.
-->'''David''': How are [the Tories] ever going to get back into office? Are they trying? It it match-fixing? Is someone bribing them to be terrible at politics? Mike Read! Ten minutes! ''Rapping''?! What the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is that?! [''[[{{Angrish}} goes briefly incoherent]]''] The reason Tony Blair can start wars for no- you know, without asking people - is that there's no opposition! It's ''their fault''! It's ''Mike Read's fault''! '''''The deaths of our servicemen are on his conscience'''''!
-->'''Angus Deayton''': I do hope Mike Read is watching this.
* Stephen Mangan successfully convincing Lee's team that he had nicknames for both his big toes.
* David Mitchell's reaction upon finding out that the story about British radio and television presenter Mike Read doing a 10-minute political rap at the Conservative Party Conference was true.
-->'''David''': How are [the Tories] ever going to get back into office? Are they trying? It it match-fixing? Is someone bribing them to be terrible at politics? Mike Read! Ten minutes! ''Rapping''?! What the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is that?! [''[[{{Angrish}} goes briefly incoherent]]''] The reason Tony Blair can start wars for no- you know, without asking people - is that there's no opposition! It's ''their fault''! It's ''Mike Read's fault''! '''''The deaths of our servicemen are on his conscience'''''!
-->'''Angus Deayton''': I do hope Mike Read is watching this.
* Stephen Mangan successfully convincing Lee's team that he had nicknames for both his big toes.
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* Whenever Lee Mack and David Mitchell engage in HamToHamCombat, particularly the "coconut injury" and "personal [=iPod=] manager" incidents.
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* Whenever Lee Mack and David Mitchell engage in HamToHamCombat, particularly the "coconut injury" and "personal [=iPod=] manager" incidents.incidents.
* The entire horse story in series 4 episode 3.
* The entire horse story in series 4 episode 3.
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--> '''David Mitchell''': Are there other cards in here like, y'know: "you have 19 different names for your grandmother." "What are they?" "Uh, granny, nan, uh uh..." A ''five-point plan for how to survive in prison''? I got ''no idea'' how to survive in prison! Don't go to prison! Only commit crimes you can get away with! That was ''horrible''.
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--> '''David Mitchell''': Are there other cards in here like, y'know: "you have 19 different names for your grandmother." "What are they?" "Uh, granny, nan, uh uh..." A ''five-point plan for how to survive in prison''? I got ''no idea'' how to survive in prison! Don't go to prison! Only commit crimes you can get away with! That was ''horrible''.''horrible''.
* Whenever Lee Mack and David Mitchell engage in HamToHamCombat, particularly the "coconut injury" and "personal [=iPod=] manager" incidents.
* Whenever Lee Mack and David Mitchell engage in HamToHamCombat, particularly the "coconut injury" and "personal [=iPod=] manager" incidents.
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--> '''David Mitchell''': Are there other cards in here like, y'know: "you have 19 different names for your grandmother." "What are they?" "Uh, granny, nan, uh uh..." A ''five-point plan for how to survive in prison''? I got ''no idea'' how to survive in prison! Don't go to prison! Only commit crimes you can get away with! That was ''horrible''.
